I Heard You Are an Alien

Yiyi Ti opened a look and found that it was the information that the comics of this book were about to be published. By the way, she also told her that-in order to cooperate with the publication, the update speed of the online comics may be slowed down appropriately.

This is a common phenomenon. For example, a serial novel is sold for publication, and the contract will stipulate that no ending will appear on the Internet before the book is officially listed. If it has ended, then the physical book must have extras that are not in the network serial.

In this age of online reading, paper sales are inevitably entering a low tide, so businesses have adopted various methods to increase sales, such as making the covers of various heights and packaging them on the outside. On the one hand, it makes people feel that the book "from No one has touched it, it ’s very new and beautiful. ”On the other hand, it makes it impossible to inquire about the content and buys it in a dim way.

尽管 But despite this, the reading experience brought by paper books is still irreplaceable. At least Yi Ti firmly believes that touching paper with ink scent is more "textual" than touching cold screen.

But then again, things like "slowing down" are actually not too stressful for Yi Ti, after all, she is not "creating" with both hands. After getting used to the trial of the thinking converter, she was able to produce a considerable number of comics in one day. After signing the contract, she had given all the current drafts to formaldehyde. At that time, he was shocked by the whole person. Admire "Your true love for gravel really isn't true love can't do that!".

Yi Yi Ti: "..." She really didn't know what to say.

I have a problem: Yi Ti's drawings are all painted, but the publishers think that the cost is much higher than ordinary black and white comics. But the manuscript is really good. It would be a shame to change to a black and white version for publication. Besides, readers who are used to the color version may not eat this set. Therefore, in the contract, the publishing house first set up a "pre-sale" with Weifeng Chinese Website. In short, it is cheaper to buy now, and then mail it to the buyer after printing. And if you miss this opportunity, it will cost XX yuan to buy it later.

Take this opportunity to touch the taste of readers. If the sales volume is high, then large-scale printing will be carried out. If not, the cooperation will temporarily stop. Of course, because this cooperation is different from the past, Weifeng Chinese Network has also won a lot of profits than usual, and a considerable part of them will give sand and stone to Yi Ti, which can be described as very happy. After all, even if she wasn't confident in comics, she was quite confident in the gravelly text.

I was thinking about it, and formaldehyde lost a message. It meant that she would also hang up the news when it was updated today, and the statement would simply copy the sand and gravel.

Yi Ti returned to "ok" and saw that it was almost time to update (her update time looked at the gravel at 11:30 am and 5 pm respectively), so she threw the comic into the archive Besides the box, I also put in the declaration.

Soon after, they were released.

Sandstone 11:32:25

Plagiarism is shameful! (Pick the nose)

Xiao Long Xiaotian 11:32:32

Hmm ... it was formaldehyde that made me.

Sandstone 11:32:41

Isn't there a need for prisoners behind the scenes? (Dead fisheye)

Xiao Long Xiaotian 11:32:46

Can you bail?

Sandstone 11:32:55

I think about it.

After a while, this "prosecutor for malpractice for personal gains" proposed conditions for Yi Ti to help him draw a "two-dimensional appearance", on the grounds that I was afraid that the heads of the two men would be printed on the title page of the comic. Seek cover.

As soon as Yi Yi thought, she didn't want to appear in real life!

I then agreed decisively and agreed to hand in the pictures at this time tomorrow.

她 When she finished this conversation, Cecil just pulled the tentacles from the computer and asked, "Little Ti, do I have this game on my computer?"

"No." Yi Ti shook her head, because she couldn't play well before, so she uninstalled it. And, "I used to get a bit stuck in the copy when I was playing. Now I have updated it several times, and my laptop will get stuck, right?"

He answered affirmatively, "No."

Yi Yi Ti suddenly, yeah, this thing seems to have been transformed by him-made by Cecil, trustworthy!

"Do you want to try it out?"

"Well, in the words of the earth: the theory must be combined with practice." The voice is serious.

Yun Yi Ti: "..." I always feel that the style of painting is wrong. She coughed softly and tried to remove "Three Fat Face Cecil" from her mind, and said, "Then I will download it for you."

"No need." Cecil waved his little tentacles. "When I just retrieved the information, I put the installation package together and transferred it directly to the computer." Then, he inserted the little tentacles into the computer. In the left socket.

At this point, the Jelly Stars officially entered the game journey, and it was more than an hour after playing, it seemed to be a bit "intoxicated".

Yi Yi Ti thinks that if the game makers of the earth know this, they will be very proud!

Nothing happened, she simply closed the shop door, returned to the bedroom, took out the thinking converter, put it on her head, and began to "draw" the appearance of sand and gravel.

What kind of person is big sandstone?

Ji Yiti thought hard, but just now she asked if she could provide a real photo, but he was ruthlessly rejected, and she said she could exchange her photo. Keke, then he was mercilessly rejected by her again.

So I can only rely on imagination.

Sandstone is big ... sandstone is big ... sandstone is big ...

In the endless divergence of thoughts, a human figure gradually formed.

Yi Yiti looked at the picture displayed on the desktop computer, and the whole person was speechless.

The young man in the nonsense has a face that is not handsome but looks good, but the dead fisheye and unshaven beard undoubtedly affected the image and made him look lazy and decadent. And he was wearing only the simplest vest shorts, with Erlang's legs tilted, and his slippers crumbling. He was sitting at the computer watching a movie, holding cucumber in one hand, half of the smoke missing from the other, and a small pool of soot on the ground.

"It will be photographed in the past." She muttered to herself, because this image no matter how she looked at it, it was ten thousand miles away from the gravely demanded "Bright and sacred, martial spirit, extraordinary, noble, noble, great, brave, and stubborn." However, she couldn't deceive herself! If the old gravel was really "tall" in her mind, then he now looks to her as such a wretched guy!

However, how do you say, I always feel a little immediate sense of the people I met in Computer City that day. Of course, it's not the same thing, but the temperament is similar.

After changing a few details a little, Yi Ti decided-it was him.

接下来 And then, it is the appearance of "Long Xiaotian", which is undoubtedly the most difficult part. If it is "Yi Ti", it is simply too simple, but the problem is that "Long Xiaotian" is a male in the setting.

Why try to come by ID card?

缇 Yi Yi, thinking so, finds out a copy of the ID card that Cecil printed out that day, carefully looks at it, and processes it into a two-dimensional image in her mind. After completing it, I was not very satisfied. It's not that it's not like it, but ... It seems too ordinary compared to the gravel.

wait!

Yi Yi Ti blinked, and suddenly came up with a great idea.

After a while, she was like this ... like that ...

A few minutes later.

"Get it!"

I put the two portraits together and Yi Ti nodded again and again. I have to say that this is a very apt explanation of "there is an author and a reader."

这 And after this thing is done, the time is unknowingly more than twelve. Because of talking to Liang Chen in advance, Yi Ti made her own lunch and didn't eat too much. After all, there was a big dinner at night.

But what slightly annoys her is--

In the morning, Cecil was playing a game.

At noon, Cecil is playing a game.

In the afternoon, Cecil was playing a game.

In the evening, Cecil was playing a game.

In the end, Yi Ti has begun to think about whether the so-called "shock therapy" does not work for aliens. It always feels super bad to go on like this! If she said before that he was "obsessed with games" or a little ridiculous, now this is completely a reality?

Before dinner, she finally didn't hold back and whispered, "I said ... Cecil ..."

"What?" The jelly star did not leave his keyboard with his hands, nor did his eyes leave the screen.

"The game ... is it fun?"

"Interesting."

"..." Worst case! Yi Ti swallowed her mouth and silently confessed to her father and mother who were far away from the planet-Sorry, your young son has become a cyber-addicted boy. She asked again, "Where is it interesting?"

"Probability."

"Probability?" This answer is a bit strange.

"Um." Cecil's answer was mixed with a little fanatical color. "This game is full of chances, such as the explosion rate of large monster killings, the success rate of enhanced weapons, the probability of getting excellent items in the treasure chest ... ... "

"Why do you study this kind of thing?"

Cecil's tentacles stopped and he turned his head to look at her.

I don't know why, Yi Ti thought his expression was a little eerie: "My first orange weapon was broken when it was strengthened to level 10."

"..."

"The explanation of the game on earth is mainly to get pleasure directly, but this game is depriving people of pleasure. I have seen people cry more than once."

Ji Yiti swallowed again: "What do you want to do?" Help, what is this totally wrong line?

"I want to work out the probability formula built into the game company, and publish it, so that everyone will no longer cry about it."

"..." Then the people at the game company would cry with it?

Yi Yi Ti Fu amount, is this a "tragedy caused by an orange Wu"? Should she praise the game company's technology for pulling hatred?

It seems that this is the first time I have discovered that Cecil is sometimes unexpectedly childish, but this is also very cute.

She thought so unconsciously she laughed.

"But Cecil, if there is no chance of a game at all, knowing what will happen in advance when playing a monster is actually quite boring, right?" Just like a person who knows in advance what the next second will encounter People, what kind of things will happen, I always feel that this life will be boring. Although this analogy may not be appropriate, Yi Ti thinks the meaning is similar.

Cecil thoughtfully: "It's really the most exciting time when a monster explodes an item."

"Yes, it is this gap between imagination and reality that makes people want to stop!"

但 "But the breakup of Orange Takeshi is the saddest moment."

"..." How long will he mind this?