I Heard You Are an Alien

Halfway through the push, a piece of paper fell from Lu Kong's arms.

Yi Yi Ti looked down and found that it was a hand-drawn map, which was the route from the hotel to her home.

She was speechless.

The guy who was originally embarrassed seemed to be embarrassed at once, and grabbed the map and ran away.

"..."

Lu Yiti thinks that Lu Kong is such a magical person that every time she appears, she can help her to open the door to a new world. However, this feeling of constantly moving from "unknown" to "known" was not annoying to her, but rather she looked forward to it.

At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, the business craze of Liangchen Hotel has receded, and Lu Kong took the time to take a vacation.

Yi Ti took Cecil and waited for him at the alley. She had previously asked if Lu Kong could bring Cecil with her. The young man answered, "Yes, but if you take it, you have to tell him about him. Responsible for everything. " In short, if the express delivery channel is damaged due to Cecil, she will be punished accordingly. However, she feels that there is no need to worry about this, because ... an alien is a hateful tyrant, how could he be robbed by the planet that he almost hacked again and again-this really makes The sad truth.

Then the three set off with spirits. By the way, she was very fortunate to have a bus card, otherwise she would n’t have to do it, she had to rely on her legs.

As soon as she got on the bus, Yi Ti felt that they were on the sidelines, of course because Cecil was too conspicuous, whether it was her face or hair. When she went out, she helped Cecil loose her hair loosely, but it didn't seem to have much effect. Funny to say, this guy who seems to be almighty can't actually comb his hair, holding a comb and standing by the mirror, and made his head into a henhouse in a while.

After the car drove, Yi Ti always felt that something was wrong, but she didn't remember it until ... she was taken with her for two hours.

Even if the bus was relatively unfainted, it would be very uncomfortable to make such a car for a long time. She is now almost totally slumped in her seat and asked weakly: "I said ... how long will I have to sit?" What's the point of going around the city in circles? !!

"It should be a horse, it will be all right." Lu Kong wiped his sweat, "Strange, why can't that Pinghukou always be?"

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

"What, what?" The young man swallowed sharply, and suddenly felt that the atmosphere at the moment was a bit dangerous.

"What's wrong?" Yi Ti could not help but stretched out her hand and grabbed someone's collar. "Why did you just sit in the wrong car !!!!!!" It turned out that the site could not be found at all! How anxious is this guy's ability to recognize the road! She decided not to believe this guy anymore, "Get out of the car and give me the address!"

I happened to stop the car at this moment, and she stood up immediately, but her knees were weak because she had been in the car for too long.

"Little Ti." Cecil, who stood up, reached out her hands to catch her, "OK?"

Yi Yiti wanted to say that she was "okay", but this stupid man, because she was too nervous, hugged her like a child, and slap her back "oh oh" to coax.

Her covering her face, she felt unable to look directly at some people's eyes, even if those eyes were almost in good faith.

"I beg you! Don't put flashlights when everything is okay?" Lu Kong was furious, "I was wrong, I was really wrong, do n’t continue to stimulate me !!!"

Yi Yi Ti: "..." idiot, he yelled so much, did you see more people? !!

He then fled and got out of the car.

After taking a deep breath to relieve the discomfort of riding in the car, Yi Ti said, "I'm already a cultivator, and motion sickness is really terrible."

"What's this," Lu Kong replied, "I've also seen someone dizzy with a sword in an ancient book."

"……What?"

"In the end, the man could only sit on a huge Frisbee-type instrument, and also tied himself to the plate with a strap. It is said that because the strap was too strong and tied too tightly, he was finally killed in an accident with the plate. It ’s pitiful. "

"..."

"Unfortunately, few people can use Feijian now, but even if it can be used, it is very troublesome." The young man rubbed his chin and said, "It is not good if it collides with an airplane or is seen by passengers.

Yi Yi Ti said that she really couldn't match the ability of this guy's brain to diverge. Shouldn't the focus now be--

"Give me the address!"

"Ah, yes."

Lu Kong's address was stated in Yi Ti's skeptical eyes. She confirmed it several times in a row before she could barely believe that this guy really remembered it. but--

"This address is near my house."

"Is it?"

"Well, let's walk for about half an hour."

"What are you waiting for, let's go."

"I said-it's near my house," not to mention it's okay, mentioning Yi Ti is really a fire, "where are we now ?!"

"Uh ..." Someone is guilty.

Yi Yi Ti looked at the sky in pain. She was wrong. She should not believe this unreliable guy from the beginning. But this is already the case. Blind blame and no doubt are useless. She took a deep breath and walked to the bench next to the bus stop sign: "Wait for me to take a break and go."

Confidant Lu Kong came together: "Ahem, are you thirsty? Or I'll buy you some water?"

"Are you rich?" Stare.

"Uh ... you borrow me first?"

Yi Yi Ti: "..."

啊 "Ah, forget, you are only Ba Mao."

"..." Which pot is not open? Although she is about to become a rich man, she is still a 100% poor man!

"The words of money ..." Cecil suddenly said, and found a piece of coin from his trouser pocket. "Is this OK?"

"Yes!" Lu Kong took it, and ran away swiftly.

Yi Ti left a little nervous and asked, "Where did your money come from?"

"Xiao Ti, when you usually buy things, you will put the change everywhere, and I will receive it together." Cecil blinked and explained carefully, "Today I see that I want to go out and bring it out."

Yun Yi Ti was almost moved to tears, this guy is definitely her little angel!

她 In her "excited" eyes, the young man bowed his head a little shyly: "Did I help you, Xiao Ti?"

"Well, it helped."

那就 "That's good." He looked up, showing a contented smile.

He can really help her, even if it is only a trivial matter, he is really happy.

"I said you're enough ..." Shajing's voice came again, "How long have I been away, and you will be like this again. I knew I would buy a torch!"

Yi Yiti twitched at the corner of her mouth. Where would a store sell such torches? She turned to look around, but was surprised by Lu Kong's shape: "What happened to your waist and legs?"

"Don't mention it." The young man put both bottles of mineral water into the hands of the two of them. "Just dropped the money on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, a motorcycle came behind me and hit me on the waist."

"... Are you okay? Would you like to go to the hospital?" Yi Ti quickly stood up and asked a little nervously.

Lu Lukong waved his hand: "It's okay, I encountered this kind of thing in three days and two ends, and I'm used to it."

"..." Hey, can you get used to this kind of thing?

"I had a big bang driver hit me on the waist before. I haven't done much yet. He almost cried, hahaha, and gave me two thousand pieces of private money. Unfortunately, the trouser bag broke a hole and fell off when he turned around. One thousand and eight. "

"..." Why do you want to show such a proud look?

"The best thing was that time, I was hit by a tank," Lu Kong stunned with a bit of aftertaste, "It was really serious that time, and I had pain in my waist, feet and feet for three days."

"..." What did this guy go through?

"Don't show that kind of face," Lu Kong drank the mineral water, and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "According to my old man, my luck now is that even if people are sitting at home, there will be meteorites in the sky. Anyway, it is bad If this happens, you can only resist if you can't resist it. "

易 蒂 微怔, although this guy seems to say "joy", but suddenly changing from Lucky S to Lucky Z is really unbearable for normal people. Although this guy smiled brightly, he didn't necessarily look so happy.

She sighed, opened the bag around her waist, pretended to look around, took a medicine bottle out of it, and gave it to the person in front of her.

"This is it?" Lu Kong took the bottle and looked curiously.

"Treatment." Yi Ti gave him a little rejuvenation potion, which had been used on Hongye before. The quality was absolutely guaranteed.

Lu Kong did not hesitate to open the bottle, took a sip, and a strange glow appeared in his eyes. Then he closed the bottle with a hand and asked, "Is it such a precious potion? He's heard that Spirit Planter also has various rules.? "

"It's not a big deal if it's just a bottle."

Although Master Ling Zhizhi can easily affect the balance, this is based on reaching a "certain amount". If even friends ca n’t help, what fun is there to be a practitioner?

"Enough!" Lu Kong gave a thumbs up and carefully put away the remaining potion, "When I am too poor to live, I will sell it."

"..." Hey, what about good friendship?

After a short rest, the three boarded the bus again.

Because Yi Ti was leading this time, several people quickly reached the platform near the destination and walked along the address given by Lu Kong, but walking, her heart was strange There was a touch of familiarity on the ground.

I don't think she's been here, but the street names are familiar.

It wasn't until she saw a shop that she finally determined what.

but in the meanwhile--

"This is it."

"……what?"

Lu Yiti was shocked, for no reason. The place pointed by Lu Kong was "Yuan Lai Xuan", which is the magic store opened by sisters Pei Ling and Pei Xue. The reason why she would be familiar is because her sister Pei gave her a business card.

"You came before?"

"I……"

Yi Yiti opened her mouth, and before she could say anything, a voice rang out from behind.

"Miss Yi?"