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"What's the matter? I just want to look around."

The commotion in front of them caught their attention. They looked closely and saw a shiny bald head wearing a black suit like a tights, Patchy was sneaking around.

Behind the man were several villagers from Windmill Village. Like the woman who led them, they were also wearing blood-stained clothes and holding a black iron hatchet in their hands.

Their appearance made the bloody smell in the air suddenly become a little stronger.

"...Oh, oh, it's you. What a coincidence, I didn't expect to meet you here, it's really surprising."

When Patchy saw him, he seemed to have seen a savior, and he smiled and greeted him.

But that smile still looked a little sinister and wretched.

"I didn't expect that we would be able to meet here just after parting at the Volcano Residence. Do you think this is fate? For the sake of fate, come and buy something from me. Hehehe..."

Patch smiled slyly, rubbing his hands like a fly, and was particularly looking forward to Su Feng buying something from him.

"Okay, for the sake of reuniting after a "long" separation, I will come to patronize your shop. What do you sell?"

Seeing the two of them chatting, the dancers who were responsible for guarding and chasing Patch looked at each other and then retreated.

Only the dancer who led Su Feng was left.

"Hehehe... I'm not bragging, Patch, I have everything here, it depends on what you need. A powerful hero like you must need a handy weapon, take a look at this one!"

As he said, Patch took out a black iron bow mysteriously.

"Look at the gold decorations on it, look at the soft lion mane, as a hero who defeated Latan, you should be familiar with this bow, right?"

"Of course I am familiar with it, the lion bow used by Latan looks like this." Just looking at the decoration, you can tell.

Patch also laughed and said, "Yes, your eyesight is really good. This is the one used by General Latan when he was alive. Patch stole it from the Red Lion City with great difficulty. For the sake of fate, I will transfer it to you for 500,000 runes. How about it?"

"Not very good." Su Feng said with disdain, "You want to cheat me of 500,000 runes with a fake bow, do you really treat me as a fool?"

"Eh? How can you destroy someone's innocence? I, Patch, never sell..."

Before he could say the word fake, Su Feng had a heavy bow in his hand, exactly the same as the one in his hand, and the appearance was more exquisite and more textured.

Seeing Patchy's stunned look, Su Feng joked: "What did you say just now? I don't think I heard it clearly... You said the one in your hand is not a fake, so does that mean the one in my hand is a fake?"

"Hehehe..."

Patch laughed dryly a few times, and quickly apologized: "Misunderstanding, all misunderstandings, actually Patchy, I was just playing a little joke on you just now, this is the good stuff I intend to sell you."

As if offering a treasure, he took out another big tree spear.

But this time, Su Feng didn't even look at it, and said: "Forget it, I have plenty of such weapons, but I don't know if you have what I need."

"Hehe, just tell me, my Patchy store has a complete range of goods! Even those wandering merchants sometimes come to me to buy goods!"

"Really?" Su Feng grinned when he heard this, and his tone became subtle.

"Of course, my character can be used as a guarantee."

"......"

Patch's character...

It was the first time he knew that this big bald guy actually had such a thing as character, a negative number, right?

But Su Feng didn't care, and said directly: "Okay, then let me ask you, do you have the Fire Sword?"

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Patch's figure paused immediately, and looked at Su Feng as if he had seen a ghost, shook his head and said: ".... No."

"What about the Golden Law Sword?"

"... No."

"What about the First Fire?"

"..... No!"

"What about the Elden Ring?"

"... No!"

"Heh." Su Feng sneered, "You have nothing, what kind of store are you running, just close it as soon as possible."

"......."

Patch looked at him with resentment, and his eyes said - "Are you embarrassing me, Patch!"

How could he have such high-end goods here!

What he has is just to occasionally kill a few unlucky people and find some valuable things from them, that's all.

And things like the Fire Sword and the First Flame, he has never seen them in Lothric, how can he take them out!

And the Elden Ring, if he can take them out, wouldn't it be better for him to be the King of Elden!

Even if he can take them out, can you afford them!

Little did he know that if he could really take them out, it would not be a question of whether to buy them or not.

Even if he had to rob them, Su Feng would grab them.

But now, when he asked, he got nothing, and Su Feng lost interest and immediately planned to turn around and leave.

At this moment, Patch's eyes turned cunningly, as if he thought of something, and hurriedly called him.

"Hey, wait a minute. I guess you came to Windmill Village to find someone, right?"

"Oh? You know?"

"Of course, I [Crazy] Patch is a know-it-all, but I know everything. Those two girls you are looking for, when night falls, you will be able to see them." Qi Min came forward and said to him: "How about it, is this news useful? I can give you a discount, just one hundred thousand runes."

The so-called cheap points in Patch's mouth are usually killing people, ripping people off, and cheating people.

Often when faced with such a rogue, you have to act even more rogue.

Su Feng immediately spread his hands and said with an indifferent expression: "It's quite useful, but unfortunately, I don't have that many runes. If you want it, I can give you ten runes. If you don't want it, forget it."

"Eh? Why are you so unreasonable! The information I provided you is obviously so important!"

"So I'll give you ten runes. If it's not important, you'd have to give me at least one million runes for taking me so long."

"Tsk, iron cock..." Patch wanted to get angry, but due to Su Feng's strength, he couldn't. Not to mention that the two women around him were even more difficult to mess with, and they could separate him in minutes.

All he could do was sulk, his face turned livid with anger.

Seeing this, Su Feng almost laughed out loud with joy, but after professional training, he still did not laugh out loud. Instead, he patted Patch on the shoulder and said:

"Don't worry, since you have provided me with such valuable information, how about I also provide you with the same information?"

"What..." Patch curled his lips indifferently.

Su Feng smiled mysteriously and said: "I guess you came to Windmill Village because of a certain woman, right? That woman lost her fighting spirit, so you wanted to cheer her up and come to her hometown, right?"

Patch slowly widened his eyes after hearing this, looking at him in disbelief.

Patch wanted to ask him how he knew, but before he could say anything, Su Feng spoke up again.

"Don't worry about how I knew it, but you came to the wrong place when you came to Windmill Village. What that woman needs is a portable musical instrument, but that musical instrument is not here, but in [Ironthorn] Elonme In your case, that man Aaron Meyer was once a criminal..."

Su Feng slowly told the other party everything about Alonmel.

Alonmel was a warrior from the destroyed small country of Ohe, but was later escorted to Sunshade City as a criminal because of his identity as a bell hunter.

But later, for unknown reasons, Aronmel suddenly escaped. Not only did he kill most of the people, expelled the remaining soldiers of Sunshade City, he even used the family heirloom sword of Sunshade City Lord Maremmare for execution. The sword was taken away.

There is still an unexplainable relationship between Elonmeier and Larcade's side room, Tanis.

The instrument that Patch needed, the percussion of the Dancer, was in Aaron Mayer.

According to legend, the dancer's dance is passionate and unrestrained, without a trace of flattery in it, and is awe-inspiring and beautiful.

This actually refers to Tanis, and it is precisely because of this that Rakad fell in love with Tanis and married her.

When he told all this, Patch already believed eight points, and the remaining two points came from instinctive vigilance.

Because his grandmother often taught him——

"Free things are the most expensive"

Although Su Feng was not free, it was hit at his fatal point and he had to guard against it.

Seeing Patch's vigilant reaction, Su Feng just smiled and said nothing. He believed that Patch would believe it and would verify it.

As for how strong Elon Mayer was, he did not remind him.

It's a small revenge.

And anyway, with Patch's survival skills, he couldn't die at all.

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After that, the dancer from Windmill Village, who was the guide, took them to different houses, one for Patch and one for them.

Although it was to let them rest for a while, waiting for the night's celebration to begin.

But in reality, it was almost like being imprisoned. There were always faint footsteps outside the door, as if they were afraid of them escaping.

"....Oh, my king, what are you planning this time?"

Lani's figure appeared in this not-so-spacious room, her petite buttocks sitting on the table, still looking elegant.

But what is different from the time of Gmir Volcano is that the fiery red hair has turned blue.

According to her own words, she hated the red hair, just as she hated the Golden Law and her father Radhaguna.

Volume 1: Chapter 122 Celebration of Blood and Fire

"....Oh, my king, what are you planning this time?"

She saw everything that just happened.

Melina and Serolina had the same doubts, and now they were sure that this village was weirder than any place they had ever been to.

Abnormalities are revealed everywhere, and the villagers appear to be normal, but are actually crazy.

Su Feng smiled slightly and explained: "Well, I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet. Since you are here, why not watch a grand and magnificent performance and celebration?

And if we really want to start the campaign, it won't be long before this. Wouldn't it be better to let these villagers gather together on their own? "

Lani: "..."

Seeing that wanton smile, Lani already understood that her king had become playful again.

"Okay, so do you need my help?"

"No need, you just stay here and help me find Millicent and Letina."

"Okay, then be careful."

Lani has given up trying to persuade.

As for Millicent and Letina, although she didn't know the former, she still knew the latter, the Platinum Son who once belonged to Kallia.

At this moment, Su Feng had already opened the group chat.

Now that the celebration is held, what if there is no audience?

King Elden: "Everyone, I am going to hold a celebration here. Which of you is interested?"

Fujiwara Chika: "Eh? Celebration, where is the celebration? Is it like a fireworks display? Can I participate?"

Lord Eldon: "?"

Even across the chat group, you can feel the strong excitement.

But the problem is——

King Eldon: "Who are you?"

Fujiwara Chika: "Hey, hey, hey, I'm Fujiwara Chika, a second-year student from the 21st Century High School, a newcomer who just joined the group! You should be the Mr. Su Feng that Sister Kaguya calls you, right?"

Lord Eldon: "?"

Looking at the messages in the chat group, Su Feng slowly typed a question mark again and entered it immediately.

King Elden: "@The Holy Lord of Eternal Calamity and Reincarnation, the old house girl came out to be beaten... No, come out and explain."

The Holy Lord of Eternal Calamity and Reincarnation: "Ah, Mr. Su Feng is really like this. He wants to beat me as soon as he comes out, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh."