I, Human Cub, Spoiled By Dragons

The potion accurately avoided all afterimages, and hit Ao Xuan's real body precisely!

This chance is like Ao Xuan's English test. There are more than one hundred multiple-choice questions, and he just managed to avoid all the correct answers, and none of them got it right!

"Pfft..." The potion shattered, and a puff of green smoke came out...

...and that's the end?

For a moment, the entire battlefield fell silent, and the scene was once very embarrassing...

The old goblin started shaking the potion bottle crazily like a seizure of horns. Until Ao Xuan resorted to his unique skills and repeated horizontal jumps, everyone was taken aback for a while. In the end, the potion unexpectedly hit Ao Xuan's body... and then a puff of green smoke came out, is that the end?

First of all, Ao Xuan's incomparably cool and domineering repeated horizontal jumps, everyone thought it was a 100% dodge, and it succeeded!

Then, the old goblin shook the potion ferociously, and the potion became more and more red, as if it was about to explode when it exploded! Then there was a soft sound! That sound was not as loud as a fart, bigger...

Are you two here for a joke? Someone must have paid you to play the oboe?

The dwarf brother and the elf royal sister [are already out of anger, this place is being robbed! Please give me a little peace! Can you respect our profession?

Are you trying to piss us off?

Fei Luo looked at Ao Xuan with a very disappointed look: son, you failed to pretend, Dad is very disappointed in you...

Alice's eyes widened, "As expected of the ninja with the number one accidental sex

This child should read less cartoons and learn more cultural knowledge in the future.

The governor looked at his officer, the cpu had already started overclocking. Since the upgrade, his emotional system has begun to awaken. But never has it been so seriously stimulated. It may be that the emotional system is a little disordered, he wants to blow himself up

Even my king, who has always been serious, turned his face away, and the two-handed sword in his hand trembled unsteadily following her suppressed laughter...

Xiaobaozi Yingcao said, the speed of the master just now was so fast, I felt a little dizzy when I saw it...

And the old goblin also received the silent gaze of many wild goblins, hobgoblins, and ogres under his crotch...

Boss, we all have our pants off, so why don't you show me this?

Not good enough! Boss......

The old goblin rubbed his hands awkwardly.

Mad, this damn potion is unreliable at critical moments.

The old goblin could tell that the few people in front of him were not to be trifled with. If you are fighting alone, you will not be afraid if you rely on the strength of the ogre under your crotch. But if these few people go together, the group of trash on my side (bcfd) won't be able to help much.

When the time comes, I may really only be able to pray and perform a miracle with all my strength... …

Especially the blond girl wearing a strange lace maid outfit and holding a two-handed sword, she feels like her master back then...

Is it better to live than to die, or to beg for forgiveness?

Didn't you say that you lose half by surrendering?

Thinking of this, it showed a very ugly smile, and the creases on its face were all piled up, "Well... why don't we shake hands and make peace?"

Shake hands and make peace? Shake hands with your mother! Make peace with you with a hammer! I'm ashamed! If I don't do you today, what face do I have to live in this world?

Ao Xuan hated that he stomped his feet and shouted, "No way! If I don't kill you today, I will never be a human being! Governor! Broken horn! Come on! Come on me! Hammer this old green skin to death! 11

When you hear it, my friends, Huo! What else can I do after all these words have been said? Fuck this hard-mouthed old goblin who rides an ogre!

Besides, everyone didn't plan to just let it go. If you say handshake and make peace, then I'll lose face?

Just when the big guys are gearing up to give this old goblin a set of ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty...

"Wait!" the old goblin shouted.

"Look... what is this?" The old goblin took out a black bottle from his basket.

Ha! Even if you take out Yunnan Baiyao, it will not make up for the wounds in my heart!

Ao Xuan was about to sneer at the old goblin, and it hurt his face. suddenly feel bad

This thing, why do I feel a little familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere....

When the old goblin took out the black bottle, everyone felt very disgusted. Among them, Arturia, the elf royal sister Luna, and the little bun face Yingcao felt the most uncomfortable.

Something dangerous and disgusting appeared nearby.

Arturia clenched the hilt of the sword, thinking to herself, I might need to take action.

And the elf royal sister is even more frowning, almost stand up, she especially hates the bottle in the old goblin's hand.

As a plant spirit, Yingcao was also very afraid of this bottle. She had already hid behind the elf royal sister. Because she is a plant elf, she is deeply liked by Luna, and she usually eats a lot. The relationship between the two is very good.

Ao Xuan turned on the profiling function...  

Immediately, Ao Xuan said solemnly: "Not good! That's a bottle of blood from a foreign evil god!"

"It seems that you all know this stuff..." The old goblin's face was also very gloomy.

"Just two months ago, a mysterious person found me, gave me a lot of materials and potions, let me harass the towns near Helsing, and claimed that there would be a large payment after the thing was done... "

The old goblin used this bottle of evil blood to shock Ao Xuan and the others, and immediately began to talk about his experience during this period of time.

It turned out that someone was recruiting monsters around and harassing the villages and towns attached to Helsin City. And when the mysterious man left, he left the old goblin ten bottles of blood of the evil god. Of course he didn't tell the old goblin what it was.

"If there is any strong enemy that can't be dealt with, then drink this potion. It can double your power and even break through the ranks. That's what that person said at the time..." The old goblin sneered.

"He treats me as an uninformed country bumpkin. If he doesn't know what this thing is, he might really think that this bottle of liquid full of magic power is a good thing. But I do know this thing. This is the body fluid of an alien evil god... ."

Finally, the two sides talked.

This is normal, although the old goblin is not Ao Xuan's opponent, but he can't stand the nuclear bomb in his hand!

So when the old goblin promised to leave here with all his men, Ao Xuan and the others also agreed to shake hands and make peace.

Of course Ao Xuan vowed not to kill the old goblin to be human...

Ao Xuan: "I'm not a man anymore! What can a man do? I want to be a great gentleman..."

Under the threat of mutual death, Ao Xuan, a Vientiane katana who was not a human being, held talks with an old alchemist on an unknown hill near Helsing at 2:00 p.m. local time.

The two sides spoke highly of the friendship between wild goblins and human beings, and the development of bilateral relations. Decided to work together to consolidate and develop a comprehensive strategic partnership of equality, trust, mutual support, common prosperity, and friendship from generation to generation.

Ao Xuan pointed out that humans and wild goblins are good neighbors, good friends who help each other, and good partners who cooperate sincerely. .