I, Human Cub, Spoiled By Dragons

Where have you heard this style of song before? It's an explosion!

Ao Xuan proudly asked: "How is it? Haven't you heard it? Isn't this song very hot?"

Fei Luo couldn't help but nodded: "It's amazing! Although I don't understand the lyrics, I can still be infected by that strong emotion! It sounds like the style of the Northern Territory, but I have never heard such an infectious song .And the sound quality of your gramophone magic device is really good?"

Ao Xuan hummed along with the music: "That's right, my mobile phone...is not right! What are you talking about? Phonograph? You also have this kind of thing that plays music...?"

Hearing what Fei Luo said, he was half happy.

It turns out that there are really things that emit sound in this world. There is a kind of phonograph crystal that can record sound, and its retention time is longer than that of ordinary records, and it is not a problem for more than a hundred years. There are even photo crystals, which can record pictures and sounds.....

Fortunately, these are very valuable!

There are also some simple magic devices developed using magic spar as energy! It's just that the technology is not very mature.

You fucking people, are you going to enter Demon Realm 12 Yin?

My mother! They have everything, what else can I, a time traveler, use to pretend?

How come people can exchange a watch or a Coke bottle for a lot of money when they travel through time travel, but to me, even a mobile phone is worthless! It’s not fair!

Ao Xuan thought while watching Alice fiddling with his mobile phone with great interest.

Now that I have this kind of hardware, why don't I set up an entertainment company myself? At that time, I will attract a lot of stars, and then release records and make movies to bring some entertainment to the boring people of the tenth generation.

Can you still engage in unspoken rules...

Alice is very smart, and quickly taught herself how to operate the mobile phone, and even changed a song.

"A big road, it leads to my house

My family lives at the foot of Liangshan, Liangya

The soil at the foot of the mountain is fertile, five acres of land

Five acres of fertile land, what to plant

Ao Xuan was sitting on the donkey cart while driving the cart, yelling along with his elder brother with a gong-like voice. Since he was in middle school, he has been nicknamed "Duck Voice".

Fei Luo didn't care that Ao Xuan's voice was bad, because he was out of tune and out of tune, so he wasn't qualified.

But Miss Elf could not listen anymore, she couldn't help interrupting Ao Xuan: "I said Ao Xuan, where is your hometown? Is it a place called Liangshan?"

Because Ao Xuan sang in Mandarin, they could understand the meaning of the lyrics.

When Fei Luo and Alice heard Luna ask Ao Xuan's hometown, they both turned to look at him. They are also very curious. Ao Xuan once said that he came from the town of Grujar, but he was not from the town of Grujar.

Moreover, his skin color, hair color, and pupils are not the appearance of a local, and his facial features are also very different from those of a Caucasian.

Ao Xuan gave a wry smile, thinking to return to Liangshan. I really want to go to Liangshan, at least I can drink a lot of wine and eat a lot of meat, and I can share the money with a big scale. It's not like now, there is no one who looks like me at all.

This is the real unfamiliarity of my life!

"My home, in a very far away place, I arrived here by accident, and I probably won't be able to go back.

"My hometown, I live here... oh, I'm sorry, touching the scene begets love. Touching the scene begets love."

"My hometown is an ancient country with a history of 5,000 years. She has nurtured thousands of lovely people..."

......Yes, Dongpo Pork! One of our ancient poets invented this dish. He said: Huangzhou is good for pork, and the price is as cheap as dung. The rich will not eat it, and the poor will not know how to cook it. Slow the fire, use less water, and it will be beautiful when the fire is full. Come to play a bowl early every day, and be full of your own Lord. That taste... tsk!"

Ao Xuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then heard the sound of saliva swallowing next to him, one after another.

Ao Xuan was aroused by thoughts and emotions just now, but in the crooked downstairs of this group of foodies, he finally talked about cooking in my big foodie country. Well worth it!

In such a short time, everyone felt that they were full when they swallowed their saliva.

By noon, Ao Xuan was cooking while the rest of the people looked at their phones. It's "A Bite of China" cached by Ao Xuan!

Luna, Fat Lo and Alice, and Teemo. These people don't understand Chinese at all, and they don't know the bullet screen [but just by memorizing the most music and pictures have convinced them.

...... are the gifts of nature to people. "As the show ended, Fei Luo rushed over and hugged Ao Xuan's leg.

"Ao Xuan, teach me how to cook! I can't eat the food inside, I can't rest my eyes!" Fei Luo pointed at the phone, his face full of sadness.

He felt that he was a foodie in vain, and that he had been wasting his life for the past twenty years!

The rest of the time was very simple.” Fei Luo was studying the top-secret recipe that Ao Xuan gave him: fried rice with eggs.

And Luna is grabbing the phone with Alice. Alice is going to play jigsaw puzzles, while Luna is going to watch the web drama "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", with Ao Xuan translating. Women of this size are often noisy.

Just when Ao Xuan was driving the donkey cart and thinking about how to save his mobile phone, he suddenly found a dwarf squatting by the road in the distance!

"Damn it, it's a dwarf!" Ao Xuan quickly pushed Fei Luo next to him, and Fei Luo was still immersed in the Peerless Secret Book Egg Fried Rice, unable to extricate himself.

He glanced at the dwarf, "Oh, it's a dwarf, because he's too old to be stewed." Then he continued to study the secrets.

Looking at Fei Luo's reversal of practicing Jiuyin and going crazy, it is estimated that he is also taking jujube pills!

Ao Xuan poked Luna at 333, "Look, dwarf! It's a dwarf."

Luna: "Oh, he's a dwarf, with this height, he's a good hand in head-to-head combat."

You take jujube pills too!

Ao Xuan ignored them. As for Alice, she was already an internet addict girl, staring at the screen, she didn't respond when you pushed her. Teemo was watching the excitement from the side, and his eyes went straight.

The donkey cart swayed closer and closer, and Ao Xuan could see the dwarf squatting by the road.

Too short! It is estimated that standing up is only a little taller than Alice. Ao Xuan estimated that it would reach his stomach, about 1.34 meters. The complexion is dark, bluish black.

The dwarf's temples have been shaved, and there are long and narrow blue tattoos on the two sides and forehead, which look like some kind of totem.

The hair on the top of his head is very thick, with a big back and a thick braid at the back of his head. There is a thick beard on the cheeks and chin, which has been carefully taken care of, and it is tied into three braids, and it is also covered with a bright copper ring, which is very cherishing.

Maybe the dwarf looked at the old man, Ao Xuan always felt that the dwarf was not too young. The dwarf was wearing a half-length iron armor, with a large dark shield sitting under his butt, a one-handed axe on his right hand, and two small flying axes hanging from his waist.

Ao Xuan found the dwarf, and the dwarf naturally found Ao Xuan on the donkey cart. Ao Xuan stared at the dwarf, and the dwarf stared at Ao Xuan. .