I, Jingliu, the Fatui Executor

The weather was very hot, but the weather was very hot.

"Columbia, Columbia!"

In the morning, Jingliu shook Columbia, who was still sleeping, a few times, his eyes full of excitement.

"Well..." Columbia was woken up by Jingliu, yawned and stretched, looking at Jingliu with some confusion.

"What's wrong?"

Doesn't Jingliu usually sleep until the sun is shining on his butt? What happened today that made him get up so early? Columbia felt that Jingliu was so strange at this time.

Jingliu gently put his hands on Columbia's shoulders and said seriously: "Columbia, teach me to learn the words on Teyvat!"

Columbia:? ? ?

What's wrong with you today?

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“You mean… you want to write a light novel?”

At the dinner table, listening to Mirror Flow’s explanation, Columbia asked thoughtfully.

“Yes, is there any problem?” Looking at the way Columbia looked at herself, why did she feel that she didn’t trust herself?

Be more confident and get rid of the feeling. Columbia just doesn’t trust you. And she still doesn’t trust you very much, thinking that you are just going crazy everyday.

“Okay, okay.” Columbia looked at Mirror Flow’s serious expression, waved her hand, dealt with it casually, and continued to eat breakfast on the table.

Mirror Flow looked at Columbia’s casual attitude, pretended to be unhappy and said to her: “I am serious, serious, serious, so please treat me seriously too.”

“Oh…don’t worry, I am serious too.” Columbia stopped what he was doing, swallowed the food in his mouth, and then pretended to be serious and said.

Mirror Flow: …

Serious…? How come I can't see your seriousness at all? Jingliu looked at Columbia with some suspicion, but it didn't seem like she was not serious.

"Okay, I'm kidding. When will it start?" Columbia finished her breakfast, elegantly pulled up a piece of paper to wipe her mouth, and asked Jingliu.

Although I don't know what she is crazy about now, as long as Jingliu wants to do it, I will support her unconditionally.

"Now, let's start now!" Jingliu said with a passionate face.

"Okay." Columbia looked at Jingliu and chuckled.

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Jingliu: ...

Columbia: ...

"That... Jingliu... why don't we give up?" Columbia looked at Jingliu's miserable appearance and instantly had the idea of ​​giving up.

It was a word that I just learned, why can I forget it in a blink of an eye? Okay, just assume that you have a bad memory, then learn it a few more times.

After learning it a few more times, I finally remembered it and started to learn the second word. Okay, I learned the second word, but forgot the first one. I learned the third word, but forgot the first and second words. This went on and on, and I learned for a long time, but I didn't learn anything.

"Jingliu... How about this? You tell me the content, and I'll write the novel, how about that?" Columbia proposed a plan to Jingliu that she thought was perfect.

Columbia thought Jingliu should just be a vase. It would be better for her to leave the writing or reading to her, because she and Jingliu would never be separated.

"No! No, only what I write is meaningful!" Jingliu was determined and refused to let Columbia write for him.

Columbia: ...

Is it a question of whether it is meaningful now? The problem now is that you can't learn it at all. At this rate, I'm afraid you won't be able to learn Teyvat even if Yaedo goes bankrupt.

"Ah..." Columbia sighed silently in her heart, but she was still trying to teach Jingliu to read. After all... who made her her wife?

...

"No...I really can't do it. I really can't do it." Columbia sat on the chair with a decadent atmosphere at this time. She felt that if she continued to teach like this, she might not be able to read in a short time...

"That...Columbia..." Jingliu scratched his head awkwardly and said weakly to Columbia.

"Well? Don't worry, I will definitely teach you." Hearing Jingliu's voice, Columbia drove away the decadent atmosphere on her body and said to Jingliu with confidence.

"That...actually, what I mean is..." Jingliu looked at Columbia's confident look and was a little embarrassed to speak.

"Well, tell me."

"What I mean

Yes, why don't we stop here today? We have been studying for so long, why don't we take a break? "

Columbia:???

Is this your ambition? You were the one who proposed learning to read, and you were the one who proposed writing light novels. Now when I am getting excited, you tell me that you can't do it anymore? You tell me to stop? You tell me to take a break?

"No~No~Oh." Columbia said to Jingliu with a smile and a dark face. It seemed that as long as Jingliu said a word "no", Columbia would explode directly.

Looking at Columbia's appearance at this time, Jingliu didn't dare to say a word.

"Come on, let's continue~" Columbia's voice was full of tenderness and sweetness, as if to make people completely sink into it.

But Jingliu knew very well that Columbia at this time was very scary...

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The time of learning is always very interesting. In a blink of an eye, it was time to go to bed at night.

"Well...not bad. Let's stop here today. "Columbia looked at Jingliu who had already learned a few words and nodded with satisfaction.

Jingliu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard what Columbia said. He felt that if he continued to learn, his brain CPU would burn out...

"Take a shower and go to bed. We'll continue tomorrow."

"We'll continue tomorrow." Jingliu thought of the completely incomprehensible Teyvat characters in the book, and his scalp tingled.

"What else? If you want to write a light novel, you must know at least half of the characters."

Jingliu:...

Is it too late for me to take back my words about writing a novel?

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