I, Jingliu, the Fatui Executor

The two of them were very happy.

"Isn't there still some time before the Flower Goddess Festival? Shall we go to Xumi now?"

Looking at Jingliu who seemed to have packed up and was ready to leave (although he didn't bring anything), Columbia asked in confusion. Didn't we agree to go a few days before the Flower Goddess Festival?

"That was originally the case, but now I've changed my mind."

Looking at the smile on Jingliu's face and the calculation in his eyes, Columbia probably knew why he changed his mind. He was probably thinking of what she called fun.

"Shall we go now?"

"Of course the sooner the better."

"Okay." Columbia nodded.

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"By the way, it's been so long now, Columbia, do you really have nothing to do?"

Walking on the road, Jingliu asked Columbia in confusion, wondering why Columbia, as one of the important forces of the Fatui to seize the Heart of God, was doing nothing like himself.

No, he was not doing nothing, he was still "doing things" seriously.

"My mission distribution is in Nata, that is, the Land of Fire, and the one who is carrying out the mission with me in Nata is [Captain]." Columbia explained to Jingliu lightly.

"And [Captain], as the chief of the Fatui executives, naturally has top strength. With him in Nata, basically no accidents will happen."

"Even if I went there, I was just a soy sauce, this is what [Captain] told me personally."

"So whether I am in Nata or not will not affect the final result." Columbia stated this fact.

"Well... I understand." Jingliu clapped his hands, and he didn't know what he understood.

Columbia:?

What do you understand? What did I say to make you understand?

"Columbia, your strength is too weak, and the [captain] despises you." Jingliu said to Columbia with a very serious expression.

"?"

Columbia wanted to refute Jingliu, but she couldn't seem to find any reason to refute.

"Don't worry, Columbia, even if the whole world despises you, I won't despise you." Jingliu grabbed Columbia's shoulders with both hands and said affectionately.

No, what are you pretending? Columbia was more or less speechless. And what's the matter with you being a little touched by yourself?

Jingliu looked at Columbia's dazed look, thinking that he was touched by him, and his hand couldn't help but wipe the non-existent tears from his eyes.

Columbia took a deep breath, trying to suppress the anger in his heart. A voice in his heart kept reminding himself:

"This is my wife, this is my wife, this is my wife. Don't be angry, don't be angry, don't be angry."

"It's okay, Columbia. Although you are a rookie, don't worry. No one can hurt you with me here." At this time, Jingliu had not noticed that Columbia was wrong and was immersed in his own world.

Columbia: (╯▔皿▔)╯

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"Ahem... Let's go."

At this time, Jingliu had a huge red bump on his head. He coughed a few times and said to Columbia beside him. (A description, not a real bump. After all, with Columbia's strength, she couldn't even break Jingliu's skin even if she stood and hit him)

Columbia glanced at Jingliu with a sidelong glance, and her anger was almost gone. She just snorted and didn't say much...

However... although her strength was good enough in Teyvat, she might really be a rookie in Jingliu's eyes... Although she said she didn't care, she still cared a little in her heart...

There are other worlds outside the starry sky of Teyvat, I know this. My strength is only good enough in Teyvat... If Jingliu wants to go to other worlds, can I... really keep up with her?

By then... will I... be abandoned?

Jingliu looked at Columbia with some doubts, scratched his head, how could she become like this after beating him up? Is she trying to blackmail me?

That's not impossible, but you can only blackmail me for my body, not money. If you want to blackmail me for my body, then come quickly.

After saying that, Jingliu showed an appearance of picking fruits for everyone. Although he looked like this, he vaguely revealed some expectations.

Columbia: ? ? ?

Looking at Jingliu's appearance, Columbia's somewhat irritable heart calmed down a lot. That's right, Jingliu often looks crazy, and only I like him.

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Thinking of this, Columbia felt a lot more relaxed. But her pursuit of strength remained unchanged.

"Huh? Why haven't you come yet?" Jingliu looked at Columbia, who had not moved for a long time, stretched out his hand to pull down the black veil on his face, revealing one eye, and secretly looked at Columbia.

Columbia: ...

It seems that the madness today is not ordinary.

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"So how do we get to Xumi?" Columbia saw that they were still in the winter after walking for a long time, and couldn't help asking Jingliu.

"Let's go from Liyue, which just happens to pass through the rain forest to Xumi City. It's too boring to go from the desert."

"Liyue?" Columbia thought for a while, and then said, "In other words, we have to take a boat from the winter to Mondstadt first, and then go to Liyue?"

"Yes." Jingliu nodded.

Hearing Jingliu's affirmative voice, Columbia looked at her with a strange expression: "The port to Mond is east of Winter, why are you going west?"

Jingliu:...

"Isn't it... I don't know the way..." Jingliu touched his nose awkwardly.

"Why didn't you say it earlier?" Columbia couldn't help asking.

I had noticed something was wrong a long time ago, and thought Jingliu was going to walk through the desert from Fontaine to Xumi City. I thought Jingliu had his own ideas, so I didn't think much about it.

I didn't expect that she really went the wrong way. I really thought Jingliu had grown up.

"Isn't it... a little embarrassing." Jingliu scratched his head and said awkwardly.

Columbia:?

Hearing this, Columbia looked at Jingliu speechlessly: "What are you embarrassed about?"

"I'm afraid of bothering you..."

"Wouldn't it just make the trouble worse if you didn't tell me?"

"If you had told me earlier, maybe we would have arrived at the port now."

"Also... we've been together for so long, how can there be any trouble..." Columbia muttered in her heart, although she didn't say it out loud.

"Okay, okay, help me, Miss Columbia." Jingliu admitted his mistake first, and then shouted loudly.

Columbia: ? ? ? ? ?

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