I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

"I thought the boss had a system, but I didn't expect the boss was selling the system, Gan." Zhang Chulan fell to the ground: "Is it okay if I... buy... sell other people's bodies?"

"I don't care what your system is, onions, ginger, garlic, cooking wine." Ye Fan took out the Mother Qi Cauldron of All Things, and while the little girl was asleep, he threw the Black Emperor into the cauldron while Yu Feng was looking after him. In order to prevent the Black Emperor from waking up midway, Zuixian Brewing was added to remove the smell.

Ye Fan put down the jade jar in his hand and looked at the birds flying by the window, feeling as if he had forgotten something very important.

"Shirou, kiss, my favorability level is full~~~" Illya hugged Emiya Shirou, and she didn't know whether she was talking in her sleep or the truth. Anyway, Emiya Shirou's face was red now and he only dared to sip a small mouth. Sip wine, afraid that you will really get drunk.

"So you have to drink every time? How about another way." Master Yao's solid figure appeared, he looked at Zhongli and said, "You seem to be a little drunk too."

"It's not bad to do this sometimes." Zhong Li smiled. He was drowsy and summoned the golden rock element creation beside him: "Can you please send the hall master and the others back through the exit of the formation."

"It just takes some time. I don't drink anyway." Yao Lao waved his hand indifferently.

"Link start!!!" Lu Mingfei poked the air twice in a daze and asked, "Why can't I log in to Earth OL? I need to report to customer service that someone is selling links."

Zhongli rubbed his temples and said subconsciously: "Mingfei, this is Teyvat."

After Zhongli finished speaking, he raised his head and drank a cup of Drunken Immortal Brew. The wine in his hand fell to the ground smoothly, and his eyes slowly closed. He did not resist this "drunken" feeling. While feeling the immortal power washing away, the kind of wine that can make immortals Also the intoxication effect begins to reach the threshold.

In a trance, he saw the distant past, the scene of fighting with his friends before the wear and tear.

Lu Mingfei was a little confused when he heard Zhongli's words: "Isn't this Su Lin's Kingdom of God?"

To his left, dark and dark worm vortices with countless slippery tentacles were entrenched, leaning against a space defined by a rock ridge.

Klein elegantly held up the wine glass with his arms made of piles of worms. While enjoying the drama performed by the Marionette, he was counting down how many seconds he had until he would transform into the form of a mythical creature.

Han Li leaned against a rock ridge. He took out the sandy soil from his storage bag and held an eaten flat peach core in his hand. His eyes were dark and he asked, "Can I crossbreed with that golden apple sapling?"

"Brother Li... bring some spices." Ye Fan dragged the Cauldron of Mother Qi of All Things to Han Li. Inside the cauldron was a big black dog wearing red underpants, which turned over its belly and scratched its face. A comfortable sleeping posture floating in the spiritual spring.

Han Li touched his body and found that there was nothing on him, so he started looking around. When Ye Fan saw that Han Li had no spices, he directly picked up the broken wood and started a fire.

There is also Irena in a violent mode in the nearby seal. If she hadn't set up the dimensional magic to counteract the internal form in advance, she would probably be wandering in another dimension at this moment.

"Bring me the wine! Who said my wine was not good?!"

Of course, those magic bullets, hot wires, wind blades, rock rain, and thunder guns flying out of the dimensional gaps will more or less make Beiguo Bank receive a huge wave of compensation tomorrow.

Even though Su Lin's Kingdom of God coincides with this space and is isolated from the alchemical matrix, the tables, chairs, benches, bowls, chopsticks and basins are all owned by Liuli Pavilion, and because they are distinguished guests, they still use hundreds of inherited materials. Age-old antiquities.

Xiao Yan may be too involved in the drama, or it may be because he mixed two completely different products, Zui Sheng Meng Shi and Zui Xian Brewing, and now the stamina is beyond imagination.

Xiao Yan, who was a little drunk, threw himself on Su Lin with all his strength, still muttering: "Let me see how many tricks you have."

The result was no surprise. He was now being ridden by Su Lin, using a funnel to pour drunkenness into his mouth.

Yao Lao: "."

So is that thing really my apprentice?

"You dare to say so and I'll deduct it!" Su Lin exchanged another fifty kilograms for Zui Sheng Meng Si and laughed: "I will pay for all the expenses tonight! Play music!"

The Kings Guard Band started a new round of performances.

Yu Feng carefully looked at the little girl sleeping soundly in the cradle of light elements, and then looked at the chaotic scene around her, "This is hell."

"Haha, it doesn't matter." Yao Laojiang put his hands into his loose sleeves and said with a smile, "Let them be happy. I can still handle this kind of situation."

As if to verify these words, finally, a magic bullet hit the man in Ruo Tuo's incarnation, awakening him from a long old dream.

The crystallized horn formed of thousands of years of corundum emerged from the synchronous space of the Kingdom of God. Its body was as huge as a mountain. Over the long years, it integrated with the Dragon Tree. The bone branches nourished by the dragon's blood shone with a special color.

Su Lin, who was pouring wine into Xiao Yan's mouth, was stunned and shouted to the King's Guard Band: "Qiege! Brothers, it's the BOSS!!!"

【The sky is shining, the darkness is chasing】

Magnificent music like an ancient war song sounded.

After experiencing dungeons challenged by players one after another, when the brainwashing music sounded again, the lines etched deep in the memory finally blurted out like instinct.

"Morax!!!"

"Thousands of years of hatred can be put to rest!"

Ruotuo Long Dynasty, which absorbed the rich light elements around it, released the sun's flames at the place where the magic bullet hit.

Boom!

In the dream, Zhongli's consciousness seemed to have returned to the distant past. He suddenly opened his eyes, and bright golden light overflowed from his eyes. The rainbow penetrating spear in his hand appeared. The moment the figure disappeared from the place, a rock spear fell straight from the sky.

If this place had not been transformed by various formations and spells, even if it was covered by the Kingdom of God, this scene would appear simultaneously in the sky above Liyue.

"I want to return to Shuijing Peak. These drunkards will be in trouble if they go completely crazy later. I don't want to clean up their mess." Yu Feng controlled the cradle and floated towards Su Lin:

"Hopefully the big bad guy is still sober."

"Don't worry." Yaolao glanced at Zhongli who was pressing and rubbing the Ruo Tuo Dragon King and said, "In order to deal with this situation, they have already made preparations."

Just as Yao Lao said, the energy above the twisted space overturned, a burst of golden light appeared on the floor, and a glass-like barrier appeared. The battle was clearly close at hand, but it could not harm the monk himself.

Don't be afraid even if you get hurt. According to the requirements, everyone prepared one or two resurrection spells before entering the venue to eat.

There probably won't be any problems.

Accompanied by the space vibrations, there was a huge roar, and Ruo Tuo's wailing. It didn't take long for the place to return to the tranquility it had just now.

"I just asked why it hasn't been cooked for a long time." Ye Fan blew on the jade pot and dragged the Mother Qi Cauldron staggeringly to Su Lin:

"Stop telling me, Xiao Yan, get up and lend me a hand."

"Hey, wake up..."

After trying to wake him up to no avail, Ye Fan sat on the ground regretfully.

"Brother Yan, you are just a bastard..."

"It's crazy."

Su Lin took out a pair of mahjong, pointed at Xiao Yan, and said to Ye Fan:

"Three are missing and one is coming?"

The unconscious Su Lin took out a pair of mahjong there. Su Lin, who had already sat down with his God of Light clone and a cloaked figure, suddenly felt a strong impact.

It was a huge violation and chaos, no less than any kind of spiritual attack that Ye Fan had seen in his life, so he immediately subconsciously threw out the Cauldron of All Mother Qi in his hand.

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"Are you awake?" Yu Feng looked at Su Lin, who was pinned down on the ground with a big black dog biting his arm, and asked, "I want to go back first."

Tianhe's battle clothes glowed with twilight colors, pulling the Mother Qi Cauldron and the black dog away from her body.

Su Lin nodded drunkenly and said, "It's time for you to go back to practice."

He opened a portal and moved out the Absolute Holy Monument.

"Go and search for it. I have put all my great ways here."

"Take it back and put it on Shuijing Peak for assessment and recruitment of disciples."

Yu Feng didn't say anything. He didn't want to have too much communication with a drunk guy. It would be a waste of time.

He is like this anyway, why not just follow him? However, the material of this stone tablet seems to be quite extraordinary, so take it back and take a look at it.

Then again, since you can open the portal and enter and exit at will, what's the point of having so many seals?

"That stone tablet is also a good thing, so how many more treasures do you have?" Ye Fan put Duan De on the ground. He couldn't eat the meat. He planned to loot Duan De's sacred treasure and completely turned his attention to Su Lin. When he went up, he tried to pull off Su Lin's clothes: "Let me see!"

"There really aren't many treasures left." Su Lin pushed Ye Fan away, climbed unsteadily from the ground, waved his hands, and said, "Not many, that's all."

Su Lin pulled out himself in a black tuxedo and white gloves from the historical projection, and then took out empty display stands from his subspace vault.

This action attracted the attention of the nearby group of drunkards who had not completely fallen down. Horaishan Kaguya made a pistol gesture directly on his head.

The next moment, blood splattered everywhere, and she fell to the ground with a hole in her head. She slowly stood up again a second later.

Yao Lao opened his mouth. He didn't expect this scene just now: "Little girl, are you okay?"

"It doesn't matter, I am from Penglai." Kaguya said with a smile on Penglai, "I'm just sobering up."

Yao Lao: "Haha...are you sobering up?"

What are Penglai people? Is it enough to sober up and commit suicide once?

The people his apprentice comes into contact with seem to be becoming more and more abnormal. Whether they are people from another world in the past or new people from another world now, how did Su Lin, a pretty good young man before, become like this now.

Su Lin in a black tuxedo took the props from the system backpack from the main body, which are:

A black parchment scroll, a transparent flower, a motorcycle, a cylindrical black metal object, a card with the logo of a heavily armed gunman printed on it, a black and white jade plaque, a stone, and a A cracked flute.

He put these on the display cabinets, and each cabinet had its own nameplate. It looked like he had planned it for a long time. No, it should be said that he had been prepared for it.

The invitation to the abyss party, Shengquan’s Flower of Oblivion, the Quantum Motorcycle, the fourth natural disaster simulation device, and finally the Bieyun Gua.

Horaishan Kaguya looked at the transparent flower in front of her through the glass display cabinet and asked, "Aren't these the wonders of heaven that you used to make movies?"

"No more pretending, let's show off!" Su Lin took a sip of Drunk Immortal Brew and announced loudly: "Brother only plays with the truth!"

"The name looks very cool." Ye Fan blinked, took out the black and white jade plaque named [Question: Tracing Destiny and Killing Evil] from the glass cabinet, and asked: "What is this thing for? of?"

As soon as Ye Fan finished speaking, the black and white jade tokens of immortal power that had not yet been absorbed surged out of his body and randomly reached the black area.

"Holy Communion Offal!!!"

"Ye Fan!!!"

"Give me back my savings!"

"I will die with you today!!!"

Dark shadows appeared in the sky, and these shadows continued to materialize, turning into monks.

those people are

Ye Fan has monks with grievances and grudges, as well as customers from the Zhetian Chamber of Commerce.

Rumble——

Digital Dragon Realm He's self-destruction was staged at close range at this moment. A mushroom cloud slowly rose from the ground, and divine power and Tao were mixed with the fierce wind and turned into the sharpest blade.

Although preparations had been made, everyone present was protected, and the fighting instincts of others were still there, but they were also thrown upside down by the sudden self-destruction.

The smoke and dust in the Kingdom of God filled the air, and it did not gradually subside until tens of seconds later.

On the green field, Ye Fan, who was lying upside down, was pulled out of the ground by a group of enthusiastic light elements. He coughed a few times and spit out the dirt. After the immortal power was sucked away, his head finally became clearer.

Ye Fan smacked his lips, and suddenly sobered up, he suddenly saw many powerful visions appearing in the sky. The Shaking Light Saint and others attacked in the clouds and mist, and frequently used killing methods in their hands.

“Fuck! @￥”

Didn't you wake up? ! When did I return to my own world? !

The big black flag roared, the black fog billowed, and the dark clouds surged.

The palace in the sky is like the Guanghan Palace.

The goose feathers are flying in heavy snow, covering the sky and the ground, as sharp as swords.

Among them are even the children of the ancient family who were killed by me. Why are these people here? !

Just when Ye Fan immediately calmed down due to the strong pressure and his brain was working rapidly to find a way out, a ray of light burst out from the other side of the green field, causing everything in the world to lose its color.

"I got up and it was done in seconds. What's there to say?"

Whether it was visions or monks who had hatred against him, they were turned into ashes in the aftermath of the holy but terrifying tsunami of light.

"Yao Lao, can you be gentler when you force me to sober up? It feels like a big man weighing several hundred pounds gave me a SPA for all my muscles." Su Lin covered his head with one hand and held the wine cup in the other hand. , turned to Ye Fan and said, "Why are you touching it?"

"I'm not sure about your strange items. More and more monks appear suddenly." Yao Lao shook his head: "This is the best way to quickly relieve some of the power, so I simply let you wake up together. .”

"Stop talking, give me some more, and a peach too." Ye Fan shook it a few times, and as the last few drops of Drunken Immortal Brew fell, he threw the jade bottle back, hitting the unconscious man. Xiao Yan: "I haven't absorbed much before I was robbed by that thing of yours."

"Uh-huh. If it weren't for the dividends you gave me." Su Lin took out a new bottle of Drunken Immortal Brew and threw it to Ye Fan: "It's a pity that Huo Wang was so sleepy that he didn't even wake up. Otherwise, let him You drink historical projection.”

"Gulu gulu, the real historical projection is not bad." Ye Fan took a few sips and said vaguely: "It's so evil that he even took the initiative to summon his enemies."

Several consecutive battles woke up many monks from their sleep. Although they did not escape from the state of drunkenness, they all began to take action to find Drunk Immortal Brew and Drunken Life and Dreams.

Su Lin's face darkened. The expenses tonight were definitely over the limit.

"Everyone!" Su Lin showed a businesslike smile and raised his glass: "Let's drink together, let's do it!!!"

"Done!"XN

Not far away, Venerable White woke Song Shuhang from his sleep.

Song Shuhang opened his eyes tiredly, and suddenly felt that his arms were a little heavy. He looked around and saw Soft Yu and Sixteen lying on his left and right arms, using his arms as pillows.

"It must be a dream." Song Shuhang was just about to close his eyes, but as he was only a second-grade cultivation man, he now felt like sleeping, letting his soul and body fully absorb the power brought by these immortal wines and delicacies.

"Shuhang, help me open the portal." Venerable White said: "I just had a dream, and suddenly I remembered where a magic weapon I lost before was left. It was a very interesting secret realm."

"Congratulations, Senior Bai." Song Shuhang opened the portal, then fell asleep.

Seeing this, Venerable White smiled slightly. Even though these foods were of some benefit to high-level monks, they were really good. It would take some time for Song Shuhang to digest them.

He looked at the people gathered around to drink together, they looked very lively.

After he has finished getting the magic weapon, he will bring some specialties. He can borrow it from Su Lin another day. There are many interesting things there.

"Su Lin, what is this flute for?"

After half a bottle of Drunken Fairy Brew, Ye Fan became a little moody again, but this time, he didn't take advantage of it and looked at the flute inside through the glass.

"For fortune-telling." Su Lin was recycling the things he had just taken out to show off. He wanted to take them back before he drank himself down.

"What kind of fortune telling does your flute have? It has no side effects?" Ye Fan looked at this thing suspiciously: "It seems to have an impression. Have you ever taken it out and used it?"

"Thieves are easy to use. Since I have this, even enemies don't have to worry about being approached, and they don't even have to worry about backlash." Su Lin replied.

"So awesome?" Ye Fan touched his chin, took a sip and asked, "What's the score next to this?"

"Mr. Wolong's exclusive song." Su Lin said without thinking.

"Senior Su, let me toast you." Kuangdao Sanlang said with a flushed face: "The time in the simulated universe was the happiest moment in my life, Langsan!"

"Where, thank you for your publicity and participation." Su Lin replied, this sentence was sincere, after all, he also made a lot of money.

At this moment, a pleasant sound came.

It was the sound of a flute, the music was melodious and pleasant, like a dream, and as refreshing as the sounds of nature.

Everyone pushing the cups and setting the lamps looked at the place where the flute sound came. There, Ye Fan was like a banished immortal who came to the world. He was dressed in white like snow, surrounded by light elements, at the intersection of day and night, in the emerald green. In the wilderness, the jade flute with gilded seams was playing.

A place outside the world, where the three heavenly emperors are.

In the fairyland of Emperor Huangtian, the breeze blows and the mulberry forest rustles. Emperor Huangtian's dojo seems to be dyed with a layer of sunset, the lotus pond is rippling with blue waves, and there are little ripples, and there is a purple mist lingering in the air.

In this endless wilderness, there is a stone village at the foot of the mountain, like a fairyland in another world.

"Generally speaking, there are no more than three things to do."

Under the mulberry tree, a figure murmured to himself.

"Even if you are curious because of legends or information transmission from other worlds, there should be a limit. One after another."

He shot a divine light.

"Exercise a small precept."

I thought that this divine light would fly beyond the layers of worlds, but I never thought

Flying straight into Ye Fan's dojo.

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I was supposed to have my menstrual period today, but my two arms that received injections today are in great pain. Chapter 1