I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

In the dimly lit underground library, several old-style kerosene lamps were placed on the surrounding wooden shelves where books and red wine were stored.

"Faker!!!"

Gilgamesh's face looked ferocious, and his murderous intent was directed at Thousand Sons Muramasa without concealment.

"Hey, I don't like people giving me random nicknames." Qianzi Muramasa looked at Gilgamesh and said, "Want to have one? Make sure you agree in advance that I won't take care of your weird temper. wounded, but if this allows you to be sedated then so be it.”

"Calm down, King of Heroes." Kirei Kotomine said with an intriguing smile on his lips:

"Since you asked us to go greet him, you should have already known that the person in front of you is a servant, not a human, Shirou Emiya, right?"

"If you take action here, Emiya Shirou will definitely be attracted, and then you will be unable to do anything."

"That bastard!" Gilgamesh gritted his teeth and paused for a few seconds with his left hand on his forehead. Finally, he snorted coldly: "The thief's face is really disgusting. Forget it, considering that you are still useful. , I allow you to appear at my feet."

"You're laughing so hard, what else can you do when you look like this?" Lancer's eyebrows and mouth were both curved, and the strong sense of ridicule was self-evident:

"Isn't that a trophy? It's good that you can save a life. Now you are hiding in Tibet while looking for comfort in the same face. You really deserve to be a hero."

"Watchdog over there, do you want to die?" The King of Heroes stared at Lancer, as if his scales had been touched, and his murderous intent was even stronger than before.

"On you? Four days ago, I could easily kill that kid, but you were made like this by the kid I almost killed." Lancer turned the red spear in his hand, deliberately tit for tat, and stared at Gilga Mesh said:

"You just said that word, right?!"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense. Upon seeing this, El-Melloi II stood up and stood between Gilgamesh and Lancer.

He looked at Gilgamesh and said:

"King of Heroes, you should know that we are from Chaldea. At this time, please tell us the current situation. This will help us understand the current situation."

"Son of Light, please give us some time to communicate with the King of Heroes."

"Tch." Lancer put away his spear and turned around to leave with a look of displeasure on his face, but his curious eyes stayed on the faces of Chiko Muramasa and Archer Emiya for a moment before leaving.

Chaldea's Heroic Spirit Emiya wondered if he had just heard a hallucination. What Cu Chulainn just said was...

Does Gilgamesh's situation have something to do with Shirou Emiya?

"Shirou Emiya, this is the second time I've heard this name since I came here." El-Melloi II took out a Marlboro from his bag, but did not light it: "So, the Guard who is the Master in this timeline What happened to Miya Shirou, or what did he do to make you so angry?"

"The annoying Gilgamesh must have done something evil, so Shirou taught him a lesson." Shidunai said firmly.

She was originally a servant who appeared in the body of Illya von Einzbern with the divinity and power of the three goddesses. Her core and soul were still Illya herself.

"Shirou...Emiya...Shirou." Fujimaru Ritsuka looked directly back and forth between Senko Muramasa and Heroic Spirit Emiya, and finally realized: "I see! Let me tell you, they are indeed the same person."

"Is Emiya-senpai's real name Emiya Shirou?! Is the body Muramasa-san uses yours?!" Mashu said in surprise: "Wait a minute, let's talk about it, you are the Master again in this Holy Grail War Is he a Servant again?!"

"Well, I really hope you focus on listening to what Gilgamesh wants to say!" Red A covered his head and felt a headache.

He really didn't want to be called out the name Shirou Emiya so directly, even though he was indeed Shirou Emiya.

However, he soon felt something was wrong, and Gilgamesh glanced at him with murderous intent.

"Hey, don't put me together with that immature guy."

What did Shirou Emiya do in this world line? Although Gilgamesh is annoying, he is not the kind of guy who cannot accept failure, no...

After all, as the master, Shirou Emiya defeated Gilgamesh and even made him hate him like this. Logically speaking, it is impossible!

Gilgamesh clenched his left fist, as if he had encountered something unspeakable, but in the end he looked at everyone with his legs crossed and said:

"That despicable thief stole my king's sword of deviation."

"I see." El-Melloi II nodded, holding a cigarette between his index and middle fingers, and said, "No wonder you are so angry. Shirou Emiya in this world line really did something extraordinary."

Snapped

Under everyone's dull gazes, El-Melloi II's fingertips lit up with flames, and he lit the cigarette and took a deep breath.

"call."

He puffed away, and the nicotine second-hand smoke with a slight mint smell filled the library, and the light of the kerosene lamp made the surroundings hazy.

"Just in case..."

"I'll ask again."

"This Shirou Emiya is the master of this Holy Grail War, the master of Saber, not the heroic spirit Emiya."

El-Melloi II asked, shaking off the ashes from his cigarette.

Gilgamesh raised his head and said, "Do I need to repeat this kind of thing a second time?"

El-Melloi II: "How was it stolen?"

Gilgamesh: "He used some treasures that I have never seen before to break through my treasure. He cut off my right hand when I was not prepared and took it away with the Sword of Deviation."

El-Melloi II: "In other words, it's a frontal battle?"

Gilgamesh: "That's right."

suck--

call!

El-Melloi II exhaled a puff of smoke again, nodded, and said with a smile: "So, is today April Fool's Day?"

…

…

"Celebrate! The most high, the most powerful, the most benevolent and the most benevolent God! The great God of Light is here!"

281 Mr. Guangming dolls gathered in the conference room, wearing various costumes and expressions.

Accompanied by the cheers of Mr. Guangming's No. 01 doll, the entire conference room erupted in enthusiastic shouts.

Light feathers fill the sky, melodious piano music is played by Mr. Guangming Doll No. 281, and Su Lin in the form of the God of Guangming moves from the illusory moonlight to reality.

He held a thick stack of documents in his hand. After taking the microphone from No. 01, he looked around.

"Everyone here is one of our own, sit down."

Su Lin was sitting on a CEO conference chair. There was a microphone stand and a white porcelain cup with a lid on the solid wood conference table in front of him.

"You are all gentlemen of light who I have given my soul fragments to. In order to maintain my independence, I also simulated the use of the extraordinary abilities of the Thief Path."

"To make a long story short, the top seller of this simulated Universe Tiandao Lotto is..."

"Number 166!"

"The water on his hand exceeds 600,000 spiritual stones!!!"

"Congratulations! The godhead of light will be placed in the body of clone No. 166!"

Mr. Guangming166 was silent for a moment and asked: "Ontology, is it a bit..."

"It's those people who are greedy, not us." Su Lin patted 166 on the back and said:

"Do you still remember our slogan?"

"Bet once and you will be rich for three generations!"

"Be a loser today, be a genius tomorrow!"

"Didn't they also get spiritual fruits, disposable magic weapons and novel spells? Ours is a promotion at most, and the premium rate is 10% higher, but they have gained happiness!"

“We don’t produce happiness, we are just the carriers of happiness.”

"One out of 100 monks will leave the market with a profit. We are not making false propaganda, right?"

Su Lin put the god of light into this clone, and the next moment, the clone nodded slightly.

"Indeed, happiness is priceless and they make a lot of money."

The two looked at each other and smiled.

The souls of all other clones return to their original form.

"Aren't you bored playing with yourself?" Klein's figure appeared.

"I'm just playing like this because I'm bored, can't I just entertain myself?" Su Lin snapped his fingers, and everything around him disappeared:

"When I come out of retreat this time, my cultivation of immortality will probably be in the Mahayana stage. Before retreating, please relax."

"My friend, I hope you have become a pillar of support after I come out of seclusion."

"It seems I won't be able to see you for a long time." Klein was stunned and said regretfully, "How long will you be in seclusion this time?"

"It's quite a long time." Su Lin calculated the resources that could be used for cultivation and the cost of exchanging new time items, and said, "It's one day for the time being."

"It's quite a long time. I thought you could upgrade directly in the next second." Klein nodded and said, "Can you give me your bank card password and subspace vault? As a friend, I will be reluctant to do so during this period. I’ll help you take care of it.”

Take care of it...and then run away after the investment failed...

"Am I familiar with you?" Su Lin picked up the performance report and threw it into Klein's arms: "The Church of Fools receives an average of thirty complaints every day about Amon helping people fight in the ring. Are you going to do this with this huge asset?" Did you commit online fraud?"

"Who knows, maybe it's a souvenir brought back by the traveling Amon." Klein shrugged and said, "I'll give you a commission at most, and I'll give you some more."

"Deal." Su Lin took out two goblets filled with red wine from the side, "Brother, have you eaten?"

"No." Klein took the red wine glass. He had never believed in the other party's bottom line: "If you leave this Amon named Anduin here, I'm afraid he will secretly make some unnecessary moves when he returns this time."

"Are you ready to be promoted to Fool?" Su Lin shook the goblet and asked, "Why don't you stabilize yourself? Anyway, you have so many Curly Baboon followers in this world, so there is no harm in staying a little longer."

"You call Internet users believers? Do believers knock on the CP of their own gods?" Klein rolled his eyes: "If I don't block it, those weird anchors will send some weird prayers every day!"

I really want to reply to them. I know that the King of Yellow and Black, who is in charge of good luck, lost thirty oceans in gambling. Don’t read it.

There is also a bathroom...Munch...Kren...and even Gram and Marionette.

It can only be said to be modern.

Klein continued:

"If Amon gives up easily, then he is not Amon. It is estimated that his true form has guessed some information now."

"The righteous gods are afraid of you, so I can pull the tiger's skin and pull the flag, at least they will not support Amon on the surface."

"Under the current circumstances, Amon only has one chance to make a comeback, an opportunity that will not be interfered by external factors."

"So, not only will he not interfere with my becoming a fool, but he will also expect me to become a fool as soon as possible."

Su Lin thought for a while and said: "When the Fool is on top of Origin Castle..."

Out of fear of Su Lin's previous actions, Amon's side now only has Adam.

Despite the fact that Su Lin and Adam get along well, and even exchanged crosses for each other, this is only the case when their interests are not conflicting.

The relationship between the two is like that between the former Big Brother of the Soviet Union. They can be trusted when they have a common enemy, but if they want to get along with each other for a long time, only one party is in the absolute lead.

Therefore, it is impossible for Adam to give up his intention to support Amon, and Amon will not give up everything he has and give it to Klein because of Su Lin's existence.

In the sequence battle, everything is unknown until the dust settles.

Amon's body should be preparing for a decisive battle now, and the venue for the decisive battle should be inside Source Castle. The way to enter Source Castle is naturally to let go of the suppression of the secret lord in the body...

Su Lin took a look at "Anduin's" current situation.

He is trying to deeply parasitize Hongzhong, and at the same time transfer his existence and bugs to Hongzhong who deceives himself to be Amon.

Can 24-hour focused surveillance still allow you to run away?

From the beginning, you will never reach the point of touching each other's reality.

Su Lin thought for a moment and said, "Just seal it here."

"Thank you." Klein relaxed a little, and then told his plan: "I want to go back and make a deal with the Goddess of Night. It is best to package the City of the Dead and Antigonus in the Kingdom of Night. Let’s go and get promoted in other worlds.”

"It is recommended to go to Fuyuki for promotion. Anyway, if you lose control, you can also use it as a lost zone. The next day will be a gas leak that causes collective hallucinations." Su Lin said thoughtfully: "Don't worry, with our relationship, I will come to rescue you. Your life."

"This way you have an excuse to cause trouble, right?" Klein always had a smile on his face: "Then I might as well go to the Hall of Valor directly."

"Making trouble? What do you think I am..."

Before Su Lin finished speaking, he saw the messages in the chat group being refreshed.

He clicked it and took a look.

Shirou Emiya: "There seems to be some changes in my world. The Master of Chaldea came to this point in time with his servants. Among them are the servants in version 2.0."

Emiya Shirou: "So, I'm wondering if some escaped Demon God Pillar or an apostle of the Alien God is eyeing this place."

Luffy: "Chaldea? Is that the name of the restaurant?"

Emiya Shirou: "No...that's the name of an organization."

Song Shuhang: "Chaldea, could it be that something that would harm the world has appeared in your world, causing that world to become a singularity or a strange zone?!"

Zhongli: "Hmm...According to the existing information, the world line where Emiya Shirou lives has no relevant plot except for the singularity point F."

Xiao Yan: "Unless the information received by other worlds is incomplete, resulting in the game text not being displayed."

Li Huowang: "I also think it is possible. For example, when I read a novel, some things about me in it were not written in detail."

Zhongli: "There is also a possibility that the world Shirou Emiya lives in is related to game content that will not appear in the future."

Klein: "Is there a possibility that you are the dangerous, Devourer of All Realms, Mr. Jian Zong?"

Emiya Shirou: "..."

Su Lin: "Brave young man, quickly become the King of Singularity!"

Meng Qi: "+1"

Star: "+1"

Song Shuhang: "+10010"

Han Li: "You can try to contact them and get information. If there is danger, go to other worlds as soon as possible."

Ye Fan: "If the opponent is too strong and can't escape, you may consider buying a guarantor from Brother Gua."

Su Lin: "What should I sell?"

Ye Fan: "Last time you were drunk, didn't you chase someone and ask your brother if he wanted to buy something?"

Su Lin: "?"

The update time this month is a bit unstable, sorry, I’ll just wait until the end of this month’s work.

If there is no update today, I will owe you...