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[System prompt: Please do not submit this kind of "shit" that cannot even pass the test. No carbon-based life would like the taste of canned herring liquid alloy mixed with carbonized rice. 】

[Achievement: The first guy who dares to upload "shit"! 】

[Punishment reward: one red card warning]

Emiya Shirou: "."

All the condiments and ingredients in the kitchen have been emptied, and the Chinese pot that I just bought has disappeared.

What on earth did you just do?

He looked at the remaining black spatula in his hand and took a breath subconsciously, the smell of participation in the air entering the tip of his nose.

"vomit!"

He quickly opened the window for ventilation, and at this moment he also saw the World Tree that blocked the sky and the sun.

"Has Klein become a god? He really should do nothing."

He wasn't too worried. After all, with Su Lin here, there wouldn't be any big problems.

Hmm. Probably.

At least it should be no problem to solve the problem, and a plan to prevent the ruling should be prepared in advance.

Emiya Shirou opened the refrigerator and looked at it, then looked at the clock hanging on the top of the door, and decided to go out and do some shopping while the shopping street was still closed.

brush--

The moment he opened the door, he was stunned. A gray-haired girl squatted at the door, with an iron cover on her head? !

"The effects should have worn off."

"I know leave me alone."

Li Huowang: "I just took the wrong path for no reason, and then half of the alchemy furnace fell from the sky and hit me half to death."

Li Huowang: "Whose thing is this?"

Li Huowang: [Picture]

Xiao Yan: "Brother's stove! Brother's precious stove!!! Klein!!!"

Zhang Chulan: "Why do these words sound familiar?"

Zijin Shenlong: "My stomach feels so full...it's strange, there is something in Uncle Long's stomach."

Ye Fan: "."

Ye Fan: "Fortunately, I'm not here."

Song Shuhang: "I'm just telling you why I feel something is wrong as soon as I enter the game. Congratulations, Mr. Ke!"

Song Shuhang: "But why do I feel that the surroundings are dark and wet? Where am I?"

Su Lin: "Your promotion does not have a loading progress bar, but you succeeded in one go?"

Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun: "This is fate."

Han Li: ".It's Brother Zhou himself, right?"

Su Lin: "Probably not. It's time to become a god-killer."

Klein: "Just kidding, don't take it seriously."

Klein: "The ceremony went surprisingly smoothly. It just happened naturally. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the identity of the player itself is a kind of fooling."

Lu Mingfei: "There is good news and bad news."

Lu Mingfei: "The good news is that the plan is successful. By absorbing the power from the sea of ​​imaginary numbers, this super large alchemical matrix that combines the three miracles of conceptual weaponry, time counterflow, and space opening has been temporarily fixed successfully."

Lu Mingfei: "The bad news is that when I first surrendered... it seemed that a tail blew away what was suspected to be a Chaldean spaceship. Who is going to see if the people on it are still alive?"

Klein: "."

Su Lin: "It's not suspicious, right?"

Klein: "Let me go take a look."

Countless points of light emerged from the fog of history, and in the passing time, the long river of light flowing quietly with many tributaries emerged. Those were transparent and twisted spiritual insects.

Anchor? Of course there is.

Although there are many strange shallow believers.

He found a little bit of humanity in these anchors and suppressed the madness and nonsense.

"Let's cooperate..."

"We are one..."

"The adventures you have made you valuable, and I will not erase your soul and will..."

"Accepting me has no disadvantages for you. It's easy to find Amon..."

"This time, the pillar is not the end, but our starting point..."

"All the essence belongs to us..."

Strange yet familiar murmurs echoed in Klein's heart, making him think of agreeing with this idea.

This is the crazy spiritual imprint of Antigonus's extraordinary characteristics, and it is also the chaos he is destined to face after becoming a fool. This has nothing to do with whether the ceremony goes smoothly, but is a normal state.

"I am Zhou Mingrui, and I am also Klein Moretti." Klein pressed the vague mask on his face with one hand, took out the bronze eyeball ornament with the other hand, and put a drop of the River of Eternal Darkness into it. River water dripped on the mask.

The crazy murmurs and roars echoing in my ears gradually became quieter, as if the volume had been turned down by a remote control.

"call--"

Klein let out a long breath. Although he didn't have the treatment of a psychiatrist, without the influence of Zaratul's brand and the desperate urgency of promotion, his initial stabilization speed was much faster.

He looked under the cloak, and one greasy and evil tentacle extended out one after another. In his hand, he took out a talisman of the Pure Heart Curse, a spell scroll of the Bright Hymn, and then put a piece of stone amulet on his chest.

Soon, those tentacles retracted again, and until this time, he was able to fully control himself.

"Don't force Lai Lai there." Klein retracted the mask, took out a top hat from the historical pores, and at the same time transformed the cloak into a black evening gown with gold thread edges:

"It feels much more comfortable now."

The power of other worlds is so easy to use that you don’t even need to make a special appointment with a psychiatrist.

He looked back at the palace behind him. Antigonus was sitting on a huge stone chair, with a dazed look in his eyes.

"Are you interested in becoming an angel of the Church of Fools?"

After getting the answer that the other party wanted to think about it, Klein nodded slightly and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"Well, I'll see you later."

The palace was hidden, and everything that happened just now seemed to have never appeared. The light and shadow in the kingdom of God over there shook their heads, and seemed to put away their swords with some regret.

"Even if you say so."

"The spaceship is like this now. I'm afraid it will take a while to return."

Fujimaru Ritsuka looked at BB suspiciously and asked: "What just happened? Why do I have no memory?"

There are slight cracks and dents on the side of the spacecraft. It clearly has an energy shield but now it looks like this. I don't know if there is any damage to its interior.

But BB's attitude is also very strange.

He was one of the most active followers who said he wanted to come here before, but now his attitude has changed drastically.

"Don't worry so much, just transfer the spirit back." BB's expression was serious, "We can't stay here any longer."

At this time, other people on the spacecraft also gradually recovered from their previous weird state. The hatch was opened, and the first person to appear from inside was Abigail, who was running in small steps and holding a puppet.

"Master! Go back quickly!" Abigail said anxiously: "Father God said it is very dangerous here! That person seems to be awake."

"What are you waking up for?" Fujimaru Ritsuka saw that Abigail was frozen in place before she could finish her words. She was about to ask, but she saw a reflection in the other person's eyes.

BB looked sideways to his side. The man who had just crossed the space appeared here in the blink of an eye.

She immediately put on a smile and said, "Isn't this Mr. Fool? What kind of wind brought you here?"

Although the tone was casual, it lacked the joking and craziness of the previous time in Chaldea...

Fujimaru Ritsuka understood something instantly, and she shuddered subconsciously.

‘Is it a misunderstanding? ! ’

Klein, who was confused, showed a standard business smile, took off his top hat, and greeted:

"Good evening, Miss BB, and everyone from Chaldea."

"I didn't expect you guys to be here, and it's great to see you all safe and sound."

It was a very gentlemanly greeting, and the concern in his tone didn't seem to be fake.

His eyes swept across the group of followers, and when he looked at Van Gogh, he stayed for two seconds, and the idea of ​​entrusting him to paint a sunflower flashed through his mind.

Recently, on Earth, the world of Su Lin, the funds for activities seem to be a bit insufficient.

"." Van Gogh took two steps back and hid behind Jacques De Molay.

Klein noticed something strange, but did not delve into it. He just changed the topic politely:

"Miss BB, did you come here to invite me as a guest?"

Everyone knew that Chaldea should come here to investigate the Lost Belt, but Klein still chose to use the last 'meeting' as a buffer.

'Of course, if you really invite me over, I must have something to delay you for. ’ Klein thought in his heart.

BB put his hands on his hips and smiled: "The ceremony will take some time~I will definitely come to invite you then, Mr. Fool~"

"That's it. If you need any help, please tell me." Klein nodded and put the hat back on his head:

"Maybe I can help you."

"." BB kept smiling and remained silent for a few seconds, then said:

"It's not necessary for now. Speaking of which, the movement this time is really big, Mr. Fool!"

"Didn't you say that you reached an agreement with Inhibition? Why did you make this place a mess again?"

Don't you love chaos?

Although Klein was confused, he smiled and turned his attention to Fujimaru Ritsuka:

"I'm also very curious about this. It was fine two hours ago, but my inhibitions suddenly changed."

"Out of helplessness, in order to allow this world to survive without being judged, we were forced to take some coercive measures. I'm afraid there is some misunderstanding here."

"Please rest assured that after the misunderstanding between us and Inhibition is resolved, we will deal with the aftermath as soon as possible. Don't look at me like this. In fact, I am quite good at the aftermath."

Has it been lifted? !

That's not a misunderstanding! Have you already taken action on this world? !

Fujimaru Ritsuka endured the fear in her heart and smiled back at Klein:

"Mr. Aklain, no, Mr. Fool, that's it. I understand. Now that you say so, I feel relieved."

"I don't know what happened just now. There is something wrong with our spaceship. Let's wait until the spacecraft is repaired. Well, let's use the spirit transfer to leave later."

After hearing this, Klein took a few steps to the right with his cane, raised his hand to his chin and looked at it for a moment, then turned to look at Fujimaru Ritsuka and said with a smile:

"I just held a ceremony. Although it was an unintentional impact, I have an unshirkable responsibility for this matter."

"Therefore, I give you a chance to make a wish. You can make a wish to me to repair this imaginary submarine."

The Fool has the power to make the mind blind and stupid. When the ceremony is held, its influence reaches the extreme and is uncontrollable. Just like when 'Mr. Error' Amon became a god, everything in the world with the concept of 'door' was forcibly opened. Even the gods can't stop it.

Fujimaru Ritsuka asked: "Um, is there a price for this wish?"

Klein is quite satisfied with Fujimaru Ritsuka's caution. In their world, this kind of cautious mentality is a good quality for survival.

"Of course not. This is my personal apology to you." Klein smiled and said:

"And the price and whatnot"

"Although our Church of Fools is not famous and cannot compare with Taoism, the Cross Church and the Nordic God System, I am still a righteous god and not some weird evil god."

Fujimaru Ritsuka was stunned.

It seems that the other party doesn't know that they have finished watching the TV series.

Obviously the whole church is played by one person.

Although I don’t know why the Fool now lacks a monocle, but if you think about it carefully, the opponent after the reverse position has always been quite humane. In the Garden of Eden, he did not harm anyone who entered by mistake. He even wanted to prevent those beings from waking up at the beginning. .

BB smiled and said: "Can my Master keep this wish? We can repair the submarine ourselves."

Klein glanced at the other party and nodded slightly: "Of course, no problem, this is compensation."

As soon as he finished speaking, he glanced at the message that popped up in the group.

"Well, before repairs are completed, why not go to Emiya's house to have a rest? There will be a late-night snack made by Mr. Emiya tonight, which is delicious."

After saying that, without giving everyone in Chaldea time to react or refuse, Klein snapped his fingers and fooled the process from departure to arrival.

The next moment, everyone in Chaldea had arrived at the island cave in Emiya's residence. The sun was shining, the sea breeze was blowing, and the Imaginary Submarine was parked on the beach as if it was stranded.

Klein had already opened the door to the cave and stepped into the corridor, waving to everyone:

"I have something else to do, so I'll excuse you."

The moment he turned around, Irena had a pure white towel hanging around her neck, wiping her face with one hand, and walked over with Su Lin's collar, whose hands and feet were divided by dimensions, on her shoulder.

"What's wrong?"

"It's a small thing. He promised to do some magic experiments with me."

"From the authoritative perspective of the fortune-teller line, this is not the original body."

"That bastard lied to me"

Irena threw Su Lin in her hand into the island cave and made a pistol gesture with her fingers.

boom! ! !

The thick magic beam carried Su Lin and flew towards the end of the sea.

Seconds later, tsunamis and mushroom clouds rose from the sea.

"Let's go. Meng Qi said he has something to ask us and asked everyone to gather together."

The two people gradually moved away, and the sound of their footsteps became smaller and smaller, but the door that was not closed seemed to mean that it did not restrict their personal freedom.

Everyone in Chaldea looked at each other, but their expressions were extremely solemn. Of course, except for the heroic spirit Emiya and Shidunai, one of them covered his head with a strange expression, and the other seemed to be in a good mood.

"Looking at her expression, you all think that the witch is a violent maniac, right? Indeed, she is too narrow-minded." Su Lin appeared from the air and helped everyone in Chaldea disperse the tsunami:

"Your face doesn't look good. Is it because you are too tired to save people? Let me take a look at it for you."

Fujimaru Ritsuka shook his head violently and said, "It doesn't matter!"

"Young people must know how to combine work with rest." Su Lin casually released a blessing spell, and the figure disappeared into the air:

"Inhibition is such a moody thing and you won't be paid, so why bother?"

Matthew was a little worried: "Senior."

Fujimaru Ritsuka shook his head: "It's okay, we are here just to investigate this matter."

"Our strength is negligible and we are not a threat at all." El-Melloi II stood on the seaside in the distance and looked into the distance, half of the cigarette in his hand had been burned:

"I think the other party almost knows our intention."

Taigongwang cannot hide Yuanshi Tianzun, and he will never hide Yuanshi Tianzun.

In the final analysis.

They won't care either.

The broken tsunami turned into raindrops and fell from the sky, soaking everyone and extinguishing the cigarette in El-Melloi II's hand.