I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

Song Shuhang had a dream.

He dreamed that he was lying on a sunny beach, with a green sea behind him and an endless blue ocean in front of him, with seagulls flapping their wings and circling above.

"Shuhang, there is a group of juniors who have just entered the world of cultivation recently. Do you have time to come over and give me some advice?" Sixteen asked on the other side of the phone.

"Of course, I'll be back later." Song Shuhang hung up the phone. Wearing beach pants, he looked at his beloved sword and jumped slightly.

The long bronze sword was unsheathed, and a flash of silver light appeared at his feet.

With the wine gourd hanging on his waist, Song Shuhang used the sword shadow spectroscopy technique to install a sword shadow guardrail on his flying sword.

"The sword rides on the wind to slay demons. There is wine and joy in the world. Without wine, you will go crazy."

"Drink all the rivers in one drink, swallow up the sun and moon again, and be drunk from a thousand cups, but I am Song Jianxian."

After Senior Huangshan retired, Song Shuhang took over the position of leader of the Jiuzhou No. 1 Group. In addition to practicing in his own cave, he occasionally helped organize the juniors through the administrator, his Taoist companion Sixteen.

Just when Song Shuhang was heading to Jiangnan University Town to meet with the juniors, a mushroom cloud appeared on the distant sea level.

A similar chant came to my ears.

"The bombs are coming on the wind, and nuclear explosions are taking place between heaven and earth. If there is uranium, I will be at ease, but if there is no uranium, I will be crazy." Shirou Emiya stepped on the nuclear warhead and flew out of the mushroom cloud, standing with his hands behind his back:

"One explosion will destroy the dry mountains, and then the sun and the moon will fall. I will fight endlessly, but I will be the only one who can nuclear the Sword Immortal."

"Nice to meet you, Fellow Daoist Song."

"You're fine." Song Shuhang said hello with his hands raised, but he was too embarrassed to look directly at the other person.

This is a dream.

It must be a dream.

Song Shuhang didn't notice anything unusual at first. He was immersed in the life of a swordsman monk, but when he reached the age of 100, he gradually woke up.

Before, he still had the feeling that the whole world revolved around him, but now this feeling has gradually faded, and the sarong covering his mind has also been lifted.

It seems that I saw something quite scary on Shuijing Peak. If I have to give an analogy, it would be: I saw an unplugged but on TV in an empty mental hospital. There was a dry well inside the TV, and there was a TV in the well. Japanese-style log cabin, the door number says Saeki.

Well. Multiplied by N times.

The brain's fuse mechanism was activated, and now I can't remember seeing anything at all.

As for why Emiya on the opposite side stepped on a nuclear bomb. It seems to be the only swordsmanship setting in this world.

I always feel that there are a lot of private goods in this dream world.

"How can I wake up?" Song Shuhang was silent for a moment. This lucid dream was a bit too shameful.

As long as there is no sword cultivator, then the logic of being the only sword cultivator doesn't work at all if you think about it carefully.

[Su Lin: Shuhang? ! Can you see the news? See buckle 1]

Chat group? !

Song Shuhang felt happy in his heart. He didn't expect to see the chat group in his dream. He quickly entered the message: Senior Su Lin

"Be careful!" Shirou Emiya in the dream said from the side.

Song Shuhang subconsciously looked forward and saw a huge net...net? !

No, that is a causal network composed of blue, white, gold, pink, colorful, blood red, and black threads!

It's time to show off your real skills!

Song Shuhang's eyes flashed, and he twisted, spun, and jumped to avoid the lines of cause and effect. Just as he was slightly relieved,

A towering-sized 'thread' that couldn't be called a thread at all, but could only be called a blood-red sky pillar, appeared in front.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Strange ceiling.

When Song Shuhang opened his eyes, he was surrounded by a rather ordinary room.

No, it can’t be called ordinary. At this time, it was a somewhat homely room, with Qingqing’s pillow, Asuna, Irena, and Itsuka Kotori’s posters.

He dreamed that he had become a newly graduated college student. This college student was sitting in front of the computer desktop, wearing a nerdy sweatshirt, looking out the window into the distance. He knew this person, who was Senior Su Lin.

Song Shuhang, who was not dreaming for the first time, stared blankly at all this. What happened? Why do you dream about Senior Su Lin?

The talent of dreaming, you can forcibly intervene in other people's memories or cause and effect through causal lines in dreams.

To activate this dream, prerequisites are required. First, the power of staying in Song Shuhang's body; second, having a great causal connection with him; third, having a certain degree of 'contact' with the object of the dream, including but not limited to Blood contact, soul contact, law contact.

Only when any of the above points are met will his dream talent have a chance to be activated.

But when did he have one of the above connections with Senior Su Lin? it's wired.

‘Was Senior Su Lin an otaku before? Although I knew that Senior Su Lin was very interested in anime and games, this room was really unexpected. Judging from the analysis of otaku elements, this was already 60% to the point of being earthbound. ’

‘That poster. Isn’t that Irena? ! ’

Song Shuhang's heart tightened, and he always felt that he had discovered something that he shouldn't have discovered.

No, isn't it... So among the characters Su Lin likes, are there any acquaintances in the group? !

"So I am the protagonist? Huangtu Hegemony was chatting and laughing, and I couldn't bear to be drunk in life." In the dream, Su Lin stood up and looked out the window, and said something confusing:

"I have never felt so refreshed. I felt like I was reborn."

"I finally don't have to go to work tomorrow, go to your fucking job."

Su Lin clenched his right fist fiercely, as if he wanted to grab the whole world.

Song Shuhang followed Su Lin's perspective. He originally thought that he would follow Su Lin for several years just like when he activated his talent for dreaming. However, it only took one day. When Su Lin closed his eyes and opened them again, his mind changed. It became another scene.

The line of cause and effect actually appeared again and bifurcated.

Song Shuhang stayed in this position, and everything around him seemed to have stopped in time.

One of the lines of cause and effect sometimes appears and sometimes disappears, and the entire line is gray-black. A line of cause and effect that has never been seen before is as fragile as ashes. No, that is a line of cause and effect formed by condensation of ashes. Occasionally, It will break but will be repaired automatically.

The color of the other one is richer and more solid, as if all the colors in the world are contained in it.

Song Shuhang looked at these two lines and fell into deep thought, 'Do I have to make a choice now? ’

He looked at the colorful line of cause and effect, but felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. There was an indescribable weirdness and discomfort, and his whole body wanted to stay away like a stress reaction.

"." Song Shuhang followed reason and chose the ashes-like line of cause and effect.

[The lottery numbers for this period are: 01, 04]

"Lottery. I remember it correctly. Why are the two numbers different?" Su Lin clenched his fist and pounded the ground, "My starting capital is ahhhh!!!"

Unable to face the reality, the boy put on a suit, combed his hair like an adult, and began to hand out resumes one after another.

‘Fast forward? ! ’

Song Shuhang was overjoyed. This was the first time he encountered such a situation in a dream. In the past, he would experience the dream object for most of his life or even his whole life.

This is the first time I have seen this kind of jumping directly into a dream.

Sure enough, two hours later, the scene changed again.

It was a somewhat greasy man wearing a suit standing in front of the mobile phone camera, posing, "Everyone...Hello everyone, this is a high-quality human male."

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Senior, what are you doing? Senior!

After shooting a video, the editing and soundtrack are completed in one go.

Then, Su Lin in front of him struggled to drag a bag of cement powder from the side and took out a purple Shamate wig.

Song Shuhang went from being confused at the beginning to bursting into laughter. But as the other party's tricks became more and more complicated, Song Shuhang's smile gradually faded, 'Stop! Don't do this kind of thing again! ’

Is this kind of dark history something you can know? ? If he is found to know such a thing.

Will he die? !

Ten years later.

Although it was intermittent along the way, Song Shuhang also experienced a lot of things with 'Su Lin'. He discovered a problem. The time point, age and experience of this senior Su Lin were a little different from the one he knew.

Finally, he was sure that this was the Tony senior he had heard of before.

Song Shuhang didn't know why Senior Su was called Tony before, but now he knows.

Because Teacher Tony has unique skills in washing, cutting and blowing.

This man, who is known as the "fastest exchanger for Rolls fragments" on the modern Internet, took only ten years to go from abstract to technological master, and also learned legendary martial arts.

Well, he has sword energy and can fly over walls and walls.

When placed in the category of modern urban novels, it can be said to be quite inspirational and worthy of the title of protagonist.

until

That night when ghosts attacked, the innate master in his thirties escaped from the hell in embarrassment. The person who caused this hell, Song Shuhang, knew him - Qu Yanping.

What follows is more intermittent, jumping at least a few months, but often spanning decades.

One hundred and eight years.

Take the initiative to enter the source of karmic fire in the world of Suiming, and your soul will be burned by the karma of all living beings.

Severe pain impacted Song Shuhang's mind, and he was forced to experience this burning at the soul level.

One hundred and nineteen years.

At the peak of Earthly Immortality, he was captured by the Emperor of Yuanjie, who was one step away from Emperor Zhou. Using a universe separated from normal time as a cage, he retraced the life journey of the Emperor of Yuanjie while half asleep and half awake, and in At the end, he was captured by the Emperor of Yuanjie.

The soul is constantly torn apart but cannot be absorbed, painful!

Tear, aggregate, crush, aggregate. Repeat.

One hundred and eighty-eight years.

After failing to seize the body, he reversely absorbed the other party and came to the incomplete Zhouhuang realm. Because he was worried about the rebirth method left by the Yuanjie Emperor, and in order to retaliate against the Yuanjie monks who enslaved the earth descendants for breeding, in the immature origin of the Yuanjie universe Detonating itself, this universe that is about to mature, including all branches of the main line, will die simultaneously.

One hundred and ninety-seven years.

Relying on the technique of devouring, he concealed his identity and entered the fairy world of Huan Yu to start practicing. Because of his talent as a monster, he was accepted as the second direct disciple by the Taiqing Immortal Emperor.

Two hundred and ninety-nine years.

Ranked among the strongest at the Zhou King level, Immortal Emperor Taiqing noticed his identity and still chose to let him go.

The escape card was not used.

Four hundred and thirteen years.

Wrestled short-term control of this universe from many worlds.

massacre

With his own hands, he sent those "acquaintances" whose existence was taken away, whose origins were absorbed by Emperor Zhou, and who could not be revived, into eternal sleep.

Six hundred and seven years.

Fight against twenty-seven Zhou Emperors in your own universe.

【Extreme sublimation】

Song Shuhang's eyes widened. He couldn't say that he had learned nothing from the other party, he could only say that he had learned very little. Originally, the progress of the jump was great. Occasionally, he could learn some incomplete spells, but most of the time the information was incomplete.

This Sutoni would even pull out equipment and skills of unknown origin from time to time that could be called plug-ins.

Song Shuhang had no clue about those things, even if Sutoni knew Song Shuhang.

But this time the skill was different. Song Shuhang felt what a moment of glory was.

All years, past and future, turn into the dazzling light of the beginning in an instant.

All existence merges into itself, and all possibilities become infinite fuel.

Throw away the possibility of nirvana - the ultimate sublimation!

This time, Song Shuhang personally experienced the effect of ‘extreme sublimation’.

There was no basis for it, but Song Shuhang always felt that if he really released this thing, it would be over. Fortunately, all that was burned was Su Lin.

He saw Sutoni easily killing all the Zhou Emperors in an explosive way, and then

A long purple sword was placed on Song Shuhang's neck.

Yes, not on Suttoni's neck who was possessed by him in his dream, but on his own neck.

Damn it! Die, die! ! !

"The void is so big, it is normal for it to attract many peepers at this moment, but they should not be able to see this universe."

"You, on the other hand, appeared from nothingness and have been with me for so long. It's strange that you have such a deep causal connection. Are you my future successor? I do seem to have prepared a few inheritances for some sons of shitty luck."

"Not bad, let me teach you something."

Some information poured into Song Shuhang's mind, the pupil technique called 'Seven Lights'.

"The five colors make people blind, so look for the seven lights to fill the sky."

The dream ended here, and Song Shuhang opened his eyes. The seven-color divine light in his eyes was able to detect all illusions, find the foundation of the great road, and repair his own heaven.

"You're awake, the operation was successful." Su Lin smiled at Song Shuhang and said:

"What's wrong with your eyes? Have you become a Mary Sue hero? You have these colorful eyes."

"It's strange, why are his eyes so similar to that guy's?"

Song Shuhang looked at Su Lin in front of him and saw a corner of his essence.

Then

Song Shuhang's eyes widened, and he fainted again. Holy wings appeared on his body, and smooth tentacles began to grow on his legs.

"What the hell?!" Su Lin quickly opened a new black hole washing machine, threw Song Shuhang in and cleaned it using the method of resurrection peeling.

Because it is the player's body, Song Shuhang is now using the origin of this world to resurrect, and all pain is blocked, so there is no need to worry about pain.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, Su Lin looked at Song Shuhang who woke up again and breathed a sigh of relief, "Is everything okay?"

"It's okay. Thank you, Senior Su Lin." Song Shuhang stood up and said, "Then I'll leave first. I have something to do at home."

This time he turned off the pupil technique he had just acquired, and at the same time just wanted to get out of here.

"Okay." Su Lin nodded.

Song Shuhang breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could feel happy, a dark gun barrel was pressed against his temple.

"I suddenly remembered something." Su Lin smiled and said, "You seem to have the talent of falling into dreams."

Song Shuhang: "."

What should I do if I learn that my senior’s dark history is about to be discovered? Waiting online, urgent.