I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

God came to a desolate planet and opened a new chapter of creation.

"Let there be light." So the light was separated from the darkness, and the light was called day, and the darkness was called night.

"There must be air separating the directions of the waters." When the air appeared, it was called heaven.

"The waters under the whole sky will be gathered together in one place, and the dry land will be revealed." Then the water and the dry land were separated, and God called the dry land continent, and the place where the waters were gathered together he called the sea.

God also commanded that grass should grow on the earth, as well as all kinds of vegetables and fruit-bearing trees.

This desolate planet was transformed into a vibrant scene by the Creator because of the picnic today.

[Sprinkle with cumin, chili pepper, Wei Gong brand spice powder, and chopped green onion. The kids next door were so greedy that they cried. 】Barbecue master Master Xiao said this.

"Who is the barbecue master!?" Xiao Yan turned his head and shouted while maintaining the strange fire: "There is no soy sauce, hurry up and buy a few barrels, this guy is too big!"

Except for Emiya Shirou who was making side dishes, everyone else was sitting around on the grass, doing other things in their hands to pass the time.

The sky is clear, the wind is beautiful, the family is here, playing Mahjong in Texas.

"Three with one." Su Lin put down the poker, stood up, and raised his hand solemnly to declare: "There needs to be soy sauce."

"Enough is enough." Irena hugged the young Zhen who was restless, her eyes gradually becoming hollow, and her head was covered with black lines: "The faith of such a cute child is about to collapse."

In a sense, since the blockade of parallel worlds in the solar system was completely lifted and integrated into parallel universes of different possibilities, many mysteries on the earth have gradually begun to upgrade with 2004 as the node.

Considering that the child who gained a human body was still developing and was also one of his agents, Su Lin issued an oracle to ask the child to come and eat well and become stronger.

"The majesty of the gods must be maintained at all times, and the pattern should be bigger when using authority." Klein nodded, and at the same time used authority to fool historical projections, taking advantage of the loopholes between truth and fiction to make the Haagen-Dazs he just pulled out become real.

You are the only one who is not qualified to say such things, Mr. Fool, you are just maintaining your dignity during the meeting.

"I'm not the same God as I was before. There's really nothing I can do about it." Su Lin looked at Shirou Emiya helplessly and said, "Go and make a wish on the Holy Grail and order some soy sauce."

Emiya Shirou: "."

Is the Holy Grail meant for this kind of thing? Is this different from you directly creating it?

Unexpectedly, while Su Lin was his boss, he also became the God of his universe.

"I have some sauce here, see if you can use it." Shi Hao moved his eyes away from "Perfect World", took out the ingredients he had brought with him, and said, "If you are still missing, tell me."

As a monk who is famous for surviving in the wild, Shi Hao's own cooking techniques are also top-notch, thanks to the sacrifices of many foreign monks and inhuman monks.

Of course, he is using his spiritual consciousness to scan the contents of the book, but the more he looks at him, the weirder his face becomes. Now he is not in the mood to do anything, only in the mood to talk.

"It was a big help." Emiya Shirou couldn't imagine himself going to Illya to make a wish for a few buckets of soy sauce.

The number of people present gradually increased, the oil dripped, and the fragrance lingered. The skin of the golden crane was already golden, but under the scorching fire, it was dyed with a light brown layer, like a golden sun wearing a thin coat. Thin crepe.

"Please family members, please pull the King of Knights and Luffy away over there." Xiao Yan said, "They keep staring at me. I'm a little stressed."

"Speaking of family members, I haven't met any of my younger siblings." Ye Fan came over with his little daughter in his arms: "Brother Yan, it's not good to be alone."

"." Xiao Yan turned his head and pretended not to hear.

"How is Xiaoxiao? She's almost one year old." Su Lin appeared beside him with an unknown light in his eyes.

"." Xiao Yan's back stiffened for a moment, and he immediately focused his gaze on the golden crane in front of him, "Well, it will be almost done in ten minutes. I will brush some honey later."

"Okay, you two, please stop making fun of me as a disciple." The soul figure of Master Yao appeared beside him. Compared with the past, his figure now is so solid that it is almost impossible to tell the difference between ordinary people:

"My disciple is thin-skinned. Look, he can't even control the fire."

It seems that Master Yao intends to rescue Xiao Yan. After all, he is his own disciple, and he still doesn't want Xiao Yan to be too embarrassed.

Su Lin clapped his hands and said: "Speaking of which, I went back in time once before, about why we established the Tianyi Sect, that night."

"You worthless guy, you can't control the flames even after teasing you a few words?" Master Yao patted Xiao Yan's head:

"Forget it just now, the fluctuations of the flames are even greater now. Let alone making alchemy, your barbecue will be burnt!"

"It seems that tempering your mentality is not enough, alas."

"Everyone, as a good friend, please give him some training."

Master Yao sighed, and then disappeared.

"Old man!?!"

Xiao Yan was stunned. He looked at the crowd gathered around him. Except for the few who wanted to eat, the rest were obviously curious because of Su Lin and Ye Fan.

"Why do you accuse someone of his innocence!" Xiao Yan couldn't sit still: "I didn't do anything!"

"Did I say what happened?" Su Lin asked doubtfully:

"What to do? I don't quite understand. After all, I'm single."

"Hongwen is hot, Mr. Xiao, please control it."

Xiao Yan's eyes were in trance, but then his whole aura suddenly calmed down, and he fell into a state of neither sadness nor joy, as if all emotions could not influence his thinking, and his aura was about to connect with the heaven and earth.

At the critical moment, he finally remembered that he had also practiced a skill - "Tianwang".

"You actually have an epiphany?" Su Lin felt it was a bit nonsense: "The protagonist's understanding is really strong."

Ye Fan shook his head and walked aside: "It's boring."

"What a pity." Su Lin directly grabbed the baby dragon who had just arrived, held it in his arms and held it in his arms:

"I also said that I would organize a team for Tianyi Sect to learn from the teachings, and asked him if he was interested in letting Xiaoxiao come over to learn how to cultivate immortality."

"Isn't there only one great disciple in this sect, Yu Feng?" Lu Mingfei asked doubtfully. He took Hui Liyi's hand and walked out of the door. He had just arrived.

Yu Feng pricked up his ears when he heard this, and turned his eyes here, confused.

"Song Shuhang sent Lady Onion here yesterday to be the second senior sister." Su Lin waved to Song Shuhang, took the Enlightenment Stone that Song Shuhang took out from his pocket, and said:

"Ms. Onion will be the second disciple of our Tianyi Sect from now on. Elders, please come and meet this disciple. This is the way of heaven in the future~~~"

"Ms. Onion, do you still remember what I told you?"

The green onion rooted in the Enlightenment Stone shook for a moment, then turned into a human form and appeared aside. Under the gaze of many powerful auras, she looked like she was about to cry, and bowed:

"Hello everyone, teacher. The little demon is Lady Onion."

"Reviving the glory of the sect, Lady Onion is duty-bound! Woohoo..."┭┮﹏┭┮

After she finished speaking, she transformed back into her original form and flew into Song Shuhang's pocket.

"Brother Su, do you want to start a sect?" Han Li asked.

"No, I can only say that I am happy to see Hunter Xin. If you teach him well, it will only take 500 Songs to become a Heavenly Dao again." Su Lin said with a smile on his face:

"After all, he is the reincarnation of Heaven."

Klein said expressionlessly: "You also know that the prerequisite is to teach well rather than teach poorly."

Just when Klein said this, Su Lin had an obvious smile on his lips and snorted with a subtle smile.

Suddenly, the contract partners of the Tianyi Sect except Zhongli, including Ye Fan, felt something was wrong.

"Then it's up to the elders. It shouldn't be a problem to find time to teach Lady Onion every day, right?" Su Lin said.

You guys have an excuse to ignore Yu Feng. After all, he can fight better than you, and he can basically teach you everything.

But Lady Onion is different. Before she obtained the Nine-Path Phoenix Sword, Lady Onion was just an ordinary but a little unusual second-grade little demon.

"You guy." Ye Fan was speechless.

Are you actually taking them in just to find things for them to do? !

Han Li was silent for a moment, looked at Zhongli who was smiling, and then shook his head helplessly.

"Isn't this awesome?" Meng Qi said with a smile:

"With such a strong talent and luxurious teachers, I think the future is promising."

"If you don't mind, how about Pindao becoming a teacher in the sect?"

Su Lin's eyelids twitched. He looked at Meng Qi and saw that he didn't look like he was joking.

"As long as you are happy." Su Lin said.

"Will I be able to walk sideways in all the worlds from now on?" Yu Feng's face suddenly showed joy. Just after he finished speaking, he suddenly remembered the contract he signed when he first entered the school, and the expression on his face turned from joy to sadness. :

"No! No one is coming!"

In other sects, the master helps the disciples, but this sect is different. There is nothing in the terms of entry that people should do!

Unfortunately, his protest was ineffective. Su Lin over there was considering throwing him into Meng Qi's world to stay for a while.

"Look, Yu Feng is crying with joy." Su Lin stretched out his hand towards Meng Qi: "Welcome, Elder Meng."

"Waiting online for a man named Long Aotian who was ordered by heaven to overthrow your sect." Klein squatted near the grill, took out a knife and cut off a piece of meat from the wing and put it in his mouth to taste:

"That must be interesting."

"Yes, it's ripe and ready to eat."

Su Lin: " @Tony Stark @Ge Xiaolun, do you two want to come over and cook some barbecue? Let me, the administrator, welcome the new group members."

Su Lin: [picture]

Su Lin: "A bite of the blood of immortal beasts will prolong your life."

Ye Fan: "Remember to note a 'former' administrator, thank you."

Ge Xiaolun: "Everyone is a god. In your previous live broadcast, you didn't turn on the special effects, right?!"

Klein: "It's definitely on, but it's not special effects."

Ge Xiaolun: "What's that?! I'll stop it. Forget it, dear gods, wait a minute, I'll skip class and come here!"

Zhang Chulan: "Brother, is your personality different from mine?"

Li Huowang: "What is Brother Chu Lan referring to?"

Zhang Chulan: "Nothing. Speaking of which, can Mr. Stark come over? Will he be noticed by the Supreme Mage named Ancient One?"

The messages in the group continued. After Ge Xiaolun finished sending the message, he ignored it. He stood up and said to the blue-skinned lecturer on the podium: "Teacher Liu! I have a stomachache!"

"Emm, go ahead." Teacher Liu waved his hand, with a hint of fatigue in his mature voice: "Next time, you can just go without reporting."

Seeing Ge Xiaolun running out of the lecture hall, Cheng Yaowen stood up slightly and leaned into Xin Zhao's ear in the front row and said:

"He probably got a little drunk after watching the movie you shared last night. I was wondering, didn't he use the toilet in the dormitory before going to class?"

"Top? What top?" Xin Zhao said: "What I shared last night was the animal world."

"Ah, you didn't tell me earlier!" Cheng Yaowen was embarrassed: "I downloaded it on my mobile phone when I went out."

"What do you think it is?" Xin Zhao asked.

boom! A piece of chalk hit Cheng Yaowen on the head.

"You two, stand up and go to the back to stand."

New York in another universe, Stark Industries Building.

The top floor is surrounded by huge glass, offering a 360-degree panoramic view of the city.

"Fairy beast? BBQ?" Tony Stark looked at the cross-border talisman that was being tested by Jarvis:

"OK, these gods and immortals who don't know where they come from are really surprising. Eating barbecue can increase your life span."

"Those rich people who invest a lot of US dollars in life and health management every year will probably use all their wealth to buy a piece of meat if they know about it. In comparison, the money I spent at noon today is like shit."

"Jarvis, test results."

[Sir, with all due respect, judging from the scan results, there is nothing in the detection device. 】

"What?!" Tony Stark was stunned for a few seconds. He stared at the cross-border talisman and was speechless for a long time.

After a while, Tony Stark opened the detection vessel and took out the crossover talisman. He glanced at the movie screen playing in his field of vision, "To be honest, this actor looks quite similar to me. The director has a good vision."

"Okay... Ancient One Magic seems like there are many strange things in my world besides aliens. Jarvis, I'm going out. Sometimes risky investments can bring higher returns, you Right?"

[Sir, do I want to make an appointment with a psychiatrist for you? 】

"Don't do anything unnecessary. I feel good now."

[Yes, your mood is on a high, five percent higher than when you invited the last Playboy cover girl to a party. 】

"OK, that means I'm better than ever."

Tony Stark took out the cross-border talisman, and according to how to use it, a blue portal appeared in front of him.

[Sir, I want to apologize to you. It seems that I don’t need to inform Ms. Pepper. 】

"I didn't give you permission just so you could backstab me at a critical moment."

Tony Stark had just stepped half way in and ran back in a hurry, "Wait a minute, I want to bring a suit of armor!"

With proper preparation, there is no harm.

Fifteen minutes later.

"I really shouldn't be wearing this armor. Hey, young man, have you touched enough?" Tony Stark opened his visor with a distressed expression:

"Why don't you wait until I take it off? God, it smells so good."

It turns out that this is indeed another world, at least not the earth he knows. Jarvis's backup module has been activated and biometric identification has been turned on.

Although it is different in many places, no harmful substances have been detected in the air.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, Ke Huiliyi went out specifically because I heard Iron Man was coming. This is the first time my girlfriend and I have seen you wearing this." Lu Mingfei took out his mobile phone and brought Wearing pear clothes, she came to the right side of the iron man and made a sign:

"eggplant!"

Tony Stark had no choice but to show a business-like smile. Does this at least mean that his movie's box office was pretty good? At least it's a big seller.

He looked at the roasted poultry placed on the huge porcelain plate over there. Ever since he came here, the smell seemed to have cast a spell on his nerves and stirred up primitive instincts.

At least, now that he has lowered his vigilance, he is more concerned about when the meal will be served. The man standing in front of the barbecue, holding a cross and looking more like a priest than a priest seems to be Su Lin, "Man, do you believe in Christ too?" ? Oh my god, do you still have to pray before cooking? ’

"We are gathered here today to commemorate the leader of the Immortal Temple. His sacrifice is worth a half-day barbecue party for the entire chat group." After Su Lin finished speaking, he crossed himself on his chest:

"Although you have committed a heinous crime, it has now been wiped away."

"Brother Li, has the soul powder been buried?"

"Yes." Han Li flew back from the sky, glanced at the new faces present, and said, "It should be useful. That land can be used to grow soul-type spiritual plants in the future."

"Why do I feel like you guys are a bit like villains?" Klein said, "Can we start now?"

"What's missing?" Xiao Yan reminded: "About the compensation for looking directly at you."

Su Lin snapped his fingers, and then dragged out a box of square-mouthed jade bottles from the air. Inside were ten bottles of the system's Drunk Immortal Brew and twenty bottles of the Eden Manor special edition.

The effect is almost the same except that the bottles are recycled last time.

"Don't say I'm stingy, I'm completely sincere."