I join the chat group as the protagonist of the system stream

"Tell mom secretly, which one do you choose?"

"Children make choices."

Su Lin refused to eat soft or hard, and only ate the latest smoked tuna tartare served by the waiter, with a few drops of lemon squeezed on top.

From the initial torment to the present moment, Su Lin only spent less than two and a half minutes.

Since I can't resist, I might as well take this opportunity to enjoy it.

"I want to eat the mushrooms on your plate, can you feed me?" Su Lin said, pointing to the mushroom and bread dish in front of Irena.

Irena took Su Lin's fork, forced a smile, locked her eyes with murderous intent and stabbed the fork into the mushroom: "Hehe, come on, open your mouth."

"Needle cloth poke." Su Lin ate the food, turned to look at Zhao Shuangdian, and said, "Hey... um... you said earlier that you would do research with you? Okay, let's finish the meal later."

Zhao Shuangdian smiled slightly and nodded.

Then, Su Lin looked at Luo Xiaoying again, smiled softly and said, "You said you were going to an amusement park earlier? Well... it's still not too late to go to Disney in the Northern Hemisphere, so why don't we all go together? It's more fun when there are more people."

Luo Xiaoying frowned, her face full of helplessness. She still couldn't understand how this person could say such scumbag words in a serious manner.

However, I couldn't feel any disgust. It was probably because I was influenced by the movie that the old woman showed.

Snapped--!

Su Lin covered his head that was hit hard, his eyes dull as his mother grabbed a piece of flesh on his back, "I'm sorry, I was joking."

Su Lin, male, is the protagonist of System Flow. His parents are still alive and he owns a car and a house.

Only in front of his family, his nature is strictly controlled, and he cannot do such frivolous things casually.

"I'm going out to smoke a cigarette." Su Xiangrong slowly stood up and walked out, holding the cigarette Liu Rulong gave him in his hand. He usually didn't smoke, but now in this situation, his whole person was in a state of confusion.

"I'm going to add the food, you guys sit down first, don't worry!" Liu Yumei maintained a bright smile, nodded to the others present, and finally whispered in Su Lin's ear:

"You brat, if I come back and find you bullying them, you'll be dead."

You just met them for the first time today, are you going to kill your own son?

Su Lin nodded helplessly, tried his best to put a business smile on his face and looked at the women around him without saying a word.

After Su's father and Su's mother walked out of the door and came to the corridor lined with screens outside the private room, he borrowed a lighter from a passing waiter who looked very similar to his son, and walked directly into the courtyard. Su's mother pressed on Followed by.

When they came to the courtyard, the cool evening breeze made Su Xiangrong feel like he was dreaming.

With a snap, the flames lit up and then went out.

"I told you not to let him study civil engineering!"

Su Xiangrong held a lit cigarette in his hand, his expression unabated: "When I went to their school that year, there was not even a single girl in the class, and there were only three in one department. He had never been in love after leaving college. Now he is touching The bottom rebounded.”

"Then why can't your second uncle's grandson, who studies civil engineering, find a partner when he comes back from Africa? Isn't it enough?" Su's mother said scornfully.

Maybe it was secretly taught by the honest-looking old guy next to me, or maybe it was inherited.

The cigarette gradually burned out, and Su Xiangrong didn't take a sip during this period. He was thinking about how his son should deal with the emotional mess.

"Sakura, you can help me with my advice, but you can't do anything else."

"What if I can't persuade you?"

The only person I was familiar with was this girl who was related to him. I really couldn't bear to see this child fall into the trap of my own son.

But it’s impossible no matter how you think about it.

I've seen this kid since he was a kid, and although the couple sometimes don't understand what's going on in Su Lin's mind, it can be said that they can be assured of his character.

No matter how you look at it, you wouldn't do such a thing, and besides, the rabbit doesn't eat the grass beside the nest.

It's impossible for everyone to really love each other so bloody like in old Hong Kong dramas, right?

"Forget it, let him handle it by himself." Dad Su looked at his wife and joked:

"At least you don't have to worry about his lifelong affairs. Look at this boy, there might be other girls out there."

"Let's go." Mother Su sighed, quite dissatisfied.

If the person involved was not her son, in their middle-aged and elderly circles, they would have already started to denounce this irresponsible young man in the group.

"Sorry, let me borrow it." A girl with gray hair and golden eyes in a jacket said holding a mobile phone.

The two stepped aside. After the girl walked into the hall, she grabbed a waiter and asked, "Can you help me see where Su Lin is sitting?"

Dad Su: "."

Su’s mother: “.”

"Being tied to Play is still too exciting for me. I need at least a good impression of 100." Kaguya Horaiyama, who was supposed to be mute, said softly.

Su Lin crossed his fingers to support his chin, and the divine chain of order emerged from his body and locked a certain neet girl, with a slight smile on his lips: "I'll pay double the price, can you go back now?

"Okay, I'll go back after dinner. Your mother seems to have something to tell me." Irena tangled a strand of hair on her fingertips and said with squinted eyes: "I heard that there are many unseen people in that space. Just use those points to pay for the magic books and spell-casting materials you passed."

"Either leave now, or lose nothing." Su Lin picked up the wine glass and said.

Mr. Su, a fool who exploits loopholes at both ends, has been a fool for a long time, but the newcomer is still a little too young to fool him.

"So cold, any excitement is really a lie." Irena picked up a cup of vanilla ice cream and said without any emotion:

"I'm a witch with integrity. Just kick me out. It should be easy for you."

That way she would have a legitimate reason to leave work early.

"If so, how could I drive you away?" Su Lin took out his mobile phone, rummaged through the photo album, glanced at the other party and said:

"If you don't want to leave, why not just invite your parents over for dinner?"

"What?!" Irena was a little flustered. She put down the iron spoon and said, "I won't let you pass! Don't even think about it!"

"Then Miss Witch, you don't want these photos to be seen by others, right?" Su Lin first uploaded the photos to the cloud disk for backup, and then pushed the phone over.

Su Lin ignored Irena's reaction and looked at the other two people: "Zhao Shuangdian, there are fairies for everything. Please explain the mastermind."

"What mastermind?" Zhao Shuang didn't understand.

"I don't understand." The fairy who has all the goods pointed at himself, and then shook his head: "You are here, senior, do you want to see what new goods I have here?"

Just like her master, who can sell anything, she cannot refuse high-quality customers with strong paying capacity.

‘Thank you, I don’t want to look at other goods after seeing you as a second-rate person. ’

Su Lin sighed softly, bought a bottle of wine and some tea leaves from the system, and secretly mixed them together.

He finally looked at Luo Xiaoying, the only local resident present.

Su Lin thought for a moment and said, "Thank you. How did you learn about Liu Ruyan and why did you come here to help me out?"

Seeing this, Luo Xiaoying, who was left by Su's mother and wanted to give herself an explanation, could only respond: "Yeah."

She was too embarrassed to speak, saying that the old woman had tricked her into adding her aunt on WeChat in her own name.

If some unknown and strange things didn't happen, the man in front of her would have become her life. But such a future would be too miserable.

Seeing that the girl was so shy, Su Lin scratched his head and said nothing more. By chance, a waiter walked into the private room at this time.

"Please take your time and enjoy our signature oolong tea wine."

The waiter put down the tea and left, while Su Lin acted as a waiter and filled it for everyone.

"This cup of tea and wine should be used to thank you all for standing up for me. By the way, are you really not planning to go home now?" Su Lin looked at Irena who was clearing her photo album and kept a polite smile.

Irena threw the phone back and smiled disdainfully: "Is that so?"

She drank the tea and wine that Su Lin filled for her in one gulp and slapped the cup on the table.

Su Lin caught the phone and downloaded it from the cloud disk again.

At this time, Luo Xiaoying asked the question that she had always wanted to ask: "Brother Su Lin, what do you think of our affairs?"

"What?" Su Lin was stunned.

"I think there is no need to force things in the future. Parallel worlds are parallel worlds, but the two of us..." Luo Xiaoying was thinking of an adjective. She was stuck because her Chinese was a bit stilted, and she was quite distressed:

"That's it. Destined fate to travel through time and space until death. I usually read photo novels, it's like in it. Through some strange combination of circumstances, he met another person and I..."

Su Lin felt a stomachache.

He sensed that the other party's style of painting jumped directly to the urban flow of female videos.

"Do you like your current life?" Su Lin asked.

Luo Xiaoying thought for a moment and replied, "I like it."

The somewhat paranoid elder Luo Shengying is a little annoyed, but now that her family is here, her life is ordinary and extraordinary, and she doesn't have to do homework. It's better than her previous life no matter what.

"Everyone has a past, and the past shapes the present." Su Lin picked up an empty wine glass and handed it to Luo Xiaoying, smiling warmly:

"But only by not being bound by the past can we go to the future. The future is long, so don't think too much. This is a toast to the future."

A trickle of water flies out like a ribbon and finally falls into the glass.

Bang~

A crisp collision sounded.

Su Lin drank the drink and was filled with freedom and ease. A misty and distant aura emerged, and his whole person became so majestic. His black hair was mixed with a few strands of frosty white, and his dark eyes were like a midsummer night's dream, incomparably perfect.

Luo Xiaoying blushed and drank the tea and wine as if she had some enlightenment.

snap——

He fell asleep on the table, his breath blowing the messy bangs up and down.

"What am I doing?" Irena's whole body felt weak, and there was a slight blush on her cheeks.

"Oolong tea made from Zui Xian Brewing, Emperor's Liquid, and Holy Dao Ancient Tea Tree Leaves. This is good stuff. Take your time to absorb it." Su Lin flashed behind Irena and said softly:

"Take a deep breath, dizziness is normal~"

There was a clang, and another one fell down.

A weird smile appeared on the corner of Su Lin's mouth, and he looked at the frightened fairy who could buy anything, "What's your price for this cup of oolong tea?"

"Can I not buy it?" There were fairies wrapped in sheets shivering about everything.

Su Lin tilted his head: "What do you think?"

He grabbed Kaguya who was in a tied state, pinched Kaguya's lower face with the palm of his right hand, and made her mouth pout.

"I have something to say!" Horaishan Kaguya tried to struggle: "You can't make a beautiful girl drink like this!"

The power of eternity and moment is activated.

"Looks like the same type of stand-in."

"Time, flow again."

There was tea and wine flowing from the corners of Penglai Mountain Kaguya's mouth, and he fell down with blurred eyes. The Penglai people's physical ability was a shortcoming. Even if they drank precious medicine, they could not improve it. They could only be considered drunk at a high price.

Zhao Shuang took a sip and said, "It tastes good."

After all, you are the Dao of Heaven, and compared with a few crispy spellcasters, you are probably not at a level that can easily get you drunk.

Of course, Su Lin didn't want to get Zhao Shuangdian drunk. Compared with the other muddy heads, she was much more sober.

Su Lin clapped his hands and said, "Please help me carry it away later."

How could a mere artificial Shura field prevent him from thinking of a way to break the situation?

Su Lin planned to send his parents home, and then go find those guys hiding somewhere and have a good chat. Well, it would be nice.

He put his right hand on the door handle and wanted to seize the opportunity to leave here.

When my parents asked about it, they would just find excuses such as 'They have reconciled' or 'Everyone is my wings' to excuse it.

Life has to go on, no matter what it is, it will eventually pass. Maybe they will forget about it after a while?

Su Lin has always had good self-regulation methods for this kind of thing.

He blinked and saw that the two remaining petal marks on his right hand were a little bright, one of them flickering.

At the moment

"Holy shit."

In an instant, a petal turned from red to white, shattered into countless extremely tiny brilliance and then dissipated.

"."

Just pretend that nothing happened and we'll talk about the rest later.

Su Lin tried to knock on the doorknob, but there was no movement. When he looked closely, Ji Bing had already sealed the door, along with Su Lin's palm.

"Where are you going?"

In Su Lin's perception, several drunken guys behind him were shaking like zombies, staring at the kind-hearted former holy monk with cannibalistic eyes.

"Hiccup! What Klein said is right, be careful about burping! The boiled water you handed over..." Irena, who was exuding amazing magic power, stood up drowsily and burped, "That's what you did to Shi last time. Tucker's. Be careful! Be careful if you take the opportunity to run away!"

"Then why did you drink it anyway?" Su Lin's expression remained unchanged, but the corners of his eyes were shaking unnaturally. He slowly turned around to look at the witch who had obviously entered a violent mode.

There was a pool of blood where Kaguya was on Mount Horai. She rubbed her temples and said, "I told you that I have something to say, impatient man~, we all took anti-alcohol pills before we came here, that's all."

She narrowed her eyes slightly, and her smile was half hidden by the sleeves of her cake skirt: "This time, the alcohol was stronger than normal. Too bad, Irena is neither completely drunk nor completely sober~"

Countless ice shards were flying, Su Lin rubbed his wrist, and was about to take action to make Irena calm down a little.

"Brother Su Lin, my parents don't allow me to fall in love before I'm an adult." Luo Xiaoying's clothes were still wet, and she was a little dizzy, feeling that her drunkenness was gradually transferring to other places.

It's normal...after all, the old woman who traveled back in time and was in menopause used her own body at first.

Normally the other party would deliberately disconnect the connection, but somehow it was reconnected today, and a huge amount of concentrated immortal power circulated between the two of them.

She grabbed Su Lin's sleeve and whispered: "I feel like you are much more handsome than the abstract killer next to the old woman."

When Su Lin heard this, he wiped his forehead subconsciously. The weather was obviously not hot.

After a moment of silence, he took out the rest. He originally planned to go back and drink a few cups of oolong tea alone to give the delirious child a little more dose.

Swish——!

The scorching rainbow light streaked past Su Lin's head, penetrating through the ceiling and everything along the way, burning everything and leaving a black mark in the air until it flew into the starry sky.

"You gave her the oolong tea but not me!? Hiccup!"

Too bad.

This woman's drinking was a mess, and she was like a natural disaster in human form when she got drunk.

Every time you drink, you should at least lock her up in advance.

"What's wrong?" Luo Xiaoying chuckled and looked at Irena with a blushing face: "Brother, your new girlfriend is so fierce."

"It's so delicious, brother, take a bite."

There is something wrong with stopping this rhythm, even if it means returning to traditional urban flow, don’t play this game!

Su Lin looked at the back of his hand in horror, and while sweating profusely, he wanted to pour more oolong tea into her.

"That's right, you have to control your temper." Horaishan Kaguya flew out from behind Su Lin and said, "If you are too strong, Su Lin will hate it~"

"Huh?" Irena was stunned. She irritably took out her wand and pointed it at the others and murmured: "How many times have I told you?"

"There is absolutely no way I have a crush on him!!!"

"Stay the oolong tea!"

A dark, lightless crack opened on the ground and dragged Su Lin inward. A wall of photoelectric ice poured out from the dimensional crack, separating Oolong Cha and Luo Xiaoying.

I really admire her. Even though she was drunk and crazy, she could still control the casting range and just cover the entire gorgeous banquet hall.

Su Lin was stunned for a moment, gave up Plan A, and reached out to help the other side wake up, but in an instant, countless black thunder roars spread, blasting the entire space into a void.

The light collided and exploded!

ah?

Su Lin saw a hand on his left and right arms holding him firmly.

"wait"

Huge power came, and there were also annihilation black holes that were dragging in the torn different-dimensional space.

"Let go! Are you two crazy?"

If Mr. Su Lin was an ordinary person, he would be split in half at this time.

At this time, Su Lin felt someone pulling him from behind, allowing him to escape from the vortex of nothingness and thunder.

He looked back with a grateful look: "Xiao Zhao."

The only normal person here.

"Doctor Su, it's better to leave directly at this time." Zhao Shuang nodded and pulled Su Lin to leave.

According to her analysis, Su Lin is the center of this conflict, and leaving here will naturally not cause new disputes.

But as soon as she made this suggestion, a white fist and magic compressed artillery bombardment came.

"Let's help them calm down."

The sky appeared, as if it could bring vigorous vitality to all things, but the incompatible black thunder did not look like an attack that a new practitioner could make, and there was a faint power of the arrival of a dark world.

During this period, Irena took the opportunity to flash to Su Lin's side, hung on his outstretched arm, and tried to snatch the pot of oolong tea.

"Stop fighting. Why don't you read your lines?" Kaguya Houraiyama approached Su Lin and asked in confusion.

No... I like watching women fight.

Su Lin glanced at the woman who was fanning the flames, locked her up and threw her into the melee.

While stabilizing this independent space world, he endured stray bullets.

"Whatever you want."

"Why can't this door be opened?" Su's father patted the door in confusion: "Su Lin! Su Lin!"

"Excuse me." Xing took out the bat and clenched the end to make a swinging gesture.

"Don't!" Su's mother hurriedly stopped her and patted the black oak door hard: "What did you do to this girl again?!"

She was so anxious that she took out the bat!

After knocking for about ten seconds, the door finally opened slowly.

What came into view was a pink-haired fairy wrapped in a sheet and huddled in the corner. She looked at the mess in front of her with tears in her eyes.

The box was at least 30 square meters, but it was no longer grand. There were scars on the walls and broken glass on the floor. It was hard to imagine what had happened here before.

There was not even a bench, only some sawdust and porcelain powder.

Su Lin fixed his hair. There were four women standing neatly beside him, but two of them covered their heads and eyes, and seemed uncomfortable.

"Alas," Su Lin raised his head and asked with dull eyes as soon as he saw Xing: "What's your story?"

Surprise? Not surprising.

Even if Lu Mingfei and Zhou Mingrui came here in women's clothes to make up the numbers, he was not surprised now, and only cared about what new stories there were.

For example, an alcoholic father, a divorced mother, a broken family and a confused her

"Story?" Xing thought about it with his chin up, opened his eyes slightly, and said according to the Internet: "My girlfriend was stabbed."

Su Lin asked: "Which girlfriend of yours?"

Xing: "Firefly."

"Isn't that my girlfriend?" Su Lin shrugged, at least this guy didn't look like he was here to cause trouble.

"." Xing lowered his head and remained silent for a few seconds, then raised his head and said, "That's our girlfriend."

Su's mother suddenly felt dizzy when she heard this.

Su's father quickly supported his wife, looked at his son, and widened his eyes: "You young people are playing so much now?!"

"We are talking about games." Su Lin explained.

"I don't care whether it's a game or not, just like the question that the girl asked you before." Su's mother covered her head and pointed at Irena and said, "Who will you choose today?"

Can you say that you won't choose anyone?

"Whose phone." Xing lowered his head and picked up a phone that seemed to be blessed with various spells.

Su Lin saw at this time that behind Xing, a bunch of familiar faces were looking curiously in this direction.

Okay, okay, they are all here.

"Mine." Su Lin reached out to take it.

Xing turned the phone over, and on it was a photo of Irena when she was a child.

"I told you to delete the photos." Irena covered her dizzy head, smelling of alcohol, and said dissatisfiedly: "Are you a lolita control?!"

She opened a space crack and walked directly into it.

Fortunately, her mind was a little clearer.

"Listen to me." Su Lin wanted to explain to his parents again, pointing at the group of people, and said: "Actually, this is just a misunderstanding. We are all friends. The pink-haired girl specializes in selling sheets in the world of immortal cultivation."

"Obviously, they sell everything..." The fairy of "Everything" tried to correct.

"Shut up." Su Lin said.

The fairy of "Everything" nodded aggrievedly: "Oh."

"This is my colleague." Su Lin pointed at Zhao Shuang and said: "We treat those monks who have gone astray together. You know, I started cultivating immortals a long time ago."

Su's mother and father heard Su Lin say this, and the girls did not refute, thinking that they really misunderstood this child?

[We are all little demons, and one day we will be killed by the righteous God. ]Horaiyama Kaguya held up a small notebook.

"Speak."

"Oh."

So he is not dumb? ! Su's father and mother were shocked.

As for Luo Xiaoying... she fell asleep while standing.

"They have had enough fun, and the misunderstanding has been resolved." Su Lin clapped his hands and said, "Everyone is happy, your son is still single."

Su's mother's face fell instantly, "Useless!"

?

Su Lin's mouth twitched and he waved his hand, planning to pay the bill.

"Su Lin..."

Irena's voice came from behind. Su Lin turned around and saw the drunken and tired-eyed Witch dragging something, trying to get out of the gap.

She disappeared for another two seconds and pulled out a girl with gray hair, four or five years old, blue-purple eyes like gemstones, and wrapped in clothes several sizes too big.

It's almost like a young version of Irena.

"Yours." Irena held up the little girl with a frightened face and put it in Su Lin's hand, and said with a smile: "Bye, Hiccup."

ah?

"You two are playing like this." The young version of Irena's voice was trembling: "Don't want me to call you parents!"

Feeling the cold-to-joy eyes behind him, Su Lin took a deep breath and finally looked at the back of his hand: "6."

The Gray Witch in front walked into the dimensional rift. Seeing that the space was about to close, Su Lin quickly dropped the miniature version of Irena and chased after her directly.

Why don't you run away and continue to be tortured? !

"They have a child?" Su Tony carried the drunk Luo Shengying on his back and said word by word: "Beasts!"

Klein casually pulled up a chair and sat down. He crossed his legs on another chair in a limp posture and covered his face with a top hat.

His growling voice came from under the hat: "Yes, they have a child."