I Just Memorized The Plot. Did You Tell Me To Change The Script?

Xie Chun was led by his secretary to the conference room and sat down. When he saw the three people opposite him in formal workplace attire, he couldn't hold himself tight.

The last time he saw this scene was before traveling to Blue Star. After arriving here and becoming the eldest son of the Xie family, why would there be any need for an interview?

He turned his head and glanced at Xiang Bei, who had a reserved look on his face. He guessed that he was taking a rest in the reception room and pretended that he was here for the interview.

What should I do at this time, explain that I am here to play?

That somewhat disrespects the company, and Su Xingruo will probably laugh him to death after leaving.

So Xie Chun thought for a few seconds. Anyway, the interviewers didn't have his resume, so they just fooled him and he was passed directly.

After sneaking out from here, he walked back to the reception room without anyone noticing, pretending that nothing happened, and just waited for Su Xingruo to come find him!

I am simply a genius!

After having an idea, Xie Chungeyou leaned back on his chair, picked up the milk tea and started drinking it.

The head of the human resources department sitting in the middle was thoughtful when he saw this scene. The female HR next to him frowned slightly when she saw his actions. She didn't blame him. She just deducted some impression points in her mind: "Then the interview begins. .”

"Your name is?"

"Miyamizu San...Xie Chun."

As soon as the name came out, the head of the human resources department in the middle suddenly showed a surprised look, but it was only fleeting, and then he fiddled with the pen in his hand as usual.

"Xie Chun?" The female HR flipped through a stack of resumes and asked, "Why can't I find your resume?"

"Of course it's because I didn't vote." Xie Chun said, spreading his hands.

Xiang Bei next to him was shocked. How had he ever seen such a confident person?

No wonder when I asked in the reception room just now, he said there was no need to prepare and he didn’t even submit his resume. So what else does he need to prepare?

Seeing that he was so arrogant, the female HR no longer gave her a good look and said in a bad tone: "You didn't submit your resume, right? I don't care whose back door you came in through, our company..."

Xie Chun knew that he was about to be eliminated after hearing the other person's introduction. He raised his butt and stood up to leave when he heard the interviewer sitting in the middle took over the female HR's words:

"Our company thinks you are a very outstanding young man."

"ah?"

When the other party said this, it was not only Xie Chun who was surprised. The two interviewers next to him quickly stopped him: "Supervisor, this is not in compliance with the regulations."

The male supervisor waved his hand to the two interviewers to calm down, and said, "For an outstanding talent like Mr. Xie, you can't see the bright spots in him based on your resume."

"As for the regulations? As HR, we must have the spirit of recruiting talents in an eclectic way. You still have a lot to learn."

Xie Chun was stunned at that time. He was not stupid. When he saw the situation, he knew that the fat man in the middle probably recognized him.

The female HR next to me couldn't figure out the situation and could only continue the interview process: "Introduce yourself."

"My name is Xie Chun. I am 21 years old. I live in the villa area in the northeast of Lucheng. I am unmarried. I smoke, drink, and perm my hair. I don't go to bed until 11 o'clock in the evening. I have to sleep for 8 hours a day and sleep until dawn. I will never leave fatigue and stress until the next day, the doctors said I am normal."

As he said that, Xie Chun took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and lit it: "Look, I'm addicted to cigarettes. I can't do it without smoking one. You don't mind, right?"

The eyes facing north next to him had gradually changed from initial surprise to horror.

The male supervisor's smile remained unabated: "As a man, it's normal to be a little addicted to cigarettes. Now that you tell me, I'm also addicted to cigarettes. Can you give me one?"

Xie Chun handed over one speechlessly, looked at Xiang Bei whose eyes almost popped out, gave him one, and sang casually:

"♪Traditional cigarettes, I'm the most reliable, show me how you smoke~♪"

Xiang Bei was still thinking that this was an interview, but seeing the other two people lighting up and starting to smoke, he gritted his teeth and took out a lighter and lit it for himself.

"Your company culture is quite friendly to the people." Xie Chun had to give this evaluation.

"It's just so so. We have always been people-oriented." The supervisor smiled and said: "Next, you can introduce your interests, hobbies and expertise."

Does it count as my specialty if I am rich?

Xie Chun considered his words: "Smoking, drinking, perming my hair, flirting with girls, and playing games. These are my basic hobbies."

Next to him, Xiang Bei, who was hesitating and vomiting, put down his cigarette unconsciously. Damn, can you at least pick some positive hobbies?

"Very good!" The supervisor clapped his hands repeatedly: "When you smoke, you can't help but smoke like you just did. It reflects your super social skills. Drinking is an essential skill at work. Interpersonal communication always requires drinking to maintain."

"Perming your hair shows that you have the courage to accept new things, which is a quality our company urgently needs. Playing games exercises your super reaction ability, and flirting with girls reflects your own charm. Just imagine how an unattractive person can flirt with girls. ?"

The supervisor concluded: "What our company needs is a sociable, quick-thinking, and charming newcomer like you!"

"Is this okay?" The female HR next to her cursed on the spot.

Xie Chun's eyes twitched crazily and he added, "You misunderstood. My communication skills are really poor and I am quite introverted."

"Introversion shows that you are a focused and serious person. You talk less, ask less, listen more, and see more. It also shows your maturity and stability." The supervisor nodded confidently.

Xie Chun couldn't help it anymore. He looked at himself holding a cigarette in one hand and holding milk tea in the other, slumping on the chair: "I am still mature and stable like me?"

"Look, you already have a self-deprecating spirit with high emotional intelligence, self-confidence and humor, and enough courage to face the depths of your heart. You must have a strong sense of teamwork."

"Brother, are you kidding me?"

Xie Chun has lived for so many years, and this is the first time he has seen someone who can tell lies with open eyes. None of his subordinates can tell lies like him.

"Isn't that right!" The supervisor tapped the table lightly: "You call me big brother, which shows that you are a loyal person with a full sense of responsibility. When you come to the company, you can treat your colleagues as relatives and your leaders as your best friends. That's right. Rare work-oriented talents!”

"Holy shit!"

Xie Chun didn't believe it anymore. He put down the milk tea and slapped the table: "I feel like this company is terrible right now, and I hate you very much!"

If you try to be more polite this time, labor and management won’t believe you and they won’t be able to cure you?

The supervisor's smile never faded. Even this difficulty was trying to resist my determination to flatter me?

I saw him slamming the table, standing up on the spot, and said in an passionate tone: "That's right, our company needs people like you who dare to give advice and have a strong sense of criticism. With people like you, the company can become bigger and bigger." Be strong and create greater glory!”

"Congratulations, Mr. Xie, you passed today's interview perfectly. Now I will personally take you to sign the contract!"

"..."

Xie Chun's eyes darkened.