I just want players to save money, but I was made the richest man

A real man does what he says!

Lao Hao held his breath and concentrated, and directly launched a charge on the second level!

The first obstacle is not difficult. It consists of three spikes arranged in a △△△ pattern.

But the old man who was too big at the first level did not believe that these three spikes were harmless to humans and animals.

"Brothers, watch out. According to this author's urine, he will definitely set a trap here."

"That's all we need to do at this point."

"Hook! Hook! Hook! Hook! Seduce!" Lao Hao said as he started to operate, controlling the kid to take off.

I jumped, but not completely. Every time I was about to jump halfway, I would go back the same way.

After trying this for more than a dozen times, Lao Hao discovered.

"Is there really no trap?"

The three spikes seemed to be welded in place, motionless.

"You told me earlier, I'll jump if you don't cheat me..."

The old man's voice had just fallen, and he controlled the kid to jump over the spikes skillfully, just as he stood firm.

The three spikes moved quickly to the right with lightning speed, and then immediately moved back.

If you don't look carefully, you can't even tell they've moved.

But just these few frames are enough to kill a kid.

"Huh??" Lao Hao was dumbfounded.

Danmaku laughed even louder.

"Keep hooking, why don't you hook?"

"Cause of death: If there is no trap, I will jump"

"You think the author is on the first level, but in fact he is watching you from the eighteenth level of hell."

The old man scratched his head: "Brothers, don't worry, failure is success. At least we have information now."

"Just now I just brushed the edge of the spikes. The designer may have guessed that many players would do this, so they set up a trap here. This is not a trick for players. I can only say that I would do it if it were me. Design it this way.”

"Now I just need a big jump!"

"Y! Look, look!" Lao Hao controlled kid to jump again. This time he pressed the jump button with all his strength. Kid's foothold was a little farther than before.

Visible to the naked eye, the three spikes moved toward the right, but then quickly returned without harming the kid at all.

Safety!

"What did I say? This is not easy..."

The words have not yet finished.

Suddenly, the three spikes began to expand two-dimensionally like the protons of the Trisolaran. The sashimi became larger and thicker, extending infinitely towards the left and right sides.

"Bah!"

Quickly stab the kid who was standing there in a daze to death!

"No...this is crazy..." Lao Hao gasped and clenched his fists.

The barrage was laughing like crazy.

"Cause of death: This is not easy!"

"Cause of death: All it takes is a big jump!"

"Old Man: This author plays psychology, I can't beat him!"

"Author: You like to rub edges, don't you? Come on, I'll let you rub them hard enough!"

Lao Hao took a deep breath and forced himself to become calm inside.

I am here to play games.

Not to be played by games.

In the past, my life was too smooth, and I had never seen such a perverted game, so my defense was somewhat broken.

But as long as I adjust my emotions and put all my defense power into my mentality, I won't break my defense.

…

10 minutes later.

"I'm playing with your mother!!!" Lao Hao slapped the table hard.

A full ten minutes.

Don't talk about the second level.

He hasn't even passed the first level of the second level yet!

The three spikes seemed to be on a collision course with him.

First kill him by flashing, then expand and kill him in two dimensions.

After Lao Hao learned his lesson, he started walking to the right as soon as he landed on the ground.

As long as I run fast enough, your two-dimensional expansion speed can't catch up with me!

Who knows the outcome.

Suddenly, a row of spikes sprouted from the wall on the right, piercing straight toward the kid in the shape of flying knives.

Die again!

After Lao Hao finally discovered that the initial two-dimensional expansion of the three spikes turned out to have a length limit.

After reaching a certain distance, it will start to shrink.

As long as you are stuck at the extreme distance, you can avoid it by quickly turning around and running back before the flying knife on the right hits your face.

The result was just when he was about to do this.

Turn around.

The ground was originally solid and safe.

Collapsed...

One step in the air caused the kid to fall directly from the platform and out of the screen.

The words GAME OVER appeared again.

"Wang Defa!!! Why is there even a hole in the ground!" The unexpected unfolding made Lao Xiu unbearable and he roared loudly.

Damn you!

How dark and twisted must the producer of this game be to be able to design such a level...

The old man was howling wildly, but the barrage was laughing wildly.

"Hahahaha... I can't do it anymore. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts."

"The cute girl laughed so hard that even my aunt almost spit out a few drops."

"Cute girl in front, hurry up! Drop it into my mouth!"

"..."

"This game is so exciting and has such a program effect! The designer is simply a talent!"

"Talent? Genius! Leave the hospital directly!"

"Gravograph seems to have calculated everything. Every time I think I won't die, I will die next time. I really can't stand it anymore."

Although the game was painful to play, Lao Sha, who died repeatedly, was able to get some feel for it.

Finally, after dying for the 100th time, he finally set foot on the second level.

The second obstacle is a pair of symmetrical thorns.

One is on the ground and the other is hanging upside down from the wall above. The two combine to form the image of an hourglass.

There is only a small space left in the middle for passage.

Lao She couldn't help but sweat stains appeared on his palms.

The intensity has increased.

If the first barrier is just a matter of the direction of the pits, you only need to pay attention to avoid all the pits to pass.

Then the second barrier is a technical one.

Don't jump too high or you'll hit the thorns above.

It cannot be too low, otherwise it will be penetrated by the thorns below.

He swallowed, looked nervous, carefully found the right moment, and jumped slightly.

Jumping through the thorns flawlessly!

Suddenly, he was as excited as a victorious general. He raised his chest and raised his head and started to show off: "Huh? That's it? Is it that simple?"

"What is Gaosou! This is Gaosou!"

"It's not my fault. If it were you, you would be stabbed hundreds of times by this hourglass. Ha!"

The barrage suddenly became unhappy.

"It's bad, he tricked me!"

"Damn, he's so strong, I'm so disgusted!"

"Have you really been fooled by him? Gravograph, you can't do anything! Why don't you set up a trap to make him sick?"

Lao Hao glanced at the barrage and said proudly: "Meng? Brothers, you can lead randomly, but you can't say nonsense."

"What is Meng? Is it so difficult to admit that the anchor is very strong?"

The old man regretted it as soon as he finished speaking.

Because he discovered that just after jumping over the hourglass thorn, a bright-colored apple suddenly appeared outside the lens of the screen on the right.

If you look at an apple at first, you don’t know its fruit, but if you look at it again, you’re already a fugitive.

The apple in this game can be said to have left a deep psychological shadow on Lao Hao.

One more look will scare you.

What's even more despairing is.

The apple was slowly moving in the direction of the kid, blocking his path.

Slow, and at certain moments the feeling of oppression will be stronger.

"What should I do?" Lao Hao didn't dare to drink anymore. He glanced around anxiously, but unfortunately he couldn't find any other way out.

Then, there is only one last way left...

Go back the way you came!

After swallowing, he looked at the cold glow on the hourglass thorn again.

There was no sense of pressure at the beginning, and there was no time limit. He could jump when he was right.

But now there is an apple trailing behind me.

There's not much time left for kid!

Grit your heart and bite your teeth.

Rush!

With trembling hands, Lao Hao gently pressed the jump key, and at the same time pressed the ← key to micro-control the direction.

Good news, it really jumped over!

bad news.

Another apple popped up on the left.

"Why the hell are you still there!" Lao Hao's despair at this moment was like saying the safe word but the other party refused to stop.

But there was no other way to go, so he could only turn back again from the direction of the hourglass thorn.

As the saying goes, do it again and again, never again.

The 'dog hole' that I managed to get through the first two times was finally thwarted the third time.

The kid died suddenly, and GAME OVER appeared.

"Wang Defa!!! Wang Defa!!!!" Three times! Three times! The angry old man cursed loudly.

If you die here, you have to start over from the save point.

It’s simply torture…

The barrage was laughing like crazy.

"Hahahaha! It seems like it!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, is the anchor's name Wang Defa? Why is he calling his name/dog head all night long?"

"Come now, feel comfortable, let me get you a cup!"

"I really like what Lao Xiu said: "Is it so difficult to admit that the anchor is strong?"

"Qingshi is, I said Qingshi is strong, but it's just that the game designer is strong, and he has a direct handle on the psychological aspect."

"Get rid of the mugger, it will make you look at my carvings!/Pout"

Looking at the lively barrage that filled the screen, Lao Fei twisted his lips and took out his cell phone with a sneer.

Humph, you forced me to do this.

It seems that I have to use my blue and green modifier!

Recharge interface, start!

When he just clicked on the recharge pop-up window, the barrage was not happy.

"Hey, why are you still using the plug-in?"

"That's right."

Lao Hao was thick-skinned anyway, so he smiled and said: "This game is so good, wouldn't it be normal to support the author?"

"Besides, if I die two to three hundred times in one night, wouldn't you have no experience watching it?"

The barrage collectively rolled their eyes.

"No, no, no, no, we have such a great viewing experience."

"I woke up late at night because my dad was laughing. He got up and beat me up. Now I can only hide in bed and laugh secretly."

"It's boring. It's boring to charge money."

Ignoring the barrage of complaints, Wang Defa... No, Lao Ha still resolutely recharged!

What else to do? With how crazy this designer is, Lao Hao doesn't know how much suffering awaits him in this level.

"I have to say that the author of this game is quite conscientious. You can actually buy 10 resurrection coins for one dollar? And you can resurrect in the same place." Lao Hao glanced at the recharge interface.

The benefits that popped up made him call out to the conscientious author in his heart.

1 yuan and 10 resurrection coins?

I have never seen such a conscientious person in my life!

Even if I spend one night on Krypton Resurrection Coins, I can pass this level, and it probably won’t even cost 20 yuan.

But soon, he realized something was wrong.

The 10 resurrection coins can be used for a while in other games, but in iwanna, they are almost exhausted in just a few minutes.

When he opened the recharge interface and was about to recharge another dollar.

Suddenly, he found that the one-yuan recharge interface was missing...

Instead, there is another interface called ‘Gold Level Exclusive Gift Pack’.

When I clicked on the paid content, I felt numb.

100 yuan, five resurrection coins?

"No... I just praised your conscience, but you turned into a profiteer?" The corner of Lao Hao's mouth twitched.

I don’t even know how to describe this extremely counter-logical recharge system.

But the group of people in the barrage smiled when they saw the old man's deflated appearance.

"Okay, okay! Not only do you do the game, but you also do the recharge interface, right? You did a great job!"

"The author of this game can play psychology on the recharge interface to manipulate the player's mentality? That's outrageous!"

"I want to laugh, brothers. The anchor's expression is in sharp contrast to the recharge interface. It's so funny, hahahaha!"

Ignoring the banter of the barrage, the old man gritted his teeth and chose to recharge.

100 yuan is not much considering his current size.

The audience likes to watch it, so why not.

As a result, the five resurrection coins bought for 100 yuan were quickly used up.

When he opened the recharge interface for the third time.

There are no more gold gift packages.

It was directly upgraded to a diamond gift package by the game author.

And the contents of the gift pack...

The main theme is outrageous.

500 yuan, a resurrection coin.

"Thank you so much for helping me upgrade my gift pack!" Lao Xuan's eyes darkened in anger.

Not only does this guy make a perverted game, but his recharge interface is also perverted, right?

The barrage exploded directly through the ground, and '6666' filled the screen overwhelmingly.

"Good, good, hard and good!"

"Am I here to see this? Yes, I am here to see this!"

"I took Gravograph for a physical examination and found that there was no carbon at all. The doctor told me that this was no longer something that carbon-based organisms could produce."

"I announce that after this recharge interface comes out, Gravon will directly become a god! Gravon will super evolve and become a god!"

"Carve Jin? Ban krypton! In my game, no one can even think about krypton gold!"

"A game author really takes great pains to prevent players from making money! He really... forgot about the rest."

"It's so funny, this game designer is so unique, isn't he? I love him!"

A large number of barrage provided more popularity to Laohua's live broadcast room.

It was already late at night, and many anchors had turned off the broadcast to take a rest.

As soon as the homeless viewers saw that a live broadcast room was so popular, they all came in to find out.

As soon as I came in, I saw the 'very cost-effective' krypton gold project, the anchor's gloomy face, and the screen full of 'hahahaha'.

He couldn't help being amused and chose to stay and watch.

Lao Hao originally cursed this extremely unreasonable content of krypton gold in his heart.

Even though the current game market has been forcing players to spend more money, your recharge content is too outrageous.

As a result, he found himself after trying out the game.

The number of fans increased by 5,000 overnight.

These are all living people.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has directly exceeded the one million mark for the first time in his life from the original two to three hundred thousand!

Although there were not many big gifts, the small gifts added up to a lot, and I bought him thousands of dollars in one night.

Furthermore.

These passer-by fans can create additional value for themselves in the future.

From a long-term perspective, nothing will be lost.

"Could it be that everyone likes to see me being taken advantage of and charging some meaningless money?" Lao Hao muttered in his heart.

"If that's the case... then it's really not a loss after conversion. Even if I spend 10,000 yuan, I can make it back in a few days. The fans I retain in the future are all active fans, and I can still get a raise." Contract salary.”

No matter how you look at it, it's all beneficial and harmless.

good! Recharged!

Lao Hao gritted his teeth, opened the blue and green modifier, and roared.

"Brothers, I keep my word. If I clear the second level today, I will clear the second level! Even if krypton penetrates the surface of the earth, I will do it! Let's wait and see!"

————

It's half past three in the morning.

A time when everyone is asleep.

Ke Jin couldn't sleep.

He put his arms behind his head and stared at the dark ceiling in a daze.

you say.

Why are there always stupid people with too much money in this world?

Why didn't I meet any of them in my previous life, but in this life, everyone is as good as a Bodhisattva and rushes to give me money?

My own version of "iwanna" has only been released for a few hours.

The total number of downloads has not exceeded 100.

Just when he was done, the system suddenly reminded him that task B failed.

What? Failed the mission?

Ke Jin quickly got up and looked at the system water, and he felt numb.

It was clearly displayed on the huge system interface.

Game: I wanna

First day turnover: 16,867 yuan

[Warm reminder from the system: Your task B has failed, please don’t be discouraged and keep trying! 】

…

After several failures, Kejin has long since lost his original impetuousness and has become mature and steady.

This time, he was no longer hysterical or singing.

Instead, he sighed silently.

"There are still many bad people in this world."

After several failures, Kejin finally realized the problem.

The recharge limit must be strictly locked!

You can't protect yourself from the fact that there are always players in this world who are looking for novelties or are crazy.

His reasons for spending money are all bizarre. He could be spending money to celebrate when his neighbor next door gave birth to a baby.

He can also be the old one and get a lot of gold coins. He quickly made an order with a smile.

Even if the goddess sent a message at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night and said, "Come and give me a quick push", he wouldn't move, and he would bite his back molars and force a blow.

Anyway, the world is so big and full of wonders.

For this kind of player, you can set a recharge level of 1,000 yuan or 500 yuan, but the rewards are rubbish.

It's useless, that's all nonsense.

Inertial thinking has been developed for a long time. They don't even care about the content of krypton gold. As long as they recharge and consume, they will feel happy.

Where can you reason with him?

In order to prevent this kind of thing from happening again in the future.

Ke Jin thought clearly.

For the next game, the recharge limit must be strictly locked.

They have no place to spend their money!

The minimum recharge is one yuan, right?

Recharge one yuan, and I will give you a benefit of one hundred yuan. In addition to the gift package, this one hundred yuan also comes with a one yuan discount voucher.

You must use this 1-1 yuan voucher when you recharge next time.

"You like charging, don't you? Charging for everything will only harm you!"

"This time, let me see how you recharge!"

"I don't believe I will fail again!" Ke Jin clenched his fists and vowed.