I Just Want to Be a Quiet Top Student

Twenty-six students from the math camp were taken to a small classroom by instructors, including twenty-five boys and one girl.

"Hey, Shen Qi, look, there is a girl." Zhou Yuan sat next to Shen Qi, as if discovering a new world.

"A girl who can enter the math camp must have something special." Shen Qi has never met a female teammate from the school math competition team to the provincial team and then to the national team.

There is a blackboard hanging in front of the classroom, and there are two people standing in front of the blackboard, one fat and one thin.

Fat people are older, thin people are younger. The older ones are instructors and the younger ones are assistants.

"Every student, please be quiet." The fat man said cheerfully, more approachable: "My surname is Sun, and my name is Sun Erxiong. I am from the Northeast. I am the instructor of this Golden Autumn Math Camp. You call me Teacher Sun and Lao Sun. It's all possible. Don't get me wrong, my Sun Erxiong and Sun Erniang are absolutely not related. I work in the School of Mathematical Sciences of Yanda University and have never opened a black shop. My old grandson has traveled all over the world with a sincere conscience .”

Hehehe.

The students in the audience burst into laughter, amused by Sun Erxiong.

Sun Erxiong went on to say: "I was born in a rural area, my parents are not well-educated, and I have an older sister. I am the second child, so I called him Sun Erxiong. The young man next to me is my assistant Qian Fang. The two of us will share with our classmates. We had a pleasant twenty days together. Alright, I have finished my self-introduction, and then I would like to invite each of the twenty-six students to make a brief self-introduction."

Sun Erxiong had a list in his hand, which was the list of twenty-six students in the mathematics camp. He called by name: "Student Ding Hai, please introduce yourself first."

A small boy stood up and said, "Hello, everyone. My name is Ding Hai. Ding is the Ding of a strong man, and the sea is the sea of ​​the sea. I am from the No. 1 High School Attached to Central China Normal University. I like mathematics very much. I have won the championship of the National Mathematics Elite Competition." , Nice to meet you all, thank you."

"Okay, student Ding Hai is very remarkable. He is the champion of the national mathematics competition. Come on, let us give Ding Hai the warmest applause." Sun Erxiong took the lead in applauding with a smile.

clap clap.

There was symbolic applause from the audience, but it was not too enthusiastic.

Zhou Yu'an clapped his hands lightly twice, and complained in a low voice: "This guy from the No. 1 High School Affiliated to Central China Normal University is not good at emotional intelligence. Who can enter the mathematics camp of Yanda University, who has never won the championship in mathematics competition? The second-level league like the mathematics elite competition What's the matter, isn't he asking for a slap in the face? Wait a moment, Shen Qi, when you open your mouth, hello everyone, my name is Shen Qi, and I once won the IMO championship with a full score... Hehe, wait for the boss Shen Qi to pretend."

Shen Qi didn't speak, he silently observed the environment of the classroom, as well as each student, the fat instructor, and the thin assistant.

Sun Erxiong winked at the thin man's assistant. The thin man's assistant operated a remote control, swiped and pulled, and a curtain slowly fell over the blackboard. The projector hanging on the classroom ceiling started at the same time, projecting light onto the front screen.

The skinny assistant plugged in a data cable to the laptop in front of him, and saw a line of clear text on the screen: "If the apple is enlarged to the size of the earth, how big are the atoms in the apple?"

Sun Erxiong still smiled and asked: "Student Ding Hai, can you clearly see what is projected on the screen?"

Ding Hai: "Yes."

Sun Erxiong: "Excuse me, how big are the atoms in an apple? This has nothing to do with mathematics, it's just a comprehensive test of common sense. Ding Hai, just give the answer you think is correct."

"This..." Ding Hai was caught off guard. After introducing himself, he still has to answer the question? Is this Yan University's rule for entertaining Mengxin?

Ding Hai gestured to draw circles in the air: "It's so spicy."

"How big is spicy? Please elaborate, student Ding Hai. For example, as big as a football, or as big as a basketball?" Sun Erxiong reminded.

"Football is so big." Ding Hai said.

Sun Erxiong nodded and said with a pleasant smile: "The most correct answer is that if the apple is enlarged to the size of the earth, then the atoms in the apple will be as big as the original apple. Well, Ding Hai's answer is relatively close, please Sit down. Don’t be nervous if you’re fine, as I said just now, this is just a common sense test, a routine. Alright, let’s invite Wang Sheng to introduce himself.”

Wang Sheng stood up and introduced himself. My name is Wang Sheng, the king of the king, the victory of victory, from Hengshui High School...

A new common sense test question was switched on the screen: "Among the following substances, which one is non-toxic: cadmium acetate, methylmercury, BAL, arsenous acid, yellow dan powder?"

"This... after the physical and chemical tests? Is this a common-sense test?" Zhou Yu'an began to complain again, "Seriously, I know that cadmium, mercury, and arsenic are poisonous, but what the hell are BAL and yellow dan powder?"

Wang Sheng hesitated for a long time and finally gave the answer: "Huang Dan powder is non-toxic."

"Wrong." Shen Qi shook his head, "I also forgot what yellow dan powder is, but I know that BAL is an antidote. My family has this thing, and my mother brought it back from the hospital."

Under the curtain, Sun Erxiong smiled kindly: "The chemical formula of yellow dan powder is lead oxide, which is widely used in the production of preserved eggs. Yellow dan powder is not highly toxic, at most it can cause chronic poisoning. Well, Wang Sheng's answer is very close, please sit down. By the way, the non-toxic of the five substances is BAL, that is, dimercaptopropanol, which is a chemical antidote and is specially used to treat heavy metal poisoning. Dear students , this is a general knowledge comprehensive test for the math camp, it's a routine, don't be nervous if you're fine."

"The general knowledge comprehensive test has nothing to do with mathematics. It's all questions from other subjects. This touches the blind spot of my knowledge. It's such a tricky question, what the hell are Huang Danfen and BAL." Zhou Yu'an complained habitually.

"Hey, Zhou Yu'an, have you noticed the pattern?" Shen Qi whispered vigilantly.

Zhou Yu'an nodded: "Ding first and then king, the order of the fat instructor's roll call is based on the strokes of the surname. There are seven strokes in Shen characters and eight strokes in Zhou characters. You introduce yourself in front of me, and you have to randomly answer a common-sense question."

Shen Qi looked at the thin assistant in the corner who seemed to have no sense of presence: "This is the first, and the second is that the thin assistant is recording the answers to common-sense questions. The fat instructor's question is just a cover. It is estimated that they are secretly rating us."

Zhou Yu'an frowned: "The fat man is Yan Luo with a smiling face, and the skinny man is a ruthless judge who answers a wrong question and gets beaten afterward?"

Sun Erxiong continued to roll the roll and asked other students to introduce themselves in turn.

Wang Ruixin, Tian Zhiyuan, Jiang Yongming, Liu Junfeng, Liu Bolin, Li Huayang... Sure enough, they were named according to the strokes of their surnames. Most of these students came from top high schools across the country, and all of them won awards in various mathematics competitions.

The general knowledge test questions on the screen are constantly updated, covering physics, chemistry, biology, history, geography, literature, international and domestic news... involving all fields, except mathematics.

Some of the first ten people answered correctly, and some answered incorrectly. The question bank was randomly selected. The general knowledge test questions are not esoteric theories, but test the breadth of knowledge of the students.

At this time, Sun Erxiong glanced at the list in his hand, looked up and locked on a student in the classroom, his smile was so bright that he squinted his eyes until he couldn't laugh anymore: "Next, let's give the most enthusiastic applause , Welcome to the National Finals Full Score Champion and IMO Full Score Champion——Shen Qi!"

Hey, Fat Old Sun, you talk a lot, why did you finish all my lines, this makes me pretend so lightly. Shen Qi stood up and introduced himself: "My name is Shen Qi. I love learning, reading books, and running. I have passed the exam and written papers. I am currently compiling textbooks. All in all, I am very ordinary. Thank you, the introduction is over. .”

"Student Shen Qi, you are not ordinary, you are very, very remarkable, Yanda University welcomes you!" Sun Erxiong applauded happily.

clap clap.

The applause from the audience was warmer than before.

"Knowing that he is the IMO champion, have you ever thought about being the champion again?"

"Ever written a paper?"

"Writing textbooks?"

"I can't afford it, I can't afford it."

The other students talked a lot.

"I'm an ordinary boss, and the most deadly is invisible pretense." Zhou Yu'an smiled and applauded, giving full marks to this wave of coercion.