I Just Want To Farm
In response to the Mid-Autumn Festival post event, I wrote too much. As a side story, I will send ou
The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and the heavens are very lively these days, with vast clouds and colorful brocades, as far as the imagination can reach, to the limit of imagination.
All over the world, all the tyrants from all worlds went to celebrate the festival. As the actual manager of the ground ruling class in the overlord of this dimension, Zhuge Shiyin helped Zuo Wei deal with affairs on a daily basis, and talked about giving gifts to the heavens.
Zuo Wei, who was sitting on the sofa with her feet crossed and flipping through magazines, responded casually: "Mid-Autumn Festival, why don't we give mooncakes?"
Well, that's the truth, but the other party is the heaven, who is in the heaven, don't you have any mental points?
Zhuge Shiyin, who was sitting behind the desk, paid the amount with one hand, turned the pen with her bare hands, her beautiful eyes swayed slightly, and she glanced over.
"Ah, do you mean you want me to deliver mooncakes to His Majesty Shao Siming? Young Master Wuming, have you forgotten who she is?"
Commander less, let alone follow Li, who is the ruler of today's world, who speaks one word, controls the power almost ruthlessly, and is quite careless.
In her heart, she was afraid that she couldn't let go of the world, because she had already obtained it.
Zuo Wei thought for a while and said, "That's 999 mooncakes?"
Zhuge Shiyin was silent for a moment, her eyes darkened, as if she was thinking about this possibility.
Nalan Qingcheng, who was watching TV, couldn't hold back, put down the remote control, and said, "If you give 999 mooncakes, I guess she will personally drop 999 scourges on Zuo Wei where you sleep."
Zuo Wei was shocked, put down the magazine, with a look of surprise on his face, "Why me! Why can't it be you? I'm so innocent!"
You are innocent? Pooh!
Zhuge Shiyin and Nalan Qingcheng both hated her.
However, this person seemed to really feel that he was extremely innocent, and he also seriously found some scapegoats for himself.
"Wuma Yunxi recently came on vacation. She made predictions and fortune-telling everywhere, and she always made lotteries. She always intimidated people. It's too bad! Give her three scourges! Qian Yubing came to me two days ago to talk about cultivation, see For the sake of her eagerness to learn, give her five scourges. Duan Longyue is at least the young plum of the young commander, and has a good relationship, so let's get a few more, ten scourges, and then Ye Luobin, She is thick-skinned, so she can resist a little more, 15 times, and then Mira Qingsi, who is also the Lord of Shura, I gave her a luxury sea view villa to live in, so she should also resist a few more..."
She babbled, just like the financial head of a big company who settles accounts during the holidays, and she also showed her scumbag nature in the details.
Is it a person?
Obviously not.
Nalan Qingcheng: "She hasn't read me yet, did she consider my low cultivation base and thin skin?"
Zhuge Shiyin: "I think it's because she really has too many little friends, and she is considering a reasonable distribution of rain and dew."
On the other side, Tantai Jingzang, who was reading a book, was in a turbulent mood, no matter how indifferent and elegant he was. He sighed, "I hope you don't give it to me..."
The scourge of Shao Siming is really not something ordinary people can bear.
Just as he finished speaking, Zuo Wei clicked on her.
By the way, Dugu Yiren is also counted.
I really don't miss any of them.
Tantai Jingzang's eyebrows stretched and profound IELTS, a book full of indifference and far-reaching, heard the words, rubbed the texture of the paper with his fingertips, and smiled slightly: "I am sending a letter to Robin."
Zuo Wei: "Huh? Then I will withdraw her and replace her with someone else..."
Bah, you know how to bully soft-tempered people!
All the girls spurned her, and at this moment, the door opened, and someone stood outside in self-cultivation.
The sleeves are full of dignity and elegance, just like the maple red is full of cinnabar in autumn.
Suo Luo Qingsi's brows and eyes were lightly fixed, and he met everyone's eyes, thoughtfully, "Let me ask about the mid-autumn going to heaven, what kind of eyes are you...?"
Zhuge Shiyin got in touch with her a lot because of government affairs, so she got up to welcome her and said with a smile, "Considering about giving gifts?"
Suoluo nodded thoughtfully: "Ask freely."
Zhuge Shiyin: "Then I will convey Zuo Wei's proposal at will..."
In the next second, her mouth was covered by the teleporting Zuo Wei.
No you don't want to.
Even if you wanted to, you couldn't say it.
Even if you can say it, I won't let you say it!
But Tantai Jingzang, who is well versed in the sound of bitter cicadas, said it.
After Suo Luo listened thoughtfully, he looked deeply at Zuo Yiyi's eyes, and said quietly: "Thank you for your concern."
The Lord Shura's death eyes are still very lethal, but she has the appearance and demeanor that overwhelms the strict Shura.
It's really embarrassing.
Embarrassed, Zuo Wei went back to the sofa and hugged the fat crab pillow, as if hugging himself who had no place to rest his heart, and muttered: "My idea is right, 999 mooncakes are not enough? No more, she is worth 999 mooncakes."
Suo Luo thought: "Oh, I recorded it."
Zuo Wei was shocked, the crab pillow was about to be strangled to death by her!
"Qingsi!! Are you...are you human?!! Who brought you down? Tell me, I'll kill her!"
"you."
"..."
Zhuge Shiyin also quite disagreed, "Qingsi, you are so bad, Zuo Wei is our good friend anyway, how can we record?"
After a pause, she murmured with a smile: "Your one is incomplete, there is only one sentence. I have the full version here, and I will send it to you later?"
Nalan Qingcheng: "Give me a copy too."
Tantai Jingzang: "Is it possible to send a group message? Wuhui's birthday is coming soon, I will give her a birthday present."
Zuo Wei felt that he had to divert everyone's attention, so he said wittily: "Hey, you guys have heard about the masters of the next few universes... there are all beautiful girls over there."
After she finished speaking, the icy and snowy air came in. The girls turned around and saw a light frost on the huge glass window, and the icy air lingered and condensed the divine body of Qian Yubing. She appeared and leaned against the Zhu Zi folded his arms around his chest and said indifferently: "Why do you need to hear about this kind of thing? Didn't you, as the master of the plane, contact you personally?"
Zhuge Shiyin was curious: "Is it really that beautiful?"
They are not only the pinnacle of cultivation in this universe, in terms of appearance, it seems to be directly proportional to the level of cultivation, so she is very interested-could it be that the universes next door have also taken such an abnormal route?
Qian Yubing nodded, and said concisely: "It's not just beautiful."
Speaking of this topic, Zuo Wei felt that he was very successful in changing the subject, so Le Taotao said: "Over there in the Eastern Universe, Jie, that high priest Sui Yi is really extreme, I have never seen her like this A person who is so handsome can really be called a goddess, but there is an eldest sister in her family who has a bad temper, she looks like eyeballs, and I didn't take a shovel to dig her Chinese cabbage, eh , really."
Ye Luobin came back just in time, and the black air gathered. After sitting down, he raised his long legs, poured a glass of wine, took a sip, and looked at her with a half-smile.
"Hearing what you mean, the rest of us are not counted?"
What kind of person is Zuo Wei? He calmed down, looking forward with his eyebrows and eyes, handsome and elegant, and said: "It's not true, it's just that his heart is not black after all."
The implication is—you scumbags present here are black-hearted! Hack me! Bad for me! Baby doesn't like you anymore!
Suo Luoqingsi and Ye Luobin lightly sneered, but did not hate her, but Qian Yubing, who has always been reticent, seemed to be quite interested in this topic, "There are also two universes in the southwest..."
As soon as she mentioned it, Zuo Wei naturally went on to say, "Dai Li in the Southern Universe is quite an interesting person. I still have a chat with her, but I heard that she was the reincarnation of the Great Emperor Zhang Yuan. Then Zhang Yuan, I have seen it in the Mirror of Floating Life of Reincarnation, he is indeed a transcendent character, and I don’t know how many girls’ hearts he captured back then, but probably because of reincarnation, he is bound by many bonds, and I heard that there is also a wife... Love words, a very unusual character, who sacrificed his body to the oven of heaven and earth. There is also a zombie empress, I never thought that zombies can be like that..."
Ye Luobin was very good at focusing on key points, and asked maliciously, "Are they all good-looking?"
Zuo Wei knew that this was a pit, so he immediately leaped vigorously, stepped over the pit, and said, "It's the kind of beauty that we can't imagine but we can bear."
Even if she crossed the pit, she was to the point, and the evaluation was very real - just because she couldn't bear to discredit her.
After all, even the previous male body of Dai Li was praised by her. With the vision of Zuo Wei who has seen such beautiful men as Kong Kong and Situ Jingxuan, it is naturally extremely demanding in terms of good looks.
She treats men like this, and she is surrounded by a group of stunning women, not to mention how high the standard of beauty for women is.
Most people in the world have expectations for happiness, and so are the girls. If the four universes get in touch more in the future, Zhuge Shiyin will undoubtedly have a lot of contact with each other, so she asked a few more questions.
"What about the western universe?"
"West..."
"There's someone named Gu Ye, maybe she." Zuo Wei pondered for a while, then said, "It's a bit of a monster."
She has seen Sui Yi and Dai Li. The two leaders have completely different temperaments and different personalities, but compared with that Gu Yi, they are all the same—at least they are not demons.
"Demon?" Ye Luobin was still a little concerned about this description, "Why, seduced you?"
Zuo Wei was silent for a while, and smiled wryly.
"Teasing me."
Women: "..."
What kind of girl is that?
"And then? Did you just let her tune in? Or did you play tricks on her too?"
Ye Luobin has a bad heart and a poisonous mouth, and left and right didn't give Zuo the only way to survive.
Zuo Wei glanced at her, and said lightly: "No, I didn't do anything, but Shao Si Ming took a look at her."
Then?
"She's cowardly."
"..."
Well, no matter how demonic he is, he is probably a coward at heart.
All the girls glanced at Zuo Wei, and their expressions were quite consistent - subtle.
It can be judged from the verbal information-except for the high priest, the other two universes in the three directions of the east, west and south are not serious at all.
I'm afraid it's almost the same as my own.
"There is still the north, any news?" Qian Yubing poured a glass of water for Zuo Wei.
"A few days ago, Yunxi and I were surveying the universe and stars in the heavens, and we could feel that the three-dimensional universe pattern has been fixed, but there seems to be a change in the north, and the situation is unpredictable, and the unpredictable change seems to affect us. There’s a bit of an impact here too.”
Qian Yubing's fingertips were icy cold, and even the water in the glass became just right refreshing.
Zuo Wei took it, thought for a while, and said: "Shao Siming and I also went to see it that day. The situation is indeed a bit complicated, so I had a brief contact with the three-party universe before, and I was sure that they also got the induction. , let’s get together so we can discuss what’s going on in the north.”
After a pause, Zuo Wei's original sloppiness became a little more introverted and domineering.
"If it's a threat, you should cut it off."
So, it's time to wait for the Mid-Autumn Festival.
All the girls understand, no wonder this Mid-Autumn Festival will hold a cosmic feast.
You must know that this is not in line with Shao Si Ming's character, but rather like Zuo Wei, who is so lively.
"Tianmang has already set off to survey the first step in the northern universe. The first wave of information will be fed back during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and we will wait for that day."
Zuo Wei picked up the cup to drink water.
Suddenly Ye Luobin said: "Oh, so you are so serious, I thought you were using the Mid-Autumn Festival to let the beauties of the three-party universe come to entertain you."
Zuo Wei almost choked, and immediately threw the blame away instinctively.
"Who said that! Shao Si ordered her to come up with this idea, it has nothing to do with me, I'm not that kind of person!!!"
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw the subtle expressions of the girls.
In a second, Zuo Wei himself felt it, and immediately teleported. . .
Ran.
And Shao Siming, who appeared behind him, looked cold, and his long silver hair full of the mystery and beauty of the universe was calm and automatic, and said to Qian Yubing indifferently: "You are in charge of the video, watch me slash her 99 times."
Qian Yubing nodded coldly.
Then she started videotaping.
Zhuge Shiyin and the others took their time to watch, Ye Luobin took a deep look at Qian Yubing, "Did you call?"
Qian Yubing was calm and composed: "No, it's just that Yunxi just happened to ask me what I was doing, so I told her frankly."
Ye Robin: "..."
The goddesses in the heavens all look white, with their own dazzling brilliance, but in fact, all of them are also very dark.
Poor Zuo Wei. . .
"By the way, what kind of mooncakes do we eat for Mid-Autumn Festival? Aunt Dina asked me to ask you."
"Five kernels?"
"yolk."
"I want fruity ones."
"What does Zuo Wei eat?"
"Give her the one with arsenic in it."
"..."
Okay, that's a good idea.
———————
The Mid-Autumn Festival is still here, Zuo Wei and the others are familiar with the heavenly world, visiting is like going to their own living room, just like Qian Yubing and others will sometimes go to the lower realm for vacation, on this day, the sky is full of gods and powerful people.
And the people from the three-party universe finally came.
Situ Jingxuan was bored, and said to Kong: "You have a lot of free time, don't you talk about traveling far away? What are you doing here? See Shao Siming? Do you have any psychological shadows for that woman?"
Kong glanced at him, "Are all foxes as talkative as you?"
Situ Jingxuan: "Did the fox eat your chicken? You're so harsh, I'm afraid you'll be pissed off by her."
Kong didn't speak, his brows and eyes were helpless.
What to fight.
"Do you think... Shao Si Ming is the kind of person who would hate people for no reason?"
"It's true, she only hates one Zuo Wei, she's very picky."
Speaking of Shao Siming, he suffered from myocardial infarction and was terminally ill.
The two of them stopped talking, but when they raised their eyes, they saw people from the three universes in front of them.
Both of them were surprised.
Then they looked at each other, expressionless.
That guy on the left. . . I found two companions, it's like a tiger with wings added.
"But I think she might be a little flustered."
why?
Because Zuo Weiyi saw Shao Si Ming, Shen Zhiyue, Sui Yi, Fu Qingci and others get together, she felt an inexplicable sense of crisis in her mind.
"Then what, did you say that you have some important matter to discuss?" Gu Yi came, with a seductive aura, but also a bit of seriousness.
Dai Li looked away, tugged Zuo Wei's sleeve, and said quietly: "The three of us have to solve the immediate crisis first."
The three of them looked at each other for a while, and found that the revolutionary friendship seemed to be advancing by leaps and bounds invisibly.
Alright, let's talk about our own affairs first, as for the northern universe. . .
Zuo Wei glanced sideways, his gaze slightly deep.
I'm afraid they can't directly intervene now, she has already sensed the opportunity to solve it - inside it.
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