I Just Want To Farm

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After exchanging names, regardless of whether the names were true or not, both sides quickly skipped this level, and then Qu Linjiang asked his own question - what was the result of the battle between Tianzuo and them just now?

But as soon as they asked, they immediately noticed that the young woman with a flower girl had an unattractive expression, and said indignantly: "It's okay! I didn't expect him to be quite powerful."

Qu Linjiang and the others were very emotional, "Tianzuo is Tianzuo after all, you are already very powerful if you can tie with him, Miss Hua."

Hua Jiaojiao: "Then you really don't know much, a Tianzuo is the ceiling of your life?"

Poop milk baby fish: "What are you doing, without me, you still can't beat the ceiling."

Hua Jiaojiao: "I don't like to hear what you say, so if you replace their four assistants, can you beat them?"

Milky Baby Fish: "What you said is very reasonable, just don't say it in front of them, look at how embarrassing they are now."

The four of Qu Linjiang said: "..."

It's embarrassing.

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The big team cleaned up the battlefield, the head counts as points, and the opponent's storage ring is the spoils of war. Because they were afraid that Tianzuo would transfer people to counterattack, everyone quickly left the area.

Qu Linjiang's team's residence is quite secluded and spacious.

When they arrived at the place, Qu Linjiang and the others had already counted the spoils and allocated them to Qin Yu immediately.

On the battlefield of two camps, unless the gap between the two sides is too large, such as the overwhelming strength of the Yin-Yang Army, it is difficult to achieve large-scale head harvesting results. If it is lower than the enemy's head, then the score is positive, and for the members, the combination of their own head kill and the final positive record of the group is their score.

Therefore, the best benefit is to have fewer deaths for one's own side and more deaths for the enemy.

Today's battle has a lot of twists and turns, but it killed seven or eight out of ten of the Black Sunflower Army and the Guillotine Army, and the loss of one's own personnel was less than 30%, which is already a great victory. It's impressive, but people like Qu Linjiang are also very farsighted, they didn't want to covet the immediate benefits and withhold the contributions of the flower girl's mother and daughter. Of course, the main reason is that they know they can't beat them.

Jiaojiao, who was earning a lot of money at once, behaved very casually, and changed her face in a second after the person left, rolling happily on a pile of storage rings.

After all, this is thick-skinned, and I don't feel too panicked.

Qin Yu rolled his eyes and taunted at the side, but also poked Jiaojiao with a stick, "Hey, don't get lost, that Tianzuo will fight back soon."

Jiaojiao's body froze, and she sat up in shock in a dying illness.

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It is said that after Tian Zuo and Qin Yu were tied, they fled for three thousand miles. After stopping, Hei Kui and Man Ai were extremely disheartened, and they were also brooding about such a big defeat, especially delving into the identities of Qin Yu's mother and daughter.

"Yao Dao, they must be of high blood."

"Nonsense, but I haven't heard of anyone..."

It doesn't matter if it's such a woman or such a baby.

"Is it a disguise?"

When the two were guessing, Tianzuo suddenly said, "It's a dragon."

dragon? Both of them turned their heads to look at him, repeating: "The Ao family of the dragon family?"

Tian Zuo said indifferently: "Although they didn't show their dragon spirit, when that woman bumped into my illusion, she used her head. In the entire demon world, only the dragon horns and unicorn horns of the dragon clan have the ability to break it directly."

The two really didn't know this, "Then why isn't it Qilin?"

Tian Zuo glanced at them coldly like looking at a fool, "Kirin is upright and has its own protection against evil spirits, but do you think that woman looks like a unicorn?"

It is the bad guys who know the good guys best.

Hei Kui and Hei Kui thought it was true, Hei Kui sneered and said: "That woman is not serious at first glance, she deliberately used false innocence to disguise her greedy, lazy and stupid nature."

Women are often the meanest to women, but. ． ． Sometimes it hits the nail on the head.

Man Ai: "Kirin has very few heirs to escape, and the control is very strict, but the dragon clan is different. The dragon clan is promiscuous, and there are a lot of messes outside. It is not surprising that there are mothers and daughters wandering outside."

Having said that, they quickly recognized the identity of the dragon clan of the two mother and daughter.

Dragon Clan:? ? ?

"It doesn't matter if they are dragons or not, so forget it?"

Heikui looked at Tianzuo with expectant eyes, Tianzuo looked into the distance, his dark pupils were not even a little bit bright.

That's all? How can it be.

"Wait."

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The battlefield is also dark, but this night, the place where thousands of people are stationed is extremely lively. In the big tent, the senior officials of the four regiments are all sitting together, chatting lively, but no one is toasting Jiaojiao and Qin Yu in the seat. why? Because before anyone wanted to toast at the beginning, the fat baby boy said: "Let me tell you a story, which is both funny and scary and sad and joyful."

Oh my god, this is a bit interesting, okay, okay, okay, you say.

"My mother is not a good drinker, she just pours down a glass. Once she was really drunk, and when she woke up..."

Everyone's eyes are bright, and they are all focused.

Qin Yu: "I was pregnant when I woke up."

Horror horror! Sad or not!

Everyone: "!!!"

Qin Yu: "I will be born in ten months."

Funny or not, happy or festive!

Everyone: "..."

They all put their glasses down.

Drink juice, drink milk, keep healthy.

Anyway, I can't toast the flower girl.

Being spoiled by the little princess's coquettishness after drinking, he wanted to hit Qin Yu, but he caught Qin Yu's deep look at him--temporary complacency is not worth it, you must continue to develop, Jiaojiao.

You see, after pooping, isn't it drunk and pregnant?

Qin Yuyu has a strong desire for revenge.

Jiaojiao retracted her hand in time, pouted, and silently picked up a large glass of milk and drank it.

half an hour later.

Snapped!

Qu Linjiang and the others heard a slap and turned their heads to see that Miss Hua had fallen to the ground.

? ? ?

This is not drinking! How to get drunk.

Everyone was suspicious and terrified—until Miss Hua's daughter held a large bottle of wolfberry and red date soup, and said calmly: "This pot of stewed pig's trotters is filled with bar."

Stewed hard vegetables with whole wine.

Therefore, the flower girl who ate several big pig's trotters passed out drunk.

The scene fell silent, and Qu Linjiang gave Jiaojiao a face in embarrassment, "That's because the trotters are not good."

Qin Yu: "???"

The Chosen One is really talented, hahaha.

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The wine was in full swing, and people fell all over the place.

The little milk baby was as stable as Mount Tai, holding a big cup and drinking in sips. Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside, accompanied by screams.

Qin Yu frowned, put down his cup, jumped up, and shouted: "The enemy attacked outside?!"

Without further ado, Qin Yu directly picked up the wine bottle on the table and let it drop on the ground.

clang!

The wine bottle is broken, and the drunken man who falls asleep. ． ． I didn't wake up.

"What's the matter? I can't wake up here. I can use Yin Gong." Qin Yu muttered like a normal little girl, looking at the drunken person very puzzled, but hearing the movement outside, She also knew that something had happened, not to mention there were already subordinates outside to report.

"Enemy attack, enemy attack!!"

"Captain?"

"Captain!"

The subordinates panicked when they saw that the group leaders were fainted.