I Just Want To Farm

Chaoci: "If you can't resist, then lie down and enjoy it. Isn't it a famous saying for you humans? And I have principles. Even if I make a hammer, it is the most beautiful hammer."

Qin Yu looked at the hammer, well, it's quite principled, the case is like diamond-studded, but the inside is as solid as liquid in the starry sky, it's really beautiful.

It looks very arrogant! (PS: In the past, the aesthetics of Chaoci were generally biased towards literature and art, such as attaching ancient Chinese patterns and so on, but now they are gone, just twinkling and shining, which fits a certain fat cat's preference for aesthetics.)

Qin Yu inexplicably has a subtle sense of experience of being hooked up by a legal CP with green tea and green pool girlfriends, and CP also modified his QQ space decoration from an ancient Chinese style jpg to a jpg of Internet celebrities showing off their wealth for the sake of the other party.

As soon as Jiaojiao made a move, the hammer was more domineering and cool than Thor. When the hammer hit it, the space vibrated with terrifying dimensional blades, which were more terrifying than thunder and lightning. It was an attack directly targeting space.

bang bang bang!

Over there, Yunyi could only suppress five or six skull-winged creatures with her superior swordsmanship, but Jiaojiao smashed one of them with a hammer!

He frightened the respected bandits who rushed over to kidnap the two men and threatened Yunyi.

This bone-winged creature is not without intelligence, and I'm afraid its IQ is not low. When I saw Jiaojiao like this, I knew that I had kicked on the iron plate and screamed to escape, but it's okay. ． ． The space is blocked.

Plop!

The bone made a heavy sound when it fell on the steps. It was so heavy that it felt heavy at first glance. Qin Yu bent down and pinched the bone wing casually and lifted it, "It really is so heavy~"

Listen to this voice. ． ． The bandit leader suddenly felt that his brain was inexplicably confused, but his mentality collapsed because he found that he couldn't move his body.

Is it because of the space ability of the little fat boy with the hammer?

No, he thought it was because of the woman a few steps away from him.

He is a venerable, not a rookie, who is she?

He stared at Qin Yu not far away, and suddenly his expression gradually lost control.

because. ． ．

"It's a pity, the meat is gone."

Qin Yu stretched out his hand, his fingers were gentle, and his delicate and soft fingertips gently stroked the smooth and white bones.

——Do you want to know what kind of ancient creature this is?

Qin Yu: "No, when you touch it, you have a desire to dissect it, shave the hair, cut the skin, take out the internal organs, break down the bones, and lay it out clearly from fur, blood, flesh, viscera to bones, even the bladder and its Do you understand the satisfaction of not letting go of all the testicles and thoroughly researching it?"

——No, I don't understand, and I don't want to understand for the rest of my life.

——Your expression has gradually become abnormal, do you know that?

The expressions on the golden wall were also rows of panic.

Qin Yu, who was genuinely good at professional fields, was instantly disappointed. Hey, there is no confidant in the world, and invincibility is the most lonely.

Disappointed, Qin Yu got up and turned to look at the bandit leader.

The bandit leader, who was clearly unable to move, could only express with his soul what kind of movement it was twitching and trembling.

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When Jiaojiao and Yunyi finished, they found that Qin Yu had already dealt with the bandit investment.

"This mask is not bad, and the insulation effect is very good. I'm afraid it is made of special materials... Starlight Hidden?"

Seeing that Qin Yu seemed to be interested in the mask, Yunyi felt uncomfortable playing with it, but he responded, "I don't know what the material is, but since the appearance of floating bandits, a very terrifying scarf has developed in just a hundred years. Power, because the emperor level will not stop this challenging obstacle, and did not stop it, its existence has become a practice, and this mask is also a logo that appears together with its birth, I heard It is a must-have item for joiners, and it may have been made by the founder of the Floating Bandit. Mrs. Nie, if you are interested in it, there is also a piece here. It was obtained from a bandit that was killed before and has been cleaned. Clean."

As he said that, he took it out, obviously hoping that Qin Yu would throw away that "unclean" mask.

The bandit leader who couldn't move on the ground had revealed his true colors. Hearing this, his eyes were a little fierce, and he said mockingly: "It is said that the sword fairy in Jianlai Pavilion is devoted to swords and doesn't know women. Now it seems that I met him before. Women are not good enough."

I can understand what you mean, but I feel offended by what you say.

Qin Yu originally had a good impression of this professional, connotative, and insightful floating bandit organization because the other party wanted to "rob her."

A flower picker, a lady in pink, and a colorless sensual monk, who fall into the wrong place in the blue sky and daylight, and every time they buckle up, they are associated with lust. Is she wronged?

Qin Yu, who was upset, grabbed the mask and twirled it two or three times at his fingertips, and said to the bandit leader very seriously and dignifiedly: "Why do you offend me so much? I am already his wife, From then on, wash your hands and make soup, ignore the world's mortal fate, my children are so old, if you say that, how can I explain to him and my husband?"

She is hurt.

emotional damage.

It was like going out to the street to buy groceries and met a keyboard man who said that she was wearing too revealing a poor woman, and she almost sat upside down and half covered her face and cried.

The Sword Immortals of Sword Lai Pavilion usually have their group IQ and EQ online, but at that moment. ． ． Group wisdom! Minutes rolled up his sleeves and pointed his sword at the bandits, even the respected Yun Yi angrily scolded the bandit leader, "Zhang He, don't think I don't recognize you, you are willing to degenerate, and in order to win the treasure, you join the floating bandits and rob and kill your fellows. After losing the battle, you dare to humiliate Mrs. Nie for no reason, damn it! I will kill you!"

Zhang He was also stunned by Qin Yu's performance, but he also disdained Yunyi, "You? You can beat me? I lost, but I lost to this woman. If you really want to fight, you are definitely not my opponent ....Um?"

Zhang He was sneering, but was stunned for a moment, because the restraint on his body was released, and when he looked up, he saw the dignified and elegant married Mrs. Nie sighing like blue: "I am a woman, and I can't control your men's war. Fight, let me see." Let's see who is stronger."

Someone once conducted a survey. There are always some men in this world who can reject bikini girls, lace girls, schoolgirls, and stewardesses, but 99% of these high-quality men cannot reject a certain type of woman—listen to your chat, complain about your career, and talk about the world , can also accompany you to cherish the past and look down on life and death. She doesn't speak, but occasionally takes a sip of wine, occasionally looks at you with calm, gentle and deep eyes, and then when another man rushes to conflict with you, she will not stop, not Crying, only with a magnanimous pattern, extraordinary general knowledge, infinite tolerance, allowing you to fight, as if Yu Ji watched Xiang Yu and Liu Bang's three thousand armies competing for the world.

Did not see through, in the game: she may be willing to be inferior, thinking that she is a vassal of the strong, waiting for the winner to possess her and successfully conquer her.

After seeing it through, she was still in the game: she dug a pond and put a turtle and a crab in it.

Whether you see through this game or not, whether you are a turtle or a crab, in fact, these are not important.

She is a beautiful woman who looks good but is oozing bad, and you can't stand her playing on you.

So you can't refuse this battle, you must win, you can only go!