I Just Want To Farm

While eating hot pot, there is a large open space in the backyard of Xianjia Xiaoyuan, the most powerful, richest and most capitalist transfer station, surrounded by flowers in full bloom and star rivers dotted above, it is too beautiful to behold.

But no matter how beautiful it is, it is not as beautiful as the people sitting casually at the big round table in front of me.

"Hey, except for a few, our place is really beautiful and delicious."

Qin Yu sat in one position, propped his delicate chin with his hands, and carefully looked at everyone amidst the fireworks of the hot pot. His snow-colored face was full of joy and joy.

Her eyes were a bit revealing, although it wasn't obscene, but all the people in charge of appearance who were present at the scene felt that they had been spotted by a pig, and felt offended.

Xiao Tingyun casually adjusted the hot pot ingredients for the Prophet, and it was not uncommon for him to glance at Qin Yu and reply with a half-smile, "Why, so many dishes are not enough to eat, do you still want to eat people?"

After teasing Qin Yu, she also helped Arthur, who was not good at it, make a plant-flavored sauce. The latter had already gotten used to it, so he obediently handed it over, and looked at Qin Yu.

After knowing each other for many years, she still can't learn some things, but she also knows that Qin Yu hasn't changed at all.

No matter how many times she died or what she died like, she will still be that cheap little bitch when she comes back alive.

Sure enough, Qin Yu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Ah, I'm talking about food, not you guys. Sister Xiao, you're too nasty. You're eating hot pot. What are some unhealthy topics that are not suitable for children? Say it in private."

Xiao Tingyun, who was pouring the peanut butter, froze her wrist, and glanced sideways. That glance was really meaningful.

Not only her, everyone else looked at her.

Qin Yu, who was being teased at first, froze and was trying to stabilize himself when Jiaojiao Hu Chihaihe murmured, "You will be forced, except to peek at other people's bathing, in addition to peeking at other people's nightlife, in addition to How can you not be so cowardly when picking good-looking people and coaxing them into the brothel? If you have the ability, do it yourself!"

Fuck, the high-level hacker is here! !

Many people present subconsciously substituted in.

Someone who was peeked at taking a shower: "."

Some people who recalled when they had nightlife: "."

Some people who were coaxed into the brothel: "."

Is this hot pot still edible?

"Damn Fat Jiao!" Qin Yu was about to slap him, when Wen Xi next to him didn't know whether it was by accident or on purpose, he gave Qin Yu a glass of juice, then hugged Jiaojiao to his lap, poked his fleshy face lightly with his fingers, Angrily said: "Some people can't eat enough, why do you have to provoke the little fish?"

Jiaojiao hugged the pig's trotter and gnawed, and was stunned when she heard the words, "Then I provoke others?"

You were brought into the scum by her.

What logic.

Everyone was swept away by Jiaojiao's cat eyes, and everyone avoided their eyes.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at? I'm not Yuyu, so I didn't peek at you taking a bath."

Xuan Luo Bai, who had sliced ​​meat in his hands, smiled innocently, "Hey hey hey, luckily I'm fat and not good-looking, unlike you guys who are good-looking."

The scope of your attack is a bit wide, but fortunately no one responded.

Qin Yu: Anyway, I shouldn't.

Jiaojiao suddenly tugged on Wen Xi's sleeve quietly, Wen Xi lowered her head and looked at Jiaojiao suspiciously.

"Hey, Xixi, have you ever doubted something?"

"Um?"

"You are so good-looking, you know Yuyu so well, and you live so close to the sea, do you think she has ever watched you take a bath?"

Just after asking this question, Wen Xi's expression was warm, but he froze there.

The lively atmosphere around was also suffocated.

Only Fang Yourong who was on the opposite side calmly stirred the chopsticks in the small bowl.

Then everyone heard Wen Xi reply calmly: "Why don't you tell me who hasn't been peeped here."

Jiaojiao: "It's rare, I'll look through it."

As he spoke, he took out his little black book, but suddenly he heard a cough, and then saw Qin Yu chopping up pieces of meat with a knife.

He put the notebook back, thought for a while, and replied wittily: "I don't know anything else, anyway, she hasn't read the aliens she just met a while ago."

Qin Yu: "???"

Fuck!

This fat man has opened up, and he is so sharp now.

Because of being condemned by everyone, Qin Yu could only justify aggrieved, "Don't listen to what he said, I don't have it, I really don't."

It is useless to be wronged, everyone finally seized a good opportunity to attack her! !

Hua Baijing and the others mixed a stack of fairy sauce with mustard and other ingredients and prepared to force Qin Yu to eat it.

What the hell!

Qin Yu immediately changed his face, smiled and said domineeringly: "Besides, if you look at my eyes, I really want to look at your body. You don't need to pick a day, just like now, if I want to"

She deliberately turned her eyes into golden color, and at that moment, everyone who was swept by her gaze froze.

Especially Fang Yourong, Xiao Tingyun, Arsenodis and Yuyan, these decent people.

Even Fifth Dao Ling averted his eyes.

Awesome no! Dominate the audience!

Qin Yu was proud of being in control of the situation.

But the two are exceptions, Hua Baijing swipes up to him, "Now, right away, come here."

"Me too, come on!"

MD, I forgot that these two professional flower pickers are here.

Qin Yu's face turned blue, and a sentence from Shang Wen Leng Yun's lively and fragrant words wafted into his ears.

"It's born from the same root, so why bother to fry each other?"

With such a high level of education, why don't you go to the postgraduate entrance examination!

Qin Yu glared at Shangwen Lengyun, who immediately hid behind his grandfather, but Shangwen Xianyou was a little busy

What are you busy doing?

Qin Yu confessed, and had no choice but to eat the fairy sauce that night. At that time, he was not well, so he quickly asked someone to share it. Jiaojiao had no choice but to run away. Qin Yu grabbed her tail and pinched her just as she was about to teleport. Stuffing his chin with sauce, he looked at his first loyal minister, "I heard what are you doing, old man, help me eat some."

"Your Majesty, please eat first, I'm a little busy."

"What are you busy with? Why do you keep staring at my brother and the others?"

"I want to ask him if he is married"

"???"

Qin Yu and Jiaojiao were stunned, and everyone also looked at the few people who were enthusiastically dragged by the old master to ask about their household registration.

Only then did Bai Ze understand, and he took the initiative to say, "I'm not worthy."

It was heard by the public: "I know, but it doesn't matter. It's just a servant in the harem. The requirements can be relaxed appropriately. We veterans don't pick those who are not picky. The rain and dew are evenly exposed, and the branches and leaves are scattered."

Fifth Dao Ling, who was also in the same range, turned his face and glanced at Qin Yu.

Qin Yu: "."

Am I being forced to upgrade from Neptune to Queen?

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"Let everyone eat happily." Qin Yu immediately changed the subject.

Everyone: Actually not happy, so angry.

"Let's talk about a more meaningful and enjoyable topic."

Everyone: I always feel that it is not a good thing.

Qin Yu finished drinking the juice, put down his glass, and said solemnly: "Let's bet on who will reach the Emperor the fastest after my master and the others offer sacrifices."

Forehead? This topic really is.

Everyone was astonished, but they also felt that Qin Yu was too courageous.

They don't dare to bet on the affairs of the great emperors, whoever they bet on is offending others.

But what if you are a little eager to try?

Someone really went down!

And more than one!

Even Ye Sheng, Han Haichao, Yi Mingchu and the others got off.

Xiao Tingyun laughed suddenly, "Are you setting the stage for yourself to go to these great emperors in a fair and honest way, and then accept apprentices as fathers?"

"Wow, sister Xiao is really smart."

Yan Zhao became a little curious, and he still called Qin Yu Qingqiu, "Senior Sister Qingqiu, how dare you, are you not afraid of being punished by them?"

"She is not afraid now, because she can fight well, and she can push her master, ancestor and others to bully at will." Xiao Tingyun explained seriously, and by the way, a pun was used to blackmail Qin Yu.

Qin Yu rolled his eyes and was about to explain, but Yan Zhao subconsciously said, "She's not afraid, then we're done, we've all placed our bets."

As soon as he said that, Xie Shuling and others who were excited before also panicked.

The great emperors want to save face, even if they choose their patriarch grandma, it will offend the Zen master and others.

"It's okay, don't panic." Xiao Tingyun comforted them like a confidant big sister.

"Why?"

"Because I didn't download it."

You can taste the dark expression in the smile of this royal sister.

"???!!" Everyone in Wuque was shocked!

Xuan Luobai and the other members of the brothel group didn't have a good time, "But what about you? Are you down, Prophet Arthur?"

"No." Arthenodis said indifferently.

Those who have placed their bets will look back.

Wuque's person: "Big sister, big brother! How about you? Well, needless to say, I know you don't!"

The person in the brothel: "Xixi. Well, you haven't either."

Then he looked at Xiao Tingyun, the latter took his time and poured himself a cup of tea calmly, "Well, I did it on purpose, but compared to them not saying anything, I'm a good person, am I not?"

There is nothing wrong with that.

Qin Yu relieved her anger, everyone said that she was of the dark Qin Yu type, it was Bichi, there were several here, weren't they?

snort!

"Hey, she's so bad, have you seen it today, me? Why didn't I remind you? Of course it's because I was in a hurry to record a video for you, hahahaha."

Everyone: "."

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After eating the happy and exciting hot pot meal, a group of people passed out.

Of course it wasn't hit, but because Qin Yu added a lot of good things to his food, and also added his own orthodox essence to juice and other things.

Jie, a meal of hot pot can make them rise to a higher level on average.

But Wen Xi and Jiaojiao are of course sober.

After helping Qin Yu settle the group together, Qin Yu arranged for a store robot to help watch the store, and then Jiaojiao took a nap on the reclining chair in the yard, turning her belly on the moon, and only Wen Xi helped Qin Yu clean the yard.

It's rare that none of them used spells.

They are all ordinary people who have risen from ordinary people, and those behaviors that include fireworks in the world are actually a kind of practice.

Only this kind of practice can make them deeply realize that they are still alive.

Yes, they are all lucky people who returned from hell.

It should be cherished.

"Xixi, I'm very happy."

Wen Xi swept the floor, turned her head when she heard the words, pursed her lips and smiled, "I know, you were bullied by them at night, but you are very happy."

"Say it like I'm shaking M."

She said this word casually, but it caused Wen Xi to cast a cold glance.

Qin Yu was really not afraid, blinked and said, "How about shaking S instead?"

screw you!

Wen Xi is really not Qin Yu's opponent, even though she got a great opportunity because of the adventure of entering Jiaojiao's body, she is still the cold and self-sufficient Wen Xiaoxi in her bones.

It was almost done, she discussed the next thing with Qin Yu.

In fact, there is no need to rush, everyone will rest here for a while.

Because the really hard times were over, they had plenty of time to enjoy the peace.

But they still intend to send some people back to where they should go.

Because if these people are awake, they are definitely not in a hurry to enjoy the tranquility, but to do what they should do now.

Where the responsibility lies.

"There's no rush, there's plenty of time in the future, hundreds of thousands of years." Qin Yu couldn't help laughing as he said.

Seeing her smiling, Wen Xi's eyes were slightly red, and she couldn't help but hugged Jiaojiao, and handed it to Qin Yu. Qin Yu glanced at her, and then was gently hugged by Wen Xi, including the cat and the person.

"Actually, every time I'm in danger, every time I see you and Jiaojiao come back from life and death, I want to do this. Welcome back, Qin Xiaoyu, my best friend."

"Well, you are welcome back, Wen Xiaoxi, my best friend who is the best bully."

Wen Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and snorted softly in a nasal voice, charming and cold.

"Oh, what are you two doing, you love me so much, you secretly hug me while I'm sleeping."

Jiaojiao turned over and muttered arrogantly: "Why, I'm afraid I won't give you a hug, and you're still so sneaky, but you two don't have big breasts, so it's quite crowded."

"."

Clap! !

One slap each.

Jiaojiao covered her buttocks and whimpered.

———————

The plan of the two of them is to divide the troops into two groups to send people off, and Qin Yu sends Wu Que to the other group.

Wearing the stars and wearing the moon, the sky and the earth are shining, Qin Yu suddenly sensed something and changed his route.

Jiaojiao was surprised: "Hey, Yuyu, you're not going to the heaven, is this going to Wuque?"

"Well, Senior Sister Fang has an epiphany of Taoism."

There is no emperor yet, but an epiphany of Taoism?

Jiaojiao was shocked.

It hasn't been long since she was a senior class, during the last war.

"Is it because you gave her the essence of kendo, and she digested it?"

Qin Yu doesn't follow the way of the sword, but her level is too high now, it would be terrifying to copy someone else's and study it, and it is easy to create the sword emperor's way.

Well, Jiang Yuan is a very good tool man.

"It should be, but I think there is another reason."

Qin Yu looked up at the sky with far-reaching eyes.

Is the way of swords evildoer?

She never doubted that her Senior Sister Fang Fang is an absolute heroine-level character, but she may also have the help of heaven and man.

In other words, among the alien goddesses, it seems that there are quite a few who are good at swordsmanship.

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After the arrival, Fang Yourong made a breakthrough in Wuque Cangshan, but Qin Yu released the rest of them.

The people who were in a coma of digestion were awakened by Qin Yu with the clear pupil technique, and he used the special perception field to engulf them, so everyone watched the establishment of Taoism in the most top-level environment.

The heavy snow is flying, and the white light is boundless.

Just looking at the world of swordsmanship created by Fang Yourong between heaven and earth, Ying Ruoruo had an epiphany in an instant.

Zun class.

Here she is.

Jiaojiao, who was eating melon, squeaked, was startled, and said happily, "Wow, Ruoruo!!"

Qin Yu was also happy, "Hey, I still have a good eye. When I saw her cut plums back then, I knew that this little girl must have a bright future."

Uh, you are looking at people who look like little dragon girls, and you are attracted to them.

The establishment of Taoism will have great benefits for the entire Tianzang world, which is why Qin Yu deliberately crossed the rules to get people to Wuque.

Because once Fang Yourong established the orthodoxy in the mainland, he would establish an unparalleled sense of intimacy with the entire plane.

As for the benefits

Fang Yourong ended the Taoism, turned into a sword light and landed on the peak, with his sleeves fluttering lightly, he sent Ying Ruoruo and others back to the heaven.

After all, they are people who have already ascended, staying here for a long time will violate the rules, Qin Yu doesn't care, and helps them bear it, but Fang Yourong will not condone it.

In the face of group interests, she still chose to protect Qin Yu.

Of course, Fifth Dao Ling didn't leave.

Fang Yourong knew that he was about to establish orthodoxy.

"My swordsmanship doesn't suit you, can you still understand Taoism?"

Fang Yourong was afraid that his influence would be detrimental to the purity of the latter's morality.

"The source of power is common." Fifth Dao Ling reassured Fang Yourong's worries, and the former was relieved.

The two of them had just exchanged ideas, when they heard a rainbow fart from a certain bitch next to them, "Wow, big brother and big sister are really amazing, how can there be such a good-looking, smart, talented and hard-working person in the world?" Well, it's so unfair."

To be honest, it's kind of awkward.

The two looked at Qin Yu.

Qin Yujian finished the rest of the sentence, "Fortunately, there is only one person who is as good as you."

Jiaojiao snapped her fingers, "That's right, it's my Yuyu and her little ancestor's cute cat, Qin Jiaojiao!"

It rhymes with the back.

Force yourself to add a role.

It was silent at that time, until Fang Yourong asked in the snowstorm. "I have a question."

Qin Yu: "I haven't peeked at you two! Really!"

Fang Yourong's eyes were slightly closed, and a subtle look appeared on his icy but dignified face.

"Then have you seen Patriarch and the others?"

Qin Yu: "."

Fang Fang, your question is a bit tricky.

Regarding this, Qin Yu could only force her in a soft and graceful voice amidst the fluttering snowflakes.

"Some have seen it, some haven't."

Ah!

Fifth Dao Ling turned around, raised his saber and walked away.

After walking a few steps, I looked back at them, "What are you still doing, why don't you go in?"

Well, the Wuque trio are cooking wine around the stove.

Oh tradition, come on!

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In the early morning of the next day, there was a snowstorm outside, and the vastness of snow was thickened. It didn't look cold at all, but it gave people a fluffy and cute feeling.

But the house is warmer, there is still a charcoal fire in the hearth, blankets are spread on the wooden boards, Qin Yu is lying down, sleeping in a very casual but graceful position, with black hair entangled around her body, Fang Yourong is not far or close to her , her sleeping posture was very regular, lying on her side, it was fine at first, but Jiaojiao, who was sleeping in her arms, opened her eyes and saw Qin Yu clutching his belt with one hand.

Yes, holding Fangfang's belt and pulling it loose.

Scum!

Jiaojiao stared silently, but when she turned her head, she saw Qin Yu grabbing a person's clothes with the other hand.

The fifth Daoling, he didn't lie down, but sat against the pillar next to him.

He hadn't woken up yet at this time, that's right, it was the top-level immortal wine that Qin Yu had scavenged from Zen Master and Donghuang Taiyi, and the emperor couldn't bear it.

Even Qin Yu relaxed and let himself pass out.

Jie, this is indulgence.

Under normal circumstances, this person would not share a room with two junior sisters, but last night he was drunk by the two of them.

Eh.

You see now, the late festival is not guaranteed.

Jiaojiao stared again, unable to hold back.

Bah, super scumbag!

Under Jiaojiao's anger, she originally wanted to pull Qin Yu's little hand back, but when she rolled her eyes, she suddenly untied Fang Yourong's belt carefully, and then tore off Fifth Daoling's coat, pressing Qin Yu Under the body.

Wow, exciting!

Let you guys have the nerve to snatch fish from me in the future, hehehe!

In the end, he obediently lay back in Qin Yu's arms, and was about to lay down to sleep, but suddenly remembered something, the cat's paws turned, and a bright and attractive apron appeared in the palm of his hand, his eyeballs rolled around, very bad, sneaky

Finally finished, he grabbed Qin Yu's slender waist and took a beautiful return sleep.

Three hours later, it was noon.

The atmosphere inside the wooden house was abnormally dead silent for a while.

The three looked at each other, observed, sized up, pondered, obscured, and finally fell into a terrifying silence.

The three of them woke up almost at the same time, but they all had a habit of observing their surroundings, and this observation was incredible.

In such an atmosphere, at last, Fang Yourong's eyes darkened, and the previously cold but calm eyes seemed to have a deep color, and he said hoarsely: "When will you take your hand back?"

Qin Yu looked down, oh, it's my hand.

"I thought it was someone else's handwriting, brother, why are you taking off your clothes and stuffing them into my hands? I misread you, so you are such a person!"

Qin Yu avoided Fang Yourong's gaze, quickly withdrew his hands, and immediately questioned Fifth Daoling.

The fifth knife feather: "."

Then, Qin Yu turned his head and pointed at Fang Yourong, "I'm still with you, you're just like this, what do you think of me?! Am I just a tool man?"

After that, with a sullen face, she lowered her head and approached Fang Yourong, her two small hands grasped Fang Yourong's loosened belt, and carefully and considerately helped him to tighten the belt, covering the looming exquisite Yu Zhi, "Fang Fang, don't be afraid, I will definitely seek justice for you, and I will not let you suffer in vain."

Fang Yourong stared at her coldly, but the latter didn't dare to look at her. He just put on his belt several times, and repeatedly emphasized that a certain senior brother is not human.

"Okay, big brother, come out with me, let's have a good chat."

Qin Yu got up, threw his coat to Wudao Ling, spoke righteously, hated iron for being weak, and held his delicate tail in his hand, trying to escape.

"Wait." Fang Yourong suddenly called to Qin Yu, Qin Yu looked back, "Senior Sister, don't worry, I won't."

"What's this?" Fang Yourongqian pointed at the object on the ground with his finger pointing.

Revealed after someone gets up.

Qin Yu looked down and fell silent.

Fifth Dao Ling also looked at it, was taken aback for a moment, quickly glanced at Qin Yu and the two, and said in a deep voice, "I'll go out first."

"Wait!" This time it was Qin Yu who stopped the former, and then in front of the two of them, she picked up the bellyband, looked through it, and asked Fang Yourong, "Did you drop it?"

"Your" and "your dropped" have one more word, and the meaning is completely different.

Of course, neither statement is very unflattering.

Fang Yourong's expression changed instantly, and finally he said, "No."

"It's not yours, that's what it is"

Qin Yu looked at himself, "Mine is still there."

Then there are others? I still have to take the blame for this.

In the next second, Qin Yu handed it to Fifth Daoling.

"Obviously, it's yours, brother, we two are going out, you put it on?"

"."

Fifth Daoling could see that, at such a moment, the hateful little junior sister finally chose him to bear everything.

Fang Yourong was the one being protected.

Ah!

———————

"Senior brother still has the spirit."

Standing outside the wooden house, Qin Yu was full of praise for Fifth Dao Ling's absolute generosity just now in order to solve such an embarrassing situation.

Because he just hummed, acquiescing that it really belonged to him.

Be perverted.

Anyway, it is absolutely impossible for the two junior sisters to take the blame.

Regarding Qin Yu's fancy rainbow farts, Fang Yourong's warm look, which was a little drunk and just woke up in the room, also condensed a little, but her red lips and black eyes became more and more talented. She watched Qin Yu frantically flinging Guo was frantic, and in the end he only said softly, "Whose?"

Uh, if I say that I don't know which one it is, will you dispose of me with Zongmen's family law?

Aquaman has a list, all of which are flower names.

Aquaman has a pond full of fish.

Neptune has a bad memory and often confuses Lu Xi with Lily.

Because I remembered the name of the person, but not the appearance.

Of course, the bellyband is even more impossible to remember, absolutely impossible.

As long as I can't remember, I can't take responsibility, ha!

Finally, Qin Yu whispered back: "My own."

Fang Yourong came over, squeezed her ear with one hand, gave a little shyness, and said lightly: "I'm not an example."

Qin Yu: "."

Fuck, Fang Fang is so good.

Then push open the door.

"Brother, I'm sorry, it's mine, return it to me."

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The peers have written it. Tomorrow, Lin Yin, Master Zen, and Miss Longqie will explain a few pitfalls, and finally. Well, linkage, I feel like I can’t type 10,000 words, I will write according to the situation, um