I Just Want To Farm

Chapter 308 The strongest nonsense in history

And Xiao Tingyun fell into a long silence and couldn't make a sound. For the first time in her life, she felt that being the boss of the Intelligence Bureau was very hard-this long section of the self-report had too many slots, and the tricks were poisonous.

After a long, long time, Qin Yu cried until his throat hurt, and his mouth was suddenly covered. It was Xiao Tingyun's hand, which still contained the fragrance after bathing. Of course, it also followed her cold and magnetic voice.

"Don't cry, I won't ask, go to sleep."

MD, finally passed!

Qin Yu breathed a sigh of relief and was about to sleep...

"Qin Yu"

"Um?"

"I was in a coma due to poisoning, and it seems that you haven't been away for seven days."

"...Well, what he asked for was seven days. Because I was in a hurry to give you the antidote, I owed it first. After I saved you, I went back to make up for the remaining days."

It's hard work, hard work, and keeping promises.

Qin Yu was moved by himself.

"You're the most bullshit person I've ever met."

"..." Let's just pretend that you are complimenting me.

"This is the last time. Next time, if you still pretend to be stupid and lie to me, I will do it."

"Um, can you beat me?"

"I don't know, but I know that you dare not do anything to me, so you will definitely lose."

Even though she was the target of her mission, Qin Yu felt a faint sense of uneasiness. This woman...is very dangerous.

more and more dangerous.

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Yunnan is full of miasma, but it does have beautiful scenery and simple mountains and forests, but the traffic is more inconvenient compared to modern times. The roads are good, and you can stop and go, but the mountain roads are simple, which made Qin Yu miserable enough.

The worst thing was Jiaojiao, who vomited all the way on the mountain road with nine twists and eighteen bends.

Qin Yu felt sick, pinched his nose and said, "Can you not eat so much next time? Eat a lot, throw up a lot, why bother?"

Jiaojiao's face was pale: "If you don't eat more, how can you vomit? Wouldn't it be more difficult, you know what a fart!"

I think what you say makes sense!

Qin Yu had no choice but to accept the food that was easy to vomit, forcing him to eat something light, and not restricting him to ride in the car, let him run into the mountains by himself.

It took about three days to pass.

However, thinking of Xiao Tingyun who had returned to nature early in the morning after sleeping with her a few days ago, Qin Yu rubbed his cheeks and turned his head to look. The young man who was talking to Ye Heng not far away seemed to be aware of her gaze and turned his head to look Come.

Even though he was disguised as a man, he was still unbelievably handsome.

It's just that Su Lin is less refined than "he".

"I was just thinking that she has grown up like this, how difficult is this life for her~~" Qin Yu sighed, and Jiaojiao deeply agreed.

"She is already worthy of the appearance of some fairies in our heavenly realm, but fairies will also be killed. People like you, Xiaoyu, may be destroyed with a snap of the fingers in our heavenly realm because they are too ugly."

Shut up you!

"Senior Yanbei, how far is it?" Qin Yu slapped Jiaojiao, and asked the senior brother Mojin next to him. He only knew his name after traveling together these few days.

As for the names of the other two senior brothers, she didn't ask, because she felt that these two were just side effects, not very important.

Yanbei was reticent and didn't answer, but just stretched out his hand and pointed forward.

"It's here?" Qin Yu got the instructions from the big brother, turned his head to look, and found a small Miao family village on the hillside of Chuochuo in front of him.

But there are huge lakes and swamps on the outside, and behind it is a vast dark green bottomless mountain forest in the distance.

Depending on the weather, he must rest in this village for a night first, and also ask about what's inside, and then find a way to go in. Ye Heng has no objection to this, but he will subconsciously look at Xiao Tingyun. "Ye Heng came to Guizhou from Beiping out of thin air to join them. Ye Heng was surprised, but he also cooperated. The staff was reduced to confidantes. In addition to the inner guards brought by Xiao Tingyun, their team has fifty people. Elite soldiers.

The latter didn't speak, but just glanced sideways at the Miao Village.

That's it.

A group of people walked towards the Miao Village, and soon reached the foot of the mountain. Suddenly, a feathered arrow flew from the forest...

She shot towards Qin Yu's head, Qin Yu's head was on one side, the arrow skipped past her ear, Yan Bei behind stretched out his hand, clamped it with his fingertips, and looked up, there were several people holding bows on the hillside above. Miao people.

Ye Heng and the others wanted to draw their guns together, but Xiao Tingyun took a step forward and pressed down with his gestures. Those who pulled out the holsters pressed their guns back together, and Xiao Tingyun also spoke.

This word... Miao language?

She can speak Miao language? ! Qin Yu was surprised, but after Xiao Tingyun communicated with the village head of Miao Village, the latter's hostility was reduced, and after waving, they all put away their bows, arrows and weapons.

After the Miao people let them go up, they also agreed to stay overnight, but the village head looked at the three of Mojin a few more times.

Yanbei: "Recognize me?"

The village head nodded, "I heard people say that you are the apprentice of the old white head?"

Are you speaking Chinese now? This old man is also bilingual, amazing.

Xiao Tingyun was not surprised at all, but just glanced at the door god hanging on the wall of the room. The degree of Sinicization is not shallow, and it is not surprising that she can speak Chinese.

"Why does she still speak Hmong to him when she knows he can speak Chinese? Is it to show off?" Jiaojiao asked Qin Yu, who curled his lips, "Just because someone can speak Chinese doesn't mean he can speak Chinese to you. Speaking Miao to him is to reduce the Hostility brings relations closer."

"Oh, it's the same as when you shamelessly praised Xiao Tingyun in order to get closer to her."

"..."

Do you hate me for not giving you those snacks?

Jiaojiao rubbed her chin and smiled: "But why are you ignoring her today? Are you afraid that she will test you again?"

Ye Heng also asked this question.

"Miss Qin, is there any misunderstanding between you and Miss Xiao? I don't think you talked to Miss Xiao today, it seems..." He was afraid that the bad relationship between the two would affect the future cooperation.

"It's not that I ignore her, it's that she ignores me, don't blame me." Qin Yu is the best at throwing the blame, and puts the blame on Xiao Tingyun every minute, but just after the blame is over, he finds that the person who takes the blame is behind him.

Ye Heng was embarrassed and withdrew decisively.

Qin Yu rubbed his ears and changed the subject: "The old village chief has made arrangements? Is there any vacant room?"

"Too many people, not enough rooms, just squeeze, the rest of the campers, the weather is neither hot nor cold, it doesn't matter." Xiao Tingyun said casually, but glanced at her, "Only you and I are two women, but there is a room." distribute."

Qin Yu nodded: "It seems that women can also take advantage."

Xiao Tingyun: "But you may be going to sleep in the open."

Qin Yu: "?"

Xiao Tingyun: "Didn't you say that I ignore you? Since I don't want to talk to you, I naturally wouldn't want to share a room with you, so you can only sleep in the open."

Qin Yu: "Maybe I misunderstood, I thought you despised me."

Xiao Tingyun: "Why should I dislike you?"

Qin Yu sighed, with a melancholy expression: "Because I've slept and got it, I won't cherish it."

Another serious nonsense!

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