I Just Want To Farm

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Qin Yuan and his wife, who had successfully ordered all the sweet potatoes and some other fruits and vegetables, were in a good mood. They took their daughter home with the sun shining on them, so beautiful.

The cat squatting in the grass was drowsy, and subconsciously muttered in his mind: "Why don't you come to me? Can't solve it? If you can't solve it, you can come to me, I can take action, hey, is this little village girl embarrassed?" .”

In the middle of nagging, it's night.

After drying his pants in a good mood and eating a delicious sweet potato meal, Qin Yu was about to wash the dishes and go back to his room to do some yoga to exercise his devil figure.

The creaking door was pushed open, and the cat in a mess stared at her from outside the door.

Yes, it's raining outside.

The sight of the tragic cat demon returning home for revenge.

Qin Yu: "."

Well, accidentally forgot.

"Maomao, here is sweet potato rice and salted fish?"

Your uncle, do not eat!

The cat got angry and scratched the door panel and screamed! Hearing the sound, Yu Sheng ran out and saw that he was dripping wet, and felt sorry for him, so he went to boil hot water to bathe him.

Qin Yuan got up silently and prepared the meal for it.

The family has the lowest face value and the most vicious. Qin Yu resentfully stepped forward, Rourou asked: "You really don't want to eat?"

Cat: "Roll!"

Qin Yu turned around and left.

Cat: "."

bad guy! snort!

The cat finally took a bath, ate, and spontaneously rolled to Qin Yu's room with a round belly.

"You go out, I'm going to prepare a spell, this is the secret of our god, it must not be leaked, it will be very miserable!"

"What will happen?"

"I'm going to get pregnant, are you afraid?"

"."

The cat doesn't want to delay any longer, there are a lot of broken things in this mortal's house, such as sweet potatoes, homework, and so on. If you drag it on, the system will rust.

Just go out and go out.

Qin Yu went out, quickly turned left and moved to the balcony on the second floor, tiptoed to the window to peep.

This was unbelievable, she was so shocked that the sky was overturned.

At a glance, she saw the cat with a chubby belly crawling under the door panel to look around, making sure that no one got up outside (PS, he didn't pay attention to the window), and jumped onto the bed very solemnly, tiptoed, and turned around in a beautiful and moving circle, Raise your hand in the posture of summoning a goddess.

"Ba la la energy - Utla Jasmine Jasmine Ka Guanyin is the most beautiful, the most beautiful and super beautiful, let's lift the seal for this sabi Qin Yu, my golden house!"

hum! ! !

The golden light is very faint.

But in an instant, Qin Yu, who was shocked by the whole family, felt as if all the blood in his body had been sucked away.

In that kind of weakness, the next second she met the cat who was also weak after circling and summoning.

That glance has a sense of fate for thousands of years.

Shocked, shocked.

As if being influenced by the powerful and wonderful art, the whole soul has been washed.

"Sabi, come in, I can't last long!"

The angry cat didn't care about being ashamed anymore, and shouted, Qin Yu hurried into the house.

"Quick, quick, look into my eyes!"

"Shit green?"

cat:"???"

shit green you paralyzed! The cat got angry and scratched its paw. Amid the pain in his cheek, Qin Yu suddenly shrank and turned into a beam of light, which flew into the cat's eyes.

The first round of the Golden House dungeon, get it!

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The world of fast travel is a golden house.

Gold is everywhere, the walls are made of gold, there are murals on it, the murals are also gold relief paintings of different color levels, and there are statues, gold carvings and jade, which are extremely gorgeous.

It's just that the space is not too big, it's only fifty square meters.

Qin Yu: "It's all gold, you gods are so exaggerated?"

Mao'er: "Don't you know that Buddhists make golden bodies? And to you mortals, gold is money, but to our gods, gold is dung."

Qin Yu was thoughtful, a little embarrassed, but really had a strong desire, so he said sincerely: "Do you gods like to paint dung on the walls? The hobby is really unique, and can I pick up a piece of dung and take it out?"

enough! Shut up! The cat glared at Qin Yu angrily, "Be serious! Come here and get the task!"

There is a large turntable in the gold house, which looks a bit crude and made of wood. At first glance, it looks like the rudder of a ship.

"Life is like a long voyage, you must always grasp the steering wheel, it is your steering wheel, and your life changes start from it!"

The always weird and arrogant cat is so serious and prudent, Qin Yu is rarely nervous, "I seem to have seen what you said in Baidu search, don't stare at me, I'm too nervous, I need to calm down."

She was indeed a little nervous, because there were twelve tillers on the steering wheel, and there was only one arrow.

It also means that her first crossing is likely to be one of those twelve.

What if she chooses the end of the world?

Hey, the endless flow of the last days is harmful to people. Zombies can be called the killer of women's fear.

"Hey, how could you choose to go to the end of the world at your level, your level is not enough! The mission is only known after you travel, it will first determine which of the three thousand small worlds you go to, but I must tell you, the first time The fast travel task is also a novice task, it will determine you based on your novice performance"

decide what?

The cat paused for a moment, and said, "I'm sure if you have the value of cultivation."

Qin Yu frowned: "It's obviously a very dangerous and disadvantageous thing, why do you insist on saying it as if I took advantage, and I can see the hypocrisy from your expression, so the mission failed this time, is the punishment severe? "

Hate! Can't you be a little stupid?

How could it be judged that this woman was an idiot before? Could it be that some future memories have such a big influence on her?

The cat was puzzled, but didn't say anything, just kept a straight face: "After you travel through, you will naturally know your mission, and the time in your three thousand small worlds will be replaced by the delay of the golden house and replaced by the real world. The flow rate of time is about twelve to one, that is, twelve hours are compared to one hour on your side."

Qin Yu did the math: "I'm going to get up at five o'clock tomorrow morning and walk outside to wait for the bus to go to school in town. It's eight o'clock in the evening and there are still nine hours left."

The cat quickly came to a conclusion: "That's nine days."

Qin Yu was stunned for a moment, and after careful consideration, he asked leisurely, "You don't have a math teacher in heaven, right? Isn't it four and a half days?"

This is a bit embarrassing.

The cat was silent for a while, and secretly used the cat's paw to calculate, but then realized that he was losing points, so he suddenly grabbed Qin Yu's hand with the cat's paw and turned the rudder suddenly.

I hate it, get out of here!

When the steering arrow was fixed, Qin Yu found that she had disappeared in place again, as if she had entered a tunnel—it was so crowded that she almost vomited stomach acid.

When the sight in front of her eyes suddenly changed, she saw a world of blue.

What? water? Startled, she almost fell into the sea.

This is the sea?

And she's on a boat.

A cat's voice came through my head.

"Parallel world E-2222, world background: ordinary mortal modern technological world, the copy background is the adventure survival variety show "Survive, Banana!" planned by E-2222, the world-renowned TV station Durian Channel, the novice is introduced as an amateur, and the main task is Find an employer and help the other party successfully pass this variety show, the basic success reward is two stars."

The cat's voice is very cold, like the copy NPC in the game.

Qin Yu didn't care about this, anyway, she and this cat were just a cooperative relationship of mutual use.

She was trying to figure out the prompt message.

"that's it?"

It didn't say anything about the stars.

"What else do you want? Idiots need the teacher to hand in hand. The first novice task is to initially explore your own abilities, and then step by step."

"How about step by step?" Qin Yu said lightly in his mind.

"Train you idiots into less stupid idiots step by step, hahaha!"

Qin Yu could almost imagine a certain cat's smug laughing emoji.

In fact, you don't understand it yourself.

To cover up.

Snake spirits are silly and sweet.

Qin Yu didn't ask too much, after all, she had a rather sullen personality, and seeing that she couldn't ask anything out of the cat, she just covered her mouth and pretended to vomit.

Because someone is coming.

"Hey, are you seasick?"

A staff member came over. Qin Yu still understood the term amateur. After all, the day she lived until she died was a day when the entertainment industry exploded. She had watched the so-called survival variety show once or twice.

But it is limited to knowing that this is a SHOW platform for stars to show their hunger and how to find food.

For a village girl who has lived a miserable life in the countryside for many years, she always feels that this kind of program is a bit like moaning for illness, so she has always been respectful and insensitive.

Unexpectedly. She also has today.

"I'm sorry, I just felt uncomfortable just now, which made you worry."

The current Qin Yu doesn't have any sense of existence. He's just an amateur, just an ordinary person who doesn't fit in with the entertainment industry. This original owner's status can be used in this "Let's Survive, Banana!" "'s variety show, also due to the overwhelming luck of shit, I was stunned to get a lucky card from the 300,000 people in the national audition.

But this is probably cheated by the powerful fate of the Golden House.

Qin Yu saw his current appearance from the staff member's sunglasses - it was about two years old based on the sixteen-year-old girl's false report, and there was not much change.

A bit earthy, generally inconspicuous.

Hey, can't you change her skin?

Even if you are not beautiful, you have to have big breasts, otherwise she can see a little pity on this uncle's face, not impatience, as if to say——If you get seasick later, I will knock you out and throw you back for a change A second generation who brought money into the group.

So, after thinking twice in his mind, Qin Yu quickly set himself up as a well-behaved, considerate and polite little sister.

Sure enough, the uncle still eats this set. Originally, an ordinary person should know his duty and not be a monster.

He said casually: "Pay attention to yourself, we are all very busy and don't have the energy to do other things."

Qin Yu agreed with all his mouth, neither whiny nor dull, as if he was very calm.

The uncle was satisfied and left.

Only now did Qin Yu have time to look at the current environment.

First of all, the boat is good, but it can't compare with the luxury yacht in front.

And here is indeed a sea area. Looking at the water quality and the air quality of the blue sky and white clouds, even those good seaside cities in Hainan can't compare.

Probably abroad.

Two conclusions can be drawn-wealthy and class-clear.

That means that she has to have two ways of expressing her personality, 1. Do great things in obscurity.

2. Do something earth-shattering.

She wanted to take the second route, but she didn't have enough capital, her breasts were not big and her waist was not thin, so there was no way out!

Then go the first route.

Qin Yu was soon ready to make contacts and ask for information, so she focused on the person who was reading a book not far away.

She observed it for 30 seconds just now. Although this person looked worried, he was not cramped. He didn't have any tools on his body. He was always observing the surrounding waters, and occasionally showed a surprised expression. It seemed that he was not rich in clothes, and he was not gloomy— — You can tell by looking at the people passing by from time to time, maybe he is also looking for someone to know and communicate with.

I don't know much, I'm worried about my performance in the show, and I only have one movie, he also needs the same person to share his emotions.

Qin Yu: I'm here.

So she walked over.

In the afternoon, I finished a chapter and went out in a hurry, thinking that I would be able to go home at six or seven o’clock, but ended up staying with me until now. I’m sorry everyone, there is another one tomorrow, and I have to go out in the early morning. The update is uncertain, everyone forgive me~ ~Why didn’t I save the manuscript? I’ve been sick for the past few months, and I’ve had enough time, but I can’t sit down, and I feel uncomfortable when I sit down. So this time, the opening of the new book is also a bit hasty, causing trouble for everyone.