I Just Want To Farm

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First of all, as a person who has been acupunctured, Qin Yu can't move. Faced with "I'm crying, I'm receiving double devil tutoring between hell and heaven, and I miss you every day, and I cry when I think of you, and then cry" While taking the exam, Su you, a stinky chicken, hooked up with other people behind my back!"

Faced with the matter of not hooking up or sleeping with people randomly, Qin Yu still promised him.

The results of it!

As soon as he came back, he saw the magical horse!

Big pig's hooves, everyone has big pig's hooves!

Scum girl!

Delicacy exploded, the already chubby body gave a ball a glance, the fluffy short hairs also exploded one by one, and the fat tail slapped Qin Yu's face several times.

Of course, the strength is very small.

Since they had known each other for so many years, he had fought with Qin Yu no less than three times a day on average, but none of them were injured.

So this time. ． ．

He stopped suddenly because he saw tears in Qin Yu's red eyes.

Jiaojiao's tail froze all of a sudden.

"You... I'm useless, don't bully me! I came from heaven, don't touch me!"

Jiaojiao's words were a little messy, but she subconsciously squatted next to Qin Yu's head, and swept Qin Yu's eyes with her fat tail.

Sweeping away the tear that was about to fall, he felt as if his tail was on fire.

Especially when Qin Yu called him in a low voice.

"Fat Jiao."

"What are you doing... don't cry!" Jiaojiao put her hips on her hips, very serious.

"You're fat again."

"..."

Jiaojiao stared at Qin Yu expressionlessly, and Qin Yu also looked at him softly.

The four eyes met, and after a while, Qin Yu smiled at the corners of his mouth, and Jiaojiao also smiled. His two fleshy claws passed over and hugged Qin Yu's neck, but his tail was wagging happily.

Happy, he is super super happy!

meet again.

I was so happy that I cried.

Jiaojiao hugged Qin Yu and cried.

Weeping until Jinbi was speechless. ． ． ．

This is really the son of the god who cries the most in the world it has ever seen.

Cry three times a day, it can be continuous or intermittent, it depends on the situation. ． ．

The immediate situation is obviously. ． ．

Qin Yu finally became more sensible and said, "There is still a person lying on top of me, you push her away first."

As soon as she said that, Jiaojiao suddenly came to her senses, raised her head, and looked at Hua Baijing, who was full of flirtatiousness.

With a puff, Jiaojiao sat on the ground.

Qin Yu's heart trembled, he had a bad premonition, before explaining, Jiaojiao's peak state came.

Sitting on the ground with soft buttocks, the two fat hind paws are crossed together, the two fat front paws are helplessly spread on the legs, the big head is tilted at 60 degrees, the corners of the mouth are drawn down, the eyes are drooping, and the eyeballs are brewing with big teardrops, which cannot be shed. of.

The whole body is covered with a kind of enigmatic temperament of "your little ancestor is already heartbroken and needs you to kneel down to coax me".

"I knew it, I knew it..."

"The so-called clothes are not as good as newcomers. After I leave, you will definitely forget me, but I didn't expect you to be so indiscreet."

Whoops, the tutoring is effective, and I can speak cultural words.

Seeing him crying, Qin Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only explain: "No, the situation is not like this, it's actually...Look at the man over there, the main source is him..."

Jiaojiao saw Xiao Tiantian who was wearing only underpants not far away, burst into tears, and suddenly burst into tears.

"Your uncle! It's fine to hook up with such a coquettish woman."

"There's another man!"

"It's all undressed like this, you must have slept through it!"

"Woo... woo... You are too much!"

Jiaojiao was completely immersed in the extreme sadness of being betrayed by her shit-shoveling officer, until Qin Yu Youyou said, "Are you hungry?"

The crying stopped.

A fat man said, sobbing, "Hungry~"

The golden wall is as quiet as a chicken.

Such a routine. ． ． It's been so many years, it hasn't changed ahhhhhhh!

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Jiaojiao misses the delicacies in the world so much, and misses the delicacies that Qin Yu cooked for him even more, but Su Su!

When Qin Yu's fat paws touched the acupuncture points several times and still couldn't be released, both the cat and the cat were helpless.

"What kind of bullshit is acupuncture, so angry!" Jiaojiao doesn't understand this world of martial arts acupuncture, but it's not a problem for Qin Yu to lie down like this all the time.

"I'm not afraid that this Hua Baijing will wake up, but I'm afraid that Xu Jingchuan will find me." Qin Yu is very aware of danger, mainly because he was scared tonight, and there will be twists and turns, in case she clicks on the back again.

Jiaojiao was taken aback: "Xu Jingchuan? That Grandmaster, what did you do to him? Why is he chasing you?"

Qin Yu laughed dryly.

Jiaojiao puffed up her cheeks: "I can see the hypocrisy from your face, did you sleep him?"

Qin Yu: "No, don't talk nonsense! Don't ask, it's just a bad guy trying to harm me."

However, the golden wall broke the news in minutes.

—She took off his trousers.

Qin Yu: "..."

Paralyzed, dead!

Jiaojiao rolled her eyes, poked Qin Yu's cheek with her paw, and poked a dimple, "I didn't take it off, I'll lose the face of the son of the god! Forget it, I'll settle the score with you later, I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too." Qin Yu sighed. She had been busy plotting to kill people in Tiance Pavilion for the past few days, and she really didn't eat anything. She suffered a big loss tonight, and was hungry when she couldn't move.

"Then what should I do, or wake up this unscrupulous woman and let her relieve your acupuncture points?"

"No." Qin Yu vetoed this possibility, "You can't use force, she is strong, once she wakes up, let alone relieve me, she can kill me in front of you, can you believe it? .”

Jiaojiao believed it.

then what should we do? Qin Yu thought for a while and said, "I still remember the location of the acupuncture points she gave me, or I can only use the acupuncture points to break the acupuncture points."

Jiaojiao is not very confident, "Didn't you guide me to try once just now?"

Qin Yu: "I tried the position of the acupuncture points, but I didn't pay attention to the strength. I remember her strength. Now let's try the strength, and then according to the position of the acupuncture points..."

If it is said that Qin Yu has not been unsuccessful in planning something by himself, then if this person and a cat do something together, they will basically be absolutely successful.

Five minutes later, Qin Yu only felt her body's meridians loosen, and she felt a numbness and pain, and then she regained consciousness.

Finally out of trouble.

Qin Yu felt pain all over his body. He leaned against the wall and turned his waist, "This acupuncture is really powerful."

Seal the tendons so that the internal force and qi and blood cannot flow away. If you lie down for a long time, you may become paralyzed.

"What about this couple? Have you killed them?" Jiaojiao is very hostile towards Xiao Tiantian and Hua Baijing, especially after knowing that they are flower pickers, she is very unfriendly.

Qin Yu pondered for a while, and said, "Kill it."

One to smear her reputation, the other to destroy her virginity, neither is a good thing!

One person and one cat are planning to kill each other. ． ． ． Suddenly they stopped their movements and looked at each other.

Someone is approaching!