I Just Want To Farm

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The hot search rankings in the imperial capital have been refreshed. The lady who was ranked number one before was overwhelmed by the return of the lady. The whole people eat melons with the ruling and opposition parties.

But the strange thing is that the conspiracy of Qinghuang Mountain was suppressed to death, and almost no one mentioned it—the wife of Mr. Xiangye is actually one of the blood relatives.

Probably because I dare not mention it, or if I want to mention it, it will be dealt with.

Anyway, during the period when Qin Yu lived in the Prime Minister's Mansion, he was exceptionally clean. He had everything to eat, drink and drink, and gave him whatever he wanted. The only thing that made Qin Yu and Jiaojiao unhappy was that. ．

Jiaojiao: Damn it, you big pig's hooves, you just read books and practice martial arts, you agreed to cook me a table of delicious food?

Qin Yu: Damn it, it's so annoying. This guy surnamed Lin comes here every now and then, and doesn't speak when he comes, he's insane!

Jiaojiao: Look at what I said upstairs.

Qin Yu: Don't you know how fat you are?

One person and one cat bickered from time to time, and this night, Jiaojiao was muttering again that although Xiangfu's food tasted good, he was still very unhappy.

"I'm not happy that you still finished eating, you licked the bottom of the plate!"

"You make it for me and I can lick it twice!"

You really thought it was a yogurt box lid, didn't you?

Jiaojiao was angry and was about to rush over to beat Qin Yu when she heard movement outside.

Yep, here we go again.

"It's inexplicable, I didn't just come here yesterday."

Is there something urgent? Qin Yu's heart skipped a beat, he got up holding Jiaojiao and walked outside, just in time to see Lin Heng coming to the front door, he said: "Follow me."

Qin Yu frowned, his face suddenly changed slightly, and without any hesitation, he walked over with Jiaojiao in his arms.

"I wish I wouldn't show up on weekdays, but now it's so simple?"

"I knew Ye Rou was going to give birth just by pinching my fingers."

Are you Songzi Guanyin? Also counting.

Jiaojiao rolled her eyes.

"It's not about counting, it's because you've been thinking about it all the time." Lin Heng smiled.

Qin Yu: "This is no nonsense, my child."

Lin Heng: "..."

In terms of brazenness, it is not as good as my wife's case.

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"Exhale, inhale, miss... You must hold on, don't shout, and keep your strength." Zhao's mother encouraged Ye Rou. Ye Rou's physique was much worse than that of ordinary women, and she was poisoned. Many came back, and the imperial physician took care of them. It stands to reason that giving birth would not be difficult.

But even the imperial physicians can't guarantee 100% success, after all, ancient births are just a ghost gate.

No, the more he looked at Ye Rou's production situation, the more pessimistic he became.

It's a bit difficult.

Naturally, it was difficult, but if it was easy, there would be no missions.

After a while, the faces of the imperial physician and Mother Zhao changed.

The child is stuck and cannot get out.

Just when everyone panicked, Qin Yu arrived.

Mother Zhao didn't know who it was, so Qin Yu came in and knocked Mother Zhao and the others unconscious with two or three blows.

Ye Rou was sweating profusely, looking at Qin Yu in astonishment, panicking. ． ．

Qin Yu said something.

"I, Young Master Yu."

Ye Rou: "..."

"The original Little Yugong was killed by me a long time ago."

"I need his identity."

"But I didn't expect you to appear. Because of your identity, you are both women. I can't just sit back and watch."

"Since I'm in charge, you should be good and give birth to the child."

"By the way, I don't have the problem of keeping the big and the young. If you think about having a child, you don't want to live anymore, so I will strangle the child."

"Listen to me now, do it, good boy~"

Ye Rou lost the ability to speak a word from beginning to end, and only reacted instinctively in a short period of time.

She grabbed Qin Yu's wrist.

tight.

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Lin Heng was drinking tea outside while reading a book.

The sound inside was very low, as if no one was giving birth, but sometimes a woman's voice came.

After all, it wasn't her own woman, nor her own child, Lin Heng was very calm until the voice of ga-cha, ga-cha, ga-cha came.

Unbearable, he raised his head and looked across.

Sitting opposite was a cat, holding a big pear and gnawing on it, its cheeks were full of juice.

After watching for a long time, the eyes are very stressed.

Jiaojiao was a little uncomfortable, her eyes were a little dodgy, so she moved her butt carefully, turned her back, and left Lin Heng with a plump back.

Continue to rub, rub, rub, rub.

Lin Heng: "..."

What cat raises what person.

At that time, Jiaojiao was also asking Qin Yu, "When will you give birth? I think your husband might eat me."

Qin Yu: "Nonsense, he can't say anything like you."

Jiaojiao: "What you said doesn't sound right to me."

Qin Yu: "Okay."

What's up?

The baby is born.

When the sound of a baby crying came from the room, Jiaojiao opened her eyes wide, gnawed on the big pear, threw the pear casually, and quickly switched to the perfect comic effect of Kazilan's big eyes crying with joy, and ran to Qin Yu to watch the child .

Moved and sincerely pleased. ． ．

Qin Yu: How did you make it look like this fat man was her real father.

Lin Heng saw the whole process with cold eyes, the corners of his mouth were thin and cold, and said indifferently: "Since the child has been born, pack up and go home with me."

Come home with me, he said this sentence very calmly.

Qin Yu: "Her condition is not very good, I will stay tonight to take care of her."

Lin Heng: "Are you staying? Never thought that your staying would cause much association to outsiders?"

Qin Yu: "Say I'm having an affair with Young Master Yu, I love Wu Jiwu, and then your head turns green?"

Fortunately, there is no one else here.

"If I practice martial arts." Lin Heng stared at Qin Yu, his eyes were colder than the moonlight, "You are already dead."

"It sounds like you have amazing talent, and you can go to heaven if you want to learn." Qin Yu was noncommittal, and there was a bit of meanness in this gentle and soft look. ． ．

Lin Heng: "Do you really want to stay?"

Qin Yu: "Why, can't you bear me?"

Lin Heng glanced at her, and summoned outside, "Go, clear out one of the courtyard rooms..."

Qin Yu: "No, Ye Rou reserved a room for me. I already have a place to sleep here."

She should be straightforward, so Lin Heng waved his sleeves and said flatly: "I asked someone to prepare a room for me. Since Madam has said so, then forget it."

Qin Yu had a bad premonition, and sure enough, Lin Heng's next sentence was: "Go and move a pear blossom wood desk, because I'm not used to other wooden desks."

You are precious, right?

Qin Yu wanted to say something else, but his subordinates only listened to the Prime Minister, and ran away like a rabbit.

"Ah, the Prime Minister has also thought about what outsiders will think after you live here with me?"

Qin Yu smiled but wasn't smiling.

Lin Heng: "It's just that I think the child in Ye Rou's belly is the truth, and the coffin boards of Xiao Yugong, a subordinate, are probably green. Compared with what you said, this result is easier for the truth to accept."

The old king next door is struck by lightning, you.

Qin Yu twitched the corners of his mouth, and was about to enter the house with the child in his arms.

"what you do?"

"Go back and get in touch with the child's mother, and try to make outsiders think that your wife is having an affair with your subordinate's wife."

Lin Heng: "..."

The most poisonous woman's heart.

And Ye Rou, who was half awake in the room, fainted immediately when she heard the words at the door.