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The auditorium is already filled with mathematicians from all over the world. They sit quietly in their seats, as if listening to a lecture in a classroom. Someone has counted the most boring types of people in the world, and mathematicians top the list. Apart from studying mathematics and teaching, they seldom participate in other activities, let alone singing and dancing.

So when several young people in Norwegian national costumes on the stage performed a tap dance with weird rhythms accompanied by Hardanger's violin. The professors in the audience just stared quietly. Are these people on the stage performing Eastern zombies? Does the young man from China like to watch this?

The actors on the stage performed their national dance hard, and the audience was silent. The atmosphere was too weird. Especially when a young dancer accidentally stepped on someone else's skirt in nervousness, "呵啦." The pants, which were not made of strong fabric, were split into two, and a mannequin appeared on the stage.

"Hahaha!" The audience roared with laughter, and the audience applauded.

This show is interesting, I thought it was a dance, but it turned out to be a joke.

Not bad.

The "joke dance" ended in a hurry, and Professor Stormer, who was in charge of the preparations, wiped the sweat from his brow. He would definitely take a few hairs off the polar research bear that the person who proposed to add a little ethnic character to the ceremony.

Fortunately, the media from various countries did not start the live broadcast just now, otherwise the Abel Awards Committee would be ashamed internationally.

"Hi everyone, welcome to the Abel Prize award ceremony venue." Professor Stormer took an envelope and walked onto the stage. Although the list of winners has already been announced, the appearance still needs to be done.

"The winner of this year's Abel Prize is a graduate student of Yanda University. Everyone knows that the Abel Prize was established in memory of the famous mathematician Abel."

"Abel has made countless achievements in his life. For the first time, he gave a complete proof that there is no general form of algebraic solution for general algebraic equations higher than the fourth degree. He discovered the Abelian function and created the elliptic function. But he did not get mathematics at that time. Recognized by the world, he died young at the age of 27."

"It was not until shortly before Abel's death that people realized his value. In 1828, four members of the French Academy of Sciences wrote to the King of Norway, asking him to provide Abel with a suitable scientific research position. Legendre was also at the meeting of the Academy of Sciences Great praise to Abel. Two days after Abel's death, Klier wrote to say that it was too late for Abel's success in getting a professor of mathematics at the University of Berlin."

"So awarding the Abel Prize to a newcomer in the field of mathematics today is completely in line with the concept of the establishment of the Abel Prize."

He tore open the envelope, vomited and read.

"Next, I would like to invite the Abel Prize winner, Li Mo from Huaguo. The LIMO transformation theory he proposed is one of the most important theories in the mathematics field in recent years."

Li Mo stood up and walked towards the stage under the watchful eyes of hundreds of mathematicians.

"Welcome, Li Mo." Professor Stormer stretched out his right hand.

One old and one young, the two pairs were tightly held together.

"To be honest, your age really makes me jealous." Professor Stormer said enviously, "You won the Abel Prize when you were less than 20 years old, and you can imagine your future achievements."

Li Mo smiled and said: "Mathematics is a science full of inspiration and wisdom, and I just got a spark of inspiration by chance."

Neither arrogance nor arrogance, nor timidity nor arrogance, this is what Professor Stormer felt from this young man. There is no shortage of geniuses in the mathematics world, but these talents often pass away like meteors.

"The speech is so good, the mathematics is profound and profound, and we are all like childish urchins in front of it." Professor Stormer agreed with Li Mo's statement.

He took out a huge check.

"Now I present this check to you, hoping that you can continue to climb the peak and solve endless mathematical puzzles under Abel's watchful eye."

Li Mo took the check printed with NOK 200 million and held it up high.

There was thunderous applause from the audience.

"According to the usual practice, do you want to give an acceptance speech?" Professor Stormer kindly reminded him that he liked this young student so much.

Li Mo gently put the check aside, picked up the microphone, and looked into the distance. "Everyone has dreams since they were young, and so do I. My dream is to become an international basketball superstar. To dominate the basketball court and win the hearts of thousands of girls."

There was a burst of laughter from the audience, the young man spoke too directly. Compared with the colorful life of those basketball players, they are too poor.

"But unfortunately, I have no chance to realize this dream."

"Because I became a mathematician when I grew up, I want to use my intelligent mind to explore the secrets of the mathematical world, and I want to describe the whole world with omnipotent numbers."

"Although we don't make as much money as them, although we don't have their strong body, although we are not as popular with girls as they are."

"But we mathematicians have the most intelligent brains in the world, so I am proud to be a mathematician."

There was thunderous applause from the audience, and hundreds of mathematics professors stood up one after another.

"This young man is really good. No other winner has received such treatment." Professor Stormer, who was standing next to him, looked at the boiling scene and was filled with emotion.

At this time Hua Guoyan University

Students from the mathematics department gathered in the cafeteria as they watched live footage of the awards ceremony broadcast live on national television.

"This stage is a bit crude, not as grand as the Nobel Prize award ceremony." A boy wearing glasses was well-informed.

"The stage is simple, and the prize money is high. 200 million NOK is about 5 million RMB. It is as much as a Nobel Prize."

"We who study mathematics don't care about pomp."

"That's right, you see, more than half of the big names in the international mathematics world are sitting in the audience, isn't that enough face?"

"Do you know how to do it? Mathematics depends on the stage? Why don't you dance?"

"That's right, that's right."

Seeing this, the boy who complained about the crudeness of the stage shrank quietly to the side, "I'm just saying, what about it?"

If Li Mo could only be regarded as a genius of Yanda University in the past, now he has been upgraded to a school treasure, and any remarks that are unfavorable to the school treasure must be criticized.

No one saw, a plainly dressed girl in the corner looked at the picture on the TV and showed a bright smile. This smile is so innocent and so touching.

Montgomery High

Several banners have already been hung at the school gate, with the words "Congratulations to Li Mo, a graduate of our school, for winning the Abel Prize." "The Abel Prize is known as the Nobel Prize in mathematics." "Li Mo became the first Asians for this award.”

Principal Jiao Xuefeng looked at the banner with satisfaction, "It's still the new dean who will handle things, and a few banners will solve the problem." The only regret is that Li Mo's parents were not invited to the auditorium to watch the live broadcast, otherwise Mengcheng Yigao will definitely appear on TV.