I kidnapped an alien civilization

After 10 o'clock every day in the supermarket, the fresh ribs will be snapped up by the aunts who like to cook soup, leaving only the frozen ribs from the cold storage.

"Fortunately, it's not until 10 o'clock, so there's still time." Bi Mingyu parked the car in the basement of the supermarket, and subconsciously checked the time.

Pull the handbrake, get out of the car, and close the door in one go.

After successfully squeezing into the elevator, he was only a dozen meters away from the ribs.

Just stepped out of the elevator, "Drip~woo~~drip~woo~~drip~woo~~"

A sharp siren sounded from his pocket, and people around him cast strange glances.

"Damn it!" Bi Mingyu's heart skipped a beat, and it was the phone ringtone he had set for his work number that rang.

"Desperate Witch", he turned on the screen, and a name came into view.

"Oops, it's the supervisor!"

Bi Mingyu hesitated for a moment, but still answered the call.

A sharp voice came from the receiver: "Xiao Bi, where are you going? Why can't you get through the phone? Go back to the company!"

Bi Mingyu looked at the entrance of the supermarket, and said boldly, "Director, I'm on vacation today, and the work has been handed over to Xiao Liu."

"Vacation?" The supervisor paused, as if he was thinking about something

"Oh yes, but now your vacation is cancelled!"

Then yelled:

"The server exploded again, hurry back to the company, now! Immediately! Immediately!"

Bi Mingyu frowned. Although the life chasing witch has a fiery temper, she is not impatient. What happened today? When the server exploded, there was still a spare, so Xiao Liu could handle it, so why did you have to find him?

Countless questions arose in his mind.

Exploding servers vs. fresh ribs that are just around the corner.

Finally, the 5-figure salary per month prevailed, "I'll be right there!"

After hanging up the phone of the Witch, Bi Mingyu sent another short voice message to his girlfriend: "Temporarily working overtime!", he knew that his girlfriend was at work, so it must be inconvenient to answer the phone.

Stepping into the bib building, Bi Mingyu found that the atmosphere in the company today was too strange. The front-end boss, who always had eyes on his head, unexpectedly cast an indescribable look through the glass.

There is also the receptionist who is known as Langhua. When he checked in, there was a trace of rosiness on his fair little face.

What's going on here? It's rare that everyone finally discovered my hidden handsomeness?

Feeling anxious, Bi Mingyu pushed open the door to the operation and maintenance department.

"Xiao Bi, you're finally here, hurry up." The life chasing witch was wearing a cool see-through outfit today, her feet were so high that she rarely appeared in the office.

Bi Mingyu nodded slightly, "Xiao Liu, what's the situation?" He didn't pay attention to the instigator who ruined his carefully prepared "surprise plan".

"Boss, the server has exploded!" Xiao Liu in front of the computer looked at a loss.

"How many have exploded? Just replace the spare one and hang it up first." Bi Mingyu pushed Xiao Liu away, and he wanted to apply for a spare as soon as possible.

"The 511 station is hung up." Xiao Liu said innocently.

"What? 511 units?" Bi Mingyu opened the status table, and sure enough, almost 1/4 of the servers were brought by dogs.

"Why is this happening, shouldn't it be?" Bi Mingyu is very familiar with the servers he personally maintains. After his careful optimization, each server can withstand 10,000 simultaneous visits, and the number of visits from bib users has been stable on weekdays.

Unless there are some hot events?

With a jump in his heart, Bi Mingyu opened the online statistics, and a red upward curve appeared on the screen.

"I'll go, 10 million people are online at the same time?"

The number of visits exceeds 500%, no wonder the server hangs up so much.

The record of the number of people online at the same time with bibs was created in the marriage event of a Uranus superstar, but the number of people at that time was only 2 million.

This time, 10 million people were online at the same time, and the number is still increasing.

Bi Mingyu opened the response time analysis, "The response time is 600 seconds."

Sure enough, as the server keeps running, the system will automatically turn on the delayed queuing mode, that is to say, it takes 600 seconds for each user to refresh the bib page.

"After such a long waiting time, no one is willing to close the page?" Bi Mingyu was puzzled.

Because according to the statistical analysis of Internet big data, the average maximum waiting time of Internet users is 7 seconds. Once the page cannot be opened within 7 seconds, 90% of users will immediately close the webpage.

"Could it be that an alien crashed into the earth?" Bi Mingyu felt that only news of this level could attract such a hot onlooker. He opened the database index page, and the index showed that 98% of the traffic pointed to a blog post on the bib.

A blog post that attracts 10 million viewers?

Well, Bi Mingyu also became curious.

"Nobel Prize winner Li Mo will draw a lucky netizen to go to Sweden with him!"

Got it, got it all.

The instigator is this Professor Li Mo.

Everyone came for his quota.

There is no registration fee, as long as you pay attention to the message, you may have the opportunity to participate in the Nobel Prize Ceremony.

"Know how to play, the boss really knows how to play!"

"50,000? 100,000?"

As a program dog, Bi Mingyu doesn't know how much such a Nobel dinner is worth, but he can meet members of the Swedish royal family, have dinner with European celebrities, and maybe even meet a prince or princess.

Maybe still on the news screen on national television

Thinking of this, he had the urge to put down his work immediately and participate in the message lottery.

However, he shook his head immediately. As a professional, one must have professional ethics.

Bi Mingyu opened his portable notebook, and "crackled" on the keyboard frantically.

"Okay, supervisor, now I need your permission to add this plugin to the database."

He "wrote" a program in just ten minutes.

"What is this?" The Killing Witch asked curiously, "Is it useful?"

is that useful? Faced with doubts, Bi Mingyu looked unhappy. Although he was doing operation and maintenance work, he aspired to become a real system architect one day and embark on the road of a great god.

"This plug-in implements a simple queuing mechanism, which can limit those waiting visits to the traffic, and then every user who successfully opens Weibo will only have 120 seconds of access time, and the ID exceeding the access time, Will be taken out by System T."

"In this way, we can save a lot of access traffic."

"Crack, clap!" The Killing Witch clapped her hands, "I'm sure I saw the right person, so our server is enough, right?"

While writing the plug-in into the database, Bi Mingyu replied: "According to the number of our servers and all the backups, it may be able to handle it."

Facts have proved that Bi Mingyu is an excellent operation and maintenance personnel, but not a suitable analyst. With the spread of the lottery information, more and more users poured into Li Mo's scarf to leave messages, and the server exploded again. up!

On the top floor of Xinlang Building, Cao Sheng, the chairman and CEO of Bibo, is standing in front of the glass curtain window, overlooking the continuous traffic on the road.

As the boss of Huaguo's largest media interactive platform, he has experienced ups and downs, especially in the past few years, the social giant Penguin also tried to enter the media interactive platform and created the Penguin scarf. With the unparalleled traffic in the social field, Penguin Registrations for the bib skyrocketed. For a while, there was a lot of turmoil inside the bib company, and investors withdrew their capital one after another.

At that time, Cao Sheng also made a major decision in front of the glass curtain window overlooking the entire Zhongguancun—launching the bib hot search function, and handing over the right to choose hot events to users. Once the hot search function was launched, it immediately became popular all over the Internet, and the number of registrations for bibs increased greatly, and it has since become the best.

"Boss, the server can't hold on anymore. The number of people online at the same time has reached 15 million, and the total number of newly registered people today has reached 30 million, and it is still increasing." The assistant gently opened the door and reported the current situation. Case.

"What's more, the current waiting time for bib visits has reached 10 minutes."

15 million people, Cao Sheng was not delighted by this huge number, because these people, especially the 30 million new users, came here because of the boss. So how to create an excellent environment and retain 30 million new users has become a difficult problem.

The waiting time of up to 10 minutes is unimaginable in today's Internet age. Once this incident is over, the evaluation of the bib will plummet. Cao Sheng has already seen the hidden worries behind the prosperity.

Finally, he made up his mind: "Let the browser, input method, video website... and portal department keep only the minimum number of servers, and all the rest are seconded to the bib department."

"At the same time, in order to express our apology for the server delay, every newly registered user will receive one month of VIP privileges."

"Also, immediately invite Professor Li Mo to become the lifelong honorary image ambassador of the bib, with an annual salary of 5 million."

Danger is opportunity, the ambitious Cao Sheng made a bold decision, he wants to keep all these newly registered users. Perhaps after this battle, the scarf will have no foreign troubles within 5 years.

Lifetime honorary image ambassador? The secretary next to him who was taking notes with a pen showed a puzzled expression, "Boss, what is the job of a lifetime honorary image ambassador, and how should the legal department draw up a contract?"

Cao Sheng put his hands behind his back: "Honorary image ambassador for life, that is, this ambassador doesn't have to do anything, as long as he admits that he is the image spokesperson of the bib."

"Get the money for nothing, and don't need to be a spokesperson for commercials and events?" The secretary instantly understood.

Facts have proved that Cao Sheng's decision to "borrow the server" is wise, because with the news of Li Mo's lucky draw in the scarf, after it appeared on the news program of the national TV station, people all over the country knew the news.

For a while, countless access requests poured into the bib server. After the server increased by 10 times, the access finally stabilized.

Finally, according to Bibo’s statistics, the number of new user registrations reached 150 million that day, and the number of visits reached an astonishing 5 billion. Even the foreign version of Bibo, which does not have the right to draw, has doubled the number of registrations.

And the instigator of all this, Li Mo turned on his cell phone after finishing his "work" for the day.

"Fuck!" His eyeballs were about to explode.

Number of fans: 510 million

Number of messages: 450 million

"This is a big game!"