I kidnapped an alien civilization

When the sun shines on the earth, Li Mo's happy "liver writing" time will begin again.

Of course, before starting, he still has small "mundane affairs" to deal with.

"Boss, the first batch of 100 Hope Primary Schools has started to break ground. There are 10 schools in total, all of which are located in mountainous areas." Zhang Xiaoli stood in the office and reported on the new projects of today's Mozi Science Experiment.

"This is the detailed material."

Zhang Xiaoli put the materials 50cm high under her feet on the desk.

Oh. There are quite a lot, Li Mo frowned. According to the laboratory regulations, he is the one who pushes forward the Hope Elementary School Project, so everything about the project must be reviewed by him personally. The Hope Primary School Project is the first national charity project of Mozi Technology, and due to the particularity of the construction project, it has to be strictly checked in terms of review.

Zhang Xiaoli arranged the materials and walked out the door. Soon, she came in with a stack of 50cm high materials and placed them on the desk.

"Boss, this is the material for the second primary school."

Then she walked to the door again

So there are a total of 10 stacks of this high material?

Li Mo stood up and walked to the door.

Sure enough, there was a small trolley full of materials parked outside the door. After reviewing these materials, it was estimated that it would take him 1,296,000 seconds.

Absolutely not.

"How about this."

Li Mo thought for a while, and stopped Zhang Xiaoli's carrying work.

"Isn't Zhang Yazi in charge of the education fund? Let her and Chen Shuxian form a two-person review team."

"In the future, all the materials of Hope Primary School will need to pass the joint review of the two of them."

He made a whole new decision in an instant. After returning from Sweden, he never saw Chen Shuxian again. According to the artificial intelligence Xiaohua's feedback, Chen Shuxian is still in the laboratory, doing the dirtiest and tiring work.

There is an old saying that "the sharp edge of a sword is sharpened", but the old saying goes that "an iron pestle is ground into a needle", and excessive tempering may not be enough.

Li Mo decided to use this childhood playmate.

Zhang Xiaoli didn't seem to be able to react for a while, she looked dumbfounded, "Then what are you doing today?"

"Send it, send it to both of them." Li Mo waved his hand, feeling refreshed in his heart: Maybe this is the joy of being a boss.

"That's good." Zhang Xiaoli nodded, then hesitated, blushing and said: "Boss, maybe you should go to the laboratory to have a look."

Li Mo's heart skipped a beat, is she complaining? Did something major happen in the lab?

Thinking about it, he walked towards the laboratory a few meters away.

I drank the wind and swallowed the sand

The prodigal son has no money to visit restaurants and listen to the pipa

Just near the door, a burst of crying and howling wolves came from inside.

open the door

Li Mo suddenly saw that Jing Jing, whose face was flushed, was holding a glass test tube as a microphone, singing loudly. Several assistants around her were still pouring red wine into the measuring cup. There are already 4 or 5 empty bottles on the ground.

This is drunk?

"Quiet!" Li Mo's face was livid.

"Boss, are you here?" Jing Jing's body was staggering, and she accidentally touched the half bottle of wine on the laboratory table.

"Crack" the wine bottle fell to the ground and rolled to Li Mo's feet.

did not break

Li Mo bent down and picked up the wine bottle under his feet.

Take a sniff.

Authentic dry red.

The corners of his eyes fluttered, but he saw that no less than 10 bottles of wine had been wasted.

He, who seldom loses his temper with employees, could no longer suppress his emotions, and shouted loudly, "What are you doing?"

Looking at the scary face of the boss, Jing Jing was a little sober from the alcohol. She lowered her head and murmured, "Isn't he doing an experiment with red wine and flies? I drank too much."

She said with a look of joy on her face, "However, I have come to the conclusion that when the restaurant guests are drunk at 6 minutes, they can't smell the pheromones emitted by the flies at all."

"You..." Li Mo looked at her smug face, almost speechless,

"You can't drink too much in the laboratory, what if you cause an accident? It's a trivial matter to blow up yourself, but what if you blow up the cute little white mouse in the cage?"

Jing Jing lowered her small face again, and said in a voice that was barely audible: "If you know about eye bags and are about to buy an Indian elephant, you don't know about 787!"

"What?" Li Mo's hearing ability is at level 12, but he seems a little confused.

"I'm talking about bags under the eyes, and I'm about to buy an elephant from India, and I'm going to let the elephant inhale helium, and then test its roar." Jing Jing raised her face, she just wasted a few bottles of red wine, As for the boss being so angry, he is too stingy, the more she thinks about it, the more angry she gets.

Li Mo frowned and waved his hands, "It's not this one, but the last one?"

"Are you angry?" Seeing the boss's strange expression, Jing Jing replied.

Li Mo shook his head, "No, it's 3 numbers. You just said 3 numbers at the end."

"787?" Jing Jing felt that the boss was a little strange, and took a step back involuntarily.

"787, are you angry, 787, are you angry!" Li Mo repeated these numbers repeatedly, his eyes lit up, he turned his head and left. He felt as if he had thought of something.

"Hey" Jing Jing chased after him, "The red wine experiment is still in the next stage, can I still do it?"

".All private experiments in the laboratory are suspended. Tell the bags under the eyes to let them pay for the elephants when they arrive."

"And the one who studies koala poop, never buy a koala or a pile of poop back!"

Li Mo replied without looking back.

Only Senior Brother Zhou didn't make trouble.

Mathematicians are still the most worry-free, can't do any destructive experiments, and save money.

"787, are you angry?"

He closed the office door, and carefully took out the note with the number on it from the safe.

5633280714.371411548

All wrong!

I was wrong.

The artificial intelligence Xiaohua was also wrong.

This is not a password at all, but a linguistic homonym.

Everything in the world, ranging from rockets into the sky to eating, drinking and drinking, does not follow the laws of science. If we say, in the process of human development, are there any "unscientific" things or phenomena?

Language is the most unscientific among them. The history of civilization that can be verified by human beings is only more than 6,000 years, and 5,651 languages ​​have appeared, not including countless dialects and ancient languages ​​that have been annihilated in the dust of history.

It stands to reason that language exists as a means of communication between human beings, and in order to facilitate communication, it should have convergence. But the reality is that in some remote places, there are even languages ​​with different pronunciations for ten miles.

The main reason for this situation is that the artistic cells of human beings are too active. In order to express emotions or show that they are different, they like to use homophonic characters instead of the original characters. In this way, over time, due to the low frequency of use of this character, it was gradually replaced by homophonic characters.

In the Internet age, netizens prefer to use homonyms of numbers instead of words.

For example, the famous "512" has become a recognized word to express love.

In 5633280714.371411548, is there also homonym?

Li Mo divided this group of numbers into two parts according to the decimal point, and then the two numbers represent a word, and obtained the following homonym table:

The homonym of 56 is Wu LIU? ,

The homonym of 33 is Shanshan or Shangshan or Shanshang?

The homonym of 28 is second dad or bully?

What is the homonym of 07? ?

The homonym of 14 is to die or the key

What does Wu liu mean? He frowned, thinking hard.

The shadow man is a foreigner. Professor Wu's son "disappeared" abroad. Li Mo is a student of Professor Wu. Li Mo attended the Nobel dinner. The shadow man handed over a note.

After peeling off layers of cocoons, Li Mo determined that the content of the note should be related to Professor Wu's son.

But he clearly remembered that Professor Wu's son's name was Wu Sanwei, not Wu Liu.

What's going on here, did the shadow man make a mistake?

Impossible, the shadow man's action without leaving a trace shows that he has planned for a long time, and it is absolutely impossible to make a low-level mistake of writing a wrong number.

Could it be?

Li Mo slapped his head suddenly, "This shadowy man may be Wu Sanwei's sympathizer, or Wu Sanwei's colleague at all. The difference between them is that the shadowy man has certain permission to go out for activities."

"After learning that the winner of the Nobel Prize in Physics is Professor Wu's student, the shadow man decided to act as a messenger and inform Li Mo of Wu Sanwei's current situation through the digital homophonic code on the note."

Thinking of this, Li Mo felt that he was too stupid, because the note sent by the shadow man was probably made by Wu Sanwei!

And Wu Sanwei was taken away by the SA group when he was very young, and he did not receive a full formal Chinese education, which means that the numbers on the note are likely to use dialect homonyms.

Li Mo clearly remembered that both Professor Wu and his wife were from Suzhou, a water town in the south of the Yangtze River, and Wu Nongjiao's speech was softer and softer, and compared with Mandarin, the tone was generally lowered by one.

In Wu dialect, the homonym of 56 is Wu'er.

The homonym of 33 is Shangshan or Shanshang?

The homonym of 28 is bully?

The homonym of 07 is bell up?

The homonym of 14 is to die or the key

The meaning of these numbers is that Professor Wu's son is on the mountain, the bully, the bell, the key

Still not smooth!

What do keys and bells mean?

Li Mo tried his best to recall everything about Wu Sanwei, and instantly thought of the "Story of the Kingdom of Bronze Statues" he told in his last phone call. In the story, the evil second prince threatened the subjects of the entire kingdom with a powerful alarm clock.

07 Ring the alarm clock!

Everything was connected, and Li Mo stood up from the chair at once.

Wu Sanwei is in the hands of the bullies on the mountain. They have an "alarm clock" in their hands. To save him, they must first find the "key".

As for the numbers after the decimal point: 371411548, they can be divided into groups of 4, which are standard latitude and longitude coordinates, representing a location on the earth.

Li Mo knows where it is without looking at the map, because it is so famous.

It is so famous that it has almost become a tourist attraction, because it is the "Area 51" of M country.