I kidnapped an alien civilization

What a yearning for a world that can be described by numbers.

"Everything can be counted!"

"Everything can be counted!"

The gray-haired old professors in the front row stood up first, and under their leadership, neat and loud slogans sounded from the audience.

This classic picture in the history of human civilization was faithfully recorded by the camera, and engraved in the "History of Mathematics of Human Civilization" thousands of years later, becoming the first mathematical knowledge that every human child in the enlightenment period comes into contact with.

This award ceremony was also recognized by later historians as the turning point of human civilization because of the goal of "everything is countable" proposed by Professor Li Mo. Since then, mathematics has gotten rid of the subsidiary status of other sciences and has become a means to directly solve the mysteries of the universe. The most powerful weapon.

To the surprise of the International Mathematical Union, the speakers arranged by the conference withdrew their original speeches and replaced them with a similar topic - how to realize a world where everything is countable.

The painting style of the entire mathematician conference changed suddenly. On the podium, what spit out from the mouths of those old-fashioned mathematicians was not logical mathematical formulas, but a "mathematical fantasy". In the fantasy, they abandoned the use of traditional physics. Instead of using chemical methods to describe the world, it uses mathematical language to fully express the world.

In the next few days, these mathematicians from all over the world devoted all their energy to discussing how to describe some simple things in mathematical language.

Professor Pister from Norway described a nail mathematically.

Mathematician Gu Maode from Greece described a stool mathematically.

As the discussions progressed, mathematicians discovered that current mathematics only applies to describing objects that are stationary and internally stable.

The simple language of mathematics pales when it comes to describing things that are in motion or that have activity within them.

The ten-member team led by the former Fields Medal winner Selberg tried to describe a drop of rainwater with pure mathematics. During the description process, they were stumped by the "inward flow" caused by the uneven distribution of gravity inside the raindrop.

In classical physics, scientists will regard the drop of water as a whole, and then calculate the speed and mass of the water droplet based on the gravity of the earth and the air resistance of the droplet. However, this overall calculation method obviously ignores the possible impact of the "inward flow" of water droplets on the external air resistance. This calculation result is completely valid on a macro level, but when it comes to microscopic movements, it is full of mistakes.

Li Mo, as the initiator of "Pure Mathematics", naturally joined this discussion. Facing the process of using mathematics to describe the world and showing various shortcomings of current mathematics, he had an idea, why not create a new branch of mathematics.

So "pure mathematics", a new branch of mathematics, was born in front of well-known mathematicians all over the world. It has only one purpose and use, and that is to describe the world with complete mathematical language.

Mathematics legend, topology pioneer: Professor Radjo Agee announced at the conference that he would change his mind and devote the rest of his life to the study of "pure mathematics".

Professor Zaine Lass, the winner of the Fields Medal and a permanent member of the International Mathematical Union, expressed his willingness to contribute the rest of his life to the development of "pure mathematics".

"Pure mathematics" has been proposed by Li Mo, and it was immediately welcomed by all the mathematicians. They knew that although this brand new branch of mathematics was still immature, its appearance was of great significance for exploring the unknown universe.

Starlight Building is located in the bustling business district of Yanjing. When night falls, the neon lights on the building are flickering, attracting the attention of many tourists.

"...beep beep beep beep." Accompanied by the sound of a roaring engine, a wine red Ferrari 911 appeared on the street.

Through the half-lowered passenger window, the awl face, big eyes, high nose bridge, and unlined eyebrows, although only a brief glimpse, are enough to make curious passers-by marvel at the standard Internet celebrity face of the female passenger.

"Gah!"

The Ferrari 911 parked directly in front of the revolving door of the Starlight Hotel.

In the driver's seat, a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears took off his sunglasses with his chubby little hands, with a grin on his face: "Xiaomei, how is this hotel?"

"This?" Xiaomei is a girl under the age of 20. She is applying lipstick to her purple lips by the dim light.

"It doesn't look like much, Brother Hao."

"I heard that bitch Xiaolan said that you took her to a five-star hotel last time. Why are you so reluctant to spend money here?"

"Forget it, I'm tired today, take me back!"

As she spoke, she angrily put the lipstick into her small bag.

Brother Hao had an evil smile on his face: "You know Xiaolan and I are just playing around, and we are sincere to you."

"Hmph! Who knew you said this to several girls." Xiaomei's face was full of anger.

"Really, what I brought you here today is an international five-star hotel. The guy with the big bald head who played the robot war last time lived here when he came to China." Brother Hao knew that this kind of girl was just pretending to be angry .

Xiaomei showed contempt on her face: "Old-fashioned, that's called Transformers, and Stanley with the big bald head, so handsome!"

"Yes, Stan is handsome with a bald head!" Brother Hao said perfunctorily.

"Okay then, but I want the presidential suite, but it's a pity the bubble bath!" Xiaomei's eyes lit up.

Brother Hao nodded happily: "Yes, my queen."

"cluck cluck"

Just as he was about to have a good night, a hotel employee in a security uniform walked up.

"gentlemen."

Brother Hao was in a great mood, and he took out two hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and handed them along with the keys: "Little brother, please park my Porsche in a good parking space."

The staff of the Starlight Hotel did not reach out to pick up the car keys, but bowed slightly: "Sir, we are full!"

"Is it full?" Brother Hao's small eyes showed a trance look, "Is the most expensive presidential suite also full?"

"It's full, I'm really sorry!" The hotel staff bowed again and apologized.

The doubt on Brother Hao's face was replaced by anger. He waved his thick arms and shouted loudly: "What are you kidding, there was a discount when I came last time!"

"Is this how you treat customers, get the manager out!"

As he spoke, he patted the hood of the Porsche 911 hard with his fat hand.

"Okay, what other women have you brought here?" At this time, the girl in the co-driver also got out of the car, just in time to hear his words.

The fat on Brother Hao's face trembled wildly, he turned his head and roared viciously: "Shut up, little bitch!"

"Go, let your manager come out, if you don't give me a satisfactory explanation today, I will let your hotel close."

"Believe it or not!"