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"I'm not me!" Yu Xiaobai deliberately emphasized his tone, as if he was emphasizing his point of view.

A person who thinks he is not himself does sound like psychosis.

"You are not you, who are you?" Li Mo asked.

"I'm Yu Xiaobai, but I'm not this Yu Xiaobai." Yu Xiaobai smiled wryly.

This is a stubborn language, but Li Mo understands it a little bit.

This guy is indeed a psychopath.

Yu Xiaobai went on to say: "I remember it was a night of heavy rain and wandering. I delivered food for a day. I was so tired that I fell asleep most of the time when I got home."

At this point, he paused and explained: "I forgot to explain, I, Yu Xiaobai, work as a delivery man. After graduating from high school, like many young people who did not enter university, I fell into the embrace of society. "

"I started to work with my relatives in an electronics factory. The work was not tiring, but it was too exhausting. I worked at least twelve hours a day. Especially every other month, I had to change shifts every day, from day shifts to night shifts."

"Professor Li Mo, you have always been at the top of society. You don't understand the concept of going to work at 6 pm every day and leaving get off work at 6 am. You also don't understand that in the electronics factory, eating and going to the toilet are limited."

"In short, after working in an electronics factory for a few years, my health is getting worse and worse. When I was only in my 20s, I started to lose a lot of hair."

Li Zhi raised his eyes and glanced at the top of his head, it was full of bushes, and there was no sign of baldness.

However, no doubts were raised.

After all, it is not easy for a mentally ill patient to open up.

"Finally, I couldn't take it anymore after I had a conflict with the group leader who deliberately found fault. If I continued to do this, I might die on this cold and ruthless assembly line one day, so I directly resigned and ran away with a bucket " Yu Xiaobai continued.

"After resigning, I lay in the rental house for several days, playing games all day long, and spraying water on the Internet. It said it was a rental house, but it was actually a few square meters in an urban village where the second landlords separated each other with wooden boards. room, no kitchen, no toilet, and only one bed. If so, it would cost a full 1,500 yuan per month."

Yu Xiaobai spoke very carefully, with a gloomy expression, as if completely immersed in memories.

"After lying in bed for a few days, I couldn't take it anymore, of course, not physically, but psychologically. Although I have saved some money in the electronics factory over the years, I will get married and raise children in the future. How can I go down."

"At this time, a big brother next door caught my attention. He went out every day wearing a golden suit, and came back with a box of chicken legs in the evening. He spent a lot of money, and sometimes gave us neighbors the chicken legs that we couldn't finish. It's clear he's making a lot of money in his job."

"So, I humbly asked him for advice. After my eldest brother drank two or two drinks, he told me that he is a delivery man, commonly known as the delivery boy."

"The golden yellow clothes are the business attire issued by the company, and the chicken legs are the benefits given by customers. Of course, it's not always chicken legs. Sometimes customers will also give him hot and sour noodles, beef noodles, and even food like chaos."

"In particular, if you work harder every month, you can earn 8,000 yuan, and you don't have to work overtime at night, and you don't have to be deliberately picked on by the team leader."

"I was in shock."

"Dressing like an ancient emperor every day and eating delicious food is simply the best job in the world."

"So, after my repeated pleadings, my elder brother reluctantly made an introduction for me. I met the person in charge of the takeaway site. After paying 500 oceans for clothing and 5,000 oceans for car rental, I became an honorable The delivery boy."

"My equipment is an electric car with three batteries installed, with a speed of 50 per hour and a battery life of 100 kilometers."

"The next day, I installed the Food Delivery Brother APP on my mobile phone according to the request of the person in charge of the site. This app is amazing, it will automatically jump out of the list, pick up food from the restaurant according to the list, and deliver it to the customer address displayed on the app , you can get paid.”

"Every time I complete an order, I can earn 5 yuan. At that time, I thought, if I can complete 2,000 orders a day, then I can earn more than 10,000 yuan a month."

"So, I desperately grabbed orders. I didn't even look at any orders, so I just grabbed them."

"So, on the first day, when the moon was in the sky, I took a gift from the client, a bowl of potato flour, and returned to the rental house. The client lived on the 8th floor, and there was no elevator. I couldn't climb the building. The client said, climbing If you don’t go up, you won’t sign for it.”

"But... after working hard all day, I really can't climb the stairs."

"In the evening, I was eating potato flour and taking stock of my income. I completed 20 orders in total, and then 3 orders were overdue, and one order was cancelled, and the money for potato flour was deducted. I earned a total of 50 yuan on this day."

"Going out at 6 in the morning and coming back at 8 in the evening, I spent a total of 14 hours."

"This is not a good start, but I am not discouraged. I believe that with my own ability, I will be able to break through the sky in the food delivery industry."

"In this way, I became one of the hundreds of thousands of delivery boys in the city."

"That day, I went home after delivering the food and fell asleep."

Good guy, after a lot of long-winded talk, I finally got back to the topic.

Patience has almost been exhausted, Li Mo cheers up.

Yu Xiaobai went on to tell: "The next day, I woke up before dawn. Hearing the sound of rain coming from the window, I was a little excited, because the delivery fee would be higher on rainy days. I resisted. The pain in the body, get up from the bed."

At this time, his expression suddenly became very strange, his eyes were confused, as if he had encountered something incredible.

His voice was a little trembling: "At this time... the quilt next to me suddenly squirmed, and a woman sat up and looked at me dotingly. She is very beautiful, just like a female star on TV."

"At that time, I was stunned. I actually slept on the same bed with a woman, and it was a beautiful woman. I jumped out of bed screaming and tried to turn on the light, but found nothing. The original location of the switch, It's empty."

"No, even if the light is dim, I can tell that this is not the rental house I used to live in."

"The woman also reacted, and turned on the light with a "snap". I was stunned again."

"The room is magnificent, with a luxurious big bed with a thin satin quilt, a glazed chandelier hanging on the roof, thick carpets on the floor, and a 100-inch TV hanging on the wall. I have only seen such a large-sized TV in shopping malls, and the price seems to be 500,000."

"Where is this place??"

"I asked the woman."

"Woman, tell me, this is my home."

"Woman, tell me, her name is Zhou Tingting, she is my wife."

"Woman, tell me, my name is Yu Xiaobai."

"I am indeed called Yu Xiaobai, but my home is a rental house, and I have no wife."

"Zhou Tingting is a good woman. She saw my strangeness and led me to the next door. The next door is a show room, the walls are covered with photos, and the biggest one is a wedding photo."

"In the wedding photo, Zhou Tingting is wearing a white wedding dress and a pearl crown, while a man in a black suit is hugging her happily."

"This man is me!"

Speaking here, Yu Xiaobai seemed to be very emotional, panting for breath.

Li Mo got up and poured him a glass of water: "Mr. Yu, drink some water."

Yu Xiaobai didn't give in, he raised his water glass and drank it down.

With a slightly relieved expression, he continued to speak: "After so long, recalling the scene at that time, I still feel panic."

"I'm a delivery man. When I woke up, I became the president of a big company. Only a domineering president who falls in love with my brainless novel dares to write like this."

"At that time, I was like a real psychopath, smashing all the things that could be smashed in the villa. I hoped that maybe through this way, I could find myself again."

This guy, if not a psychopath, has a brain circuit problem. When others suddenly become a rich man, they will definitely be secretly happy and happy, and they will never want to go back to the past. Li Mo slandered.

"Zhou Tingting is a good woman. She didn't send me to a mental hospital right away. Instead, she found the best psychoanalyst in the world for me. She thought I was under too much pressure and had psychological problems."

"However, that world-renowned psychoanalyst, after a week of earnest talks with me, didn't even get the written check, and fled overnight with the plane on his shoulders. Because, no matter how he analyzes it, I am a normal person."

"Zhou Tingting, who never gave up, invited another eminent monk to chant scriptures and pray for me, hoping that I can return to normal. It's a pity that the eminent monk who claims to save countless people in his life broke the wooden fish, and I am still the same."

"And then Taoist priests."

"And then there's the great dancer."

"Just after the master Zhou Tingting invited from Thailand returned without success, my son came back. Looking at the child who resembled me, I completely understood."

"I really suffer from a mental illness. The life of that delivery man is just a not-so-good dream of mine."

"So, I'm back to normal. I'm a good dad again, a good husband."

"Of course, I can't handle the company's affairs at all. After all, I can't even recognize a few English letters, and I don't know anything about financial statements, and I can't suppress my managers with my momentum."

"Zhou Tingting is a good woman, she was not angry about it, and entrusted the company to a team of professional managers. Then bought a cruise ship, and we started traveling around the world."

"We have been to Antarctica to see glaciers, we have been to Africa to watch indigenous people dance, and we have been to Europe to listen to symphony concerts. Of course, I don't understand concerts, and I will never understand them. What's the point of playing and singing for others? It's not even as interesting as the temple fairs I attended when I was a child, after all, it was the first time I saw a live tiger and a tightrope walking clown at the temple fair."

"However, Zhou Tingting is a good woman, and I am willing to accompany her to do these things. In this way, we lived happily for a few years. Until one night, I had another dream."

"In my dream, I returned to the original rental house. It was pouring rain outside, and inside the rental house, there was a man who looked exactly like me, squatting on the ground, gulping down the porridge without any heat. Although he was old and I'm about the same age, but my face is already covered with wrinkles and my hair is already grizzled."

"For the convenience of explanation, let me call this man the second Yu Xiaobai."

"Although it was only in a dream, the second Yu Xiaobai still found me. He was not surprised, and continued to drink the porridge with his head down. The cold porridge was like the most delicious food in the world, until he sent the last red bean with chopsticks. In the entrance, he stood up and said lightly: "Are you back?"

"At that time, when I faced the second Yu Xiaobai, I couldn't help feeling guilty for a while, and I just waited for an embarrassed smile: I'm back."

"Secondly, Yu Xiaobai put his drenched golden coat on the rope in the house, and then sat on the only place where he could sit in the rental house, on the bed."

"Then, he just stared at me without saying a word. In his eyes, there was no surprise, no doubt, no anger, no sadness, just plain, just like things should be like this."

"For a long time, when my toes almost worn out the shoes, he asked: Are they okay? I know who he asked. He replied: Very good, Zhou Tingting has rarely suffered from insomnia these years, Zhou Fang is already in elementary school, and he just won the first place in the school last semester."

"Zhou Fang is my son, no. It should be the second Yu Xiaobai's son."

"Hearing my answer like this, the second Yu Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, took out a glass bottle from under the bed, and took a sip. From the smell of alcohol in the air, I knew he was drinking low-quality bulk liquor. This kind of wine is sold in some It is sold in small alleys, with high strength and low price, and is very popular with people who work hard, but if you drink too much of this kind of wine, people will easily collapse. I used to know an old man who guarded the gate, and every morning In the evening, he always drank two taels of bulk liquor. If he didn’t drink for a day, his hands and feet would tremble. One day, he had a car accident and fell into a coma. The doctor and his family couldn’t wake him up. At this time, an old drinking friend went to visit He came up with an idea to ask the hospital to infuse the old man with alcohol. Sure enough, after two bottles of alcohol were infused, the old man who guarded the gate woke up."

"Uh, I seem to be pulling away again."

Yu Xiaobai himself felt a little embarrassed.

Not only is it far away, but it is still nonsense. Can a normal person lose alcohol? Li Mo slandered.

Yu Xiaobai went on to say: "Secondly, after Yu Xiaobai drank the liquor, his complexion looked much better and his whole body became more energetic. He then asked: How have you been these years?"

"I didn't know how to answer at the time, so I could only answer perfunctorily: It's okay, Zhou Tingting is a good woman."

"Second Yu Xiaobai was startled when he heard the words, and said with a wry smile: She is indeed a good woman. If there are really perfect women in the world, she must be one of them. At this time, I also boldly asked: What about you? ,how have you been?"

"Secondly, Yu Xiaobai raised the wine bottle, took another sip of wine, and smacked his mouth: You have seen it, what can you do? I accept your mess, deliver food every day, and only have food and clothing, and sometimes because of complaints from customers, was fined."

"I was very puzzled when I heard this, because the second Yu Xiaobai graduated from a famous university and has obtained several doctorates. He has a very strategic vision in the market and is considered a business genius by the company's people."

"How can a business genius deliver food for so many years?"