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Martian. Three eyes This reminds the red hair of a god in oriental mythology. He is called Erlang God. He also has three eyes, holds a trident, and lives with a dog.

The redhead suddenly thought of a strange question and asked, "Is the ancestor's third eye a single eyelid or a double eyelid?"

Back then, when he was reading oriental mythology, the biggest doubt he had was whether the third eye of God Erlang had double eyelids. Unfortunately, he searched all the oriental mythology but could not get the answer.

The mayor, Burt Dennison, was stunned. He really hasn't thought about this question, but there are portraits of ancestors in ancient books. The portrait uses an oval to represent the ancestor's third eye.

The village chief Burt Dennison replied timidly: "It should be a single eyelid."

"Well, the single eyelid is good, it is not easy to get wrinkles around the eyes, and it is not easy to get bags under the eyes." The red hair said subconsciously. He also wondered in his heart why he asked such a boring question. Could it be to ease the shock caused by the ridiculous story of the village chief?

"Okay, don't worry about the eyelid problem." The village chief Burt Dennison frowned and continued: "After the ancestors came to the earth, many people died because of the catastrophe that broke out on the earth, so many Technology is lost, and it is impossible to rule the earth."

"Although the technology has been lost, the blood of the ancestors has been passed down. We only need to take a secret medicine to awaken the sleeping power in the body."

Sleeping power!

The red hair was shocked, could this be the biggest secret of the village chief?

The reason why the previous village chiefs were able to rule the whole village is that apart from their high prestige, the most important thing is that they also possess all kinds of unimaginable abilities.

According to the oral history of the villagers, the village chief can spew fire that melts steel, the village chief can suspend in mid-air, and the village chief can run faster than a cheetah, and the village chief Burt Denison It is so powerful that it can single out a bull that weighs 1 ton without falling behind.

According to what the village chief said, as long as they take the secret medicine, every Adili can awaken such superpowers!

Then I can too!

Thinking that he will have superpowers, the red-haired heart beats with excitement, expecting the village chief to continue to tell more details about the secret medicine.

It's a pity that the village chief Burt Dennison just mentioned the secret medicine, and then changed the topic to the mysterious man named Wu Di.

He said with a heavy tone: "Only the village chiefs of the past generations know that we Adili people are actually a nail that our ancestors drove into the human world. The biggest task in normal times is to hide ourselves. Once an envoy comes, we must unconditionally Obey the orders of the envoys and fulfill your mission. This mission is to cooperate with the ancestors' army to overthrow the human domination of the world, but we have waited for so many years and have not received any messages from the ancestors. I thought the ancestors had given up With this plan, we are forgotten."

"However, this is also good. We can completely build Adili Village into a paradise by relying on the prescriptions obtained from the ancient books of our ancestors. Until the man named Wu Di suddenly appeared outside the village, I knew that we Adili people had arrived to perform our duties. when."

It turns out that the medicine that is good for men is the formula that the village head got from an ancient book

The red-haired excited mood gradually cooled down, and asked in a deep voice: "That mysterious person is the so-called envoy? Does he have evidence?"

Hongfa is a young man who likes to read historical stories. In historical stories, it is not uncommon to fake identities. There is a well-known eminent monk in the East. His father was a high-ranking official, but was intercepted and killed by robbers on the way to take office.

The robber not only used the official seal to pretend to be a high official, but also took the eminent monk's mother into his pocket by the way. Later, the eminent monk avenged his father when he grew up.

In ancient times, it was necessary to snatch official seals to pretend to be identities. In modern times, there is no such trouble, because the counterfeiters are very skilled. It is rumored that in the mysterious east, some experienced antique counterfeiters can actually produce antiques that are enough to deceive carbon-14 identification. .

If the certificate of the envoy was just an antique, it would not be credible at all, and the red hair was ready to convince the village chief.

"A story!" The village chief dispelled him with only four words.

"A story??" Redhead was puzzled. Could it be that this ancestor, like himself, likes to read all kinds of short stories?

The village head's cloudy eyes suddenly brightened, and his expression became serious: "This is a story that only true ancestors can know. The content of the story is the life of our ancestors on the mother planet."

"Then how do you tell the truth of this story?" The redhead frowned. Hey guys, the credential turned out to be a story. And the story is the easiest to falsify, because it itself may be untrue.

"Wu Di told a story about the Fifth Elder, and this story happens to be recorded in the divine book we recite every day." The village head explained.

The redhead's heart skipped a beat. The Divine Book is a 200-page parchment scroll with bright red symbols printed on it. The biggest task of Adili's life is to recite these symbols. These symbols have only pronunciation and have no meaning. Adili people can memorize the divine scriptures backwards, but they cannot understand the meaning.

Moreover, the village chief only asked the villagers to recite it, but never explained the meaning of these symbols, so that all the villagers thought that these symbols themselves were meaningless, just a kind of prayer similar to when offering sacrifices to gods.

Unexpectedly, the meaningless symbols in this divine book actually recorded the history of our ancestors!

Red-haired felt a burst of emotion in his heart, Adili's previous village chiefs were really amazing, they already knew so many secrets, but they kept all the villagers from it and made them live like fools.

Such a village chief must feel good!

The redhead's eyes were full of eagerness.

"The elder is the supreme ruler on the mother planet, and the fifth elder is the elder who carried out the colonization plan. She came to the earth in a spaceship herself. She is the ancestor of our Adili people." There was a bright light floating up, and the eyes were full of reverence.

"What mission does that envoy want us to perform?" the red-haired asked.

He is not interested in the history of his ancestors, the great Fifth Elder, or even divine books. In Hongfa's view, the Adili people are the Adili people, who have lived peacefully in the virgin forest for so many years, and now this peace is about to be broken.

"The envoy claimed to have been seriously injured in a battle, and asked me to collect blood to help him recover. I had to order the hunting team in the village to go into the forest to catch wild animals, and sent a basin full of blood to the envoy. But the envoy kicked the basin over on the spot, saying that only human blood is acceptable. I have no choice but to buy human blood from someone outside at a high price and send it to him.” The village chief said angrily.

Thinking about it, the village head is the emperor in Adili Village. Even if the villagers see the village head on the road, they usually stand back three feet and bend down to bow, but he was kicked in front of his face. The anger in his heart can be imagined.

The red hair looked at the angry expression of the village chief, and when he rolled his eyes, a grand plan emerged in his heart.

He lowered his voice: "Village chief, the envoy came to our Adili village, just to recuperate well, why did he go out to rob the bank?"

"Oh, it's all due to the waywardness of the envoy of the gods. He heard from the three people with him that there was a famous ancient sword in the vault of the Black Flag Bank, so he decided to get it. I persuaded him at the time, and now the city of Barcelona is in Under the supervision of the Earth Defense Bureau, if you are not careful, it will attract the attention of the Earth Defense Bureau, but he didn't listen, and scolded me for being a waste, saying that the people in Adili Village have betrayed their ancestors." The village chief said very angrily , no matter in expression or tone, it is not at all the same as when the fifth elder was mentioned just now.

The village chief took a deep breath and added angrily: "Although he is an envoy of God, we Adili people are all descendants of our ancestors. He shouldn't treat me with such a bad attitude!"

It seemed that the village chief didn't have any special respect for the envoy, and the red-haired man was already thinking about it.

"Village Chief, the Earth Defense Agency is coming, do you have a way to deal with them?" He said in a voice that only two people could hear.

The village head turned pale when he heard the words, frowned and thought for a long time, and finally he could only sigh: "Oh, although I have natural supernatural powers, and there are hundreds of guards in the village, but I really want to fight against the Earth Defense Bureau. , I don’t think I have the slightest chance of winning.”

"Oh, I hate myself!" The redhead stood up suddenly, hitting his chest with both fists and making a "bang bang bang" sound. Grief and hatred were mixed on his face, and the corners of his eyes were rosy and burst into tears.

His actions, expression, and voice at this moment are all obvious at a glance. This guy is deeply regretting.

This kind of textbook-level performance is what Redhead learned from "The Actor's Self-cultivation" created by the dramatist Stanislavsky.

If an internationally renowned Hollywood director who is not afraid of death happened to pass by Adili Village at this moment, he would be deeply impressed by his acting skills, and offered a superstar contract to bring him back to Hollywood.

The village chief, who rarely watched TV dramas, naturally didn't know that there would be such realistic performances in this world. In his opinion, the red hair was in deep regret, and maybe he might end his life by himself in the next moment.

The village head quickly stood up to stop the redhead from self-mutilation, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong, son."

The red-haired suppressed the smile in his heart, and said bitterly, "Adili Village is my homeland. Now that foreign enemies have invaded, as a villager, I have no ability to defend the village. It's better to let me die!"

As he spoke, he held his head and rushed towards the wall.

Of course, the red hair has already calculated, because the wall is made of wood, even if the village chief does not stop him, he will not be really hurt if he hits the wall.

Seeing that the red hair was agitated and ready to harm himself again, the village chief naturally tried to keep him. Since the village chief has awakened superpowers and is infinitely powerful, the red hair is naturally no match, so he can only cry loudly: "Village chief, I have decided, when the armored vehicle of the Earth Defense Bureau arrives outside the village, I will be the first to rush up. Use your own flesh and blood to stop the armored vehicles from advancing and defend the village."

The village chief felt emotional when he heard the words, although Hongfa had long been regarded as his heir, but out of fear these years, the village chief often made things difficult for Hongfa. Under the instruction of the village head, Hongfa's daily benefits are even worse than that of ordinary villagers, but instead of complaining, Hongfa actively maintains the authority of the village head and completes the work assigned.

Now the red hair is going to block the armored vehicles of the Earth Defense Agency with his bare hands, this is the real villager!

The village chief was moved, he gritted his teeth and made a decision: "Red hair, how can I watch you die!"

As he spoke, he took out a purple-black wooden box from under the bed, with weird symbols engraved on it. The box was locked with a green rusty brass lock.

The village head took out a bronze key from his neck, and stuck it into the keyhole. With a click, the copper lock was opened.

"It contains the prepared secret medicine, which can unlock the superpowers of our Adili people!" The village chief looked serious, with the corners of his mouth trembling, and slowly opened the box.

You have to do a full set of acting!

The redhead wiped his eyes with his hand and peeked at the box.

As the box was opened, he smelled a putrid stench, like 100 dead rats that had been stuffed in the refrigerator for a summer, and the redhead nearly vomited on the spot.

But he knew that this was a critical moment, and he must not do anything that would affect the plan. The red hair bit his tongue tightly, suppressing the feeling of vomiting.

The village chief didn't seem to be affected by the stench. He took out a glass reagent bottle from the box with his trembling right hand.

The vials are sealed with rubber stoppers that are coated with a waxy substance around the stoppers. The bottle was filled with a dark green liquid that looked like algae-polluted stagnant water in a stinky gutter.

"This secret medicine was given by our ancestors when our Adili people left. It can immediately awaken a superpower of the Adili people. Each one is extremely precious. In the past, only when the village chiefs changed, would the new village chiefs The chief took it on the spot." The village chief looked at the reagent bottle with bright eyes, with reluctance in his tone.

The red hair peeked at the past with his eyes, and there were 7 or 8 reagent bottles in the box. However, seeing the village head's reluctance, he sneered in his heart, and then burst into tears: "Village head, I can't let you break the rules of the ancestors, I won't take this secret medicine, I want to directly Rush to the armored vehicles and die for the village!"

As he said that, he tore off his shirt and exposed his chest, with a look of fearlessness: "I want the people from the Earth Defense Agency to take a look, what is the spirit of Adili!"

Adili's spirit. The village head was shocked. Alas, now it's the time of death, the redhead is going to do his best, and he is still hesitating. This is too much to justify.

Do you really want to watch your son Hongfa fight the steel monster with his flesh and blood?

The village chief hurriedly stepped forward to stop the red hair, and handed over the reagent bottle: "Anyway, you have been regarded by me as the next village chief, and you took the secret medicine in advance to fight against the Earth Defense Agency. If you think about it, your ancestors will not blame you."

"However, after taking this secret medicine, it will be extremely painful and you may fall into the danger of going crazy on the spot. You have to be mentally prepared."