I kidnapped an alien civilization

In the gray fog space, the big-headed Pajero man put his hands behind his back, shaking his head, pacing back and forth.

He said slowly: "The name of this story is Alien, and the recorder is Captain Yumaz Lara.

Captain Yumaz Lala was born when the Pajero civilization just stepped into level 2 civilization. He was the captain of an official Pajero expedition team and once led an official expedition team composed of 200 people to perform interstellar exploration missions in space .

In terms of the Pajero civilization at that time, his occupation can be said to be a high-level occupation. Not only does he have a generous credit point salary, but he also owns a private villa in the capital of Pajero.

Oh, right. Captain Yumaz Lara also has five spouses, all of whom are beauties with huge heads, thick necks and a weight of 200 kilograms. "

They all have huge heads, thick necks, and a weight of 200 kilograms. Isn’t this a hippopotamus on earth? She was actually called a beauty. The aesthetics of the Pajero people is really unique.

His heart moved, and he asked in a low voice: "Big head, your age is calculated according to the lifespan of a human being, and you are also thirty years old. How many spouses do you have in the Pajero civilization?"

Li Mo remembers that the big-headed Pajero once made it clear that he was more than a thousand years old when he was two-dimensionalized, and the lifespan of the Pajero was less than 5,000 years.

"...Well, I don't have any spouse." The big-headed Pajero hesitated a bit. As a carbon-based creature, reproduction is an instinct. Not having a mate means losing the right to reproduce, which means that this carbon-based organism is a failure.

Even if Li Mo, who raised this question, is in a sense the same person as the big-headed Pajero, he is ashamed to admit that he is a loser.

The big-headed Pajero man thought for a while, and explained in a low voice: "But it's not my fault, because in the Pajero civilization, one-third of the males have no mates."

"Why? Don't you have a shortage of female Pajero people?" Li Mo asked curiously, "Your Pajero civilization is already a fourth-level civilization, and you can completely control gender. There shouldn't be such a huge surprise in terms of sex at birth."

"In fact, the opposite is true. As early as the first-level civilization period, the Pajero Academy of Sciences had noticed that a large number of Pajero civilization youths could not find a spouse. Due to concerns that this would cause intense social conflicts, the Pajero Academy of Sciences deliberately adjusted the technology through genetic information to increase the number of females. The number of Pajero people." The big-headed Pajero people continued to explain:

"For ten consecutive years, the number of female Pajero people born was 200 million more than that of male Pajero people. At that time, the total number of people in the entire Pajero civilization was less than 50 billion. This is a considerable number."

"According to the prediction of the Pajero Academy of Human Sciences, with so many newborn female Pajero people, it is enough to solve the problem of single Pajero male youths. The results are surprising. Ten years later, the singleness rate of Pajero male youths has not declined, but has an upward trend. "

"This surprised the Pajero Academy of Sciences, which has always been proud of scientific predictions. The great scientists led a research team and went to the folks. It was found that although the newly added female Pajero did not become the spouses of single youths, but They committed themselves to some higher-status Pajero people."

"In Pajero society, the high-status Pajero people are those scientists, explorers, escort officers, and political officials who control the distribution of civilization materials. According to the statistics of the Pajero Academy of Sciences, these people have an average of 3 female spouses."

It turns out that the alien society also has the phenomenon of uneven drought and flood. Li Mo sighed.

He asked: "For this phenomenon, does your Pajero Academy of Sciences have any countermeasures?"

If the advanced Pajero people can have a solution, humans can also follow suit.

"No!" The big-headed Pajero said in a disdainful tone: "When the great scientists of the Pajero Academy of Sciences discovered the root cause of this situation through a trip to the people, they never mentioned the issue of single young men again, but let the civilization guard The team should strengthen the monitoring of these people. Prevent them from giving up on themselves because of failure, and at the same time strengthen publicity, calling on every single young man to work hard and fight for the construction of Pajero civilization."

"Why?" Li Mo asked.

According to the description of the big-headed Pajero people, in the Pajero civilization, the Pajero Academy of Sciences is a god-like existence, and those great scientists can completely order to prohibit high-status Pajero people from having multiple spouses.

"Haha." The big-headed Pajero carried his hands on his back, looking up to the sky and laughing.

Seeing him like this, Li Mo called him a good guy in his heart. This big head learned his expression last time perfectly.

Very talented in acting!

"There is only one reason, and that is that the great scientists of the Pajero Academy of Sciences understand that once they attack those high-status Pajero people, it will endanger the rule of the Academy of Sciences." After the big-headed Pajero people laughed, a wry smile immediately appeared on their faces, and their tone was gloomy.

"The Pajero Academy of Sciences needs government officials to help them distribute supplies, explorers to help them explore the universe, and guard officers to maintain the stability of Pajero civilization. Without these people, great scientists have to face ordinary Pajero people."

Although Big Head's words were vague, Li Mo seemed to understand and nodded silently.

"Captain Yumaz Lala is such a gentleman. As the captain of the expedition team, he has successfully completed several interstellar exploration missions and discovered more than ten resource stars with rich resources, which have been ranked by the Pajero Academy of Sciences. Once promoted, he will become an explorer directly under the Pajero Academy of Sciences and will have the title of Junior Scientist."

The big-headed Pajero went on to explain:

"In the Pajero civilization, scientists are divided into junior scientists, intermediate scientists, senior scientists, and great scientists. Most of this classification is based on the scientific research achievements of scientists, but there are exceptions."

"Every five years, in order to reward some Pajero people who have made outstanding contributions to the development of Pajero civilization, the Pajero Academy of Sciences will take out a small number of junior scientists and award them as an incentive."

"Scientists are not only a profession in Pajero civilization, but also a status symbol. With the title of scientist, both salary and social status will increase a lot. At the same time, if a person becomes a scientist, he will not be bound by ordinary laws Even if they kill other Pajero people for no reason, the guards have no right to arrest them, and they can only be judged by the Academy of Sciences."

"Of course, for hundreds of thousands of years, perhaps because scientists have a relatively high moral level, there has never been a crime committed by scientists."

"Of course, there are also rumors that those criminal incidents were suppressed by scientists. For example, a mid-level scientist named Negan Keith once arrested hundreds of civilians from the street in order to study the brains of Pajero people, and then Cut their brains open."

"In the end, public dissatisfaction boiled over, and the Pajero Academy of Sciences had to come forward to clarify that there was an almost impossible-to-find parasite in the heads of these civilians, and Negan Keith was treating those civilians. Although the operation failed, science is not Do you grow from failure?"

"When the civilians heard that Negan Keith killed people for scientific experiments, they all expressed their understanding. After all, the Pajero civilization can develop in the universe for millions of years, relying on science. It is the sacrifice of those civilians who died for science. glory."

"So, they jointly published an apology in the press, apologizing for calling Negan Keith a devil."

Li Mo smacked his tongue when he heard this. The scientists in the Pajero civilization sound a bit like the ancient gentry class.

The big-headed Pajero continued: "Captain Yumaz Lara is about to become a junior scientist, but at this moment, an accidental mistake made him fall from heaven to hell on earth."

"It was a very low-level interstellar exploration mission. The goal of the mission was Hooker, which is 1,000 light-years away from Pajero Star. In fact, this planet has long been explored by the Pajero Academy of Sciences, and there are few fresh water resources and low-level nuclear energy resources on it. , has no value in itself. The only special thing is that there is a carbon-based creature with a low IQ on Hooker. This creature looks a bit like the silkworm baby on your earth, but it is much larger in size, more than 5 meters long Long. It has a large mouth full of sharp teeth and fur that is designed to withstand firearm weapons."

"In the biological archives of the Pajero Academy of Sciences, this low-level creature is not named with an alphanumeric serial number like ordinary low-level creatures, but has a Pajero name ancient insect. The reason is that this ancient insect taste It is very delicious, its meat is juicy and tender, with a unique flavor, the content of saturated fatty acid in muscle fat is very low, and its nutritional value is extremely high.”

"Once the ancient insects were discovered, they became a delicacy on the dinner plate of the Pajero seniors. Even the great scientists of the Academy of Sciences were full of praise for it, thinking that the ancient insects were a gift from the universe. Therefore, thousands of hunting teams arrived in spaceships Hu Kexing, wantonly capture ancient insects. The number of ancient insects has dropped sharply, and the meat quality of the cloned ancient insects is far from the taste of the original ancient insects. The Pajero Academy of Sciences cannot watch such a cosmic gift go extinct. Nemesis is set as a forbidden area, and civilian spacecraft are prohibited from approaching."

"At the same time, in order to restore the population of ancient insects as soon as possible, the Academy of Sciences also prohibits the ancient insects from being taken away from Hooker. That is to say, if Pajero people want to taste ancient insects, they can only fly to Hooker to hunt for themselves. It is naturally impossible for ordinary Pajero people to do so because of Have a meal and hire an official spaceship to fly to Hooker. However, rare things are more expensive, and since then, some Pajero elites have gone hunting on Hooker as a way to entertain the most respected guests.”

"They spent huge sums of money to hire an official spaceship to fly to Hooker, took a laser gun to catch a few ancient worms from the primeval forest, and then put the live ancient worms on the barbecue grill. The ancient worms were roasted, and the fat was reduced. The high temperature melts, and the smell is fragrant. Coupled with the pristine scenery next to it, it makes those upper-class people who live on Pajero all the year round feel novel.”

"Captain Yumaz Lala's expedition is such a mission. He only needs to send more than a dozen VIPs to Hooker, then protect their safety, wait for the banquet to end, and then take them off Hooker. Going back to Pajero star is considered as completing the mission."

"Because the coordinates of Hooker's star have already been entered into the star map, and the flight path has been cleared by those previous spacecraft, Captain Yumaz Lara only needs to turn on the autopilot, and the spacecraft can reach Hooker's star. Besides, apart from the low-intelligence ancient insects, the remaining They are all small reptiles, which cannot threaten the safety of VIPs at all, so it is a simple and easy task."

"Captain Yumaz Lala also thinks the same way. Before he set off, he had his five spouses prepare for the celebration ceremony. Once he returns from Hu Ke, he will be considered as a junior scientist."

Hearing this, Li Mo already vaguely knew the direction of the following story.

Because tragedies often happen inadvertently.

But he didn't interrupt the big-headed Pajero's narration.

"The spaceship arrived at Hooker very smoothly. Captain Yumaz Lala led more than 200 fully armed team members to protect the VIPs. They used tranquilizer guns to catch 5 ancient insects from the primeval forest, and then threw them in different places. Wriggling ancient bugs sitting on the grill, eating azmi and talking and laughing loudly."

"Azmi is a drink in the Pajero civilization. It has the effect of anesthetizing the brain and making people feel happy. It is a bit similar to the fine wine in your human world. But its raw materials are much more precious than fine wine. the brains of a sea creature."

"Those distinguished guests also knew that Captain Yumaz Lala was about to be promoted, and congratulated him one after another, and some even left him his personal contact information. Looking at the private numbers in the communicator, Captain Yumaz Lala was excited No, because it means that he has begun to be accepted by the upper class Pajero people."

"At this moment, the surroundings seemed to be silent, and the chatter and laughter disappeared. Captain Yumaz Lala raised his head in doubt, and was frightened out of his wits. Tens of thousands of ancient insects came out of the primeval forest. His face is ferocious, the fangs in his mouth are bright, and there is a chilling atmosphere in the air."

"Captain Yumaz Lala smelled a fishy smell. He turned his head and saw that the trousers of a distinguished guest behind him were wet. The crew members beside him also stared wide-eyed and shivered."

"Although I don't understand why the ancient insects, such low-intelligence creatures, would riot collectively, but Captain Yumaz Lala understands that once these ancient insects rush over, they can tear the group of them to pieces with only their teeth."

"Captain Yumaz Lala fell down and took out the laser gun from behind, shouted: fire, and then pulled the trigger, the purple laser rays directly penetrated the body of the ancient insect, and the ancient insect fell to the ground, motionless."

"However, before Captain Yumaz Lala got excited, the ancient worms behind continued to charge along the body of the dead ancient worms."

"At this time, the team members were also stunned and began to pull the trigger frantically. Unfortunately, the effect was not effective. Although the ancient worms hit by the laser will die in a short time, there will be more ancient worms rushing up from behind. .