I kidnapped an alien civilization

In the manor castle, the god Xia Hua stared directly at the giant orangutan, and slowly stretched out his right arm.

She rolled the sleeves all the way to the bend of her arms, revealing her white and tender arms, then stretched out her palms at the gorilla, and whispered a strange voice: "The art of summer flowers, change!"

Captain Yumaz Lala saw a strange purple light overflowing from her palm, and the purple light whirled and flew towards the gorilla's head.

This weird purple light obviously violated two basic laws of the universe at the same time.

One is the speed, its speed is too slow, only one three hundred thousandth of the normal speed of light.

The second is the direction. Normal light travels along a straight line in the same medium, but the strange purple light flies in circles.

Could it be that ability users are bugs in the universe?

Captain Yumaz Lara felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.

Just when he was full of thoughts, the strange purple light had slowly entered the head of the orangutan.

At the moment when the purple light entered, the orangutan trembled violently as if struck by lightning, and his movements were so large that even the red bamboo in his nostrils fell off.

Just when Captain Yumaz Lala was worried that the gorillas would go berserk again, he picked up the red bamboo from the ground and was about to stuff it into its nostrils again, the gorillas let out a painful 'moo', and then a lavender light burst from its black fur all over its body. overflow.

The purple light became more and more intense, and the chimpanzee began to glow, until it was even dazzling.

Captain Yumaz Lara couldn't help but narrow his eyes, and the team members behind him had already covered their eyes with their hands.

In the flashing light, the orangutan uttered a painful 'moo' cry from time to time, struggled constantly, sometimes raised its hands high, and sometimes stomped on the ground with its feet.

The light on his body also deformed accordingly, constantly changing its shape.

This process lasted less than a minute, and then the area of ​​the light began to shrink visible to the naked eye, and the orangutan also shrank as the light shrank.

The chimpanzee shrinks until it reaches the size of a normal Gay, and then stops shrinking.

This miraculous scene made Captain Yumaz Lala click his lips.

However, this is not the end.

As the gorilla shrinks, a purple halo swirls around its body, and its black fur that grows all over its body begins to fade.

As the black hair recedes, its pink skin is revealed. When the black hair of the chimpanzee disappeared, its head, ears, mouth, arms, legs, and finally its reproductive tools all changed.

Finally, there was a sudden violent burst of purple light, and then disappeared.

A naked Guy appears in the living room.

He has black hair, a high nose bridge, deep black eyes, strong muscles bulging on his arms, and

Captain Yumaz Lala couldn't close his mouth. If he hadn't witnessed the whole process with his own eyes, he would never believe that this guy was transformed into a chimpanzee!

Moreover, this is not just a change in appearance and body shape. Captain Yumaz Lala believes that the internal structure of this orangutan-turned Guy is the same as that of an ordinary Guy.

In the Pajero civilization, what can only be done by the most advanced biological laboratory of the Great Academy of Sciences can be done with only one spell.

Captain Yumaz Lala marveled at the horror of the capable person, and at the same time he also realized the plan of the god Xiahua.

Obviously, Shen Xiahua has the ability to transform others, and she is going to turn herself and even her crew into Gays.

This is not unacceptable!

The moment he defected from Pajero Civilization, Captain Yumaz Lara realized that maybe he would never return to Pajero Civilization that day.

If you can become a Guy and live your life perfectly on Planet Gay, it would be a wise choice.

"Are you going to turn me into a Gay?" Captain Yumaz Lala turned around and looked at the proud god Xiahua.

"That's right, you've seen it too. My ability is to perfectly transform one creature into another. You are an outsider, and you stay on Gay. Sooner or later, your whereabouts will be revealed. The Master Club has already strictly ordered that anyone who sees outsiders and does not report them will be a criminal." God Xia Hua nodded and explained:

Her tone was cold: "Even if you are a magician, if you are found harboring outsiders, you will die. In fact, in order to hide your whereabouts, I have come down secretly and hunted down all the servants who have seen you in the manor. ,slave!"

Captain Yumaz Lara's heart skipped a beat. He understood the reason for the death of those tower guards, as well as the maid.

Captain Yumaz Lara had a good impression of that lovely and pitiful maid. She behaved well and looked very much like a Pajero beauty he had a crush on, except for her big head.

"Could it be that you killed all the servants who saw us?" He asked incredulously.

God Xia Hua sneered and said, "Of course, maid, I sent someone to silence the two servants who escorted the gorilla just now, and even the serfs in the field."

As she spoke, she snapped a finger at the chimpanzee-turned-guy-man, and a flash of light shot out from her scarlet fingernails, and the neck of the gay-man who was still immersed in excitement was hit by two silver needles.

He let out a "woo" and fell to the ground clutching his neck.

If you don't agree with each other, you will kill! Is this the character of the Guys?

Captain Yumaz Lara regrets landing on this planet a bit. Although he knew that the reason why the god Xia Hua did this was to keep their secrets, but killing people wantonly like this is no different from a wild beast.

Of course, the Pajero people also slaughtered a large number of lives. When they invaded the Gust galaxy, the Pajero expeditionary force even killed more than 20 billion Gust people in the Gust galaxy.

However, the Ghost is not a Pajero.

In the eyes of the Pajero, the Gust is just an animal.

Can.

The person the god Xia Hua killed was a Gay just like her.

They have the same appearance, the same genes, speak the same language, and have the same customs. There is even a high possibility that they were all descendants of the same primitive man tens of millions of years ago.

But now, because of their wealth, fame, and status, they attack each other and wantonly kill each other.

It's just plain mean.

However, Captain Yumaz Lala simply sighed a few words, because as an outsider, he was happy to see these low-level Guys attacking each other.

"Well, have you considered it? I can convert you and your crew into Gays, so that you don't have to be afraid of being chased by the Magician Club." Shen Xiahua said, sticking out her tongue Lick your lips once and make a seductive gesture.

"In this way, with my ability and your technology, we will overthrow the rule of the Magician Club and restore the glory of Emperor Abdurzak Menethil."

Captain Yumaz Lala had no other choice in order to survive.

He nodded heavily: "I hope you can turn me into a handsome Gay star man, preferably the kind that can fascinate thousands of girls."

Since you want to change, become the best!

"Of course, you are the man who will become my husband. I don't want to spend my life with an ugly monster."

Shen Xiahua didn't finish her sentence, as if she was afraid of Captain Yumaz Lala's repentance, she immediately stretched out her palm to point at Captain Yumaz Lala.

Seeing the strange purple light overflowing from her palm, Captain Yumaz Lara suddenly thought of an important question, and he hastily exclaimed: "Wait."

Unfortunately, it was too late.

God Xiahua smiled strangely, and the strange purple light instantly entered Captain Yumaz Lala's head.

This speed is simply the normal speed of light.

These were the last thoughts of Captain Yumaz Lara. He only felt a mass of cold squeezed into his head, and his whole body seemed to be frozen. This freezing was not actually freezing, but a feeling of extreme cold.

The transmission speed of his brain neurons began to slow down, his thinking began to freeze, and finally he lost consciousness and stepped into endless darkness.

This darkness is pure darkness, as if there was no light in the universe before it was created.

Captain Yumaz Lara walked aimlessly along the pitch blackness, and after an unknown amount of time, maybe seconds, maybe centuries, a dazzling light suddenly bloomed in the pitch blackness.

The darkness suddenly surged, and they crowded towards the light like monsters.

The dazzling light flickered a few times under the obstruction of the pitch black, as if it was about to go out.

Driven by instinct, Captain Yumaz Lala, whose mind had been frozen, ran towards the dazzling light.

At this moment, in his heart, the dazzling light is the hope of survival.

He ran with all his might.

The dazzling light has become a faint flame.

He gritted his teeth, jumped forward, and rushed into the flames just as the weak flames were about to go out.

all of a sudden.

He found himself feeling the heartbeat, the temperature, and the smell, and he opened his eyes again.

He returned to the castle again, and Shen Xiahua was staring at him with great interest with her big black and bright eyes.

From the reflection of Shen Xiahua's eyes, Captain Yumaz Lara saw a naked Gay star man.

this is me! !

He reacted instantly and covered the unspeakable parts with his hands.

"Oh, are you still shy?" God Xia Hua stretched out her hand to brush her hair, and said with a smile, "How is it, this body is still qualified?"

Several team members brought by Captain Yumaz Lala had mixed expressions, some were shocked, some laughed, and some even covered their eyes.

"Captain, do you have any soap with you?"

There was a bronze mirror hanging next to it, but Captain Yumaz Lala didn't bother to look in the mirror, and kept urging: "Give me clothes!"

The innate sense of shame of intelligent creatures made him feel embarrassed like never before.

If cultural relics can be preserved regardless of the erosion of time, the oldest cultural relics must be the clothes made of branches and leaves by intelligent creatures in the primitive era.

Shame is written into the genes of intelligent beings.

Shen Xiahua covered her mouth and snickered, and took out a set of purple satin clothes from the cabinet beside her: "This is my brother's dinner dress, you can make do with it. I will hire the best tailor in Zhenshan City tomorrow." Make ten suits for you."

Captain Yumaz Lala didn't care that it was someone else's old clothes, so he quickly took it, and put on his coat under a few malicious eyes. The jacket is somewhat similar to the uniform of the Pajero army, with medals and double-breasted brass buttons, and it fits fairly well.

But when Captain Yumaz Lara picked up his trousers, his face suddenly darkened, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times.

The so-called trousers are short skirts that only women wear in Pajero civilization. There are dozens of sparkling diamonds inlaid at the waistband of the short skirt.

Diamonds Only primitive creatures would like this kind of stuff.

In the early days of Pajero civilization, due to the small amount of reserves and the difficulty of mining, diamonds were once hyped into sky-high prices by unscrupulous profiteers, and there was an advertising slogan "one diamond, ten thousand years of love".

However, as the Pajero civilization stepped into space and captured several asteroids made of diamonds in the universe, diamonds, which were once more expensive than radioactive elements, suddenly became as cheap as glass.

No. Now the question is not diamonds, but how to wear this damn dress!

Captain Yumaz Lala looked up at God Xiahua, but God Xiahua looked appreciative: "This dress was specially ordered by my younger brother when he attended the annual meeting of the Magician Club. It was made by a famous artist. Hands, worth a billion Pilates."

Well, it seems there is no hope of changing clothes.

Captain Yumaz Lala put on the "skirt" amidst the laughter of the crew.

"Well, he is quite handsome." God Xia Hua stretched out his hand to help him straighten his bow tie.

Perhaps because the physiological structure has become the same as that of the Guys, Captain Yumaz Lala smelled the faint fragrance from Shen Xiahua, and an impulse surged in his heart.

In his current view, Shen Xiahua is indeed a beautiful woman. Her long hair, face, waist, and even her voice are all in line with Gay's aesthetics.

At this time, Captain Yumaz Lala also remembered the question he thought of before being "transformed": "God Xiahua, this transformation can be restored. Can I change from a Gay back to an outsider?"

Although he knew that it was hopeless to return to Pajero, the feeling of bondage in his heart made it difficult for Captain Yumaz Lala to let go.

"I hate it, please call me Xia Hua." The god Xia Hua said shyly with a blush on his face.

"Let me ask you, can this conversion be lifted?" Captain Yumaz Lala didn't give up the question because of her shyness, but increased her tone.

Shen Xiahua also realized the importance of this question to Captain Yumaz Lala, she withdrew the smile on her face, and shook her head: "No! In fact, we magicians can only use these abilities, not Know the principle of its generation. In my experience, all deformed creatures cannot be recovered after death."

"No." Captain Yumaz Lala muttered to himself as if he had been hit hard. This also means that starting today, he will be completely separated from the Pajero civilization.

"However." Shen Xiahua seemed to have a new idea, but felt that this idea was a ridiculous thing, and shook her head with a wry smile.

"But what?" Captain Yumaz Lala asked hastily.

"In the legend, the great magician is omnipotent and has fully grasped the principle of ability. If I can become a great magician one day, maybe I can help you recover your real body." God Xia Hua had no choice but to answer.

Hope arose in Captain Yumaz Lara, the great magician.