I kidnapped an alien civilization

This iron pot is similar to the iron pot used for cooking at home. The bottom of the pot is covered with smoky traces, and the surface is stained with oil, which glistens under the sunlight.

Hmm. It is a good pot that has been tempered a lot.

Captain Yumaz Lala instantly understood the reason why the god, the big iron pot, was twitching just now. It turned out that his ability was to become a big iron pot.

This ability is absolutely perfect!

Just as a smile appeared on Captain Yumaz Lara's face, he heard a voice from the big iron pot:

"Say yes, don't laugh!"

Good guy, it's not too late to speak after turning into a big iron pot. The magician is worthy of being an existence that violates science.

Captain Yumaz Lala had no choice but to restrain his smile, and he pursed his lips: "Is this pot invulnerable?"

The iron pot also appeared in the early days of Pajero civilization and is a traditional kitchen utensil for cooking food. Its main component is iron, and also contains a small amount of sulfur, phosphorus, manganese, silicon, carbon and other elements.

In terms of having a certain defensive capability, Captain Yumaz Lara believed it.

But to say that iron pans are invulnerable to swords and guns is a bit absurd.

"Try it if you don't believe me!" Seeing that his ability was being questioned, God Big Iron Pot said angrily.

Just try it!

Captain Yumaz Lara took out the laser gun from his pocket, aimed at the large iron cauldron and pulled the trigger.

He considered that the big iron pot was transformed from the god-big iron pot, and he was afraid that the god-big iron pot would be injured after breaking through the iron pot, so he deliberately aimed at the handle of the big iron pot.

A red beam shot out from the laser gun and hit the handle of the cauldron with precision.

What surprised Captain Yumaz Lala happened. After being hit by the laser, the big iron pot was not pierced, only a little red.

"The weapons of your outsiders are really powerful. They even have a heating function. I feel warm all over my body now. Let me shoot two more shots." The big iron pot said.

"." Captain Yumaz Lara.

Of course God Big Iron Cauldron was only joking, he once again turned into a human form from the light ball.

"How about it, how is my ability?"

"That's right, it's interesting to be able to resist the firing of laser guns." Captain Yumaz Lara gave a pertinent evaluation.

"It's just a little ugly. Every time I use my ability, I have to be laughed at by others." God Big Iron Pot said, shaking his head.

"It's a bit ugly, but it's very practical. Do you magicians have any strange abilities, except for the powerful ones like wind, fire, thunder and lightning." Captain Yumaz Lala's heart moved, and he took the opportunity to say something.

"Of course, I have a friend named God Earth Gorilla, he can transform into a powerful Earth Gorilla." God Big Iron Pot grinned.

"It's interesting, he must be very powerful after transformation." Captain Yumaz Lala had seen the orangutan when he first came to Gay Planet, and knew that it was a native animal of Gay Planet with a height of more than ten meters. Irritable, afraid of red bamboo.

God Big Iron Pot "Hehe" smiled strangely: "What's more interesting is that God Earth Gorilla enjoys the feeling of becoming a Earth Gorilla very much. Unlike me, he only uses his abilities when fighting, but keeps the dirt all day long. Orangutan state. So much so that he considered himself a real orangutan, and even married two female orangutans as wives."

Good guy, this is going crazy. Captain Yumaz Lara's heart twitched.

"What is this? There are even more weird ones!" Seeing his expression, God Big Iron Pot said with a smile, "I also have a friend named God Fire Ant. An ant that is small in size but extremely ferocious and can secrete deadly toxins."

"God Fire Ant can summon millions of fire ants, and these fire ants can swallow an elephant in an instant, so he is considered to be a magical magician with relatively strong attack power in the magician club. He has always been highly valued."

"As a result, one day, tens of thousands of civilians and domestic animals in the village near where he lived were turned into a pile of bones overnight. Although the magician has a transcendent status, this kind of large-scale massacre is a godsend. The magician club is absolutely not allowed. What's more, the civilians in the kingdom were setting off an upsurge against magicians at that time. After the massacre broke out, civilians everywhere started large-scale protests, and there were vague signs of uprising. To calm down the situation, the Magician Club had no choice but to arrest God Fire Ant. It turned out that God Fire Ant had already regarded himself as the Queen of Fire Ants. The reason why he let Fire Ants eat civilians was because he felt The fire ants are very hungry. In his mind, every fire ant is his child."

Captain Yumaz Lala understands that, while magicians are endowed with abilities, they will also be affected by them, and they will involuntarily substitute into them.

A magician who can transform is likely to be intoxicated by the transformed object, and a magician with the ability to summon will treat the summoned animals as his own children.

So.

"According to your description, these magicians have been affected by serious negative effects."

"God, the big iron pot, do you usually have the feeling of wanting to lie on the flames, and then sprinkle your body with vegetables, meat, seasonings, and salt?" Captain Yumaz Lala had a strange idea in his heart.

The god big iron pot can become a big iron pot, so he probably has regarded himself as a big iron pot subconsciously.

"I seem to have this feeling. I have dreamed several times that I was covered with vegetables, but I thought I would like to become a feast for the human body." God, the big iron pot, frowned and tried his best to recall, and the expression appeared on his face. Confused look.

"It seems that this may be a negative effect of my ability?"

God Big Iron Pot is very smart and has a strong learning ability, so he quickly accepted the negative effect.

"It's possible! In the universe, there is no gift for no reason. For something so heaven-defying in ability, you must pay a price in the end." Captain Yumaz Lala tried to analyze the magician's ability scientifically.

"It is very possible that the magician will eventually become a slave of ability, just like your ability is to become a big iron pot. Is it possible that during a certain transformation process, you will never be able to return to your human body and become a human forever? A big iron pot?"

Of course, he was just guessing, and even he felt that this guess was unreliable, because magicians have various abilities. Will the magicians who can release lightning turn into lightning in the end? Is it on fire?

So here comes the question, what will the god Xiahua who can transform others become in the end?

Therefore, Captain Yumaz Lala also felt that the price statement was unreliable, and immediately shook his head.

However, God Big Iron Pot believed it, and the sweat on his forehead 'shua' rolled down, and his face became extremely ugly.

"Being forever in an ugly, immovable iron pot that cooks over a flame all day long is just horrific."

"However, I remembered that you said that. A large number of magicians disappear every year on Gay Planet. The attitude of the magician club, which has always been hostile, is surprisingly consistent in this matter. They all think of a way hidden."

Is it really guessed?

Captain Yumaz Lara's heart skipped a beat.

Suddenly, a clear and pleasant voice came from the end of the road in the distance.

"Husband, younger brother, you are here, let me find it easier."

Captain Yumaz Lala looked up, and God Xiahua was looking at them with a big smile.

God Xia Hua is extraordinarily beautiful today.

Black and bright pupils, curved willow-leaf eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, fair and flawless skin with a hint of pink, and thin lips as delicate as rose petals.

Purity mixed with lust.

Captain Yumaz Lala found that since he became a Gay, he has more and more feelings for the god Xiahua.

"Sister, I'm talking to my brother-in-law. Seeing you in a hurry, it's like three autumns since I don't see you in a day." The god, the big iron pot, joked.

"Boy, I want to die!" God Xia Hua gritted her eyebrows and made a vicious look.

"Don't dare...don't dare, I won't bother you guys!" God Big Iron Pot made a grimace and fled in despair.

From the interaction between the two siblings, Captain Yumaz Lala felt that the relationship between them was very good. Moreover, God Big Iron Pot seems to be a little afraid of his sister, although this fear is very light and well concealed.

After God Big Iron Pot escaped, God Xia Hua walked lightly in front of Captain Yumaz Lala, and smiled before saying a word: "Husband, I have ordered all your subordinates to be arranged, and They also found a group of young women on the farm."

In the middle of her speech, she lowered her head shyly, embarrassed to continue.

Captain Yumaz Lala already understood what she meant, it was to treat those team members well.

For this kind of thing, Captain Yumaz Lala has no objection.

The team members followed him through life and death, and almost lost their lives in the interstellar dust. There is nothing wrong with relaxing now.

"Thank you!"

The god Xia Hua stomped her feet shyly, biting her delicate red lips lightly with her bright teeth: "Husband, we are all one family, it's a bit outlandish to say such words!"

"What's more, our great cause cannot do without your subordinates."

"Yes, yes, I'm out!" Captain Yumaz Lala said with a smile, with a hint of sweetness in his heart.

"It's almost the same! Husband, the wedding is scheduled to be held in the biggest hotel in Zhenshan City in three days, and the wedding invitation has already been sent out." God Xia Hua said with a smile, her beautiful eyes were full of autumn water.

"My brother and I are both magicians, and we are all well-known figures within a hundred miles, so the wedding is also very large-scale. I invited more than ten familiar magicians, and more than twenty big landlords. There are also local officials of the kingdom to participate."

"In order to conceal your identity, I forged a birth certificate for you. You are the illegitimate son of a big landowner, and your subordinates are the servants sent by the big landowner."

Captain Yumaz Lara is not interested in the scale of the wedding. In the Pajero civilization, two people only need to sign a contract on the official website to get married and agree on the ownership of the property.

However, he had to pay attention to the identity used to cover up, because it was related to his future safety.

"The illegitimate son of a big landlord? If you meet a big landlord or someone he knows, wouldn't you be revealing yourself?"

God Xia Hua raised her head, proud as a white swan, with a strange smile on her face: "You will never meet them again."

"Could it be." Captain Yumaz Lala's heart skipped a beat, and an unbelievable answer popped up in his heart.

"That's right, the day before yesterday, I sent someone to kill the whole family of that big landlord. The reason is very simple, just to win you, a beautiful man." Shen Xiahua took it for granted, her face Not the slightest difference.

This made Captain Yumaz Lara a bit hard to accept.

He didn't know how many people there were in the big landlord's family, but it was a bit too cruel to easily deprive others of their lives in order to conceal their identity.

"That. If you do this, won't the magician's club object?" Captain Yumaz Lara knew that although the magician had a detached status on Gay Planet and murder was not punished, once public anger was aroused, he would be punished. Punishment from the Magician Club.

Shen Xiahua heard Captain Yumaz Lala say this, thought he was worried about his safety, felt warmed in his heart, and quickly smiled: "Don't worry, husband. In fact, the magician club provides every year for every Magicians have provided a quota for killing people, as long as they do not exceed this quota, they will not be punished at all."

Captain Yumaz Lara asked suspiciously: "The killing quota. Is there a quota for this thing?"

"Of course. From the perspective of us magicians, the common people in this world are no different from the chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep they raise. The reason why they can live on Gay is to make our lives better for magicians. .” God Xia Hua explained arrogantly:

"When we need them to die, they will die. Of course, in order to make better use of civilians and avoid waste, the magician club stipulates that first-level magicians have a quota of 50 kills per year, and second-level magicians have a quota of 50 per year. 100 kill quota."

"God Big Iron Pot and I have a total of 150 killing quotas."

Hearing Shen Xiahua's explanation, Captain Yumaz Lala lamented the misery of the common people, but also realized a problem, that is, Shen Xiahua is a second-level magician!

According to God Big Iron Pot, the second-level magician has completed two small world tasks in the black tower and possesses two abilities.

So what is another ability of God Xiahua?

"Xia Hua, you are a second-level magician, do you have two abilities?" Captain Yumaz Lala asked cautiously.

God Xiahua's expression changed suddenly upon hearing this, and she stared at Captain Yumaz Lala for a long time before sighing: "Husband, these things must have been told to you by God Big Iron Pot."

Captain Yumaz Lala nodded his head heavily, and sold the god big iron pot without hesitation.

"This guy, when will he grow up!" God Xia Hua said, biting her lip.

She may have sensed that she had lost her composure, and a smile appeared on her face immediately: "Husband, if I say that I did not acquire the ability in the second small world of the Black Tower, would you believe me?"