I kidnapped an alien civilization

Well, this old guy still keeps his word!

Captain Yumaz Lala had a better impression of God Changsheng. Although he was just a poor heart now, he was more trustworthy than the beautiful and flowery God Xiahua.

"The root of all evil comes from greed!" Shen Changchang sighed, then suddenly changed his voice, and asked, "By the way, I don't know your name yet, it seems a little impolite."

"Mr. Shen Changsheng, my name is Captain Yumaz Lala. He comes from a dilapidated landlord family. He married God Xiahua half a year ago." Although Captain Yumaz Lala felt that he was trustworthy, he absolutely Will not disclose the secrets of oneself from outside the domain.

"A dilapidated landlord family? Haha, this is not God Xiahua's style. According to her wild temperament, I think the husband he chooses will be those great magicians who are dying in the magician club." Shen Changsheng was a little confused, so that the heart beat violently twice in a row.

Regarding this question, Captain Yumaz Lara wisely chose to remain silent.

Shen Changsheng thought for a moment, and said uncertainly: "The reason why she chose you is that you must have something special, and you can help her realize her wish to rule Gay Planet."

It seems that this father is very clear about his daughter's ambitions.

Captain Yumaz Lala nodded: "It can also be said that I have wisdom that ordinary Guys do not have. This kind of wisdom is to a certain extent stronger than the magic of a great magician."

On Gay Star, there are also some primitive technological products, such as the pears in the plowland, the waterwheel next to the river, and even the millstone for pressing castor oil, all of which can be regarded as technological products.

Guys call the act of inventing such technological products wisdom.

"Wisdom?? Sigh, I didn't expect that there would be people willing to develop wisdom on Gay Planet." Shen Changsheng sighed: "Ever since people got the magic from the black tower, wisdom has been left behind by Gay people. Forget that millions of years ago, the Gays grew from being weak to being strong by relying on their wisdom."

"Such things as magic are actually poison to the Guys."

Captain Yumaz Lala quite agrees with God Changsheng's point of view.

According to the normal development speed, the Gays, who had produced wisdom millions of years ago, should have reached level 1 civilization and started to explore space.

However, they are still stuck on the Gay planet, in the farming era, and the role of "magic" cannot be underestimated.

With magic, the Guys think that they don't need wisdom anymore.

It seems that this god Changsheng is one of the few sober people on Planet Gay.

Just when he was about to continue to ask God Changsheng why he was trapped here.

"How old do you think I am now?" Shen Changsheng asked a strange question.

how old? Shen Changsheng is the father of Shen Xiahua, who has been trapped here for a hundred years.

Captain Yumaz Lara thought for a while, and replied, "You are probably only over 200 years old."

More than 200 years old is an absolute longevity among the Guys, but for an immortal magician, it is very short.

"Haha, congratulations, you guessed wrong." The god in the heart, Changsheng, grimaced, "Actually, I am already 15,000 years old now!"

"15,000 years old? Why is the god Xiahua only a hundred years old? Isn't she your daughter?" Captain Yumaz Lala was stunned.

"Haha, the reason is very simple, I got married late!" God Changsheng said proudly: "I got married at the age of 14,800, and then 100 years later, God Xiahua and God Big Iron Pot were born. "

"." Captain Yumaz Lala was speechless.

Good guy, this is a typical example of late marriage and late childbearing. On some planets where the population is controlled, the God of Longevity is likely to become the object of universal admiration.

"The whole thing starts from 15,000 years ago." Shen Changsheng chattered and finally got to the point.

Captain Yumaz Lara was shocked, and stood in front of the boulder, listening carefully.

"15,000 years ago, I was born in a village near Shiwanda Mountain. Like the hunters in the village, my father supported his family by hunting outside Shiwanda Mountain." Shen Changsheng talked about his childhood things, the mood is extraordinarily peaceful.

"When I was ten years old, I had my first bow and arrow. In our place, having a bow and arrow means having the qualification to go hunting.

At that time, I was very excited.

Because I am the little friends, the first child to get this qualification.

So, in order to show my strength to my friends, I decided to enter Shiwan Dashan to hunt a fire rabbit.

The Fire Rabbit is a unique breed of rabbit in the Shiwan Dashan. It has fiery red hair all over its body.

This kind of red hair is extremely expensive. Wearing a coat made of it, you can lie down and sleep in the ice and snow.

Of course, I am not a fool. The main reason why I chose the Fire Rabbit as the prey is because it has no attack power, and its only skill is to run fast.

However, no matter how fast you run, is it as fast as the bow and arrow in my hand?

So on the first day I entered Shiwan Dashan, I successfully hunted a fire rabbit.

If I had left Shiwan Dashan with Fire Rabbit at this time, maybe there would be no story behind, and I would have turned into a handful of loess by now.

The great success of being a teacher gave me a bold idea, maybe I should go into the depths of the Hundred Thousand Mountains and see what is there.

In our village, according to the ancestral rules, hunters can only hunt outside the Shiwanda Mountain, and it is strictly forbidden to enter the depths.

It is said that in the depths of the mountain, there is a terrifying monster sleeping, which can swallow a hundred thousand people in one bite.

"

Hearing this, Captain Yumaz Lala frowned, and interrupted: "How did I hear that in the depths of the Hundred Thousand Mountains, there lived ten imperial beasts?"

"Your statement is correct. There are indeed ten royal beasts living in the depths of the Shiwan Dashan. However, to the villagers in the mountain village, all the beasts are called terrifying monsters. The reason is very simple. For any kind of beast, the hunter's only ending is death." Shen Changsheng explained.

"That's right!" Captain Yumaz Lara nodded in agreement.

Just like in some primitive planets, whether it is a magic weapon, a kitchen knife or a brick, after killing a person, they are collectively referred to as a murder weapon.

"Rules are deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. The older a person is, the more he attaches importance to the rules. At that time, I was still young, looking at the rabbit I shot to death in the grass, and felt that I was the most powerful hunter in the world. I You want to sneak into the depths of Shiwanda Mountain, shoot that terrifying monster to death with one arrow, and become the object of admiration by the whole village, and win Xiaoli's favor." Shen Changsheng paused again after talking about this, explaining a little embarrassedly :

"Xiaoli is the most beautiful girl in the village. She has big bright eyes and a big black braid that reaches her waist. She is the dream girl of all the boys in the village."

Alas, human beings are always blind and stupid under the influence of hormones.

Captain Yumaz Lala nodded with a smile: "Young man, I have pursuits, so I understand."

"I peeled off the fire rabbit's skin with a skinning knife, then lit the firewood, roasted the meat until it was burnt, had a good meal, and then went to the deep mountains." Shen Changsheng continued:

"The Shiwan Mountain is very large, and the mountain is covered with dense trees. Half a day later, I suddenly found myself lost. And from time to time, there were horrible howls from a distance. I was terrified at that time, and I walked towards myself. I don’t know how long I ran, but when a giraffe more than 20 meters tall appeared not far in front of me, I thought I was going to die.”

"I lay on the ground waiting to die with my eyes closed. For a long time, I didn't feel any pain. I opened my eyes and saw that the giant giraffe was eating the leaves on the hillside. I was relieved. It turned out that this guy It's a herbivore. I carefully avoided the giant giraffe and continued in the direction I thought was right."

"However, compared to just now, I am much more careful. I collected a herbal medicine called bone horse from the grass next to me, kneaded it into a powder with my hands and applied it on my body. This can cover up the breath on my body.\

,""In this way, with the help of the smell of bone horses, I wandered around like a headless fly in the depths of Shiwanda Mountain, hunting some small prey with bows and arrows during the day to fill my stomach, and at night I found a rock and hid under it to sleep .Thinking about it now, I must have been favored by the goddess of luck at that time, or else a hundred lives would not be enough to die."

"I wandered around the Shiwanda Mountains for more than half a month, but I couldn't find my way home. Just when I thought I would never be able to leave there again, I accidentally found a small river. The river is about ten meters wide. It was very clear, and after I drank the river water with my hands, I suddenly thought that the water flows downhill, as long as I follow the direction of the river flow, I will definitely be able to get out of the Hundred Thousand Mountains."

Captain Yumaz Lara nodded in agreement. When exploring the primitive planet, he also encountered the situation of getting lost, but most of them can use the locator that he carries with him to determine the direction.

In a few special cases, the locator may be interfered by nearby magnetic fields and cannot be used. Then you need to rely on the surrounding environment to judge the direction of travel, and walking along the river is also one of the most effective methods.

"In this way, I started to move forward along the river, but as I walked, I felt something was wrong!" Shen Changsheng stopped suddenly.

"What's wrong?" Captain Yumaz Lara asked.

"The water in that small river flows from low to high!" Shen Changsheng's voice trembled a little.

"How is this possible!" Captain Yumaz Lala, who always thought he was very calm, couldn't help exclaiming.

Although the law of universal gravitation is primitive, it is a basic law of the universe.

Under the action of gravitation and centrifugal force, the matter on the planet will be affected by gravity.

Under the action of gravity, water must flow from a high place to a low place.

Shen Changsheng continued: "Yes, I was also shocked at the time. But at that time, I only wanted to escape, and I didn't have time to think too much. Since the river flows from the low to the high, I will go in the opposite direction. , it’s fine if you don’t!”

This guy is quite smart, Captain Yumaz Lara slandered.

"So, I started running along the opposite direction of the small river. Sure enough, within ten days, I saw the gourd-like mountain range outside the Shiwanda Mountain. I was so excited at that time. In order to escape the trap as soon as possible, I At night, I took advantage of the moonlight to continue walking." Shen Changsheng said this, and heaved a sigh: "When I saw a huge shadow appearing in front of me, I realized that I had forgotten that monsters in the mountains are usually in the mountains. Nocturnal."

"At that time, I hoped that this big guy was a herbivore like a giant giraffe, but unfortunately, this time, I was not so lucky, because two green lamps lit up on the monster's huge head, with the help of moonlight , I can see that he has grown a mouth full of pale, eerie teeth."

"This guy wants to eat me. I know I can only kill myself by turning around and running away. Because the monster's speed is extremely fast, it has already arrived in front of me in a blink of an eye. I recognize that it should be a giant wild boar. But I smell a When the stench came, I gritted my teeth and jumped into the river. The river was so cold that I fell into a coma soon after."

"When I woke up again, I found myself lying in the grass by the river. The warm sunlight shone on me, making me feel lazy. At that moment, I thought I had arrived in a paradise. However, when When I stood up and saw the surrounding environment clearly, I was stunned."

"It's surrounded by vast grasslands!"

"The prairie? Aren't you in the Hundred Thousand Mountains?" Captain Yumaz Lala frowned.

"Yeah, I was also asking myself this question at the time. Why did I appear on the prairie when I fell into a small river in the Hundred Thousand Mountains?" Shen Changsheng continued:

"Fortunately, the small river still exists, and it traverses the prairie. I had no choice but to continue along the river."

"There is nothing on the prairie but the grass and the small river. There are no animals on the ground, no flowers, no white clouds in the sky, and only one bright sun."

"I walked and walked along the small river, I don't know how long I walked, and suddenly realized two problems."

"Which two questions?" Captain Yumaz Lala was also very interested in this strange prairie.

God Changsheng's voice trembled: "First, the sun in the sky has been hanging in the sky. Although I don't have a timekeeping tool, I don't know how long I have been walking, but at least it has been a full day. The position of the sun is even one point. Nothing has changed!"

"Second, I haven't eaten for a long time, yet I don't feel hungry or thirsty."

The sun does not move, people do not need to eat!

This prairie is indeed strange.

Captain Yumaz Lara listened attentively with doubts on his face.

"However, this may be a good thing for me. Because although I have a bow and arrow, there is no prey to catch here." Shen Changsheng laughed:

"In this way, I can only continue along the river on the prairie."

Good guy, this guy of feelings has been running non-stop since he entered the Hundred Thousand Mountains! Captain Yumaz Lara groaned.

Shen Changsheng: "I walked, walked, time seemed to have stopped, until I saw a light curtain."