I kidnapped an alien civilization

There was no one else in the living room, and the three jackals squatted on the solid wood carved chairs, staring at Captain Yumaz Lala with vicissitudes of life.

Although Captain Yumaz Lala knew that this guy with three heads had been born with intelligence, he still felt a little strange.

When the nearby team members saw him coming back, they showed a relieved expression, walked over, and said in a low voice: "Captain, after this beast was sent back, my brothers and I wanted to put it in a cage, but we didn't expect it to be eaten in one bite." The steel bars on the cage were bitten off"

Put a ferocious beast from one hundred thousand mountains in a cage?

What are these guys thinking?

Fortunately, the three jackals have been born with wisdom, or else my subordinates would have already become its dog food.

"Okay, I got it, you go outside and watch, don't let anyone in!" Captain Yumaz Lala waved his hand and walked in front of the three wolves.

The three jackals squatted on the chairs, motionless, but tilted their three heads, looking up and down at Captain Yumaz Lala with six eyes.

Liu Dao's eyes contained doubts, relief, and calmness.

Captain Yumaz Lala didn't turn on the biological language translator until he heard that the door was closed, and said, "Brother Three Jackals, what's your problem?"

Although the fierce beast in front of him has been born with intelligence, it is still an animal in essence. To make friends with animals, the most important thing is to be honest.

Even if this honesty is faked.

"I feel a strange aura from you, this aura does not belong to Gay Star!" The three jackals were silent for a moment, six eyes burst out six rays of light, and shot directly at Captain Yumaz Lala, at the same time A shocking sentence came out of his mouth.

Captain Yumaz Lala's heart felt violent when he heard this, and the blood all over his body was frozen into ice slag.

This is a secret that only God Xia Hua knows, isn't it?

He immediately shook his head inwardly, a woman like Shen Xiahua, who was as scheming as an ancient well, would never reveal this secret.

"There are also your team members who have the same aura. I counted them, and there are sixteen in total, right?" The three jackals turned their heads sideways, their eyes full of doubts.

Captain Yumaz Lala knows the answer to this question, which is related to whether he can win the trust of this fierce beast.

"That's right, we are from outside the territory!" He sighed and finally decided to tell the truth.

He wasn't sure whether this ferocious beast smelled a strange aura, or had a magical ability that could break people's hearts.

The best option is to tell part of the truth about the matter.

"We were originally a group of scientific expedition members, but we encountered a space-time storm by accident and were swept to Gay Planet."

The three heads of the three jackals nodded at the same time: "Very good, you are very honest, I smell the breath of wisdom from you, which is something that normal Gays don't have."

"An honest person is worthy of trust!"

"As for whether you are a Gay or not, I actually don't care, because as a beast, I wish I could swallow all the Gays."

"I think we can have a win-win cooperation."

Captain Yumaz Lara breathed a sigh of relief, secretly glad that he did not directly deny it.

He was about to say something like wishing for a happy cooperation, and the three wolves continued: "Obviously, your disguise skills are very mediocre. God Xiahua doesn't trust you. She asked me to watch you secretly. If you If you have a change, I can directly use you to fight the tooth sacrifice."

"God Xia Hua is scary!"

Captain Yumaz Lara nodded in agreement: "Indeed, she is terrifying."

Of course, compared to God Xiahua's magical powers, her wisdom and ruthlessness terrified Captain Yumaz Lala more.

A woman who can cut her own father to pieces, what else is she afraid to do?

In Captain Yumaz Lala's cognition, Shen Xiahua is more vicious than the most vicious demon.

He reminded himself in his heart that he must act carefully and never show his flaws.

"Okay, now that we've all chosen to be honest, I can also tell my purpose." The three jackals jumped off the back chairs and paced around the living room like a human.

"I want to enter a hidden place in the Hundred Thousand Mountains."

"I want to find..." Captain Yumaz Lala was about to tell his purpose, but was ruthlessly interrupted by three jackals: "Jie Jie, you said you were honest just now, but now you are going to start lying."

Its three heads shook at the same time: "Although I don't know why you entered the Hundred Thousand Mountains, it is absolutely impossible to find that mysterious mine. Because I don't believe that you are willing to sacrifice your life for the god Xia Hua!"

The words of the three jackals hit Captain Yumaz Lala's heart directly, making him unable to justify himself.

The IQ of this ferocious beast is not so high!

Captain Yumaz Lala pursed his lips, and said with a smile: "Brother Sanshou, you are still smart enough to see through my little thoughts at a glance. I do have my own plans."

"Do you still remember the big manager who was eaten by you?"

The six heads of the three wolves nodded at the same time, their eyes full of reminiscence: "Of course I remember, his flesh and blood tastes great, chewier than those slaves, and it also exudes a strange medicinal fragrance. Maybe it is the reason why he eats delicacies from mountains and seas and rare herbs all the year round. Bar."

"That's right, the chief manager is proficient in pharmacology. I learned from him that in the Shiwan Dashan, there is a herbal medicine called Wannian Jihuocao. It is said that swallowing this medicine can prolong life for thousands of years. You know , I am almost middle-aged, and my life expectancy is only a hundred years, so I just "

"So, you just want to sneak into the 100,000-year-old mountain to find the 10,000-year-old extreme fire grass, so as to prolong your life!" The six eyes of the three jackals showed disdain at the same time, "Poor human beings, whose lifespan is only two hundred years, unlike ours. The initial lifespan of a beast reaches 1,000 years, and as the level increases, the lifespan can be extended, like me now, the lifespan has reached more than 10,000 years."

The three jackals sighed, a sense of superiority welled up spontaneously, and at the same time, they believed the words of Captain Yumaz Lala more or less.

However, it still tilted its head and confessed: "I don't know where this so-called Ten Thousand Years Extreme Fire Grass grows, but it is a rare herb, and there must be fierce beasts nearby. Although we are friends, I want me to deal with it for you Fierce beast, that is absolutely impossible. This matter still has to fall on yourself."

"Brother Sanshou, don't worry, I have a plan, you just need to let us enter the Hundred Thousand Mountains smoothly!" Captain Yumaz Lala patted his chest.

The so-called ten thousand year extreme fire grass does exist, and it can indeed prolong human life for thousands of years, but it is not the real purpose of Captain Yumaz Lala.

All he needs is to follow the three jackals and find the zero-dimensional space.

The three jackals nodded in satisfaction, stood upright, and stretched out their two palms.

Looking at the two fluffy, sharp claws that can tear the throat of the prey, Captain Yumaz Lala fell into a daze for a while.

What is this guy doing?

Could it be that he saw through my mind and prepared to launch an attack?

The three jackals saw Captain Yumaz Lara staring at him blankly, standing there motionless, and said disdainfully: "Come and clap your hands! You won't even miss the ceremony of reaching a cooperation agreement on Planet Gay." You know, in this case, if you walk out of the manor, you will probably be identified immediately!"

Three black lines slid down Captain Yumaz Lara's forehead. It turned out to be an ancient ritual.

In Pajero culture, the most taboo between people is direct physical contact.

Even couples don't open up, let each other touch their bodies directly, or sleep in the same bed at night. Of course, the way they maintain their relationship is to enter an exclusive virtual space and do things that couples can do in it.

In high-level contacts, there will be a similar etiquette, that is, shaking hands. However, before shaking hands, both parties will wear a glove called "Nullity Membrane". The thickness of "Nullity Membrane" is less than 0.1 nanometers. Body fluids, bacteria, viruses, and other disgusting things on the opponent's hands.

Looking at those two pairs of furry paws, Captain Yumaz Lala hesitated.

The three jackals use it to run in the forest every day, tearing the necks of their prey, which must be covered with various bacteria and microorganisms.

It's disgusting.

However, the situation was pressing. Once he showed any disgusted expression at this moment, the fierce beast on the opposite side would probably feel insulted, and would go into a rage and tear himself to pieces.

Captain Yumaz Lala gritted his teeth, and with a warm smile on his face, he raised his palm and patted those two furry paws.

"Brother Sanshou, I wish us a happy cooperation!"

"Happy cooperation!"

The three jackals looked at him suspiciously, then slowly lowered their paws, returning to the state of being on all fours.

It sticks out its red tongue: "I'm a little hungry now, go and prepare food for me."

"." Captain Yumaz Lara.

This guy really thinks of me as a breeder.

Fortunately, Captain Yumaz Lala was in power now. He walked out of the room and ordered the team members waiting nearby to have the slaves bring fresh chickens and ducks for the three jackals to eat.

After settling the three wolves, Captain Yumaz Lala also started his journey to the Hundred Thousand Mountains.

Whether it is the god Xiahua, the god Changsheng, the chief executive or the three wolves, they are all in awe of the beasts in the Hundred Thousand Mountains. It can be seen that this trip to the Hundred Thousand Mountains must be full of dangers.

Captain Yumaz Lala returned to the spaceship with two team members.

I sighed in my heart, but it's a pity that I can't go directly in the spaceship, otherwise it would increase my chances of winning.

In order to avoid being discovered by the Magicians Club, the spaceship has been completely buried under the ground, and a large house has been built on it.

When the spacecraft landed, it was not damaged by the impact, so everything is functioning normally.

Through the biometric identification system, the spacecraft door slowly opened.

Captain Yumaz Lara led the team straight to the weapons room.

Since this spaceship is an exploration spaceship, not a battleship, the weapons displayed in the weapon room are only more than 20 laser knives except for some non-lethal weapons.

The principle of this laser knife is very similar to that of a laser gun. It has a built-in high-energy laser emitter, but it does not emit a laser beam that can kill the enemy. blue laser light.

The laser knife is extremely sharp and indestructible. It is the standard melee weapon for the Pajero Academy of Sciences for the exploration team.

According to the test of great scientists, if the user's strength is strong enough, it is completely possible to split a planet with a laser knife.

Captain Yumaz Lara asked the team members to take sixteen laser knives from the weapon display rack, and then took out more than twenty high-energy explosive bombs from the cabinet.

When this explosive bomb explodes, it can release 1 million units of energy, which can collapse a small mountain.

Once an exploration team had a whim, connected 1,000 high-energy explosive bombs they carried with them in series, and directly blasted a barren planet into pieces.

Later, the Pajero universe monitoring quantum wave radar found a large amount of usable energy in the debris of the planet.

Unfortunately, it was too late, those fragments were scattered in all directions under the force of the explosion, and flew to the depths of the universe.

If you want to collect them again, the energy consumed will far outweigh the benefits.

Since then, the Pajero Academy of Sciences has specially formulated the rules for the use of high-energy explosive bombs. Before using high-energy explosive bombs, they need to be approved by the higher authorities.

"Captain, do we need to report to the higher-ups first when we use this kind of thing?" Sailor Siko Casas asked worriedly while holding a high-energy explosive bomb.

"Report?" Captain Yumaz Lala was a little surprised at his strange brain circuit, and curled his lips: "Have you forgotten the identity of our fugitive? What's more, now we are on Gay star, who should we report to?"

"That's right!" The crew member Siko Casas suddenly realized, and happily put the high-energy explosive bomb in his pocket. He had already had an idea about the most powerful weapon that the exploration team could use.

Seeing that the team members put all the weapons needed for the trip to the 100,000 mountains into their pockets, Captain Yumaz Lala ordered: "Okay, you go back first and distribute these weapons to each brother."

"Obey!"

The two team members left the weapons room carrying heavy bags, and the door closed silently.

Captain Yumaz Lara walked to the gate, activated the internal locking procedure, and confirmed that even the team members who had the authority to enter the spaceship could not enter at this time, so he turned around and walked to the captain's room.

The captain's cabin is still the same. In the small room, there is a soft bed, a desk, and a wardrobe.

The white quilt on the soft bed was stacked like tofu blocks, and rows of uniforms with planet patterns embroidered on the shoulders were placed in the wardrobe.

"Maybe I will never need these uniforms again!" Captain Yumaz Lara was stunned for a long time in front of the wardrobe, and heaved a long sigh.

Then he walked to the desk, which was engraved with densely packed buttons. It was actually a small control center, where Captain Yumaz Lala could control the entire spaceship.

He sat on the chair and pressed a smooth metal button on it.

A female Pajero and a Pajero child suddenly appeared in the air.

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