I kidnapped an alien civilization

After entering Thunder City, Captain Yumaz Lara didn't follow Emmaline Ladd's suggestion to live in the largest and most luxurious wine shop in the city, but came to a carriage and horse shop.

Star Gay is still in the stage of farming civilization, and the means of transportation are naturally very backward.

Civilians can only rely on their legs to travel long distances.

Merchants used bullock carts to transport goods across vast territories to earn huge profits.

The cattle and horse shop is a place for merchants to rest.

Although the guest rooms here are simple, they can provide shelter for large animals and maintenance services such as horseshoeing.

"Guest officer, don't worry, I will definitely send the best masters to take care of your horses."

When Captain Yumaz Lara threw a silver ingot on the table, the eyes of the big shopkeeper in shabby clothes were full of greed.

"I'll ask the guys to bring hot water later to relieve the fatigue."

The shopkeeper backed away from the room and closed the door carefully.

In the dilapidated room, there were more than 20 beds. The quilts on them were covered with greasy dirt, and the original color could no longer be seen.

Captain Yumaz Lala and a dozen of his team members leaned on the bunk with their clothes on.

Emmaline Ladd sat under the dim castor oil lamp for a long time, finally couldn't bear the filth of the place, and slammed the table: "My lord, I'd better go back to rest in the carriage, so I can watch for you."

"Then I will thank you!" Captain Yumaz Lara sat up from the bed, clasped his fists with a grateful expression.

However, when Emmaline Ladd disappeared through the door, the gratitude on his face was instantly replaced by coldness.

If eyes could kill, Emmaline Ladd would probably be dead by now.

"Captain, is this woman a hindrance to your plan?" A member of the team saw something and came over.

Those team members who hadn't really fallen asleep also gathered around.

They knew that Captain Yumaz Lala had a big plan. Although they didn't know the specific plan, they knew that this plan would probably make them the real rulers of Gay Star.

"That's right." Captain Yumaz Lala withdrew his cold gaze and let out a long sigh, "There is no need to doubt, this woman was sent by God Xiahua to supervise me."

"There are also those 500 soldiers and 1,000 slaves, who are our guards in name, but are actually to prevent us from escaping."

"Then I'll kill her with a laser gun! She is a little maid, absolutely impossible to have magic. As for those soldiers, I don't think they can be our opponents." The team member said, and was about to start Take out the weapon from your waist.

As soon as his hand touched the handle of the gun, it was held down by Captain Yumaz Lala's big hand: "This place is too close to the manor. Once Emmaline Ladd dies, God Xiahua will definitely come to investigate in person."

Thinking of Shen Xiahua's miraculous transformation technique, the team members were all stunned in place, with a look of fear on their faces.

"Okay, everyone, let's go to bed early. The matter of Emmaline Ladd still needs to be discussed in the long term." Captain Yumaz Lara lay back on the bed again, and said with a blank expression.

After finishing speaking, he added another sentence: "At least we can't touch her until we enter the Hundred Thousand Mountains."

All the team members nodded.

In the early morning, the soldiers and slaves, who had rested all night, were obviously in better spirits. Although they slept with the horses in the large livestock shed last night, they had to endure the stench and mosquito bites, but this was already a big deal for them. A rare treat.

Emmaline Ladd had also ordered bouillon.

Seeing the steaming hot soup and smelling the aroma wafting in the air, the soldiers gathered around one after another, while the slaves waited beside them with tableware enviously.

Minced broth is a kind of sticky food made by mixing various vegetables and adding some minced meat.

The rich would not even look at this kind of food, but it is very popular among commoners because it contains a little oil.

More than 1,500 people have a meal, which is very time-consuming. The whole team is ready to start again when they reach the third pole of the day.

"Fortunately, these guys only need one meal in two days. Otherwise, it would be impossible to reach the Hundred Thousand Mountains." With the help of the team members, Captain Yumaz Lala rode on the horse and shook his head helplessly.

Guys are not only different from Pajero in appearance, but also have different internal structures.

Most notably, their internal organs are large.

Larger lungs allow them to take in more oxygen, which increases the amount of oxygen in the blood.

A larger heart allows blood to travel faster, so the strength will be greater. Captain Yumaz Lara believed that not even the Hercules of the Pajero civilization could match the strength of a scrawny slave here.

The large stomach allows Gays to consume large amounts of food at a time.

Under the command of Emmaline Ladd, the team lined up quickly, and the standard bearers in front also raised the banner with the logo of God Xiahua.

The logo of Shen Xiahua is a flower that is blooming brightly.

As for the species, Captain Yumaz Lala is not sure, but it looks no different from the wild flowers on the roadside.

He originally felt that this behavior of raising the banner was a bit ostentatious, and it was easy to attract the attention of potential enemies.

However, according to Emmaline Ladd's explanation, once the banner with the magician's logo is displayed, the entire team will be under the protection of the magician.

On Gay Star, there are not many people who dare to fight against magicians.

In this way, many unnecessary troubles can be avoided.

Regarding this point, Captain Yumaz Lala believed it very much at first, but when he rode out of the carriage and horse shop and saw a group of people around the gate, he became a little suspicious.

Seeing him coming out, the group of people immediately knelt down on the ground, with their heads directly touching the ground, looking extremely devout.

This is?

Captain Yumaz Lara didn't think he deserved the respect of these people.

He was about to step forward to ask, when a man wearing a magician's robe slowly walked out from behind the crowd.

This man has fair skin, eyebrows like willow leaves, a straight nose, bright red lips, and a tall figure. His appearance is comparable to the legendary little boy.

When he saw the magician approaching, Captain Yumaz Lala immediately got off his horse and clasped his hands respectfully: "Brother, who are you?"

On Planet Gay, facing a magician, one must show enough humility.

Because, God knows if they think you are not respectful enough, they will use magic to give you that.

"Brother, you are welcome. I am the Lord of Thunder City, God Thunder!" The man also clasped his hands in return.

"It turns out that you are the famous god Lei Ming, I have long admired you, I have long admired you." Captain Yumaz Lala let out a long string of rainbow farts, "I once heard Madam talk about you, she said that you are within a hundred miles. , the magician most worthy of her respect."

In fact, Shen Xiahua never said this sentence.

She only told Captain Yumaz Lala to pay attention to the three magicians during the journey, and there was no god Thunder among them.

It can be seen that God Lei Ming is not worth mentioning in the eyes of God Xia Hua.

"Really, did your Madam really say that?" Shen Lei Ming's eyes were shining, his face was full of joy, and his mouth could not be closed.

He took a folding fan from the attendant next to him, and shook it lightly twice, like a handsome young man: "I didn't expect that in the battlefield of the tomb mountain, the great magician, who was one against ten, would be so optimistic about me."

As he said that, he looked drunk and shook his head: "Could it be that I also have the posture of a great magician?"

God Thunder's words almost made Captain Yumaz Lala break the defense on the spot.

Damn, is this guy's head broken? You actually took my casual perfunctory words seriously?

"Brother Tai has the potential to be a great magician, but the most important thing is that you have a beautiful appearance that fascinates thousands of young girls." Captain Yumaz Lala felt teasing for a while, and deliberately complimented you Said, "Strength is a temporary thing, but handsome is a lifetime!"

This sentence made Shen Lei Ming freeze on the spot, tilting his head at a 75-degree angle, and repeated in his mouth: "Strength is a temporary thing, but handsomeness is a lifetime!"

"This sentence is well said and well said."

He quickly walked up to Captain Yumaz Lala, raised his hands, and made a gesture of clapping: "Brother, confidant!"

Looking at the pair of white palms in the air, Captain Yumaz Lala slapped himself hard in his heart: "Let you talk too much!"

But facing the invitation of a magician, Captain Yumaz Lala really didn't have the guts to embarrass him in front of so many people.

Who knows if this guy will directly strike a thunderbolt.

He had no choice but to grit his teeth, pursed his lips, suppressed the nausea in his heart, and tapped lightly with both hands.

"Brother, we hit it off right away!" After the high-five, God Leiming immediately changed his address, and his face became much more eager.

He waved his hand, and a group of young people in plain clothes ran from the crowd behind him.

They swiftly brought up a carved rosewood table and two cushioned chairs.

Two more maids in gorgeous clothes came over with a silver jug ​​and two wine glasses.

They placed two wine glasses on the table and filled them with wine.

"Brother, please!" God Leiming raised his wine glass with both hands.

Good guy, this is the rhythm of drinking in the street.

Captain Yumaz Lara frowned and looked around. The streets were already crowded with civilians watching the excitement, some of them brought their families with them.

"Why, good brother, don't you like my wine?" God Leiming saw that he hadn't picked up the glass for a long time, and thought he disliked the poor quality of his wine, so he quickly explained: "I know that my family is not as rich as your lady's." , but this wine is really top quality. It is called Midnight Grass and it is brewed from the green grass in the Shiwan Dashan. Although the grass grows outside the Shiwan Dashan, and there are a lot of them, it is not difficult to pick. But the production of Midnight Grass The grass needed can only be picked on time at midnight, and sealed into the wine-making jar within half an hour.

You may know that the Shiwanda Mountain at midnight is a terrifying existence, and there are very few hunters who dare to venture into it to pick grass, so such a small pot of wine is enough for a civilian family to live for a lifetime.

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Seeing that his good brother was about to turn his back on him, Captain Yumaz Lala quickly explained: "Brother, you misunderstood. I don't like drinking by nature, and, you know, my wife really hates me drinking, so..."

As he spoke, he lowered his head in shame, looking like a strict wife.

"Hahaha, so that's the case, it seems that I misunderstood you!" God Leiming laughed and took up the wine glass and drank it. He put the wine glass on the table, and the two maids beside him immediately stepped forward to fill it up.

He shook his fan lightly and asked with a smile: "My good brother, are you planning to go to the Hundred Thousand Mountains? If it is convenient, can you tell me what it is?"

"Yes, good brother, you know that I am just a mortal with a lifespan of only 200 years. My wife learned that there is a herb called Millennium Extreme Fire Grass that grows in Shiwanda Mountain. This herb can prolong life, so I deliberately Let me go and look for it." Captain Yumaz Lala threw out the prepared speech to this good brother.

"The virtuous couple have deep feelings, and I am deeply impressed." Shen Leiming took up the wine glass again and drank it down, his expression fell silent, "Thinking that such a handsome person like me is still alone, God is pitiful!"

How could a magician worry about having no women? That's ridiculous!

Needless to say, the conditions he asked for were too high.

On Gay Star, whenever the Black Tower is opened, many big landowners will wait in the city of Guana with heavy gifts and their daughters who have just grown up.

When the young man who became a magician came out, they would rush forward, vying to marry their daughter to the future magician, and fight for a backer for the family.

If there is a magician in the family, it can be exempted from taxes for a hundred years and exempted from corvee labor for a thousand years.

The most important thing is that this family will not be made things difficult by local officials in the future.

Of course, sometimes those who successfully pass the test of the Black Tower will also be old men who are nearly sixty years old.

They walked tremblingly, their speech leaked out, their skin was like old bark, and they exuded a unique decaying aura.

However, age is not important to those big landlords who only need the title of magician. They will let their tender daughters wear gorgeous clothes to seduce those old men.

This kind of behavior is jokingly called "catching the son-in-law" by the people.

"Back then, you were not arrested?" Captain Yumaz Lala asked with a smile.

"Cough, how could such a handsome person like me not be caught by my son-in-law!" God Lei Ming smiled embarrassedly, a little shy: "It's just that I was still young at that time, so I didn't know those who were like wolves and tigers." My guy was picking a son-in-law, and he thought they were going to steal my fan! So he ran away."

Three black lines slid across Captain Yumaz Lara's forehead. This guy kept saying that he was handsome, and he was too narcissistic.

Facing such a thick-skinned person, he didn't know how to continue the conversation for a while.

Fortunately, at this time, Emmaline Ladd stepped forward with a wink, first smiled at God Lei Ming, expressed apology, and then whispered: "My lord, it's getting late, we need to continue on our way."

Her voice seemed to be deliberately lowered, but it was enough for God Thunder to hear clearly.

"Brother, we hit it off right away, and we should have bothered for a few more days, but we have a heavy responsibility, so let's leave it alone!" Captain Yumaz Lala breathed a sigh of relief, stood up and said with arms folded.

If the awkward chat continued like this, he was afraid that he would slap the handsome cheek opposite him.

He was about to turn around and leave, but God Lei Ming's words made him freeze in place immediately, feeling cold all over his body.

"Brother, let's go together!"