I kidnapped an alien civilization

In the large conference room, everyone held their breath and set their eyes on Professor Li Mo and Aristamenis Adel.

Although none of them believed that Aristamenis Adel could defeat Professor Li Mo, people were always like this, and they were always full of expectations for the impossible. The story of an unknown soldier defeating a great hero always fills people with enthusiasm, and can even become a legendary story passed down by word of mouth.

In this way, all the scientists in the conference room were in a mood of anticipation.

Li Mo didn't notice this, because all his energies were completely focused on the formula of the unification of the universe. He looked at the lost note and fell into deep thought. Destroys the sense of perfection of the whole formula. However, how to turn this note into a tone that matches the whole music?

Li Mo meditated for more than ten minutes, but he didn't have any idea. He had no choice but to close his eyes and exchange Pajero in his heart.

I saw a blur in front of my eyes, opened my eyes again, and found that I was already in the gray fog space.

On the smoky high platform, the big-headed Pajero didn't stand there like in the past, but hugged his legs and crouched there, looking like a melancholy young man.

What is this guy doing, homesick?

Li Mo sighed in his heart, walked over slowly, put his hand on the shoulder of the big head Pajero, and said with a smile: "Big head, are you in a bad mood today?"

Of course, although the big-headed Pajero is just a projection of a two-dimensional creature without a specific image, the entire gray fog space seems to be able to materialize the projection, so Li Mo can touch the big-headed Pajero by touching the real thing.

The big-headed Pajero raised his head and saw that it was Li Mo, with a dim light in his eyes. He lowered his head again and sighed: "Since we talked last time, I have been in a bad mood."

Last time? Li Mo frowned, and he calculated in his heart that it has been a full month and three days since he entered the space last time.

"Could it be that you've been sitting here with your legs crossed for such a long time?" Li Mo's expression moved.

A normal person squatting like this for more than a month may have disappeared from this world long ago. Although the Pajero with a big head is just a two-dimensional projection and does not need to consider eating and fatigue issues, he still has human thinking and long-term thinking. Time is in chaos and crashes can easily occur. Resulting in unimaginable danger.

The Pajero with a big head is currently living in Li Mo's head. If he explodes, will Li Mo's head also be damaged?

Li Mo was full of worries, he quickly bent down, and asked with a smile: "Big head, you see, now you and I are basically one, your troubles are my troubles, your troubles are mine Distressed, so, what are you worrying about, you must tell me!"

The big-headed Pajero heard Li Mo's words, thought for a long time, and finally nodded, as if accepting what Li Mo said, he stood up slowly, with a melancholy expression on his face: "To tell you the truth, I think of myself girlfriend."

girlfriend? ? Pajero people actually have a girlfriend! Li Mo's brows were frowned. According to the previous narrative of the big head Pajero, he could only see that Pajero was a cold-blooded and ruthless civilization. In order to save resources, they will use petri dishes to reproduce offspring for Pajero. Marrying a wife and having children and other things that are taken for granted by humans can only be owned by high-level Pajero people. Ordinary Pajero people can only receive children from child reproduction factories. In this case, naturally ordinary people will no longer be able to have the luxury of feelings.

"I don't mind if I ask you. You are just a dispensable teacher in the Pajero civilization. You are the lowest level of the Pajero civilization. How can you have a girlfriend?" Li Mo organized his words carefully, he was afraid Accidentally dealt a blow to this already depressed big head.

The big-headed Pajero people immediately raised their heads when they heard the words, put on a super affectionate look, and explained with a smile: "Although we are at the bottom of Pajero civilization, of course we also have feelings. After all, we are also intelligent life, as long as we are intelligent life , you will have a feeling of likes and dislikes towards the same kind around you. When this feeling becomes stronger and stronger with the development of time, it will change from quantitative change to qualitative change, so feelings will arise. Only those creatures without wisdom, will be bonded together for the reproduction of offspring."

What the big-headed Pajero people said made Li Mo nod frequently. Take the creatures on the earth as an example, even those animals with low intelligence will choose a suitable mate from the same kind. For example, a mandarin duck, a bird with a brain the size of a little finger, will remain unchanged for a lifetime after choosing a mate. There are also penguins, this naive creature living in the severe cold of Antarctica, but it is also a kind of sentient creature. They are model couples who stay together forever and sing along with their husbands and wives.

Most penguin relationships are very stable and will not change easily. Only when one of them passes away, or the penguin couple fails to give birth to a baby penguin for a long time, the relationship between them will break down.

Biologists have spent more than ten years carefully observing tens of thousands of penguins in Antarctica, and found that 82% of the penguins have always maintained their original mating. What's more, there is a pair of penguins who have maintained their relationship for ten years. You must know that the life of penguins is only twenty years.

Therefore, the statement of Pajero with a big head can make sense.

Li Mo nodded: "Then what happened, are you together?"

He looks very much like those gossip girls on the earth who are waiting to eat melons. There is no way, this is the gossip of aliens. Even if Li Mo is usually a person who doesn't like to join in the fun, he can't help it now.

The big-headed Pajero seems to have the idea of ​​​​confiding to others. Standing in the billowing gray fog with his hands behind his back, he looks like an outsider in the movie world. He said slowly: "The female Pajero I like is named Emma. Of course, this name is just a transliteration. In fact, because the structure of our Pajero's voice is very different from that of a human voice, our Pajero's voice is very different. There are many voices that you earth humans cannot make."

Li Mo nodded again. Anyone with a brain can understand this point. After all, it is impossible for a cow to speak human language.

The big-headed Pajero continued to talk about his love history: "Not long after I was instilled with knowledge, because I only got a low score in the IQ test, I could only wait for the assignment."

Waiting to be assigned? Li Mo's face was full of question marks, and the Pajero with a big head caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye, and quickly explained: "When each of us Pajero is fifty years old, it means that we have become an adult. At this time, the Pajero The Academy of Sciences will organize a test that will determine our fate. The content of the test is drawn up by the great scientists of the Academy of Sciences, which can accurately test the IQ of everyone. Pajero people who get high scores in the test can be given priority Pick a job that is easier, just like the white-collar jobs in your human office on Earth, with generous benefits and easy work, but those Pajero people with lower test scores can only wait for those with higher scores to finish choosing jobs, and then Only then can they be assigned work, of course, at this time, the remaining jobs will basically not be very good."

"Emma's IQ is about the same as mine, and she belongs to the kind waiting to be assigned. At that time, we lived in a special dormitory with all the Pajero people waiting to be assigned, and met by chance."

"Emma is a very beautiful girl."

Very pretty girl? Li Mo frowned when he saw the Pajero with a head as big as two Earthlings' heads. The beauty that this guy said couldn't be because he looked like this.

Li Mo couldn't help shivering at the thought of two big heads coming together and chirping.

This is really terrible!

But he didn't say anything to interrupt. After all, the sublimation of love is a serious matter, and there must be enough respect for aliens. Appearance liking is a very subjective thing. Humans still have cross-species differences in vision, not to mention the huge gap between other species. Like a pig, it will only like a pig, and it will never think that humans In line with their own aesthetics, a cow will definitely think that only a cow can match itself. The tall and strong figure, two sharp corners, and sharp-edged nostrils, how handsome it looks, and then look at creatures like humans , just a kind of two-legged monster, with a thin body, no hair, extremely ugly.

The big head Pajero didn't notice that Li Mo thought of so much in just a moment, his face was full of tenderness, and he continued to speak slowly: "Emma's head has a standard round shape, and her two ears stand up straight. , covered with pink fluff."

"Big head, pause for a moment, there is one thing I didn't understand." Li Mo had no choice but to stop him.

The big-headed Pajero was stunned for a moment, and asked in a low voice, "What's the problem?"

This earthling is really rude, didn't you see that I was thinking about the past? You should be right there now and listen carefully.

"As you said just now, Emma's head is round and her ears are pricked up. I don't think you have these appearance features!" Li Mo frowned and looked up and down the big head of the Pajero.

The big head of the Pajero people is as big as two normal humans, and the ears, nose, mouth, and eyes are doubled. Other features are similar to humans, and the ears are not branched.

Moreover, his skin is extremely fair, without any fluff.

The Pajero man with a big head was shocked when he heard the words, and looked at Li Mo with an unbelievable look, as if Li Mo was an idiot.

Jean let out a long sigh, with unimaginable doubts in his tone, "Li Mo, you, the greatest scientist on earth, why do you seem a little idiot."

idiot? Li Mo's eyes widened instantly. It was the first time he heard someone use this term on himself, but he didn't react at all, because in his opinion, the big-headed Pajero must have his own reason for saying this.

"The reason is very simple. Emma is a female Pajero, and I am a male Pajero. There is a big difference between the two, just like you humans on Earth, the physiological structure of men and women is also very different!" Big head Pajero The corner of the person's mouth hooked slightly, filled with a faint sneer.

this.

At this moment, Li Mo wished he could find a gap in front of him and get in, away from this big-headed Pajero. It was such a shame that he had forgotten such a simple question.

"Okay, what you said makes sense, please continue!" Li Mo's tone was weak, and it was too shameful to lose the face of the earthlings in front of an alien.

The big-headed Pajero man put on the longing for good memories again, and continued: "In short, although Emma is not the most beautiful female in Pajero civilization, her appearance is also in the upper middle class, and she is the most attractive to me. What’s more, she’s also always keen to help that kind of knockout.”

"What is the eliminated person, you should know?" The Pajero man with a big head said here, stopped again, and looked at Li Mo. In his eyes, Li Mo was a student. When a teacher is giving a lecture, he always wants to make sure that the student has understood it.

"Of course I know the meaning of Pajero eliminated people. They are those Pajero people who failed the IQ test, were considered useless, were labeled as waste, and were about to be sent to the exile camp." Li Mo obviously did too After doing his homework, he recorded all the stories told by the big-headed Pajero, and conducted a comprehensive analysis, trying to pry into some mysteries through this analysis.

"That's right, it seems that you are very attentive!" The big-headed Pajero people are very satisfied with Li Mo's performance, the huge head nodded twice, and continued: "The elimination is a taboo topic in Pajero civilization, everyone We all know the tragic experience that the eliminated will face, and feel pity for this tragedy, but no one dares to show it, because this is the decision of the Pajero Academy of Civilization, and no one can violate it."

"So, this formed a strange phenomenon. On the one hand, the Pajero people turned a blind eye to the eliminated, and on the other hand, they were secretly dissatisfied in their hearts. Because they were afraid that once they showed sympathy for the eliminated, it would be recorded in the database. Thus affecting the future development. As long as it is a living thing, it has the nature of selfishness, and Pajero people are no exception."

"But there is such a kind of people, they are not afraid of these. They call themselves the Savior Alliance, and the meaning is obvious, to save those who are eliminated."