I Kissed Zhenzi At The Beginning Of The Live Broadcast
Chapter 3 Blind Date
"Well, I slept really well this time."
In the early morning, the biological clock wakes Wang Hao on time.
"Ha~"
"Fuck me! How come my mouth smells so bad, have you eaten shit?"
Heaven Slayer Demon God: "6666! This is the first time I have seen someone who scolds myself like this."
Eye of the night sky: "Damn, the one upstairs hasn't slept yet! Have you stayed up all night?"
Heaven Slayer Demon God: "Of course, I still expect the author and the female ghost to have a relationship between humans and ghosts. As a result, after waiting all night, nothing happened."
I am Mingyue: "+1"
Qingqiu-Zijin: "+1"
"By the way, all the girls in the group seem to have gone to sleep, and only a few of us are here to guard?"
Eyes of the night sky: "Shit! She said last night that she was afraid of not falling asleep, and then ran to my house, but I played the king with her all night."
Qingqiu-Zijin: "You are not saved."
I am Mingyue: "You have passed away."
Heaven Slayer Demon God: "Why do people like you have a girlfriend?"
Eye of the night sky: "Listening to you, I seem to have missed a hundred million."
After washing up, Wang Hao realized that his live broadcast was not closed.
"Huh? Why did my popularity rise so much in one night, and there are so many people rewarding it."
"Could it be that they like my prosperous beauty, and then come to see me sleep."
Slayer Demon God: "Shameless dead author."
Eye of the night sky: "Bah! I have never seen such a brazen person."
Qingqiu-Zijin: "The one upstairs is also typing, why can yours have its own sound effects."
Looking at the barrage of water, Wang Hao curled his lips helplessly.
"Okay, all go to sleep! Stay up late at a young age to be careful of sudden death."
After that, Wang Hao closed the live broadcast room without waiting for comments from the water friends.
Then I picked up my mobile phone and found that whether it was a text message or a phone call, it was all 99+.
The readers are even more blasted.
Little Judge: "You are crazy, why suddenly burst into groups."
Slayer Devil: "Author, you were kissed by a ghost last night."
Eye of the night sky: "No, he kissed the ghost last night."
I am Mingyue: "I can prove that I watched the whole journey"
Judge: "..."
"Don't do it, okay, this kind of ghost story that coaxes children, who scares me! I have the ability to take a screenshot of the video and talk."
Eyes of the night sky: "Want evidence? Simple! Come on! Get evidence."
I am Mingyue: "Evidence? Come on! Come on!"
Heaven Slayer Demon God: "Come on! Go!"
Qingqiu-Zijin: "Go!"
Eye of the night sky: "???"
"Did you not take a screenshot last night?"
Heaven Slayer Demon God: "No, the author is highly capable throughout the process, so how can I take screenshots?"
I am Mingyue: "I forgot."
Qingqiu-Zijin: "I was shaking up last night, and I simply forgot."
Little Judge: "...I think you are fed up for a day. Let alone, I'm going out for a blind date."
After speaking, Wang Hao withdrew from the chat group, put on a set of clean clothes, and set off to the blind date corner in the nearby park.
In Xiahai, a prosperous metropolis, there are naturally many leftover men and women, and their marriage events have naturally become important events that the grandparents care about. This is how the blind date in the park came into being.
Most of them here are grandparents, they are holding a sign with the conditions written on it.
If you are fancy, add contact information to each other, and then start the blind date process. Wang Hao only heard of this place not long ago.
He has been single for a long time, so he naturally wants to come here to try.
A simple A4 paper with some basic conditions written on it, Wang Hao began to squat there and sell himself.
【Sex: Male】
【Height: 178cm】
【Age: 23】
Not long after the conditions were released, aunt and grandpa tentatively stepped forward to inquire.
An aunt asked, taking small steps. "Young man, where are you from! Do you have a house? Has the household registration been completed?"
It was the first time to participate in this kind of blind date, Wang Hao was naturally a little restrained. He stood up and said respectfully. "I'm from the north, I have five or six houses in my hometown, and I haven't gotten the hukou yet."
"Ouch!"
The aunt had an expression of disgust.
"You are typically three nomen! No house, no ticket, no household registration."
Wang Hao Wang Hao's face was speechless, and then the aunt took a little bit of yin and yang and went to other places to have a blind date.
"Forget it, I'll change to a remote place."
After finding a corner again, Wang Hao squatted up there again.
"Young man, how much is your annual income!"
This time it was an uncle.
"About five or six hundred thousand!"
"You can't do it! This annual salary is not enough to buy a toilet here."
In fact, this money is not earned by Wang Hao, but is also the income from rent collection from the house in his hometown.
My parents died early, leaving behind a few houses. There are two facades, and Wang Hao lives on these rents.
Without these rents, how could Wang Hao live so smooth and slippery? I am afraid he would have starved to death on the streets.
After being mercilessly taunted by the uncle, Wang Hao once again found a more remote place.
This time, after waiting for a long time, an aunt came to ask.
"Where is the young man from?"
This time Wang Hao learned to be smart, and said all his conditions in one go.
"Northerners, there are five or six houses in my hometown, without a registered permanent residence in the sea, and an annual salary of five to six hundred thousand yuan."
The aunt's disgusting expression was directly written on her face, and the scene discussed here also attracted another aunt.
"The annual salary is five to six hundred thousand, too little!"
Wang Hao: "..."
"Then dare to ask Auntie, what does your daughter do!"
"My daughter works as a nurse. She has 7000 a month, but she has a stable job!"
Wang Hao: What kind of courage is it to make your daughter with a monthly salary of 7000 a month look down on my person with an annual salary of five to six hundred thousand.
The aunt who had just arrived also spoke.
"Yeah! You have little money, you don't have a registered residence yet, and the five or six houses in your hometown are not a big deal here."
After speaking, the two aunts are about to turn around and leave.
At this time, Wang Hao whispered.
"My hometown is Peking."
Aunt: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧
The two aunts immediately turned around, took out their mobile phones, and said enthusiastically. "Not in the north, but in Peking. Let's add a WeChat."
Looking at the two mobile phones passed over, Wang Hao was very speechless, and the two aunts were still fighting secretly, wanting to add her daughter's WeChat first.
The corners of Wang Hao's mouth rose.
Ha ha!
You just ignored me, and now I let you up.
"The two aunts are embarrassed. I suddenly felt that it would be nice to be single."
After speaking, Wang Hao turned around and left in a cool manner.
"You guy, don't go! Let's talk again. My daughter is very well-behaved and has a monthly salary of 6000 a month."
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