I Kissed Zhenzi At The Beginning Of The Live Broadcast

Wang Hao:‼ (•'╻'•)꒳ᵒ꒳ᵎᵎᵎ

"Live Wang Hao, meet the heavenly master!"

Zhang Zhiwei: (≖_≖)

The old master was speechless, but Wang Hao no matter how much, he said excitedly: "It turns out that anime is real! Master, you came to save me because you want to accept me as a disciple because of my talent. "

"Don't worry, I will never be the same as Zhang Chulan. If you have any good things, you can give me anything. I will burn incense for you on the fifteenth day of the new year."

Heavenly Master: I seem to have killed him. Forget it, no one wrote novels for me to show him to death.

"I'll talk about this later, let's go back first."

"Good! Good!"

Wang Hao's head clicked like a rattle, and he shut down the live broadcast.

Reaching the stars: "I rely on, this dead eunuch will not let us see if he has good things. He actually wants to take the opportunity alone, I don't agree."

I am Mingyue: "I also don't agree, how can he let him swallow it alone."

Venom of Dutian Sword: "This is reasonable. We must unite as one to fight against the little judge."

Reaching the stars: "Uh... I don't have a good network here, I will retire first."

I am Mingyue: "I still want my relatives to make a coffin for him. I have left here beforehand."

Dragon King: "@渡天剑之毒液, you are done, I have taken screenshots of these words, and I will send them to the dreamer at that time."

The Venom of the Sky Crossing Sword: "..."

...

Wang Hao looked at the celestial master hopefully, and said, "Heavenly master, shall we fly back with the sword? Or move it in an instant?"

The old master said indifferently.

"No, I've booked an online ride-hailing service, and it's coming soon."

Hearing that he was going to go back by car, Wang Hao was a little anxious, his dream of flying to the sky couldn't be so shattered.

"No! Master, how can a senior expert like you take a car? Shouldn't you fly back?"

"Haha! It's not tiring to fly back! Why do you need to fly if you have a car."

Wang Hao: ...what you said is so reasonable, I can't refute it.

...

Soon, the online car-hailing booked by the celestial teacher came, and Wang Hao got in the car with a depressed expression.

Back in the city again, the celestial master pointed to the most luxurious hotel and said: "It's not early tonight. I'll talk about it tomorrow. This place is not bad. I will just check it out."

Then Wang Hao's bank card is less than 180,000, because the old master wants to live in the presidential suite.

...

Early the next morning, the celestial master dragged Wang Hao to a high-end restaurant.

"Australian lobster, braised pork elbow, king crab, none of these I ordered. I will have the rest and a bottle of Lafite from 1982."

"I will taste two cans of top black caviar first:"

Wang Hao: ((유∀유|||))

Seeing the waiters jumping up, Wang Hao hesitated and asked, "Tianshi, have we two eat so much? And at your age, shouldn't you pay attention to keeping your diet light?"

The old master glanced at Wang Hao and said, "Do you know why I can live so long?"

Wang Hao shook his head honestly.

"Because the doctor who took care of me is dead."

Wang Hao: "..."

Soon the dishes were ready, and the celestial master took the lead and killed most of the caviar in one bite.

The old master said, "It's nothing special! And it seems a bit salty."

In 1982, the Lafite celestial master blew directly on the bottle, taking one bite of the top abalone.

Wang Hao picked up his chopsticks distressedly, and wanted to pick up a dish to eat. He just picked up a prawn, and there was a flower in front of him, and the dish on the chopsticks disappeared.

"You eat it! Why don't you eat it? Isn't it to your appetite."

The celestial master put the light and breezy shrimp shells aside, and said when he put the shrimp into his mouth.

Wang Hao: …Master, I’m only in my 20s this year. I am not blind. The one you ate in your mouth seems to be the one I just caught.

Wang Hao didn't believe in evil, and stretched out his chopsticks again, but the dish just picked up disappeared instantly.

After several trials, the results were the same. Wang Hao was completely annoyed. He didn't use chopsticks, and he stretched out his hand to grab it hard.

Snapped!

When something hit the back of his hand, Wang Hao hurriedly retracted his hand.

There are two more red marks on the back of the hand, and it looks like the chopsticks hit it.

"Hurry up! The food in this restaurant tastes really good."

Wang Hao: "..."

Squeezing out a smile that is more ugly than crying, Wang Hao said in a crying voice: "My God, you can just eat it. I have a bad stomach recently."

"How can this be done? How can young people have strength if they don't eat? Don't be embarrassed. You bought these dishes with money!"

The old master picked a piece of green vegetables and put it in Wang Hao's bowl.

Then...there was no more. All the dishes on the table went into the belly of the celestial master. Wang Hao ate the green vegetables in the bowl with small mouthfuls, and ate it up for fear of gulp.

The bartender had enough food, and the heavenly master poured a cup of Lafite and rinsed his mouth.

Wang Hao also took the opportunity to ask: "My God, are all the pictures in the comics true?"

"Half true and half false! The names are all true, but things must be false!"

"I have an ineffective disciple, who seems to be a manga artist. He said he would add my character. I wanted to try the life of a young man, so I agreed."

"I have eaten and drunk the wine. I have to leave beforehand. Don't die in the future, you kid, write your novel well. If you dare to be an eunuch, I will catch you kid and hang it."

Seeing that the celestial master was about to leave, Wang Hao couldn't agree that such a big man would be thicker than his own waist after he pulled out his legs.

How can this be done without squeezing a wave of wool fiercely.

"My god! You have pity on me. I don't know what's wrong lately, it's very unlucky. How can I survive if you don't give me some self-defense skills."

"If I die, who will write novels for you to read!"

The celestial master thought for a while, nodded and said, "It seems that this is true. Okay, I will give you something."

The celestial master threw a book to Wang Hao with the three characters "Golden Light Curse" written on it.

Looking at the secret book in his arms, Wang Hao's saliva was almost flowing down.

"Master, is this the treasure of the town of Dragon Tiger Mountain. Don't worry, I will definitely carry it forward."

"No, this thing is just the basic skills of Longhushan. Although the name is Golden Light Curse, most of them are martial arts moves. After all the training, a golden light will appear on the body."

Wang Hao: "..."

"Master, you can't do this! For the sake of me writing novels for you, and for the sake of my treat you to a big meal, please give me some more."

The old celestial master gently broke off the hand holding the corner of his clothes, and said with a smile: "It will be next time."

Then it disappeared without a trace.

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