I Let You Cultivate Immortality, But I Didn’t Let You Harm The Immortal Cultivation World!
Chapter 29 Unlucky Kong Tianjiao
"Tanghulu, sweet and sour candied haws!"
"Stinky tofu, stinky and fragrant stinky tofu!"
"Tanghulu, sweet and sour candied haws!"
"Stinky tofu, spicy and delicious stinky tofu!"
"Candied haws..."
"Stinky tofu..."
No matter how hard they shouted, no one came near the stall.
It was like there was an invisible barrier around Qin Yu, preventing anyone from getting even close.
Gradually, more and more people came to the market, and there was even congestion in front of some popular stalls.
Only in front of the two stalls of stinky tofu and candied haws, there was a vacuum zone with no one paying attention.
Brother Tanghulu: "Brother, why do they all take a detour?"
Qin Yu: "Is your candied haws on a stick so poorly made that no one wants to buy it? Look at the stall selling fried crispy pork, the business is booming."
Brother Tanghulu said expressionlessly: "My business was even hotter than his yesterday."
Qin Yu: "That means you didn't cook the candied haws very well today. You see, the candied haws are all black and they don't look fresh at first sight."
Brother Tanghulu had bulging veins on his forehead: "Do you think there is such a possibility? Is this your problem?"
Qin Yu waved his hand directly, "Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could there be something wrong with my stinky tofu? Are you questioning the value of my Qin Family's ancestral secret recipe?"
Brother Tanghulu: "Damn, what kind of secret recipe has been handed down from our ancestors? I think you are just selling spoiled food. This tofu is smelly!"
Qin Yu retorted: "This tofu doesn't stink, how can it be called stinky tofu?"
"The smellier this thing is, the more authentic it is!"
Brother Tanghulu: “Damn, it’s so smelly, who’s going to eat it?”
Qin Yu: "Didn't you listen to the slogan I shouted? It smells bad and tastes delicious. Do you want to have a taste?"
Brother Tanghulu: “No!”
Qin Yu: "Come for a skewer. It's free. Come for a skewer and have a taste. You will definitely fall in love with the taste!"
Brother Tanghulu: "Damn, don't come over here, get this black thing away from me!"
"vomit!"
At this moment, Qin Yu suddenly heard a particularly familiar voice.
"Damn, what does it smell like? It's so smelly, Xiaoqing, please listen to my explanation!"
Qin Yu followed the sound, quickly searched among the crowd, and quickly locked onto this person.
This man was wearing a black robe, covering his whole body tightly, as if he could not see the light.
At this moment, he was chasing a woman, and as he walked, he said, "Listen to me and explain."
"Si~ Why does this voice sound so familiar?"
Suddenly, a golden light flashed in Qin Yu's mind, 'Holy crap, why does this voice sound so much like Kong Tianjiao!'
‘Shouldn’t he be in solitary confinement in Cave Mansion today? How could he be in the market? ’
'No wonder he was dressed so tightly. He ran out secretly. ’
Qin Yu secretly observed and saw Kong Tianjiao, wrapped in a black robe, taking two quick steps and grabbing the woman's hand.
The woman turned around and withdrew her hand, and the two stopped facing each other.
By coincidence, the two of them parked not far from Qin Yu's stall.
The rest of the market was full of people, except for a no-man's land next to Qin Yu's stall.
And people passing by here couldn't help but speed up their pace. No one dared to stay here. Kong Tianjiao was afraid of being watched by others, so he naturally chose this excellent location.
"Xiaoqing, it's really not what you think. Damn, why does it stink so much..."
The woman named Xiaoqing said angrily: "Okay, you actually said I stink!"
"I'm not saying you stink!" Kong Tianjiao hurriedly explained, "I mean there is a stink in the air."
"If you don't believe it, just smell it!"
Xiao Qing rolled her eyes at Kong Tianjiao and said, "I have rhinitis recently. I can't smell it and you don't know. I don't think you care about me at all."
"Of course I haven't forgotten. Look, I've bought you all the elixirs to treat rhinitis."
Kong Tianjiao hurriedly handed a bottle of elixir to Xiaoqing, and Xiaoqing's complexion became better.
Kong Tianjiao took this opportunity and said: "Xiao Qing, it's really not what the rumors say."
"You're still quibbling!" Xiaoqing turned away, "So many people saw Xiaolian walking out of your room disheveled, who among the vendors at the market didn't see it?"
"Don't listen to their nonsense. Xiaolian just brought me breakfast that day, but those people caught me."
"You know, those people want me dead and will definitely spread rumors about me!"
Seeing that Xiao Qing was a little shaken, Kong Tianjiao struck while the iron was hot and said: "Qing Qing, have you forgotten our oath of eternal love? Have you forgotten that we promised under the maple leaves that we would never leave each other in this life?"
Xiaoqing raised her eyebrows, it was okay if she didn't mention this, but she became even more angry when she mentioned it.
"No wonder there are no maple leaves in Maple Leaf Plaza. It turns out that you, a scumbag, have changed your mind."
Kong Tianjiao wished he could slap himself twice.
What can I say? I have to say the damn Maple Leaf.
And why is there not a single damn maple leaf left?
Kong Tianjiao always felt that there was some mysterious force targeting him.
"Qingqing, this is all a misunderstanding. Please listen to my explanation!"
"I won't listen, I won't listen, don't come to me again, it's impossible for us."
'Wonderful!'
Qin Yu stopped playing with his stinky tofu and pricked up his ears with Brother Tanghulu to listen carefully to their conversation.
"Ugh!" Kong Tianjiao couldn't help but retched again.
Xiaoqing: "Okay, stinky man, you are starting to feel disgusted with me now, aren't you?"
"No, the smell is too strong, it reminds me of the past few days... vomit!"
Xiaoqing: "Go away, don't bother me anymore, we have nothing to do with you anymore!"
Xiaoqing turned around and was about to leave.
"Li Qingqing!" Kong Tianjiao's voice increased, "Don't think that I don't know, you just dislike me for being dirty, right?"
"That's right!" Xiao Qing admitted generously, "I feel sick when I think of you covered in all that filth."
"And now you have become a joke in the outer sect. Who in the entire outer sect doesn't know that you are a shit boy, and I feel ashamed to be a Taoist companion with you."
"Well, Li Qingqing, don't regret it. There are many women around me, and there is no shortage of you!"
Li Qingqing left quickly, leaving Kong Tianjiao standing there angrily.
"Damn woman, just wait for me, one day I will make you regret it!"
'"Ugh! This damn smell."
Kong Tianjiao was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He wanted to smash everything here to pieces.
"Wonderful, really wonderful, I didn't expect there would be a twist in the end." Qin Yu commented subconsciously.
But the hearing of immortal cultivators is extremely sensitive, so these words were naturally caught by Kong Tianjiao.
"court death!"
Kong Tianjiao's facial features were ferocious, and he walked over in two steps at a time.
The closer he got to the stall, the stronger the stench that had been tormenting him.
Looking at the source of the stench, thinking of the pain he had been tortured just now, and the humiliation and fatigue he had suffered in the past few days, Kong Tianjiao suddenly became furious.
Qin Yu felt a little embarrassed when he realized that his complaints had been heard.
"Um... want to skewer the stinky tofu? It smells so delicious!"
Kong Tianjiao's face was ferocious, "I'll eat your mother!"
Bang~
Kong Tianjiao went berserk and smashed Qin Yu's car one meter high with one punch, scattering hot oil and stinky tofu all over the floor.
The movement was so loud that everyone nearby looked over in horror.
Kong Tianjiao regained his senses and then remembered that he ran out secretly. He hurriedly tightened his black robe and looked at the disciple setting up the stall, hoping that the other party did not see his face.
But at this glance, the veins on Kong Tianjiao's forehead popped out again.
'Why is it this guy again?'
‘It seems that if you are unlucky, this guy will definitely appear. ’
Qin Yu pretended to have just recognized Kong Tianjiao, and shouted with surprise, "Kong..."
Kong Tianjiao covered Qin Yu's mouth, leaned into Qin Yu's ear and said, "Don't shout, I will compensate you for your stall."
If the Sixth Elder found out that he sneaked out, he might be kicked out of the Mysterious Heaven Sect.
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