I Like This Dream!

Anxu was woken up by someone. Someone pushed her and called her twice, "Your Majesty the God's Favorite" in a low voice. They pushed her again and called her twice again, and so on. This gentle alarm clock was like a mosquito lingering in his ears. Anxu opened one eye with an unkind expression, and the sound suddenly stopped.

"You're awake, Lord God's Favored One." The man standing next to the bed shrank two steps away and said cautiously. An Xu yawned, stood up and stretched a lot, and found that the person standing next to the bed was an acquaintance, it was the elementary school girl he grabbed last night.

"Good day, Lord Beloved of God, the mass is about to begin, please prepare as soon as possible." The elementary school girl said in a voice as quiet as a mosquito.

"Mass? Why should I attend?" An Xu asked.

Although Holy Communion was served at Mass, there was only a small sip of wine and bread. The ceremony was the same, long and boring. She remembered that she had attended Mass a few times and stopped going. I've been whipped for skipping classes, so why should I still be there?

"Huh? But, Mother Mary asked me to invite you!" the elementary school girl said anxiously.

"I'll screw her to death." An Xu shrugged.

"Ah, God bless you, you can't say such things..." The elementary school girl crossed herself in a panic, "But, you are the one favored by God, how can you not attend the mass? Everyone must attend the mass?"

The elementary school girl kept repeating it nonstop, forgetting the nervousness at the beginning, and her voice became louder, with a thin and soft lolita sound that was quite pleasant to the ear. They are also religious people who tell An Xu what to do and what not to do. The round-faced lolita who trembles like a bunny is much cuter than the stern-faced Grandma Rong. An Xu looked maliciously at the elementary school girl who had the guts to argue, and asked, "Aren't you afraid that I'll eat you now?"

"Are you favored by God?" White Rabbit Loli said innocently, "The Bible says that those who are favored by God will be inspired and favored by God. Even the devil who returns to hell will definitely become a vegetarian under the grace of God. Come on!"

"Do you think I'm a devil?" An Xu looked back with a sinister look. The elementary school girl didn't realize it at all, but she actually nodded seriously and said, "You must be a big devil! But it doesn't matter, God has favored you. , you are our brothers and sisters!”

"I'm not a vegetarian." Anxu said pitifully, "The reason why I agreed to be controlled by God is because He promised to let me eat a child every day."

The elementary school girl looked at her blankly.

"You just said," An Xu put both hands on the elementary school girl's shoulders and licked his lips, "Mother Mary asked you to come over and be my breakfast, right?"

The elementary school girl looked at her, her body began to tremble like the vibration mode of a mobile phone, tears quickly filled her eyes, and they were teetering on the edge of falling. An Xu could see in his big eyes the look of fear, sadness, panic, and finally resignation. The elementary school girl sobbed and said, "Can you swallow it without chewing it? After eating, I... ugh... please go to the mass after eating..." "

An Xu was defeated by her persistence.

The walk to the auditorium was not short, and An Xu had time to stuff some food in his mouth and coax the elementary school girl to stop crying. The elementary school girl's name is Esther. She is a well-behaved and obedient first grader. She believes everything An Xu says. She is so silly and sweet that she is lovable. An Xu felt that because Loli was so cute, she could forgive those people for disturbing her dreams early in the morning.

But just because she doesn't care, doesn't mean others won't mess with her. Even when sitting at home, misfortunes may happen, not to mention that Anxu has already run further and further down the road in front of him.

The entire auditorium was full of people, and it was a bustling place. Anxu walked into the door under Esther's guidance, only to realize that he had entered the front door. She puffed out her cheeks and accepted the baptism of people's gaze. She was stunned under everyone's gaze, and without changing her expression, she stuffed the remaining manna into her mouth.

"His Excellency, God's Favored One, has arrived." The officiant standing on the stage said, "Please come forward."

The officiant, wearing a red chasuble and a sacred sash on his shoulders, was the same one he had seen at previous masses. An Xu didn't know his name, so it didn't matter. Hearing this, he patted the crumbs of food on his hands and walked to the stage gracefully.

Seen from above, the auditorium is divided into two parts. About 80% of the people are wearing black-based robes, and 20% are wearing white robes. There is a clear distinction between the two parts, separated by a long corridor that can allow one person to pass. Ah, the legendary omega! An Xu looked there intently and saw that in addition to white robes, those people were also wearing hats that could completely cover their hair and half of their faces, making it impossible to see clearly how unique the faces underneath were.

An Xu sniffed hard and could not smell anything other than the scent of incense. Instead, he felt a needle-like gaze piercing the side of his face. She turned around and saw, sure enough, Mother Mary was between the crowd and the podium, with an undisguised hostility on her face. If she had looked at An Xu as if she were looking at the shit in the gutter before, now she was looking at the shit on the statue. Her eyes widened and she glared at An Xu fiercely.

If looks can kill, how could it be her turn to kill me? An Xu thought proudly, and turned back to look at the officiant, who also looked at her with a look of constipation. An Xu was completely unaware of his obscene behavior of looking straight at the omega and sniffing, fully expecting someone to jump out and find trouble: bring her over if nothing happens, and it's not a commendation meeting.

The officiant took a deep breath and calmed down his constipated face. He cleared his throat, made the sign of the cross on his chest, and said: "In the name of God and Saint Urban the Righteous!"

"Praise the light!" the whole auditorium chorused.

“May God’s glory, grace and grace be with you!”

"With your heart too!"

“May our Lord in heaven not blame the earth for sin, but may he grant you great power, peace and joy!”

"Give it to you too!"

After singing and harmonizing several times, the little commotion caused by Anxu, the indescribable God's favored person, calmed down. The officiant lowered his head, turned the pages on the podium, and said loudly: "O God, please have mercy on us!"

"Because we have offended you!" The students in black robes and white robes said together.

“God, please have mercy!”

"Give us salvation!"

"May the Almighty God have mercy on us, forgive our sins, and allow us to remain on earth today. God and the flesh and blood of the righteous grant us great grace, allowing our sinful bodies to serve the gods and enter the kingdom of light after death. , there are no devils and shadows, and you can have eternal life in this country!"

"Praise the light!"

To be honest, no matter what the content is, it's quite fun to listen to these voices in unison, although it's also a bit funny. How should I put it? The reaction of this group of teenagers and girls, half of whom have not yet reached the stage of changing their voices, is not as majestic as military training. It reminds An Xu of the training in which employees of some institutions shout brainwashing slogans, such as "Our goal is!" Big fortune!" "As long as you work hard to promote it!" "Goods will eventually turn into money!"... She is really a secular person without faith.

"As you all know, after a lapse of fourteen years, a second person favored by God has appeared in St. Andrew's Theological Seminary," the presiding priest said. "This is also the second time in the 338 years since the righteous St. Urban has made an audience with God. For those who have received this honor as apprentices are proof that St. Andrew’s Seminary is beloved by God and is the cradle of shepherds.”

After xx years, the second top scorer in the college entrance examination appeared in our school, which is enough to show that xx Middle School has outstanding people and is the cradle of the top scorer in the college entrance examination. An Xu substituted in his heart.

"However, we have unfortunately heard that those who are favored by God are not flawless righteous people, but devils who deceive God." Here the officiant paused, and his stern eyes scanned the crowd, "God will not allow people to appear in the back garden. Such rumors!”

Many people lowered their heads uneasily, but An Xu felt that their worries were unnecessary. She saw Lance in the crowd, standing out among the people who lowered their heads, with a suppressed calm on his face; Mammy Mary stood outside the crowd, the hatred in her eyes softened slightly, revealing a little confident mockery. These two people were so calm and composed. How could the officiant really mean to vindicate her?

Judging from the two old enemies watching the good show, it is more likely that there is some trump card that can send her to hell.

"Anna Sullivan, please come forward!" the officiant said.

Coming, An Xu thought.

"Only in this way can you prove your innocence and wash away the sins of doubters." He said solemnly, "Sing!"

An Xu looked at him, and the auditorium fell into silence.

"Uh, I'm sorry, what do you want me to do?" An Xu asked after a few seconds.

"Please lead us in singing the Sutra of Begging the Lord for Mercy!" the officiant said.

……Huh?

Anxu looked at him blankly, then turned to look at Sister Mary and Lance, trying to get some hints from them. The expressions of Sister Mary and Lance became even better because of Anxu's shock. Their faces that suppressed the joy of schadenfreude, jealousy, and proud smiles seemed to have successfully defeated the gold-fingered protagonist. They shot her left and right and then stepped on her. With one kick, I want to laugh wildly and yell. I don’t believe it, and I look up at the sky to see who is passing around.

Many students below raised their heads and showed expressions of admiration to the officiant, "So it can be like this!" Taking advantage of the situation, he went to see the officiant. On the left side of the officiant's face appeared the word "Plan", and on the right cheek flashed the golden words "As expected of me, I am witty." An Xu felt that he was the only one with the wrong style.

that's all?

Are you serious? I do not understand? You came out in such a big way just to let me sing a song? ! Do you mean you'll kill me if I'm out of tune? Or are you trying to trick me by saying that this song cannot be sung in the first place, and if you sing it, you will lose? Another nanny's face appeared in An Xu's mind, and she said with a sinister smile: Can you sing? Bang bang bang bang! …

An Xu felt as if she was standing in the world of a primary and middle school boss, and someone from the dark cooking world threatened to kill her whole family if the food she cooked was not delicious. It’s like in the world of murderous tennis, the opponent said that if you don’t play tennis, you will die/use this super-light tennis ball to take your life/watch my stand-in skeleton attack/etc. As the only normal person, she looked at things outside of common sense. Everyone felt that they had too much to talk about, and it was a bit embarrassing to watch others play shamefully.

Being able to make the older chuunibyou feel embarrassed, from a certain perspective, they really won.