I Like Weird the Most

Chi chi chi.

In the kitchen, the steak was frying in a frying pan, making non-stop noises.

This voice seemed to be He Wenzhi's heart right now, it was also so tormented, it made a whimpering sound.

Han Yumeng's voice was so shocking that the kitchen almost exploded.

After the sound of a spatula falling to the ground, there was a dance of pots and pans, and a symphony was staged in the kitchen.

I don't know what Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo were doing inside.

When the two of them floated out of the kitchen, they only saw Huang Xiaoyan holding a hot pan with a piece of steak in it.

This is all away from the fire, but it feels that the fire is still so strong, and the oil stars in it are splashed out.

"Child? What child?"

"Where is the child? Whose child?"

The two female ghosts murmured.

Han Yumeng ran up in a hurry at this time, first took the pan from Huang Xiaoyan's hand aside, and then ran over holding their hands.

"Sister Xiaoyan, sister Yuluo, look! It's right there!" Han Yumeng looked at the bathroom.

Hearing this, the two of them also turned their eyes away, and their eyes were straight for a while.

Unknowingly, Huang Xiaoyan's hair fluttered automatically without wind.

Han Yuluo's eyes trembled, and he couldn't help but feel a chill.

He Wenzhi: "..."

I don't know why, but he suddenly felt like I did something wrong?

But, I obviously didn't do anything!

What is going on with this atmosphere now!

He Wenzhi: "Well... I think you may have misunderstood something, why not calm down first, let's sit down and drink tea and have a good talk?"

"Miss, misunderstanding...?"

"The children are in your hands..."

"..." He Wenzhi was speechless at first, rolled his eyes, and then lifted up the big-headed doll, and then said: "Give me one now, and give birth to a big fat doll like this for me have a look!"

It's a bit outrageous.

Who can give birth to such a big fat baby all at once, with all the front teeth protruding.

This obviously can't be my child, right?

When Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo heard it, they felt that this was really the case.

At this moment, the big-headed baby suddenly laughed.

Immediately afterwards, the two small hands grabbed in the direction of Han Yuluo and Huang Xiaoyan, and then there was an expression of anticipation and longing.

"Nai Nai, I want to drink Nana..." She twisted her body in He Wenzhi's hand, and said, "Papa... I want to drink Nana, Papa took me there... Those two big sisters... have , Yes... drink Nana..."

"Father?" Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo, who seemed to have calmed down a little earlier, became a little restless again.

"I'm calling you daddy... and you said it's not your child...?"

He Wenzhi flicked the big-headed baby directly on the forehead, "Drink your big head! You know how to drink milk! You deliberately messed with me!"

"Woooooh..." Big-headed doll hugged her big head: "Papa doesn't love me anymore... I'm going to complain to Mama... By the way, Mama said, let Dad go back to sleep early at night..."

"!!!"

Suddenly, in this three-bedroom house, there seemed to be a faint cold wind, as if the road to the underworld had opened at home.

Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo were completely restless.

He Wenzhi was also a little uneasy.

This was the first time I saw two female ghosts at home react like this. Although it was a misunderstanding, if the underworld effect was fully activated, it would inevitably affect the residents upstairs and downstairs.

Because of this, He Wenzhi had no choice but to hit one of them on the forehead, and quickly applied a buff of physical calmness.

A few minutes later.

Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo landed lightly beside He Wenzhi, with green smoke still rising from their heads, but their eyes were flickering, digesting the information that He Wenzhi's Yanghuo gave them before they calmed down.

Han Yumeng crouched beside her with her head in her two little hands, looking pitiful and aggrieved.

She pouted and muttered, "I didn't do anything, why did you hit me..."

He asked: "You fanned the flames, added fuel to the flames, and you didn't do anything?"

Han Yumeng: "Then I didn't talk nonsense..."

He Wenzhi: "Then I didn't fight indiscriminately."

Han Yumeng: "..."

At this time, Huang Xiaoyan's eyes moved. She blinked, looked around, and pulled Han Yuluo again.

Han Yuluo also understood, and said, "So... she is that ghost baby?"

"That's right." He Wenzhi nodded: "The weeping bride was stillborn, so I left behind this obsession. At that time, I promised to find her a child, and it happened that this ghost baby was here tonight. There, so that's how it is."

"So it's like this..." Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo both nodded.

The two of them had known about the crying bride for a long time, and He Wenzhi had told them about it very early.

And then the dream was also very strange, and they all mentioned it to them.

"So... this is still a poor child..." Huang Xiaoyan said suddenly, stroking the big-headed doll's head.

She was deliberately created by the sewing man. If one wants to talk about her biological mother, maybe the woman who is the mother is her biological mother, or maybe not.

After all, it may be impossible to trace the origin of the half-human, half-ghost product born according to that method.

And even if this big-headed doll is sent to that woman, it is estimated that the woman will never admit that she has given birth to such a child.

Ghost baby, how can anyone accept it?

After all, the woman was a victim herself.

That's why Huang Xiaoyan said that the big-headed baby is a poor child.

In addition, because Huang Xiaoyan himself lost his memory, he didn't even know who his parents were.

And because of those special reasons, it is impossible for this big-headed doll to confirm her parents.

This made Huang Xiaoyan inexplicably feel a little bit similar to him.

But the big-headed baby is still young after all, so he can't understand Huang Xiaoyan's current emotions at all, and the moment Huang Xiaoyan's emotions surged up, they quickly disappeared again.

So at the moment when his head was touched, the big-headed baby smiled excitedly, and then climbed up along Huang Xiaoyan's arm.

"Drink Nana..."

He Wenzhi: "..."

He grabbed the big-headed doll and wondered what happened to the doll, whether it was a starving ghost reincarnated or something.

Huang Xiaoyan: "It's okay, just let her come up..."

He asked: "She wants milk, do you have it?"

Huang Xiaoyan: "..."

She doesn't seem to have this.

After all, it is a ghost.

Now that the misunderstanding between the two female ghosts has been resolved, He Wenzhi turned his attention to Han Yumeng again.

This little girl is dancing very much recently.

He Wenzhi thought about it, and put the big-headed doll into Han Yumeng's arms.

"Don't you want to drink Nana, you go find her!" He smirked.

The big-headed baby struggled on Han Yumeng's body: "Don't, don't... This little one doesn't have Nana..."

Han Yumeng glanced at He Wen, her mouth puffed up, and said, "I don't want you yet! You go away! You are the little one!"

The big-headed doll patted Han Yumeng's chest: "It's so hard...it hurts...it's disgusting...don't..."

Hearing this, the veins on Han Yumeng's forehead popped up, and she picked up the big-headed doll and was about to send it away.

She said: "Why ask! She is indeed your child! She is exactly the same!"

He asked: "Is it not enough to hit the head just now? If you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I will swell you into 36D!"

When Han Yumeng heard this, her eyes lit up sharply.

She put the big-headed doll on the sofa, stood up with her hands on her hips, and straightened her flat chest. There seemed to be an inexplicable expectation in her eyes and tone.

I just heard her say: "Come on! Hit me! Hurry up and beat me into 36D!"

"???"

Han Yumeng's little expression almost made He Wenzhi feel numb.

What happened to this little girl, has she reached this point?

Can you look forward to and be excited even when you are beaten?

And what the hell is that expression full of can't wait?

…………

After playing around for a while, He Wenzhi didn't quarrel with Han Yumeng anymore, it was enough for the big-headed baby to stimulate her alone.

Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo accidentally knocked over a lot of things in the kitchen because they were too excited, so they hurried back to clean up now.

The pots and pans fell all over the floor, and it took some time to clean up, and the meals had to be prepared quickly.

Xiao Hei's keenness is still worthy of belief. Since Xiao Hei has always behaved as usual from the moment the big-headed doll appeared, it means that she is indeed safe.

It's just that it's difficult to raise children, but He Wenzhi really can't.

Should I buy milk powder first?

Do you still need diapers?

He Wenzhi thought this way in his heart, and made up his mind that if he had the opportunity, he must ask the crying bride for more child support or something, but the big-headed doll who was still provoking Han Yumeng with words on the sofa suddenly spoke.

"Papa... don't forget to go to bed early... Mama is waiting for you..."

After speaking, her figure slowly disappeared, and finally disappeared.

He asked for a moment, is this gone?

It’s true that you come when you say it, and you go when you say it!

No matter how you look at it, does this feel awesome?

Was it the Weeping Bride?

How strong is she?

Han Yumeng on the side was stunned. Even Xiao Hei noticed the disappearance of his breath, so he turned his head hastily and kept looking at the sofa.

The only thing they didn't notice was Huang Xiaoyan and Han Yuluo who had already returned to the kitchen to clean up and continued cooking.

"She... why did she suddenly disappear..." Han Yumeng was startled.

Although she already knew that this was a [ghost baby], it would be too weird to suddenly disappear like this, right?

He Wenzhi opened his mouth, thought for a while, and said.

"Maybe it's because you don't have Nana to drink for her, and she's starved by you..."

Han Yumeng: "!!!"

This chapter is only around 3,000 words, so some people may say it's too short...

But there will be an update later, that is, it may not be possible today.