I live in a desert island property

In the past, it had thousands of ways to torture this damn lunatic.

He can even directly mentally manipulate the other party to complete a deal!

But now, the power permeated by the [long-cherished wish] is too limited, and it doesn't have enough ability to interfere with the mental will of this lunatic—especially, this lunatic is quite strong.

Zhang Ming was refreshed in his heart, and the more he scolded, the more vigorous he became, and he viciously annoyed the demon god—for two full hours! !

It was the first time that the dark red flame had encountered such a lunatic-like intelligent creature. At first, it pretended to be calm, but later, Zhang Ming's insults like a machine gun made the flame tremble.

Amid Lao Zhang's insults, [Long Wish] kept changing its shape, trying to find a way to break the situation...

The best solution I came up with in the end was: give up this crazy psychopath and replace an agent! !

But it... has no choice!

It tried its best to infiltrate this trace of power into this world domain.

If you don't seize this opportunity, you have to wait until the year of the monkey?

[So your wish is: Let me go? I can fulfill your wish... I can go away and never appear in front of your eyes again, only you need to pay a small price. 】

Before it could finish speaking, Zhang Ming immediately babbled nonsense, not even answering: "What, the third stage of the power of the turtle?!"

[Long-cherished wish]: [Please use normal language to describe your logically understandable wish. 】

"The little monk was taken aback and roared angrily, don't bully young people into poverty!!"

[long-cherished wish]:...

"The little monk and the tortoise fought passionately, talking nonsense."

[long-cherished wish]:...

Suddenly, the dark red flame sensed that Zhang Ming was about to wake up from the dream, so he jumped forward and pressed towards Zhang Ming's mind!

Zhang Ming laughed loudly without panicking, a purple light flashed in his hand.

With a "snap", the lightning directly opened the dream space.

As if there was a sound of glass breaking, the entire dream world quickly collapsed.

In the next second, he suddenly popped out of that strange dream!

Zhang Ming suddenly opened his eyes, panting heavily, and found himself lying on the bed, his body covered in cold sweat.

I checked my attribute panel, and checked my whole body carefully, but found nothing serious.

I walked out of the room in a good mood and started a new day!

"Ha ha ha ha,"

"Yang Mama, save me!"

"That guy came to the door and was scolded by me!"

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Zhang Ming didn't dare to reveal to the Honggang people about the Demon God's "long-cherished wish". He could only ask the old sheep head for help when it came to his own life, and told all about the weirdness in his dream. scene.

"I'm panicking! What should I do if it retaliates crazily?"

"Old sheep head, do you have any life-saving skills, teach me quickly! Otherwise, that monster will run into this world!"

In the silent environment, the old sheep's head was stunned. When this learned beast heard the Arabian Nights, it was inevitable that he would suspect that his hearing had gone wrong.

There was no response for half a minute, as if completely dead.

"I'm really scared!"

I'm more fucking scared than you!

Bai Ze opened his bloody mouth wide open, listening to Zhang Ming's endless complaints, he felt an incomparable sense of absurdity in his heart.

You scolded that demon god, and you scolded him for two full hours... Are you scared?

Wait... This guy actually insulted [long-cherished wish]? !

I can't help it, so farewell!

The more Bai Ze thought about it, the more he felt that this guy was extremely talented and bold.

Even if the born god man, the six-blind man, mentions the "long-cherished wish", it is only anger and hatred, but with a trace of helplessness.

Liu Blind, who has been manipulated for a lifetime, has no way to avenge [long-cherished wish].

The rest know the existence of [long-cherished wish], but they often keep silent, expressing that they don't know anything.

A wise demon god, wise!

Even if you are restricted by your own rules, you can play to death casually within the rules, who dares to talk about it?

But, this guy dares!

Not only did he dare to talk about it, but he also abused it viciously, and he was so addicted to it that he couldn't help it. He said "very scared" in his mouth, and the happiness in his body overflowed.

"Hey! Did you hear that?" Zhang Ming noticed that the old sheep head was in a daze, so he called out quickly.

Bai Ze trembled, feeling faintly afraid of this lunatic.

It naturally has no way.

Because all the information it knows is from the "six blind".

Even the "Six Blinds" and "Long-cherished Wish" are not in a direct transaction relationship. The "Six Blinds" were born after the "Music Clan" and "Long-cherished Wish" traded.

But now Zhang Ming is in a direct transaction relationship, or in other words...there is no transaction between the two parties.

"Hey, old sheep head, can I leave the abyss?"

"Now this guy's power to infiltrate is very limited. As long as I refuse the deal, it can't do anything to me. You have to give me a clear answer if I can leave!! I insulted it, there should be no bad consequences, right? ?”

Facing Zhang Ming's question, Bai Ze was very confused, it didn't know the correct answer at all, and the cunning and weirdness of the demon god [long-cherished wish], no matter how cautious it was, it couldn't be too cautious.

But obviously, if it doesn't let Lao Zhang go out, this daring guy might do something bad.

What's more, the [long-cherished wish] has very little penetration at the moment. As long as there is no trade, the problem is really...not big?

"You can also insult it, and play with it if you are in a bad mood." Shi Mama came up with a bad idea, "You make a vicious wish, let it turn into a beautiful girl, and let it whip itself."

"Baby maid, you are so cowardly! You dare to play with the demon god, be careful that it will draw out your soul and burn it on the flames every day." Zhang Ming cursed.

"I, Emperor Shimama, really dare not make a wish." Shitou said frightenedly, "I also dare not insult you."

Zhang Ming nodded seriously: "Well, from today onwards, I will call myself Shimama, and when I meet [long-cherished wish] next time, I will deliberately say that Master Shimama wants to make a wish. You will be responsible for this big cause and effect. "

The stinky stone roared angrily in the sea: "You can't do this, your conscience is greatly broken!"

It always felt that it was perverted enough, but it always felt that its perversion was actually infected by Zhang Ming. Its essence is an honest old tortoise.

But Lao Zhang didn't care.

If the [long-cherished wish] really comes to the door, it will be years later, my old Zhang has died so long ago that there are no ashes left... Even if you whip my corpse at me, I don’t feel anything .

If you revive me and flog the corpse, I'll still make money.

The red light in the pupils of the goat's head bloomed, and I always felt that something was wrong. Why are these guys so crazy?

"How about it... Yang Mama, if you feel unsafe, you can follow us and leave the abyss together."

"You just look at me from the side, won't it be over?"

"Anyway, I can't make any deal with it. You can supervise me and see how I train this guy."

"I...the grave..."

Bai Ze said that he wanted to stay here and guard this abyss.

Zhang Ming waved his hand: "When the seal is repaired, our abyss will be considered the most stable one. Why do we need to keep guarding it?"

"The Sea of ​​Demon Gods is so vast, and there is more than one abyss. There should be too many abysses that are not guarded by anyone, right?"

"You've been sleeping here, and you haven't done anything. You can't repair the seal even if it's broken. The remains of the Six Blinds were stolen by monsters, and you can't get them back... It makes you seem like you've made a great contribution. "

Bai Ze was extremely ashamed. It really hadn't done anything particularly important, that is, the power of [long-cherished wish] penetrated in, and it just wanted to dry up the sea water.

But if the seal is not damaged, there will be no demon power infiltrating.

This causal relationship cannot be reversed.

Zhang Ming said again: "Wait someday in the future, when I die of old age, you will come back... Species like ours have a very short lifespan."

"Of course if you miss Master, you can come back anytime."

"This abyss is placed here, and you won't escape. Your master doesn't want you to stay in this dark place forever, does he?"

"Don't you want to see the new world outside? All of us are gone, and you can only stay here alone again."

Shitou, the lowly servant, taunted, "The sheep in the cave are said to be guarding the tomb, but they are actually just sleeping... It's lying to itself!"

"I really envy these guys who can touch me!"

Bai Ze was furious!

But I heard Zhang Ming say: "You can't speak so badly, you know? Only by touching yourself can you touch others."

One of these two guys sang red faces and the other sang bad faces. They were yin and yang, and they didn't have the character of respecting the old and loving the young at all.

"For so many years, there has been hard work without credit. If there is no news from Bai Ze, I might have been hooked up by [long-cherished wish]. Who wouldn't be tempted by a universal wish-making machine?"

"Wait, what if it turns into a beautiful girl and wears a beige sweater? Maybe I'm really tempted."

Shi Mama was shocked: "What if that monster eavesdrops! Zhang Mama, bring an ax next time, chop up the sweater, and kill your demons!"

"It makes sense, anyway, my first love girlfriend is already an aunt, so just cut it off!"

White Pond:……

This world might be so complicated that it can't comprehend it - if the creatures outside are as crazy as these two guys, the demon god... doesn't seem to be a big deal?

No, no, no, you shouldn't think like this, this is mentally polluted!

The delirious Bai Ze shook his head violently.

It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.

If it had been deserted and kept company with irrational monsters from the abyss, it would be tolerable, and it would be over if they kept sleeping.

But now that I have enjoyed the excitement, it would be unbearable to suddenly become deserted.

Bai Ze was silent and did not speak.

Its loyalty does not allow it to agree so quickly!

But it doesn't matter, Zhang Ming has a hundred years to make this old sheep's head slowly change his mind.

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