I live in a desert island property

"Hey, what is this place... How many years have passed?" Zhang Ming grabbed Xiao Bai and placed it on his head.

Xiaobai struggled frantically on the mucus on his skin, tears streaming down his face.

"Haha, Xiaobai, you still cry so much, you really don't know what I've been through! This life is really too dreamy. I live my whole life, and after going through all these hardships, I really live up to this trip. I feel that any difficulties in the future Can't help me!"

"Devil God, it doesn't seem to be a big deal."

Breaking free from the hands of the demon god and returning to reality, Zhang Ming felt a sudden sense of happiness in his heart.

He was so excited, the turbulent emotions poured out from his heart like a flood that broke the embankment.

The overwhelming yellow sand can't cover up that sense of happiness.

[Master Shimama, hello; Mr. Xiaobai, hello, long time no see, thank you very much for your help. Without you finding this world, it would be very difficult for us to clean up the remaining power of the Demon God. 】

The little gourd was naturally revived again, shining golden light, wandering around Zhang Ming, still in the usual, very polite tone.

The past three years were really not easy. Even under the protection of the world, it was still not easy to clean up the remaining power of the demon god.

In the real world, Little Gourd can no longer incarnate at will, but can only become the original Little Gourd.

"Yes, thanks to the rescue team from the outside world, thank you all for your help..." Zhang Ming bent down and bowed to Shimama, the sleeping Bai Ze eyeball, and the little white turtle, and also to the Pelican ship looking around in the sky Long, bowed deeply.

This is his most sincere thanks.

Sister Pelican flew down again and stood on the edge of the deck, a little bit wanting to give a bird's prestige.

But seeing Zhang Ming thanking himself so much, he felt quite comfortable.

Captain Pelican nodded, thinking that this homeless "defeated man" could be accommodated.

"Hey, old sheep head, you can wake up now." Shi Shi called out in spiritual language.

Bai Ze woke up quietly, and when he saw Zhang Ming, he trembled inconceivably.

Old Zhang...resurrected?

Even the little gourd is resurrected?

Bai Ze still had a trace of vigilance in his heart, the flames in his eyeballs were beating, trying to see why.

"First of all, I want to announce that Ms. Calabash has helped me a lot, and she is trustworthy. I have not been anchored by [long-cherished wishes]."

"Okay, I know you have a lot of questions, first find a safe place, and I will explain in detail. Hmm...why does this world feel weird? This wind and sand is too big."

"Isn't this Honggang's communicator, why did it blow up?!"

Zhang Ming fiddled with the furnace communicator, looked at the green slime on his body, and said speechlessly, "Why do I look like a monster, Miss Calabash, where did you put me in a good place?"

Hulu said quietly: [I did make the mucus. If you are in a coma for a long time and do not eat for a long time, you may starve to death. A healthy body is the foundation of a strong mind, so I've covered you with a layer of mucus that absorbs through the skin. 】

[Don't get me wrong, this is the resin from the tree of Eden, not other...stupid humans, this is just a trade item from a long time ago. 】

[As for why your skin is green, it is because of these resins, and it will recover soon. 】

"Well, it's not a big deal."

Zhang Ming jumped onto his ship excitedly, and found that the ship was dilapidated, with traces of many battles on the deck.

Animals can only use the above functions at most, but they are not good at maintenance, and they will naturally show signs of aging after a long time.

He turned his head back and found the weird lake, and felt a strong temptation from the soul level.

"This world...is a bit weird."

Zhang Ming frowned subconsciously.

However, after being reborn, he was so relaxed that he wished he could take a bath immediately, cook a good meal, and experience the fireworks of life.

I was too lazy to investigate all kinds of strange things for the time being, so I drove the ship and ran along the river bed towards the coastline.

"I have something to tell you. Just now, your human civilization called and asked you to go home as soon as possible and attend some exchange meeting!" Shi Mama roughly explained the whole process.

Xiaobai was still fiddling with the broken communicator.

(Zhang Ming, there is anti-entropy technology here!!)

"Really?" Zhang Ming was smirking while bathing in the scorching sun.

Shi Mama said earnestly: "Gusun, the water in this world is too deep, you may not be able to play well. Don't get close to this lake, let's go back to the coastline, and then think about other things."

"It's really boring. You can also look for the ruins of civilization along the coastline, although the civilization here will definitely not be strong."

Such a serious Shimama made Xiaobai a little uncomfortable, so he yelled "Ahhh".

(Didn't you say in the communicator that you want to bring back the scientific research results?)

Shi Mama sneered and said, "It's true that they are looking for Zhang Ming! Civilization-level events are related to the survival and reproduction of hundreds of millions of people, and billions of people. Do you think I don't understand the importance of such things? You let What should I say? He was sucked into the gourd for 3 years, and he didn’t know whether he was alive or dead. Maybe he won’t wake up? What if he wakes up? At that time, I didn’t know he could wake up.”

Xiaobai froze for a moment, then looked at his ancestor.

Shi Mama sighed: "Gusun, if you are very capable, it is really unbearable for others to pin their expectations on you and have unprecedented expectations."

"You have never experienced this truth, and you will never understand it. Every best expectation will only turn into hell in the end."

"It's better to pretend to be crazy and stupid, to confuse the audience, to say some nonsense ambiguously, and let them lower their expectations."

"As long as they lower their expectations, they will prepare all the countermeasures. Whether Zhang Ming is dead or not, they will be prepared."

"They will not ask me to be a lunatic to bring back the so-called 'results', don't you think? After all, I am a lunatic, and they will at most listen to half of it."

"Do you feel the same way, and you don't have too many expectations of me? Do you think I am full of surprises when I say this suddenly? This is the benefit of lowering expectations, especially for civilized exchanges. It needs to be."

Xiaobai was stunned for a long time, recalling his ancestor's answer. At this moment, the black stone shone with the light of truth.

Shimama hummed and ignored it, remembering some ancient past events—its predecessor was Xuanwu!

How can it be ignorant of politics?

It's just that now, it's broken.

"It's nice of you to reply like this!"

Holding the steering wheel, Zhang Ming said, "Actually, after this experience, I have also figured out a lot. I am a duckweed who lives in nowhere. It is quite satisfying to have you long-lived species accompany me. .Even Miss Pelican can live a long time, right? Well, it’s really good, you are like relatives to me.”

"It's so nasty." The stone trembled, "It's so disgusting!"

But Zhang Ming seems to have really changed a little bit, it's... something hard to tell.

After driving all the way for a long time, we finally arrived at the coastline.

The blue sea is like a tranquil sapphire, just like his current mood, besides happiness, there is still tranquility. What is really important is always clearer to those who don't have it than those who have it.

He seemed to have no feeling of loneliness at all.

The sandstorm here is slightly smaller, so Zhang Ming jumped into the sea first and took a bath.

Then I caught a big fish and went home to cook.

As the smoke rose from the kitchen, Zhang Ming was in an extremely calm state of mind, enjoying himself cooking a pot of fish soup.

And the talkative gourd used his nice voice to describe the story that happened in the dream. When he heard that "long-cherished wish" had made such a big circle, the purpose was to kill the gourd and achieve the "ultimate", it immediately sparked an uproar. Then there is a big wave!

The old sheep's head was extremely ashamed, thinking that all its precautions and speculations were in the calculation of "long-cherished wish", wronged the good-hearted people, and even had the intention of committing suicide.

On the contrary, Shi Mama laughed "quack quack", "I said it would be bad earlier, old sheep head! Don't worry about so many things, and there will be no misunderstanding."

【Mr. Bai Ze, you don't have to blame yourself, your guard is understandable, and the end result is also happy... Well, it's really nothing. [Long-cherished wish] It's normal to be fooled by someone who is so scheming. 】

"You let her play the vampire queen!" Shi Mama urged beside her.

The old sheep's head naturally didn't listen to its nonsense, and said shamefully: "I'm sorry... No matter what, I still have to apologize to you in the end."

【Okay, then I accept your apology. 】The talkative gourd happily circled around Lao Zhang, wandering around non-stop.

After returning to this world, even Ms. Calabash had some subtle changes.

Life is so complicated here, with so many relationships to worry about.

But it's nothing, after all, the most difficult time has already passed...

Zhang Ming, who was holding a spoon, felt a little uncomfortable, "Hey, student Hulu, can't you become a girl?"

"I'm a little uncomfortable with your appearance."

"What? You can also become a girl!" Shi Mama was taken aback.

The gourd voice transmission said: 【Mr. Zhang Ming, this is not a dream, I... can only look like this. And...they are so serious now, and their expressions are so serious, I dare not speak. 】

"Haha, it doesn't matter, we'll get to know each other soon."

"After all, this disaster is the biggest disaster in my life."

"They are also worried about me, it's normal to be serious."

Sister Pelican looked at the chaotic relationship between these guys, and the poor brain turned around a bit.

In the end, who is sorry for who? Did you... fight?