I live in a desert island property

"Cheat...a liar, right? Wife...too what grandpa or grandpa or uncle finally came home?"

"Could it be a liar trying to cheat money? You should call the police immediately, brother, the police should prove his identity." Zhang Yueyue said blankly.

Lao Zhang is the name on the Internet.

After all, Zhang Ming is the oldest group of people who are still alive since the old days.

For such a great achievement, it seems a bit disrespectful to call him by his name directly, but he can’t call him "Zhang Dasheng", "Zhang Uncle", "Zhang Daneng" or "Zhang Dadi". Three rooms and one living room.

Over time, "Old Zhang" refers to only Zhang Ming on the Internet.

There is also a strange legend in their family. The wife, grandpa, grandfather or uncle seem to be still wandering in the sea of ​​demon gods, and will return to their hometown one day sooner or later.

In their generation, they didn't take it too seriously. After all, they have to create their own lives. They can't wait for someone who has never seen it all day long and only lives in textbooks, right?

but now……

"I'll call the police, what if it's true?"

Zhang Chenhao clenched his fists tremblingly, and crazy thoughts burst out in his mind. He was wondering if he was mentally ill.

At the same time, the two brothers and sisters of the Lin family were also discussing the "uncle" who just came in, discussing that there seemed to be a small gourd pendant hanging on his belt.

"Well, it can't be the uncle we're looking for, right?" Lin Yuyu squinted his eyes, glanced at the two siblings who were sitting upright, and noticed that the atmosphere was becoming inexplicably weird.

"Or, this gourd pendant is a popular style for middle-aged people? I haven't heard of this popular style."

But Lin Fangzheng remained expressionless, still thinking about his "king fish".

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yuyu ran to Zhang Yueyue and patted her: "Are you having a parent-teacher meeting? Why are you so serious?"

Zhang Yueyue nodded stiffly like a robot, we are indeed holding a parent meeting, and the content of this parent meeting is indeed so scary.

If you must know, we can only scare you to death.

"That ancestor of mine seems to be back?" Zhang Yueyue said stiffly, "I don't even know what to call it, I'm dying of anxiety."

There is only one "Old Zhang" on the Internet, Lin Yuyu and Lin Fangzheng, who were also scared to death, with pale faces, sitting there like a good baby, putting their hands and feet together, not daring to move.

The four began to discuss seniority, and the chaotic relationship made them fall into a long silence.

...

Zhang Ming took a shower and changed into clean clothes. Seeing four people sitting at the dining table like robots, he couldn't help but feel amused.

Is this welcome ceremony so grand? Are you going to give a speech?

"You... how do you prove that! Why are you that wife?"

"We can't say what you say, let's just believe it!" Zhang Chenhao blushed, stumbled and asked, almost anxious, even though he was not the kind of stutterer usually.

Zhang Ming was immediately stopped by the question, his eyes widened, how can I prove that I am myself?

This is a classic problem in the world!

I don't even have an ID!

Who will prove it to me, call Lao Wang?

So he glanced at the two nervous brothers and sisters of the Lin family, and with an idea, he adjusted his facial muscles and changed his appearance: "You know me now, the little girl and young man of the Lin family? You picked me up from the Sea of ​​Demon Gods." Yes, can you prove it?"

"I've already told you the secret of the kingfish. Could it be Lao Zhang? Who else could it be?"

As a result, the four young men were so frightened by his face-to-face change of appearance that they broke out in cold sweat, and it took a long time to recover. Obviously, this is a special ability to adjust their appearance.

They are still a little paranoid.

You can change your appearance, isn't it easy to be a liar?

Lin Fangzheng suddenly said: "Actually... I still believe it a little...Mr. Zhang, but why do you need to be rescued? You can also swim directly to the coastline by yourself, it's only a short distance away."

"Why did you run away at the police station?"

Zhang Ming had a cheeky face and gave a very strange statement: "Because I don't want to contact the authorities."

"You have to know that once you get in touch with official people, it's like brown sugar, you can't shake them off, and you can't beat them directly."

"They used Dayi to recruit me, which is very annoying."

But the young people nodded seriously, and it was easy to accept it, because they didn't want to contact the government unless it was a last resort, which was really annoying.

But obviously, this proof is not enough.

Suddenly, Zhang Ming noticed the small gourd hanging around his waist, and it vibrated twice. When he reached out to touch it, he found a family photo and the letters he had exchanged.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, gourd is still smart, and can always solve problems at critical moments.

"Look, this is a family portrait we took a long time ago. My image was uploaded with the software P."

"This is your wife or grandma, that is, my sister...does she look a bit like you?? This is my mother, my father, and this is my little niece. What are you guys doing?" ... Forget it, this generation is in chaos."

"Is there a family tree?"

"Yes, yes."

"It seems true, I know this picture, I've seen it!"

The old old photos are stained with the color of tea, washing away the lead, bringing a sense of time passing. They are like red maple leaves, filled with stories of the past.

The young people were blowing their minds at this picture, the evidence was so strong that they had to believe it!

That mysterious legend actually came true today!

So that for a while, they began to sit there like robots again, motionless!

The weight of the elders is really too much, they are almost out of breath.

No matter how socially awesome people are, they dare not speak at this moment!

How...how?

"Forget it, let's talk first, where is the kitchen? Since you have taken me in, I'll cook a meal." Zhang Ming also saw that there seemed to be a generation gap between the young man and himself, so he could only shake his head, "You guys slow down Talk slowly! I'll make a good meal!"

Zhang Ming suddenly felt that he had found the past he was looking for, and it was time to face a brand new future.

This is indeed a good season, even if it is pouring down, the insects and wild cats hiding under the flowers and trees are still waiting for the sunny and vibrant days after the rain.

Perhaps this is how human civilization should have been.

One more person, one less person, the sun will always rise again.

Although this kind of peaceful life can't last long - a car drove in outside the community, and there seemed to be a few extremely powerful people sitting on it, probably the strongest on earth.

I have to admit that the mobility of humans is quite good.

As soon as his front foot arrived, his back foot was discovered.

With a high probability, the strongest force that can currently be commanded was dispatched.

In this era full of big data monitoring, as long as human beings are willing to spend the cost, all kinds of monitoring, divination, hexagram calculation and other means are pouring in, it is difficult to hide.

Unless he keeps changing his appearance, or finds a frontier area to hide his name, and is exhausted to death, there is a possibility of not being discovered.

But it's nothing, cooking is important!

Before he knew it, a brisk smile appeared on Zhang Ming's face.

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...

And after Zhang Ming left, the rusty atmosphere like a robot slowly eased. Zhang Chenhao picked up a glass of water and drank it several times before calming down...

Shit!

He glanced at his silly sister feverishly.

Zhang Yueyue was giving out a foolish and demented smile, and suddenly her face became serious: "What do you think I am doing? Don't tell your wife to cook, and why don't you help?"

"Don't you want to sit back and enjoy it?"

"You go, it's also your wife and grandpa! I'm almost scared to death, I dare not go in."

"I can not!"

"I dare not!"

In the end, Lin Fangzheng, who was the most taciturn, unable to integrate into the group, and only thought of "king fish" in his mind, went into the kitchen to help.

"Tell me, will our family have a lot of money! We have a bigger house. From now on, I can live like a princess." Zhang Yueyue supported her face, "I don't need to work hard now? "

"Come on, no matter how rich your ancestors are, it has nothing to do with you? You don't even dare to say a word, and you don't even say hello. What kind of princess are you? Dreaming?"

Zhang Chenhao's ideology and morals are really upright, as if he has inherited Lu Tuyu's personality, criticizing his sister with a look of disgust, and his words are also particularly sharp. .

"Even if you live a life like a princess, you didn't get it by your own ability. It makes you look like you are superior. Why? The moths of society are almost the same."

Zhang Yueyue's face was flushed by what he said, and she felt a little wronged. There was a backing mountain that was as high as the sky and even more exaggerated than Mount Everest. She was not allowed to fantasize about it. If she fantasized about it, she would become a social moth?

No wonder you haven't found a girlfriend yet, you idiot.

Immediately after, laughter came from the kitchen, and Lin Fangzheng's yell of surprise was faintly heard: "So, the kingfish is actually a kind of squid! It...it is as big as a mountain! Many fish like to eat it and pull it out!" Shit!"

This is the surprise of intellectual curiosity being satisfied.

Although this surprise is really weird.

And the discussion outside the kitchen gradually became lively.

Lin Yuyu on the other side couldn't get in any words, so he also ran into the kitchen to help, and listened to interesting stories by the way.

And the two siblings are still arguing, discussing things like "backing".