I Love Farming

Because of force majeure from the reader, Cui Qichao woke up one morning and found himself a cat. It's not a virtual plane, but it turns into a cat in reality.

Cui Qichao just woke up and realized that the whole world had changed. The quilt covered his hairy body, and under him was a small white light body.

"... Meow?" Cui Qichao burst out of the quilt and stepped on Jiang Tanwei's face.

Jiang Tan woke up with a faint whisper, and made a shocked voice when he saw him: "You, you are!"

Cui Qichao: It's me! Why did I become a cat!

Jiang Tan slightly grinded his teeth, "Where are you from, the fourth child!"

Cui Qichao: "..."

At this time, Xiao Bai's figure appeared at the door and meowed twice. Due to its training, it will not enter the master bedroom without the owner's permission.

Jiang Tanwei thought, wait, isn't it the fourth child, but the object that Xiaobai got?

"Xiaoxiaobai, come in!" Jiang Tanwei shouted.

Xiaoxiaobai just stumbled in. He smelled Cui Qichao and felt the familiar atmosphere on him, but he didn't know why Cui Qichao became a cat, and just scratched it.

Jiang Tanwei looked at it like this, it seems that this black cat is really a little white object, and he doesn't know how to put it in.

"Cui Qichao, Cui Qichao!" Jiang Tanwei started to shout. He had to sue with Cui Qichao. Xiaoxiaobai was too ridiculous. He couldn't just rely on his high IQ.

But it turned out that Cui Qichao couldn't get a response, as if he was no longer at home.

Jiang Tanwei feels very puzzled. Generally, the rules at home are to report to each other ... Well, this is what he advocated, but Cui Qichao has been performing very well.

Jiang Tanwei felt that there was a strange black cat that appeared for no reason, and Cui Qichao who disappeared for no reason.

Fortunately, Changming Technology thought that he seemed to have forgotten to close the video before going to bed last night. He raised his hands and dropped the video out. Each of the thumbnails on the light screen shrank. Jiang Tanwei shook his hand and started playing immediately. In the picture, a pattern that ljj cannot appear.

"Cough cough cough !!" Jiang Tanwei coughed a few times and quickly closed the video. He glanced at the two cats, always feeling that their eyes were weird, and he was embarrassed.

Jiang Tan fine-tuned the latest video. After opening, quickly skip the front and choose to play only the dynamics. After a few clips of them turning occasionally, Jiang Tanwei finally saw what he wanted to see.

Cui Qichao was still shrinking into the quilt, but suddenly it disappeared, and at the same time, the quilt bulged a little!

Jiang Tanwei: "!"

His first reaction was that Cui Qichao united with others to make fun of himself, but after he double-checked it was determined that this video had not been tampered with, and even after slowing down countless times, Cui Qichao really became small and deformed instantly. .

And this place is definitely a reality, not a virtual plane.

Jiang Tanwei sat back a little, staring blankly at the black cat, so to speak, this is ... Cui Qichao ...

"Oh my God!" Jiang Tanwei embraced Cui Qichao.

Cui Qichao found that he finally determined his identity, and was a little relieved, and put his claws on the back of his hand. Now the most urgent task is to figure out why this is the case, and what is the solution.

Jiang Tanwei: "It's all my fault!"

Cui Qichao looked at him intently, Xiaobai knew why?

Jiang Tanwei: "I often make a wish in various wishing ponds, meteor showers, and forwarding koi, so that you can also taste the taste of a cat! Let me do you a good job!"

Cui Qichao: "………………"

Jiang Tanwei: "What can I do now? But I have turned too many koi, and I don't know which time it worked!"

Cui Qichao slapped his face away with a claw, hooked the screen, and typed on it: "Check first."

Jiang Tanwei nodded heavily. "I'll contact a laboratory."

After Jiang Tanwei made an appointment in the laboratory, he looked back and saw Xiao Xiaobai still rushing to Cui Qichao, and hurried up to drive it away, "Go away! Mine!"

He raised Cui Qichao and looked under his eyes. He felt that although it was cat-shaped, he didn't know if it was preconceived. He always felt that it was also Cui Qichao's flavor. Those clear eyes looked very cold, thin body, satin-like fur.

Jiang Tanwei buried his face in Cui Qichao's stomach, and then said dumbly: "If you are a cat, it must be my only cat ..."

Cui Qichao even had a trace of guilt, because of Xiao Xiaobai's existence, even the old cat Xiao Bai, he could not do what Jiang Tanwei had been looking forward to, making him the only cat of his own.

However, Jiang Tanwei is his only lover. Cui Qichao meowed softly. The past two years have brought this big boy to growth, but he has not taken away his enthusiasm, and has made him feel more at home.

At this time, the grown-up Jiang Tanwei said, "So as my only cat, come on! Sit down! Let's do a set of basic training!"

Cui Qichao: "..."

Cui Qichao Typing: What if I can't go back?

Jiang Tanwei thought for a while and said, "First of all, I will do everything to find a way to change you back. Secondly, if you really ca n’t change back, big deal, we will connect you to ljj's database. Do you want to be a human or Be a cat, I will accompany you. "

Cui Qichao was lost in thought.

If he understands correctly, Jiang Tanwei's words mean ...

Jiang Tanwei: "Come on, sit down."

That's right, basic training still has to be done. Let him finish it first.

With such a deliberate or unintentional mischief, Cui Qichao's a little heavy mood could not be lifted, and he had no choice but to sit on the ground.

"Are you satisfied?" Cui Qichao looked at him with such eyes.

Jiang Tanwei did a whole set of basic training in a row, and the cool ones all took off, "Okay ..."

He trembled and touched Cui Qichao's chin. "Good cat!"

This good cat spoke out, an unspeakable refreshment spread all over the body.

Jiang Tanwei lingered with aftertastes and said, "Last password, kiss me."

Cui Qichao was speechless for a while, wondering how Mao Maojiang Tanwei could be so excited.

As soon as he stood up, his front paws caught Jiang Tanwei, and his furry mouth touched his mouth.

For a moment, Jiang Tanwei opened his mouth wide and licked Cui Qichao's half head.

Cui Qichao: "............... ????"

...

...

Jiang Tanwei put Cui Qichao on his shoulders, took him out for dinner, and went straight to the laboratory after eating.

In fact, you can eat at home, but Jiang Tanwei insisted on going out to show off the cat.

The restaurant is open-air, and this is not the first time they have visited, but this time Cui Qichao has a different shape.

The waiter knew Jiang Tanwei. When he saw the cat, he immediately said, "I'll bring you disinfectant and pet seat."

Jiang Tanwei and Cui Qichao came. If Xiaobai was brought with them, Jiang Tanwei would clamorly ask for a pet seat to separate Xiaobai.

Today, he said, "No! I'm holding our house ... sit obediently!"

Cui Qichao: "..."

Be good? ?

Jiang Tanwei kept Cui Qichao very viscous in his hand. You gave me a bite of food, and with the tableware, the waiter was stunned, he almost thought he was worn by the soul. Is this still Jiang Tanwei? They thought he hated cats too!

There are many shopping malls and office buildings around this open-air restaurant. From the sky to the ground, there are dense buildings and countless screens. Many screens will also display pedestrians in real time, monitor countless numbers, and have various angles.

It is in this kind of environment that Jiang Tanwei feeds Cui Qichao very openly: "... love me, meow meow."

Cui Qichao made a threatening voice, warning Jiang Tanwei.

Jiang Tanwei: "Hurry up!"

Cui Qichao: "... Meow. Meow. Meow."

Suffering without suffering, think about Xiaobai being hit by a pig. Forget it.

Jiang Tan laughed with excitement, held Cui Qichao in his arms, and kissed him, "Love you, obediently!"

As soon as he finished speaking these words, Cui Qichao turned back into a human shape in such a broad daylight, sitting in his arms in a semi-deflated posture.

It's too late to think about why it suddenly deforms, what scientific principles exist in it, and a very recent question is before us.

——I don't know how the screen system is set here. For a split second, I don't know how many screens are analyzed in the background after locking Cui Qichao's face and search volume. Then he is judged as a celebrity and broadcast his real-time action.

Even after Jiang Tanwei completely deleted the clip data that may make people suspect of Cui Qichao's physical condition afterwards, it was broadcast live at this moment.

As of now, at least 100,000 people have seen Cui Qichao sitting in Jiang Tanwei's arms in a very vulnerable posture. Jiang Tanwei has tableware in his hands, and his mouth is still "good" ...

The whole world seemed to be silent for a moment, then a louder argument broke out.

At this moment, Cui Qichao froze.

At this moment, Jiang Tanwei's brain fell into a blank.

What does this mean?

On behalf of him, he is definitely no longer an unknown staff member / cohabitation expert / suspected cousin! !!

The author has something to say: 更新 Updated today, I don't know how to describe it ...

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I originally wanted to write another chapter, something happened temporarily, I will write another point in the next chapter, Yu Cui, ha ha ha ha 2k novel reading network