I love posting on Weibo and have become a professional genius

At first.

When Cat didn't know Qin Hao, he thought the two-time champion would be very arrogant. After all, if he could defend the S-League championship, his eyes would probably be soaring.

But after actually getting to know him, Cat found Qin Hao to be quite easy to talk to. It's just that his career was not going well at that time, and his future was uncertain. Cat didn't have the heart to chat with Qin Hao. He even blamed Qin Hao for losing his job because of the reinforcement of the team.

Retracting his thoughts.

Seeing that he was teased for being a stubborn commander, Cat not only didn't feel that Qin Hao had put him down in public, but felt a little honored. After all, many netizens didn't care who he was.

This introduction actually raised his status.

With such gratitude.

Feeling the bond of Onmyoji.

Cat felt that his brain was very active and he frequently made jokes.

For example, I remember talking about Haro, saying that people on the Internet praised him as the second prince, who inherited his father's planning ability, but he was a little lacking in anti-camping and laning protection - this was also Haro's style at the time.

It was just a plain remark, and I remember that I was going to change the subject after I said it, but Cat suddenly said, "What do you mean? Why are you blacking my Ning Wang in the EDG game? Are you still hating him?"

Puff!

Those who understand laughed out loud.

After all, it wasn't long after the second part of the course. At that time, whenever the discussion of jungle brushing was discussed in the anti-bar, someone would post "Still blacking stinky shoes" and "Too hateful" in the comment section as a joke.

I remember that I was stunned at the time.

In terms of sharp turns, he was no match for Cat.

"I didn't blacken him!" I remember feeling aggrieved, he didn't want to lead Ning Wang's rhythm.

"Still not blacking him?"

Cat's voice was even louder than I remember: "You said Haro's jungle planning was good, then the question is, whose planning was not good?"

[Hahaha. ]

[Fuck, this is a pit. ]

[This program should not be called a Tucao Conference, it should be called a Digging Conference. ]

[The cat emperor is the one who really hates. ]

[Whose planning was not good? It must be a stinky shoe. He is the only professional player who can be ridiculed by the gold jungler. 】

【Explode, explode. 】

The number of people online in the canteen is far more than the program team thought. They thought that after the live broadcast, the video would be enough to get a hundred or two hundred thousand views.

But...

These viewers who were deceived by false propaganda were retained by the three Onmyoji and Qingshen. The overall online peak has been steadily rising, and there is no sign of a halving.

"Some time ago, the whole network of Subject 2 was popular, which set off a trend of speed racing... Haoshen, what do you think about this?" Guan Zeyuan continued to pass the message.

He found out.

He was only responsible for passing the message, and it was a show effect.

As expected, Qin Hao did not disappoint him: "The fact that Subject 2 can be popular means that many people are disgusted."

"Oh?"

Guan Zeyuan raised his eyebrows and looked around.

Qin Hao: "Actually... high concentration is very tiring. If you try staring at the screen for a long time, you will know that your eyes will get sore and your mind will get fuzzy... There are so many mistakes, why is Ning the only one with such a big rhythm?

And he is slow in clearing the jungle, which can only be classified as not rigorous."

Qin Hao looked at the three people.

Guan Zeyuan was the most sloppy, and shook his head directly: "Who knows this." Guan Zeyuan wanted to play dumb and get in, but Qin Hao's main point was sincerity.

"Really don't know?"

Qin Hao asked himself and answered: "I remember you were rushed."

Guan Zeyuan's smile was stiff, and Cat said: "Space elevators and the like, Brother Guan must be familiar with it."

Qin Hao smiled and gave his own insights: "I have seen Brother Guan's slices, you often say: Commentators should dare to make judgments." Guan Zeyuan nodded and recognized this catchphrase.

"So."

Qin Hao said as a matter of course: "The more personality and the more outstanding, the easier it is to be focused on - in the game, it means that the position is too forward and out of touch, who else can I attack?"

"..."

Tsk.

Guan Zeyuan also understood this truth, but he didn't expect Qin Hao to dare to express it in public.

"I'm not promoting that those who are not envied are mediocre."

"But if you feel particularly disgusted with someone, it must be that all kinds of things have accumulated and broken the filter. At this point, all your behaviors will be magnified.

Maybe the slow jungle clearing is just a small matter in the eyes of the person concerned, but in the eyes of the disgusted person, it is an attitude problem.

After all, even players in the gold rank can optimize their jungle pulling details, the fastest four, there is no reason why professional players can't do it.

Of course, I don't mean to look down on gold players here. I mean, no matter how bad you are, you won't be so bad."

Gold players have a sentence MMP and don't know whether to say it.

Seeing that Qin Hao seemed to be scolding, Cat asked in confusion: "What does the dynamic you posted mean? Ning said that he would play professionally for a lifetime, and then you tagged him."

Qin Hao laughed happily and said, "I don't think he can do it."

Three Onmyoji: ? ? ?

Netizens: ! ! !

Seeing Guan Zeyuan's eyes widened, Qin Hao followed up, "He doesn't even care about pulling wild players, so how can he care about his promises? I feel that Weibo is just a platform for him to show off his life."

"I'm very curious."

Remember to get into the rhythm: "Then what does Weibo mean to you?" He wanted to know what Qin Hao thought of the title of Weibo King.

Qin Hao waved the plastic hammer and pondered, "I definitely like to post on Weibo because I enjoy the feeling of being noticed. Because I feel more real when I get likes. Emmm, conceited?"

Everyone was stunned.

They had never seen a professional player who said he was conceited in public.

But it's also this way of making fun, anger and scolding that makes people hateful. To put it bluntly, Qin Hao also pretends, but he doesn't like to hide his intentions and show off openly.

"No wonder when you were on the bench, you would send out animations to spray BP." I remember sighing.

Qin Hao hit his thigh with a small hammer and pretended to be annoyed: "Because many people talk about wheel moms and star moms being very strong, but throughout the regular season, SKT (bot lane) has not played this kind of purely defensive combination.

To be honest, I feel that SKT felt that stabilizing the lane clearing in the bottom lane would make mlxg uncomfortable, because then RNG would be used to liberating Mata, and then applying pressure to find the rhythm. As a result, the BO5 could not even proceed to the first step.

So if we really want to clean up, it is better to say that the path is too dependent, rather than proving that the two-mother combination is invincible. Of course, I only had a few thousand followers at that time, and I never thought I would take the space elevator. "

[Haha, Qingshen is indeed quite sincere. 】

[Hmph, it wasn’t because Huang Za was forcing him, how could Qingshen be so dazzling? 】

[Is it Huang Za’s contribution again? 】

[Speechless, why should I take all the credit? 】

[Smelly shit. 】

soon.

The dining hall moves on to the next topic.

After watching the clip, I remember reading out Hupu’s comment: “Did Mark prove that playing well is not as good as lining up well? As a support, he has to do far less than the support of other teams...”

"It doesn't make sense."

Cat first retorted, and then activated his skills to make a sharp turn: "In this way, I, Baolan, don't accept it. I think he doesn't do much, he only focuses on the surrounding areas, and rarely controls the resource group in advance.

So every time IG is in position, you will find that there is always someone to explore. If it is at a disadvantage... I can understand it, but in the game where they have the advantage, their vision is not much better. "

I remember that I really didn't hold back and said with a smile: "Hey, I found that there is something wrong with you. This comment is talking about Mark. You have to change the topic to IG."

Cat's expression didn't change: "What's the matter? Just tell me whether these two people are the type who don't have a high sense of presence.

During the game, if you look at Meiko, Meiko is either suppressing the blood volume or laying the groundwork for the next wave of offense and defense, but look at Baolan and Mark. The former is often in a daze in front of the tower, while the latter is either in the center or on the way to the center. "

Guan Zeyuan: "What did Brother Hao say?"

Qin Hao didn't hide it: "This is the positioning of the team. We have tried to let Mark share the command, but it will interfere with the operation, so now it is usually me and the jungler who command, and Jin Gong is responsible for part of the wing..."

"Brother, can you tell me this?" I remember being afraid.

"Can't you say this?"

Qin Hao didn't think there was anything wrong: "The competition is about on-the-spot state and daily accumulation. Intelligence is the icing on the cake."

"Come from your mouth, I believe that anyone else would have fallen."

Qin Hao: "No problem, my Weibo ID is Commentator Cat."

puff!

Cat's face turned green at the time.

On to the next topic.

Remember to mention the difference between an active handshake and a passive handshake.

Guan Zeyuan Yin Yang said: "This question can only be asked to Brother Hao. The Human Cat King only wins three games in a season, and he passively waits for the opponent to come over and shake hands."

Qin Hao tilted his head: "It seems that he only won 2 MVPs in his career. After all, he retired too quickly."

Cat:……

…

Talking about JKL anti-tower.

Qin Hao said bluntly: "It's okay to do this once or twice, but if you do it often, you definitely don't care that much.

I think netizens said that they wanted to deal too much damage, and blamed the support for not drawing aggro immediately... To be honest, they didn't even communicate who would be the first to resist when crossing the tower... I reasonably suspect that there is something wrong with the headset. "

Cat added: "It's also possible that you entered the wrong voice and entered the voice on the opposite side."

…

While admiring the scene of the Audi reversing into the warehouse and making the ultimate escape, Guan Zeyuan suddenly interjected: "I want to know what Brother Hao thinks of the nicknames given to Xiaohu and Maple players by netizens."

He hummed, deliberately blurring the words Qing Yi'er.

"This is very boring."

"Those who don't know better think that I can win only because my opponent lets me down."

"Ha ha."

or sensitive.

or violence.

When the topic came up, Qin Hao was able to block it. Unlike Onmyoji's deliberate actions, Qin Hao has the confidence to speak out without being too offensive.

So go into full view.

Qin Hao is even more able to explain the gap between data and actual performance from the data dimension - "How do you say that, data cannot reflect the harm you do to the team."

"If a game like League of Legends loses a big rhythm, it will undergo earth-shaking changes."

"The jungler must be to blame."

Another half hour passed.

After receiving the reminder from the director, I remember feeling a little confused for no reason. Before the official recording, he thought it would be difficult to finish the script, but he didn't expect that the time would pass so quickly during the recording...

"Today's dining hall is coming to an end..."

Remember to slap your mouth, and pretend to be relaxed: "For the last words, everyone can say something from their heart, whether it is blessings or expectations - Brother Hao comes first?"

Qin Hao suggested: "Let's go in order, Maomao first, me second, and then Brother Guan..."

"OK."

After agreeing.

Cat held the microphone, lowered his head and sighed: "I just hope the canteen will get better and better. It's not easy to have a show." There are many things he wants to say, but he is most concerned about the canteen at the moment.

Compared with Cat, Qin Hao didn't feel that much.

However, Big Wolf said that the left hand can only play solo at the moment. Qin Hao complained: "I have always thought it was nonsense that the player could not play due to contract disputes. Because many times, it is not that the players want to break the contract, but that they have no choice."

"Fuck!"

Barrage exclaimed.

[Brother Hao is afraid that we will forget. 】

【Who told Fujii not to do anything? 】

[The two clubs failed to reach an agreement, and the players caught in the middle became victims. 】

With such a face-riding output.

No one cares how dryly Guan Zeyuan and Qiu’s blessings were said.

The atmosphere is so hot.

The spectators who were already drowsy by 10 o'clock were as if they had been given a shot of blood now, their eyes widened and they were in high spirits.

Behind the camera.

The director and director crossed his arms and smiled sorely: "This effect is better than expected." The entire live broadcast lasted one hour and fifteen minutes and was high-energy throughout.

The director looked at Qin Hao and nodded slightly: "I can only say that he is very suitable for a program like the canteen."

Wait until the on-site director announces the end.

Qin Hao took off his sound-collecting device and found that many staff members were smiling at him. Two seconds later, the director and director who had reminded him rushed over and praised: "Awesome! Awesome!"

"Hi hi."

Qin Hao was about to humble himself.

Cat followed: "Haoshen, the dining hall can't live without you."

Guan Zeyuan: "Talking to you two is like dancing in a minefield."

I remember: "I'm going to have a heart attack when I step on a horse!" I remember that it was rare for me to use foul language, which made everyone present laugh.

Even some staff members could no longer express their mood and excitement in words at this moment, and could only turn all these emotions into applause for the four people who directly participated in the recording.

Seeing this, the director hurriedly said: "Thank you for your leadership's support, thank you all colleagues, and especially thank you Qingshen. You are the only one who can promote our program."

His eyes were shining as he looked over.

Qin Hao was a little scared: "That...has all the credit."

"Can you come next time?" The director is full of desire. He wants to consolidate the current results.

Qin Hao hesitated and said: "More..."

By playing dumb.

Qin Hao left the studio and found that Brother Hao and his manager were still waiting for him in the lounge. Just when Qin Hao returned to the base in the car, the trio in the canteen were still immersed in the excitement of the first success.

"How many?!"

"There are more than one million people online! The popularity is worth more than 40 million!"

"Done?"

"It's done!!"

"Hello, Director Wang."

Hearing this, Cat quickly looked in, only to find that the leader was coming.

"The results are good. When we enter the playoffs, we can record one session a week."

The director said, "I'm afraid there's not enough material."

The leader waved his hand: "As long as the invited guests are important enough, people will watch just talking nonsense on the stage!" The leader consciously understood the essence of the canteen.

"Question...Haoshen is only filming this issue. I asked him just now, but he didn't answer."

"That's why I ask you to keep in touch."

The leader cannot refuse: "That's it, I'm optimistic about you!"

The show ended and the leader left.

The director then said to the staff who stayed on site to sort out the equipment: "Thank you for your hard work. I'll treat you later and let's have a meal!"

“Let’s have a big meal”

"Then we have to speed up."

"..."

The canteen program team was looking for a place to have a late night snack.

IG club.

Ning looked livid after watching the video, which increased the number of views in the canteen.

This show…

The words "Still hating" echoed in Baolan's ears, making her shoulders tremble. But after he laughed out loud, he felt it was inappropriate and quickly tightened his mouth to hold it back.

Ning's expression looked as ugly as possible.

He was asked a question on Qin Hao's Weibo three days ago, leaving a lot of ridicule. He didn't expect that this e-sports variety show would have to explain deliberately.

nausea!

It’s so disgusting!

The more Ning watched, the more unhappy he became. He said angrily: "Which ridiculous program is about consuming labor and capital?" No one wants to be consumed.

Even if you know that public figures will inevitably be scolded.

But he just couldn't get through it.

Baolan was also mentioned, but he had a better attitude. After all, Ning was proved to have a bad attitude. JKL was too subjective and rough, and even brought out a joke that entered the opponent's voice.

As for him, he was just disgusted by Cat who only won 2 MVPs in his career. Compared with the treatment of his teammates, he can indeed accept it.

"I saw that this program was very popular. In less than half an hour, it had almost 300,000 views." This number of views has exceeded that of some garbage team games and is directly catching up with traffic battles.

"This evil cat king, Yin and Yang, you are here."

Ning couldn't calm down.

Seeing Cat talking about IG's poor vision, he slammed the table. The problem is that the force is mutual, and the method of smashing is wrong. In addition to making a sound, only my own hand hurts.

"Oh oh oh~~"

He inhaled continuously and made strange noises. After standing up suddenly, the gaming chair was pulled back. Just as he was about to sit down, he lowered his center of gravity and sat directly on the ground with an ouch.

Baolan: "Are you okay?"

Ning supported the ground, feeling the pain in his two buttocks, and couldn't help but cursed to vent the bad mood that was blocked to the extreme.

"C~N~M! This bad chair."

Make such a noise.

JKL, who was wearing headphones, turned around and saw Ning kicking the gaming chair. When JKL saw him in embarrassment, Ning felt hurt and angry, feeling embarrassed in front of his enemies!

"Please step on the horse and help me! Do you have any eyesight?"

Don't dare to vent your anger.

I had to yell at my roommate.

~~~

Fight it.

It’s already one in the morning.

But the topic about the canteen is still hot. Just as the director said in the plan: the e-sports version of the Tucao Conference has great potential. This is a proven path.

It seems humiliating.

The actual essence is self-deprecation, self-blackening and embarrassing blackening.

As the most important guest in the canteen, Qin Hao is not as quick as Cat, not as stupid as Guan Zeyuan, and not as serious as Jiede, but his charm lies in that he has reached the top and other players can only look up to him.

Or so.

If the amateur scientist questions the experts in the field, the latter will lose if they explain more, but if the experts question the experts, it becomes a rigorous scientific research spirit.

Similarly, even if Qin Hao has a bit of offensive power, in the eyes of netizens, he is disappointed.

"Oh my god."

"Have you all watched the canteen? Hahaha, I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt."

"I love to see Qing Shen's serious face-riding."

"Qing Shen: I don't think Ning can do it."

"Three top Onmyojis, plus a comedian who analyzes seriously!"

"I watched it live, and I didn't feel bored the whole time."

"Those who don't watch the canteen, watching the game is incomplete."

"Isn't the most classic one Hao Ge's iron-clad endorsement of JKL's rough brother? Gou Ba Cat is really disgusting. Unless you connect to the opponent's voice, is it so difficult to communicate who will carry first?"

"Rough brother and no attitude, with this jungle, they can still be runner-up. I can only say that IG's configuration is a bit overflowing, and other teams don't have the capital to squander."

"Come on, Kid could also guarantee the playoffs at that time, and if he didn't win the championship, he would be CJB."

"Don't be so extreme..."

"Go to brush it again."