I Made Up Myths In History And Shocked The World!

[What happened? Where did this primitive man come from?!]

[Isn’t Han Xia Guozhu too courageous? Although this primitive man is covered in fur, but he goes on stage naked, isn’t it a little bad?!]

[With this special effect, every hair is so realistic?]

Those netizens who had the IP address of Waiguo were stunned by the sudden appearance of the primitive leader.

No matter how you look at it, this primitive leader looks completely like a real life, not like it was created by computer software at all.

[No, no, I can’t stop laughing, these guys are so funny!]

[What are they saying? Why can’t I understand it at all?]

[My dear friends, this primitive leader is so realistic, and we praise our special effects technology for being so cool and awesome!]

[Pfft, hahaha, I’m laughing so hard at this!]

The netizens of Hanxia Kingdom didn't hold back and typed a series of hahaha in the barrage.

At the same time, Su Qianqian didn't cover her mouth, and her shoulders were shaking with laughter.

"Whoa?"

Lu Li looked at the primitive leader and asked him what happened.

"Whoa! Whoa whoa!"

The leader of the primitive people quickly explained the situation and told them about the attack on their tribe.

Lu Li narrowed his eyes slightly.

A group of dozens of primitive people suddenly came nearby and launched an attack on the group where the primitive leader was located.

"Whoa!"

Lu Li thought for a while.

It is naturally impossible for him to take action.

Even the saber-toothed tigers were no match for him, let alone some Homo erectus who had not yet fully evolved.

Even if they have weapons like stone spears and axes in their hands, they are still a bunch of scumbags.

He got up and walked into the house.

Then he came out with the failed bronze sword and handed it to the leader of the primitive people.

With this weapon.

In this era where stone spears and stone axes are rampant, isn't that as simple as chopping melons and vegetables?

[Holy shit?! How did Wu Shen take out this weapon? This is a magical tool that can cut stones and vegetables!]

[Can I say I’m envious?]

[No! You can’t! Because I’m envious too, it’s up to me to say it!]

[I’m curious what the primitive man said to God Hao to make him take out this bronze sword?]

Many netizens are feeling better.

Even Su Qianqian next to Lu Li was full of question marks.

"Rhubarb, go."

When the primitive leader was about to leave.

Lu Li raised his hand again and spoke to the saber-toothed tiger next to him.

next moment.

The saber-toothed tiger lying on the ground quickly stood up and, together with the primitive man, quickly moved away in the direction from which it had just come.

"Smelly"

"What happened?"

The primitive leader and the saber-toothed tiger leave.

Su Qianqian came over from the side and asked curiously.

"Others, primitives, attack."

Lu Li adjusted his vocal cords and explained briefly to the girl.

"You mean...they were attacked by other primitive people?"

Su Qianqian repeated Lu Li's words.

"Yes.

Lu Li nodded.

[Damn it! This makes sense! No wonder this primitive leader came back here to ask for help from God Hao. After a long time of doing this, the tribe was attacked!]

[I have to say that this primitive leader is very smart and knows how to come to our God Hao for help. Now with that bronze sword, this guy can definitely transform into the god of war and kill the opponent just like chopping melons and vegetables. Urine flow!]

[Wondering what the war between primitive people was like? I've never seen it before. ]

[I want to watch it too, why don’t the host go over and watch it?]

[This can have...]

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Su Qianqian was also a little moved.

She had never seen a war between primitive people.

"Hao, let's go over and see what's going on/y?"

The girl grabbed Lu Li's hand and shook it slightly, and her voice was unconsciously mixed with a hint of coquettishness.

"good."

Smelling the body fragrance emanating from the girl's body, Lu Li nodded gently.

Although there were no toiletries in this era, Su Qianqian often used water to wash away the smell of sweat.

Therefore, not only does she not have the smell of sweat fermenting for too long, but she also has a unique smell.

Lu Li casually picked up the hunter's bow and arrow pot, slung it across his body, and quickly approached the area where the primitive people were with the girl.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also very excited.

Haven't reached that area yet.

Lu Li had already keenly heard the sounds of the primitive people fighting on both sides.

It was mixed with the beating of heavy objects and the cries of some primitive people.

soon.

The two passed through the jungle and saw some of the fighting between the two sides.

The first is the hair of the primitive people on both sides. I don’t know if it is because of the different ethnic groups. The hair on the body of the primitive people of that primitive ethnic group looks slightly reddish in the sunset.

The primitive leader's side is relatively pure black.

Only the places where the setting sun shines will show a little orange.

The numerical gap between the two sides was huge, almost two to one.

in particular.

The opponent's primitive leader was accompanied by a creature that looked similar to a panda.

White body.

Black limbs.

The two ears and eyes are also the same. The pandas are almost the same, but this guy's size is much taller than the modern pandas.

Although not as exaggerated as the saber-toothed tiger, this panda is not much weaker than Rhubarb.

[I’m going?! Panda?! There were already pandas more than two million years ago?!]

[Aren’t you talking nonsense? Pandas first appeared eight million years ago. What’s wrong with seeing pandas two million years ago?]

[When I look at the upstairs, I haven’t watched this kind of documentary properly, otherwise I wouldn’t have asked such a silly question. ]

[What, those primitive people with red hair are too strong? They actually have pandas as pets? And they can also assist in attacking?!]

[Wait... This girl is not Chi You, right?! In myths and legends, the panda... the iron-eating beast is Chi You's mount!]

[Shit! Are you sure this isn’t too outrageous? Even Chi You is here?!]

[Didn’t the Heimaodu primitive man become the emperor?! And the bronze sword in his hand is the Xuanyuan Sword?!]

Senseless.

All netizens were confused.

The emperor's battle with Chi You is a familiar story in myths and legends.

Especially in this story, Chi You has a giant panda as his mount.

Although the primitive man here does not attack the panda, it can attack the black-haired primitive man, which means that this panda is definitely domesticated by the red-haired primitive man!

And this is even more outrageous.

The black-haired primitive man actually went to Lu Li and asked for a bronze sword.

According to descriptions from myths and legends.

And research by modern scholars has determined that the Xuanyuan Sword used by the Yellow Emperor in myths and legends happened to be a bronze sword!

In addition, before, Lu Li was like a god descending to earth, triggering thunder from the sky with one arrow, and directly killed the saber-toothed tiger.

Incited the worship of primitive people.

Doesn’t this just fit in with the myths and legends about the great battle between the Yellow Emperor and Chi You. Fortunately, God gave him the Xuanyuan Sword, and he won the final victory in the battle!

"No way? This is the battle of deer in myths and legends?!"

Su Qianqian was immediately stunned.

She never expected that when she followed the primitive man, she could actually see the myths and legends of ancient times - the battle of deer.

But the problem is.

Isn’t this a fairy tale? How could it really exist?!

[Anchor, is it possible that the Battle of the Deer really happened? It’s just that we don’t have the means to study it in modern times?]

[I particularly feel that, for example, like now, the black-haired primitive man holds the bronze sword given by God Hao and wins this victory. Doesn’t it coincide with the mythical story?]

[It makes sense, and then what happened today was spread by word of mouth, and then it became the story we hear today!]

[Oh my god! Then Hao Shen and the anchor are acting as gods in the story?]

Everyone was shocked again.

Wudaokou Vocational and Technical College, in Zhang Minwei’s archeology classroom.

The students who were watching the live broadcast and studying the ancient environment were also stunned by the words in the barrage.

"Oh my God! I didn't expect that the ancient mythical story was actually true! The Yellow Emperor fought against Chi You. If I hadn't seen it from the anchor's live broadcast room, I wouldn't have believed it was true!"

"But that's wrong. Doesn't it say in the myth that the Yellow Emperor united with the Yan Emperor tribe and defeated Chi You?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Ten people become tigers. After word of mouth spreads, there will naturally be some differences from the original story."

"That's right, it was more than two million years ago. Is there anything that can be recorded at that time? It's good that it can be transmitted to what we know now. At least it has been preserved, right?"

"But that's not right. The primitive man named Hao was influenced by the anchor before he could learn to smelt copper ore. If there was no anchor, he would not have a bronze sword. Without my bronze sword, this god-given sword If not, it wouldn’t exist? The rest of the story would be gone, wouldn’t it?”

Obviously this is a refutation.

Only with the anchor's time travel can the primitive man change. Only with the primitive man's changes can the black-haired primitive leader get the bronze sword.

It is the Xuanyuan Sword in mythology.

"Maybe this is not a refutation, maybe Miss Su's appearance just advances the story."

".々This primitive man named Hao was very smart. Long before Miss Su traveled through time, he had successfully mastered Iroquois-style firearms and the construction of treehouses with bamboo roofs and mud walls."

"Even without Miss Su, this primitive man might be able to successfully smelt a bronze sword in the future, but not so quickly."

Zhang Minwei pushed up his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

He felt that as a professor of archeology, he was about to switch from studying ancient humans to studying mythology.

However, he felt that his speculation was not impossible.

After all, even the red-haired primitive man could tame the panda. It was not impossible that this more intelligent primitive man could smelt a bronze sword at this time.

"Damn! Even fairy tales are here now..."

The war failed.

Sun Mingyang was also very shocked.

This is simply not too outrageous. A good ancient live broadcast room is full of outrageous things.

Copper can draw down lightning.

Now the Yellow Emperor fights Chi You again, and it's Chi You who actually has an iron-eating beast mount.

If he hadn't seen this with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that such a thing could have happened two million years ago.

"Panda? Iron-eating beast? This group of primitive people can actually tame pandas?

Lu Li’s gaze.

Staring at the panda attacking the black-haired primitive man on the battlefield, I also felt very strange.

He can tame the young snakes of saber-toothed tigers and Titanoboa, all because of the soul contract extracted from the system.

As a result, I didn't expect that other primitive people, even pandas from this period, could be domesticated into assistants for battle.

Now, not to mention other people, even Lu Li himself has some doubts. Is this a battle in mythical stories?

"Roar!"

battlefield direction.

The saber-toothed tiger collided head-on with the ancient panda.

The giant beasts in ancient times didn't have any timidity, they just pounced on each other.

However, with the help of those medicinal residues, the saber-toothed tiger's physical strength increased a lot from the previous basis (Zhao Mohao).

In the collision with the ancient panda, it immediately had a very obvious advantage.

Almost every collision, the ancient giant panda would be knocked back several steps, and the wisdom of the saber-toothed tiger also increased proportionally with the increase in the number of medicine residues eaten.

Occasionally.

The saber-toothed tiger gave the ancient giant panda a sneak attack, plus an attack targeting its weak points.

Just a few minutes.

The ancient giant panda on the side of the red-haired primitive man was completely finished. He was pinned to the ground by the saber-toothed tiger and bit his neck in one bite.

Two extra-long sword wings penetrated the ancient giant panda's body and severed its trachea.

It didn't take long.

This ancient divine beast, the iron-eating beast, was sent away in a wave.

Let’s talk about the primitive leader.

He held the bronze sword given to him by Lu Li tightly in his hand. The sharp blade was invincible. Whether it was a stone spear or a stone axe, everything that collided with it was cut in two by the blade of the bronze sword.

The black-haired primitive man, who was at a disadvantage just now, suddenly became more powerful, and the red-haired primitive man who was directly killed was completely defeated.

finally.

The leader of the red-haired primitive people was directly sent away by the leader of the primitive people under the invincible sharpness of the bronze sword.

Some of the remaining red-haired primitive people fled.

The rest were defended by the primitive leaders and became a group of defeated captives from two million years ago.

"Whoa whoa!"

The primitive leader raised his bronze sword high and shouted to all the remaining primitive people!

"Whoa whoa!"

"Whoa whoa!"

The remaining primitive people raised their weapons in response.

then.

Under the leadership of the primitive leader, all primitive workers and primitive prisoners came to Lu Li.

He worshiped him very devoutly. .