I Make Games To Scare Crying Players

The loading interface released by Erhuo made the players in front of the screen feel only two words.

messy.

Yes, the entire loading interface is messy and messy at a glance.

The upper part is a huge ship sailing in the starry universe. It looks ordinary and nothing special.

The lower part is densely packed Chinese characters. It seems that it should be a background introduction. At a glance, there are nearly a thousand characters.

Its background is a waterfall of numbers of 0 and 1 that has been diluted on the screen, which seems to want to reflect the sense of technology.

This picture makes many players who have never bought the game or see this interface for the first time feel a little strange.

Because for them, this interface is very different from other games.

The loading interface of other games is either a pure LOGO display, or a summary of mission plots or tips on game skills, etc., which are simple and simple, and intuitive and eye-catching.

But this game of technical games seems very rustic.

In addition to the dense text, it is not suitable to be placed on the loading interface.

At this time, Erhuo spoke.

[Have you seen this game loading interface? ]

[Players who have played this game should know that when they enter the game for the first time, they will be loading on this interface for at least 3 minutes. ]

[At first, I thought it was caused by poor game optimization. But the later game loading interface does not have this problem, which means that the duration of this interface is intentional by the production team. The reason is to let us see clearly the densely packed "background introduction" above. ]

[Have you seen the above words, let me briefly explain the beginning of the story. ]

[The timeline of "Bloody Scientist" takes place in 2050 in the future. It mainly talks about a manned spacecraft sending a batch of blue star science to the space station on Jupiter to participate in scientific research. But the spaceship was hijacked by aliens during the voyage, and the scientists lying in it were also unplugged from the life delivery device. ]

[Of all the crew members, only our protagonist survived because of his good physical fitness. At this time, as a scientific researcher, he discovered that the entire ship was an alien, and attempted to go to the Jupiter space station with the spacecraft. So he had to take up arms and began to be a warrior defending human beings. The story of "Blood Scientist" begins here. ]

[Okay, let's not care about the background plot of the game. Damn it, which game have you ever seen that stuffs the background plot on the loading interface? ]

[You are such a big company, will you die if you make an opening animation? Will being a background narrative kill you? The game of 2023! It's the same as in 2003, right? ]

[There is also this pile of densely packed characters, so I read novels here! ? After the entire game is cleared, there is no cutscene performance. I admit that the current FPS cutscenes are generally skipped because the performance is boring, but that is only for some people! Not everyone will skip it! There are still people who want to watch the cutscenes! ]

[And the current cutscenes are basically real-time calculations, and the action effects shown in the first-person perspective are much better than standing and talking! How about you, just cut things across the board and put things on the loading interface for us to see for ourselves. The whole process is not interesting at all! ]

[Is this your attitude? ]

Having said that, the barrage in the video is flying again.

"I live in Bengbu. If you can save money and trouble to such an extent, it must be a skill game."

"How well V Bo plays, how much he slaps his face when playing"

"I even skipped the animation for you, do you still expect me to read your introduction word by word?"

"Since we're all making games, is there still a cutscene missing?"

"I admit that I am very impetuous, and I often skip animations when playing FPS. But whether to jump or not is my business, and whether you have it is your business. Now it is 2023, you can't live without these basic elements."

"I, who have played the game, said that the game must be short of funds, because it reveals poverty everywhere, making it a bit uncomfortable to play."

At this time, Erhuo's voice sounded again.

The picture in the video remains the same, it is still the process edit of "Bloody Scientist".

[The game takes place in outer space, and the enemies you fight are also aliens. ]

[Then here comes the question, do you think you can see some alien scenery, or cosmic scenery, spectacular planets, etc. in the game? ]

[Go dream! ]

[In this so-called universe and interstellar game, none of the above will appear! ]

[You'll spend the next few hours jumping up and down in the enclosed spaceship, running non-stop, with a gun in hand to the end. Then you will be surprised to find that you can't see a single feather of the universe until you clear the level! ]

[Yes, the whole game doesn't even have a glass window, and it's just dangling in this poorly optimized spaceship from beginning to end. Are we not even worthy to see the universe in a spaceship? Can't even see a planet? Or did you not do it at all, just the spaceship? Are you going to imprison players inside and suffocate them alive? ]

[Technical tour! As long as you open a hole for the spaceship and put a starry sky map.jpg, I will fucking think you have worked hard! ]

[Games with the theme of the universe and the starry sky, you can’t see the appearance of the universe and the starry sky at all, and they are all placed in the ship, you are a good gimmick! What is the difference between you and other FPS? No, it's still a change of skin? And other FPS are not limited to indoors, because they also have outdoor, sky, ocean, racing and other levels! ]

[What do you have, you have a fart! ]

As soon as Erhuo finished speaking, the players were amused, and began to swipe the barrage.

"Hahahahaha, I just said why several anchors are wandering around in the spaceship when they are playing, and there is no emotion on the outside of the spaceship at all."

"It's so real, I thought I could see the magnificence of the universe, or the half-hidden face of the planet. After playing for an afternoon, I really didn't even see a hair."

"Thank you, UP Lord, for saving me money."

"I'm such a bad guy! The promotional point of this game before is horror + shooting, and the interstellar universe is a bonus item. Only to find out that there is no starry sky and no starry sky, and horror is not scary, so the only thing left is shooting, damn! 398 I play this?"

"Don't you feel tired of being in the spaceship all the time? Anyway, I will definitely get tired of it. Personally, I don't think it's very fun."

The voices of players discussing are very noisy, but this does not affect the continued playback of the video.

Soon, Erhuo's recognizable 'Jinpu' came again.

[After talking about these obvious problems, let's take a look at the most essential problems of "Blood Scientist". ]

[Everyone here should still remember how Jiyou praised their games at the time, right? ]

[That's right, 'horror' + 'shooting'. ]

While talking, a screenshot appeared in the video.

It was the first promotional article published by Jiyou Vbo.

The above words like "play fun", "play easily", and "face fear", "kill everything" and other words, in the eyes of current players, are somewhat funny.

Moreover, this blog post also secretly satirized the only game, saying that the game they developed put the cart before the horse, making players frightened and becoming people who are played by the game.

However, players do not agree with this statement of Jiyou, and instead think that this is the charm that horror games should have.

Those previous horror games, including Jiyou's "Jungle Fright" are all rotten fish and shrimp.

Therefore, the players in front of the screen, especially those who have never played the game or watched the live broadcast, really want to know how Erhuo will sharply comment on the so-called "horror cool tour".

As a result, the first sentence they spoke did not disappoint them.

[Is Bloody Scientist really scary? I can tell you responsibly that your 8-year-old sister who is afraid of ghosts can play it! ]

[I can't say there are no horror elements, but there are definitely not many. If it is compared with the only game, it can even be ignored. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. ]

As soon as the voice fell, the process editing in the video suddenly changed, and rows of sleeping cabins with transparent covers appeared.

Players who have played the game and those who have watched the live broadcast can tell at a glance that this is the scene when "Bloody Scientist" just entered the game.

Sure enough, the next second.

These sleeping cabins seemed to have received some orders, and they all opened the transparent covers.

Players who have played the game immediately understood that it was aliens who took control of the spaceship and forcibly released the freeze switch of the sleeping cabin, causing the people inside to die due to physical problems.

The protagonist of the game barely survived because of his high physical fitness.

Although there are many slots at the beginning of the game, players who have played He Yunguo no longer care.

Because they know what's coming next.

The screen of the video came to the protagonist's first perspective.

Afterwards, he walked out of the cabin and came to a corridor with a very sci-fi feel.

Then, he moved forward all the way, walking towards the end of the aisle with no forks.

At this time, weird music gradually sounded.

It seems that the closer the protagonist is to the end of the aisle, the more likely a crisis lies ahead.

Even if many players in front of the screen hadn't played at this time, but seeing this situation, they knew with their feet that something would happen at the end of the aisle.

After all, the atmosphere has been exaggerated to this point, if nothing happens to you, it will be unreasonable.

Moreover, this kind of weird music that shows that you have high energy in front of you really makes players who have never played it feel afraid.

Yes, just be vigilant.

Sure enough, the next second.

A huge sound effect suddenly sounded.

At a distance of about a few meters from the aisle, a spider-shaped alien dragged a human corpse across it violently!

Then

no more.

At this time, the bullet screen is displayed.

"Just this? Just this? Just this?"

"Wow, it's so scary, it scared me to death hahahaha."

"This level of horror, how can it compare with the only game?"

"In such a scary way, I knew he was going to fart before he took off his pants!"

"Don't tell me this is the horror of the game, if it is, then I really can't enjoy it."

Following the barrage comments from the players, Erhuo spoke again.

[In the beginning, when Jiyou publicly promoted the so-called horror + shooting innovation, I personally felt that there was no problem, after all, "Dark Forest" can shoot monsters with guns. ]

[However, the "exciting feeling" that the game said later made me rack my brains and couldn't think of how to make the player feel refreshed in a horror game. ]

[Sure enough, The Bloody Scientist proved they couldn't. ]

[I originally thought that Jiyou would sum up the failure experience after the failure of "Dense Forest", and then refer to the few works of the only game on the market, and finally hand over a satisfactory answer sheet to the players. ]

[This is the result? ? ? Brothers, I can say responsibly, if you haven't played those horror games of Shimmer, then you will never be frightened by the 'horror' of "Blood Scientist"! ]

[Where is this horror, this is no different from the previous games that used the name of horror but were actually other types of games! This is a game of fighting aliens in the skin of a horror game! ]

[No wonder, it’s no wonder they say something like ‘horror and fun’, because they know they can’t create a sense of horror, so they specialize in shooting. ]

[Technical game, oh technical game! And what jumping group! Take a look, there are 5 full horror games on the market for your reference, and you also have the hands-on exercise "Jungle Forest", why are you pulling your hips? What the hell are you doing? ]

In front of the screen, the questions that players are most concerned about have finally been answered.

For a horror game, the first thing players need to know is whether it is scary or not, and whether it is as advertised.

The only game that did it.

But Techgame Network.

Now, when Erhuo said it, the players secretly thought that it was so.

The horror of "Blood Scientist" is just rubbing the heat!

As a result, the video played to this point, and the bullet chatting started.

"I knew it, how could it be possible to find the same refreshing feeling as FPS in a horror game? It's just whimsical!"

"You're right, there's simply no way these two very different, even diametrically opposed, experiences could come together."

"Our group leader has said from the very beginning that "Blood Scientist" is a game for hype. As expected, it really is."

"It's both scary and cool, a fusion that even the only game can't do. How dare you do this in a technical game?"

"It can't be said that horror games are not cool at all, it's just a little bit different. The coolness of Shuo Guang's horror games is mainly focused on the exploration and follow-up missions, oh yes, there are also VR performance effects."

"I knew before this game came out that it was another game that elevates the only game"

Following the players' comments, Erhuo continued to speak.

But this time, with a little resentment.

[Okay, if you're here, you're somewhat interested in how bad Bloody Scientist actually is. ]

[If you still decide to buy a tasting after watching this video, then don't read the following content. ]

[Otherwise, you might not really buy it. ]

The player who had never played before the screen raised his eyebrows slightly.

Heh, the game is rotten in terms of optimization, graphics, mechanics, experience, etc. Could it be that there is something worse than these?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

With the mentality that curiosity killed the cat, the players continued to watch.

As a result, the first sentence stunned them.

[To be honest, guys, Bloody Scientist is a work-in-progress game, it's never finished! ]

As soon as these words came out, the players were surprised.

WTF?

The game is not finished?

What the hell?

Dare to sell it before it's finished?

Are they brave in technical games, or are they purely bad?

With a little shock, the players continued to watch.

Erhuo opened his mouth.

[This game has a total of 10 levels, and the total process does not exceed 5 hours. ]

[The first level is for the protagonist to wake up, kill monsters, and find survivors. ]

[The second level is that the protagonist is asked by the survivors to do this and that, and then chugs and comes back to do business. ]

[The third level is that the protagonist is asked by the survivors to turn on this device, turn on that tool, and then come back to do business. ]

[The fourth level is when the protagonist meets other survivors by chance, and then the two survivors discuss and decide what gate to open to regain control of the spaceship. Then you know, the protagonist kills monsters and comes back to do business. ]

[Fifth pass.]

[The sixth level.]

[Seventh pass.]

[In the tenth level, the protagonist finally knows the temporary lair of the alien spaceship, and decides to fight the boss alone with a lot of heavy weapons. Then. Then there is no more, the game is over. ]

[Yes! It's such an abrupt pass! ]

[There are a total of 10 levels in the game. I was busy like a purebred tool man. When I finally concentrated my firepower and started to attack the BOSS, the game was gone! ? ]

[What's even more ridiculous is that there is no cutscene at the end of the game, just a line of subtitles! ]

As soon as the voice fell, a screenshot popped up in the video.

It was a black screen with a line of white text in the middle.

It says:

[After experiencing racial aggression, the scientist embarks on a fateful journey that even he himself does not know. 】

In the next second, Erhuo exploded.

[Lao Tzu's life is my luck! I spent 398 yuan just for this? ]

[Why am I running around as a tool man in your unoptimized ancient game? It's not for killing the last boss, ending this bad game experience as soon as possible and uninstalling the archive. ]

[It’s good for you, you don’t even grant me such a small wish. Let's have an open ending, and the boss battle will be gone in the end. I'm such a big injustice for spending money to come here and suffer with my computer! ]

[The game is not finished at all! Jiyou has 100% castrated the level! But they are very smart. In order not to let the players see it, they pretended to add such a sentence at the end, fooling us as if they thought they had an open ending. ]

[But the question is, do you have any suspense with the open ending? Is your plot good? Is your main character amazing? We all know that it's time to fight the boss, and it's time to enter the climax, but you cut it off here, saying that you are in the magic period? What the fuck is your point? where? where? ? ? ]

The players in front of the screen were completely stunned when they saw this.

398 yuan, or Xiyou platform.

The result is a semi-finished castration game?

Especially for some players, they can accept that the game is bad, and they can also accept that the picture quality is lagging behind.

But they can't accept that the game is not finished!

Because it's not worth the money

No wonder the pre-broadcast was cancelled, no wonder it was released in advance, isn’t this just trying to reap a wave of escape by relying on gimmicks and hype?

The Xiyou platform does not have a scoring system, and players can only learn from the Internet to judge whether a game is good or bad.

But this is extremely easy to operate, as long as you spend some money to invite big V to promote it, and sprinkle a few cents of dog food for some puppies, "Blood Scientist" will definitely be well received on the Internet!

Absolutely!

Jiyou really knows how to play!

As a result, in the video, bullet screens were flying.

"Jiyou never said that there will be updates in the future. Could it be that there is really no ending, no boss battle?"

"Man, I'm out of my mind to buy a game like this and make me and my computer suffer."

"Interesting, it's a game with more gimmicks than experience. I understand the capital game, so I guess I'll hire sailors in the future, right?"

"Hehe, no wonder it's only released in China. Who will play your game internationally?"

"398 Isn't it good for me to buy Lolita for my girlfriend? At least my girlfriend can be beautiful and me, er, ah, your "Blood Scientist" will only make me experience pain."

The Tucao video came to an end amidst thousands of bullet screens from the players.

Because of this, many people know that the quality of "Blood Scientist" is too low and the level is castrated.

It didn't take long for the topic of who bought who was wronged to be raised on the Internet.

but

Tech games will not sit still.

72 hours after Erhuo finished posting the video, Jiyou launched!