I, Maunyin, Am Not a Singer!

Paun Yin glanced at the big man, then ignored it and sat back on the stool before.

This scene made the big man even more annoyed, but the anger had not made him lose his mind. He knew that the woman in front of him could not be offended, so he turned to look at the others.

Lindie was swept away by the sight, and she shrank behind Paunyin in fright. Xiaomei glared back without showing weakness. Of course, she dared to glare back while standing on Paunyin's head. Facing the big man's eyes, she said arrogantly: "What are you looking at?! Haven't seen the songgirl goblin?"

The big man frowned and said, "Singer Fairy?" He looked at Paune once again: "Are you... a songstress?"

"No..." Xiaomei immediately stopped her host from speaking, and then took over the right to speak: "That's right! What? Scared?"

Gritting his teeth, the big man said, "I guess she is also a singer who is not very famous. Otherwise, why would she live in my poor house?"

"Ha?! What do you mean!? My host hasn't started to exert his strength, or he will scare you to death! I tell you... Lindie, please don't pull me!"

Lindie showed a panicked look, trying to calm Xiaomei: "Sister Xiaomei, don't get excited."

Not to mention Xiaomei's Huo Da and Lin Die's panic, after Uncle Ren heard the big man's words behind him, he felt that something was wrong and asked aloud, "Wait! Brother, do you think this is your house?"

The big man turned around, looked at Uncle Ren, nodded and said, "That's right."

"But, the one who signed the contract with me is..."

"You signed the contract?" The big man was stunned, lowered his head and thought for a moment, then asked, "Is the one who signed the contract with you a tall, thin guy who looks particularly wretched?"

Uncle Ren nodded.

"Ha~" The big man laughed suddenly, and continued: "Then you are really unlucky, that guy is the previous tenant of this house, the contract expired a few days ago, and I called him to get out, but I didn't expect Before you leave, you still have the fat meat delivered to his mouth."

"...Brother, can you please explain in detail? The last tenant? We are fat?"

"Isn't it obvious? You have been deceived! That guy is a well-known liar in this area, and the police station also has a criminal record. Since the residents in this area know what kind of scum he is, there is nothing to deceive in this area. , just as the house is due, he plans to move out, but he didn't expect to meet you guys who don't know anything before leaving, who won't lie to you?" The big man shrugged and said with a schadenfreude smile.

Uncle Ren's eyes widened, showing an incredible look, shook his head and said, "No, brother, are you kidding me? I still have a contract here, and the liar you mentioned has signed it, and since you know that He's a liar, why didn't the police arrest him?"

"Contract? Arrest?" The big man smiled disdainfully and continued: "You think I don't want to? As a professional liar, do you think he can't get a fake contract and a fake identity? Without conclusive evidence, the liar can't be caught. Yes, and also, the signature? Do you look at the name he signed?"

Hearing this, Uncle Ren rushed back to his room immediately. In less than a minute, he returned to the lobby on the first floor with a stack of papers in his hand.

"Look, the name on the signature is Chen Er."

Uncle Ren immediately looked at the place where the signature was signed. Yes, it was indeed Chen Er.

Seeing the change in Uncle Ren's expression, the big man smiled: "It seems that the two words Chen Er are correct, the guy's real name is not Chen Er, so I don't know what his name is, after all, he is a liar, and it is impossible to expose himself easily. If you don't believe me, you can go to the police station to check and ask if there is a suspect, and if the suspect is called Chen Er."

Looking at the contract in his hand, Uncle Ren felt that the sheets of paper in his hand were extremely heavy. Nine times out of ten, this was true. At that time, I thought that person was weird, but Uncle Ren, who had just arrived in a different place, didn't pay attention to that. I was so vigilant, I just wanted to settle down at the time, and the liar was very skilled, acting as if he was really the owner of the house, so that Uncle Ren finally thought he was just a weird landlord, but he didn’t expect This omission, the result...

"You can only blame yourself for not paying attention." The big man spread his hands, and then continued: "Okay, let's get down to business, the real owner of this house is me, so the fake contract of the liar in your hand won't work, you guys If you want to live, you have to hand over the rent to me, and you will be deceived, and in order to prove that I am indeed the landlord of this house, we can sign the contract under the witness of the urban management."

This proposal is very good. With the testimony of the official body, it increases the credibility, but... the real problem is not here.

But... Uncle Ren and the others have no money.

Although those looters are abominable, they are not really terrible looters, they can only be regarded as little devils, so there are not many bounties. Ninety percent rent houses, and the remaining percent Ten was spent on daily necessities and food purchases, and now they don't have much cash.

"Well, what's your surname, the landlord?"

"Oh, my name is Zhang Hu, why? Don't you believe me? It just so happens that there are still people on duty at the police station and city management at this point. I can accompany you to check it out." The big man raised his brows and said.

Uncle Ren shook his head: "No, Landlord Zhang, what I want to say is, can you take it easy? We can't get that much money at once."

"No money?" Zhang Hu glanced at Paunyin, there is a singer who has no money? Sure enough, she was an unknown singer, smiled disdainfully, and continued: "Don't say I have no conscience, I'll give you a week."

"That...can you have more time?" Uncle Ren said, with cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

"More?! How long did you say it would take?"

"Half a year... can you see it?"

Zhang Hu let out a breath, pointed to himself and said, "Do you think I look like a fool?"

"Uh, what are you kidding me, Landlord Zhang? How can you be a fool?" Uncle Ren smiled awkwardly and said.

"Since I'm not a fool, do you think it's possible?! Don't pay to live for half a year? Why didn't you tell me to give you the house?! Up to one week! I won't get the money by then, and I'll ask the city management to invite you. Go out." After speaking, Zhang Hu turned and walked towards the door.

"Hey! Don't! Landlord Zhang! Give me some more time!" Uncle Ren immediately caught up and begged.

"I haven't talked for a week!" Zhang Hu said as he shook off Uncle Ren's palm.

The screen switched, and he looked towards Paunyin.

"That uncle turned out to be a liar? What should I do? We don't have that much money to pay the rent again." After listening to the conversation between Uncle Ren and Zhang Hu, Xiaomei and Lindie both showed disbelief. , is worried, Lin Die said aloud.

"You lied to me! Damn it!" Xiaomei waved her palm vigorously, then flew to Paunyin and said, "Host! Hurry up and release your debut song! Then make money, or we won't even have a place to live, If you don't have a place to live, don't even think about exercising and eating on time."

Touryin stood up and said, "Indeed, this is a big crisis."

Xiaomei nodded immediately: "That's right! So, what song do we sing, host? The FIREBIRD you said last time, this song is really good, then you need to find a good band to help you play it, and..."

Ignoring Xiaomei who was in the middle of her thoughts, Paunyin speeded up and came to Zhang Hu, looking at Zhang Hu with plain watery eyes.

She was so frightened that she took a few steps back. Although in Zhang Hu's eyes, Paunyin was just an unknown singer, but he wasn't something he could mess with. He asked a little scared, "You, what are you doing?"

"One month."

Zhang Hu showed a puzzled expression: "What?"

Touryin said, "I will give you the money in a month, so let's give you a month's grace."

There was still some doubts, but Zhang Hu didn't say anything to death and looked at Paunyin, even if he was an unknown singer, he could make money much faster than these survivors from Fucheng, so he nodded: "Yes, but you What do you take as a guarantee? What if you run away midway? After all, you are a singer, and they..." Zhang Hu pointed at Uncle Ren and continued: "Apart from the identity of the survivors of Fucheng, they are just a group of people. ordinary residents."

"Guarantee?" Tuuyin frowned, although she wanted to say that she would not run, but whether others believed it or not was another matter, then Tuuyin said, "Wait, I'll go get something." After that, Tuuyin went up Floor, go to your room.

After a while, Xunyin went downstairs, and in the eyes of everyone, handed Zhang Hu a stack of papers.

"What is this?" Zhang Hu asked as he picked up the paper in confusion.

"Song."

Zhang Hu glanced at his hand for a while, then raised his head in confusion, and said, "You say, these papers in my hand are... songs?"

Touryin nodded: "Well, the name of the song is FIREBIRD, my own song, Xiaomei quarrelled every day, so I wrote the song."

"..." xN

The collective was dumbfounded. Whether it was Zhang Hu or Uncle Ren, Lindie Xiaomei, they all stared at the paper in Zhang Hu's hand.

Rindie looked at the thin piece of paper and murmured, "FIREBIRD? Songs composed by Sister Maunin? On that piece of paper?"

Touryin nodded: "Well, I wrote the lyrics and tunes of this song on it. I remember that the song should be very valuable, right? Can this be used as collateral?"

Zhang Hu nodded in confusion and said, "...Yes."

"Okay, I'll give the money in a month... Wait, since the song is very valuable, I'll sell this to you, can it be used as rent? If possible... uuuuuu."

Xiaomei didn't have time to complain that the host once again did something that shocked their common sense, and immediately flew forward to cover Paunyin's mouth, and then shouted: "Host! !"

Then he turned his head to look at Zhang Hu and said, "Landlord Zhang Hu, this song is only for mortgage, we won't sell it, I advise you not to have any crooked thoughts."

After returning to his senses, Zhang Hu looked at Xiaomei's serious look and said, "Don't worry, I still know what will happen if I sell the songs without consent. I don't want to die." After speaking, Zhang Hu carefully took the notes. Putting it in his pocket, he said again, "I will keep it safe and exchange it for the rent in a month."

After speaking, Zhang Hu slowly pushed open the door, covered the pocket where the paper was placed, stuck his head out vigilantly and looked around, seeing that no one was there, he walked out of the door with confidence.

Paun Yin pointed at the closed door suspiciously and asked, "What is that guy doing? He's sneaking."

Xiaomei slammed Paunyin's head with her fist and shouted, "What are you doing! Host, you actually brought out the song?!"

Tilt your head, can't you take it?

Seeing Paunyin full of doubts, Xiaomei calmed herself down, and then she remembered what happened to her host. She had no common sense in this world, so she had to learn to get used to it, and it took a while. Xiaomei began to explain.

Chapter 19 Running for Life

Diva is the mainstream world, so naturally everything related to Diva is popular, and songs are the things that attract the most attention except Diva themselves. Songs are even so popular that people in the world have set up a set of relevant laws for them. , one of which clearly stipulates that the sellers who sell unauthorized songs without authorization must accept a minimum of two years and a maximum of ten years in prison, regardless of whether they are ultimately successful or not.

However, the high profits of songs will still make people not afraid to sell them. Many famous singers will find that their songs are illegally sold, but Paunyin is a singer who has never released his own songs and has no reputation at all. , Zhang Hu really wants to sell Paunyin's songs, Xiaomei may have a headache for a long time, but fortunately, Zhang Hu is just an ordinary person with no background, he dare not do such a thing.

But even so, it still gave Xiaomei a headache. Paunyin took out the song and mortgaged it, just like a chef breaking his spoon and a teacher throwing away his knowledge.

In fact, there is another very important reason why the world pays so much attention to song sales, but it is not used for the time being, so I won't mention it.

Time passed, and everyone came back from get off work. Under Uncle Ren's call, they all gathered in the hall. They also learned the whole story from Uncle Ren.

Uncle Ren bowed ninety degrees to everyone, and said, "I'm very sorry! Everyone, it's all my fault that I didn't confirm it carefully at the time to cause this kind of thing."

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, and they couldn't think of it anyway, what they were waiting for when they got home from get off work was this kind of bad news.

Qian, the word has been chasing after them, but after this incident, it jumped directly on their heads.

Seeing that everyone didn't speak, Aunt Fan stood up and said, "Uncle Ren can't be blamed for this. We are all responsible. We blame ourselves for being careless and being caught by liars."

Someone took the lead in speaking, and slowly everyone also expressed their thoughts. I said before that this is a gentle group, and no one blamed Uncle Ren. Fatty Meng and other more active members were still joking. Uncle Ren, doesn't he usually boast about his piercing eyes? What happened this time?

The atmosphere calmed down a little, and Aunt Fan brought the topic back: "I'm very happy to see that you are not sad, then... we have to figure out a way to get enough money to get Miss Paunyin's songs back within a month. ."

"Are you putting the cart before the horse?" Paun Yin said, "I asked you to pay the rent, not to get my songs back."

However, everyone cooperated and said, "No! I want to help you get the song back, Miss Paune!"

Touryin was stunned for a moment, did you guys negotiate? so neat.

Aunt Fan smiled and explained, "Miss Xunyin, we have caused you trouble again. Before we arrived in Pearl City, we were taken care of by you, so that we were not harmed by the evil spirit body. , let's entertain Miss Paunyin well, and as a result, today's accident happened again, and in the end, Miss Paunein, you came up with your own song, and only bought a month's time."

Uncle Ren stepped forward a little embarrassedly and said, "It's so embarrassing, it's a shame that I'm still the captain of the group, alas~ If it wasn't for you, Miss Paunyin, for a week, even if we didn't sleep 24 hours a day, we wouldn't be able to get together. so much money."

"That's right, you've helped a lot, Miss Touryin." "Miss Touryin, don't worry, we will definitely get your songs back for you."

Most of the people were talking about it, most of them thanking the touryin and guaranteeing to get the song back.

Shaking his head helplessly, Paun Yin didn't really care about the song at all, and said, "Let's talk about my song, have you figured out how to make money? Do you need my help?"

Uncle Ren immediately waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, it's our business, why are you embarrassed to trouble you, Miss Paunyin? As for how to make money, everyone has to work harder, and everyone should get off work a few more jobs. I'm also prepared. Continue to work during breaks and on days off."

Everyone nodded to this, most of them were helpless. They were all just ordinary people. If they wanted to make more money, that was the only way.

"I, I want to work too!" Lin Die said suddenly, her tone was a little flustered, but her expression was full of determination: "I also want to help everyone share some of the pressure!"

Aunt Fan stepped forward, stroked Rindie's hair gently, and said, "Rin girl, if you have this intention, let's leave these things to our adults."

"But…"

Before Rindie could say anything, everyone else started to speak, meaning the same as Aunt Fan, that is, don't think so much about Rindie, just leave these things to them.

And Xiaomei leaned into Paunyin's ear and whispered, "Host, are you really embarrassed like this? If you don't work, you eat and drink for free. Your situation is generally called an old man."

"I didn't even say that I really didn't work like that."

"Huh?!" Xiaomei was surprised, host, you actually want to go to work? Shouldn't you be just like Kakarot and Vegeta, all you have to do is get stronger and exercise?

Touryin frowned and said, "Why are you so surprised? I'm not Kakarot, I still know the importance of money."

Xiaomei was startled again, pointed at her host and shouted: "Host! You really know Kakarot!"

Bouncing the noisy Xiaomei away, Paunyin got up to go upstairs, stopped at the stairs, turned her head and said, "I'll go to rest first, by the way, I'll still go to work, you are too polite, how do you say it? Now we're partners too, I'm not going to watch you get busy and then I'll have nothing to do."

After saying that, Maunyin went upstairs under the surprised eyes of everyone.

The hall fell into silence, and then Uncle Ren broke the silence: "Everyone, Miss Paunyin is so good at talking and always thinking of us, so we can't be lazy!"

"Oh!" xN

After the mobilization was over, another question started to make them curious again, that is...what will Paunyin do?

………………

The next day, the weather was clear.

Paun Yin was invited out of the house respectfully, announcing that she had failed another interview.

In addition, it is really respectful to ask for it. It is not a metaphor. The interviewers rejected Paunyin very enthusiastically. This is the case with several interviewers today. The reasons for their rejection can be summarized as follows: Miss Paunyin, You're a songstress, it's condescending to work with us, and... we can't afford a songstress to work for us, so sorry.

Xiaomei spread her hands and said, "Although I said that the host should go to work, I didn't say that you should be interviewed as an employee like the average person. You still talk a lot about me, and now you know why? Honestly. Come with me to make your debut song."

Paunyin turned to look at Xiaomei. In fact, 80% of the reason she was rejected was due to Xiaomei. Every time the interviewer asked Paunyin what she had done, Xiaomei jumped out and proudly announced that her host was Diva, and then... the interviewer was shocked, and then invited Munin out respectfully.

"If you don't say loudly that I'm a singer, there will be so many things?"

"Host, paper can't hold fire. Even if you say that you are not a singer, you will still be discovered one day, and you will still be fired enthusiastically."

As soon as the corners of his eyes twitched, he was dismissed with enthusiasm, which was really outrageous.

"So~~ host, honestly follow me to make your debut song, that's what you should do, and besides! Money won't be a problem at that time."

Touryin took out the recruitment flyer, looked for the next company for an interview, and said at the same time, "I'm not a singer, so I don't know how to sing."

Blue veins popped out of Xiaomei's forehead, and it was the same every time. She flew to Paunyin to stop Paunyin, and Xiaomei said, "It's not a singer, not a singer, then what are you, the host?"

"Martialist, I remember that Kakarot called himself that." Pain nodded and confirmed, "Well, I'm a martial artist."